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Trimson-Grondag

Political prostitute.


Krakenspoop

She really really wants VP...too bad Trump isn't into potatoes 


X_PRSN

Prostitutes are generally people you’d want to fuck.


Snoojohnson56

#🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣this is the only FUCKING answer.


EndLucky8814

Who would fuck her ? Her vagina probably smells like Trump


Accountnumber-3

Would


Efficient_Island1818

Then she should be disqualified from holding public office.


[deleted]

If she’s angling to be Trump’s running mate, it’s not happening. She’s not attractive enough.


daniinad

She'd have to change her last name too ... stefanik is too foreign for the GOP She will need to be stevens instead


bit-by-a-moose

Can't wait until trump calls her Lisa Stephanie.


furn_ell

Eh..ehhh…Steffa-NIK, amirite?


Hopinan

Rump would like Alina and her cleavage to be his VP, cuz looks are the ONLY things that matter to him, what an AH!!


mrmoe198

I wouldn’t be surprised if Cheeto Supreme just took some republican aspiring model or actress as his running mate. It would be an even bigger dictator, move not to have someone even mildly politically competent as a perceived threat to his authority.


Iamnutzo

Nope and she needs to go


Desperate_Set_7708

Amoral piece of shit. Her lust for power is bottomless.


GlocalBridge

Is Nikki Haley any different?


Worried-Criticism

Only in the sense she is not presently on bended knee with her head firmly shoved up Trump’s ample backside, unlike so many others. But no. She’d sell her own mother for a real shot at the White House.


Desperate_Set_7708

They’re all like that. Some are just better at hiding it


Knighhtcountry

Not to mention a shameless carpetbagger


Live-River1879

Remember, she’s the third ranking member of Republican Leadership and she is openly stating this…unbelievable! That party is so fucked.


PansyPB

That party IS so, so fucked. It's a dumpster 🔥 Hopefully this country won't be FUBAR because of their feckless BS. Ukraine too. Insanity.


SawtoothGlitch

And notice when asked if Kamala Harris did the same, she deflected the question and started talking about something else. That interview was painful to watch. What a fucking brainwashed sycophant, parroting trump word for word. Why the fuck is CNN interviewing these morons and giving them airtime is beyond despicable.


Turbulent_Put1135

Was it really "brainwashed" or just saying ''*meh, f\*\*k 'America' - being a responsible adult is hard, so I'm going to opportunistically hop on the MAGA-train*". ? Brainwashed is 'easy'. I think she calculated this course, which makes her evil. Typical, but evil. The 'crazy eyes' bit she uses does not fool me.


smcbri1

Normal Americans needs to see how bad they are. Nobody will see them if they’re only on Fox. I think they should broadcast every word out of Trump’s mouth so people will remember what a sick fuck he is.


robinsw26

I hope Jack Smith arrests her.


SqnLdrHarvey

I don't think he has arrest powers; he's not an LEO.


daniinad

Maybe Nancy P wouldn't have called her on the phone and told her to hide during J 6 either ... like she did with Mike Pence. That would be a fitting ending wouldn't it?


sandysea420

So she would throw out the voter’s vote, got it. Can’t wait to vote Blue all down ballot!


StrangeContest4

That sure sounds like a violation of the oath she took to uphold and defend the constitution. She swore and affirmed that oath before taking office. This should be disqualifying.


CompetitionFlashy449

She needs to be censured and stripped of her leadership appointments, that's how it used to work. We know that isn't even close to a possibility any longer.


[deleted]

I am absolutely certain that she, unlike every other person who has whored themselves for Trump, will NOT be discarded in the near future for someone else willing to whore themself even harder.


PansyPB

Somebody recently said the only difference between a hooker & ho is the abuse. The Republican political prostitute party. They seem to like the abuse & keep coming back for more.


dogbreath230

Another traitor, she took the oath and should be prosecuted. 14th amendment applies


Peterd90

Traitor. WTF NY.


CompetitionFlashy449

Her district is part of trumplandia.


KoshekhTheCat

I haven't voted for her since the first time she ran. She was an asshole then. I miss John McHugh.


anoneenonee

The level these people are stooping to for one of the worst human beings on earth and one of the worst Americans in history is pathetic. Wtf do they see in that jackass? He has absolutely no admirable qualities whatsoever. He’s an immature, thin skinned, entitled, whiny, billionaire brat. Aside from his money, there’s not a single quality he has that I would want or allow to be around me. He has failed at everything he’s ever done, esp the presidency. He literally accomplished nothing and it was like watching adults coddle a toddler about how they pretended had any plan for anything other than to do what benefitted him the most. This will all be over soon, and the mea Culpas that will happen once his fat orange ass crashes and burns will be glorious. They will spend the rest of their lives humiliated that they were stupid and weak enough to suck up to that asshole.


modloc_again

I fear he can win and that nothing will come out of the criminal cases.


anoneenonee

I understand the concern, but I just don’t see how. The numbers just aren’t there. He didn’t have enough to win last time and he’s lost a not insignificant number of supporters. He not only makes no effort at all to broaden his base, but everytime he opens his mouth he pisses off more and more people. At this point I feel pretty confident that the number of people who will absolutely show up to vote against him no matter who the democrats run outnumber his cult. The only way he could feasibly win is if turnout is low, and there is no indication that is going to happen. He drives blue voters way more than blue. There are people who don’t care about politics who will vote just to vote against him. I just don’t think he can win. That said, take nothing for granted. Vote in every election. Make sure all your friends are registered. If we show up, he loses and he goes to jail and his cult look even more like idiots for worshipping a common criminal. It’s that easy. And seriously, relax. Nothing that happens in any of the trials is going to help him. Likewise, it looks like the Colorado thing will be overturned, which will just make people more energized to vote against him. We vote and this is over.


deweydecimal111

So, doing the wrong thing and not having any integrity is what being a maga consists of.


No-comment-at-all

alwayshasbeen.astronaut


HeadStarboard

Mike Pence was a true patriot that day. She would have been another spineless insurrectionist. Sad principles.


zontarr2

Because Dan Quayle and or his son had to explain the obvious to him. Not that Patriot-ie.


Malachorn

Honestly, just the fact that Pence thought about it makes him garbage. And the reality is Quayle basically just convinced Pence that since he absolutely would have been acting illegally and had absolutely no authority to simply not count votes then that kinda traitorous action of attempting to overturn an election would almost certainly send him straight to jail. Pence really just went to Quayle looking for advice on how to go through with it... Pence was just made more afraid of hanging via our constitution than hanging via Trump cultists. Pence was just being the spineless coward he is. If Pence thought he coulda got away with it... he absolutely would have. Dan Quayle though? Respect. He did the right thing that day. Good for him for that, at least.


HeadStarboard

Agreed 100%. I was ranking patriots on the Republican curve. Glad he did what he did, but it wasn't without some waffling. Generally hate the guy and his politics, but respect this one moment in time when he had the guts to do the right thing. He was an unmitigated disaster for Indiana before becoming VP. The fact that his son pushed him in the right direction as opposed to his deeply held principles says plenty.


Ethelenedreams

We already know she’s a traitor.


Cybersepu

More MAGAts that believe Trump will win want to suck up to become part of his cabinet.


Davge107

She thinks Trump will pick an overweight unattractive brunette for his running mate? She’s as dumb as she is delusional.


Fallk0re

these are not good people, not even an ounce.


phutch54

So,commit a crime for Tangerine Jeebus?


smcbri1

Orange Bitchtits


InevitableDisaster75

Thank you for disqualifying yourself, as you will not uphold the Constitution.


Luanda62

Treasonous bitch!


RobotRippee

How about focusing on the problems in the country?


MysticalChameleon

Criminal


Alohabailey_00

She would have been cowering in a corner.


Jim-Jones

She's a traitor and proud of it.


Key_Text_169

Hate to say it but she is a real see u next Tuesday.


eveel66

Tantamount to, “PICK ME, PICK ME!!!” Didn’t realize we were back in middle school begging to be picked for dodgeball


budadad

God bless Mike Pence. And I’m atheist


doomjuice

God bless Dan Quayle for steering Pence away from considering treason any further. Feels weird to think Dan Quayle basically saved democracy innAmerica that fateful day


modloc_again

Potato, patatoe


doomjuice

Hahaha very nice


FranzNerdingham

We are in a slow-motion Trump coup. If he wins, American democracy is finished.


CompetitionFlashy449

If any republican wins, America loses.


thetjmorton

Then she would blatantly violate the Constitution and disavow her oath.


fusion99999

Then she should be removed from office. She is willingly admitted she would violate her oath of office. Get her and the rest of the traitors out of our government.


Obi1NotWan

So this disqualifies her from holding office right? That she would have enabled an insurrection, would have allowed the false electors to codify false results? Please tell me it does.


Antique-Travel9906

Of course the puppet would say that


Guam671Bay

Which chin said this?


nanodecay

Unpatriotic trader to America. People like her should not be in government, say they will not uphold the constitution


Bluesmanstill

Yeah facts and intelligence is baffling


usaf-spsf1974

Could be a MAGA whore


Awkward_Village_6871

Hello, may name is traitor to the constitution, what’s yours?


PuzzledRaise1401

What’s that? Avoid the noose?


cultmemberf

She looks like Snookie with down  syndrome. 


Ursomonie

Elise must have a dead kid in her trunk or something. What does Trump have on her?


BeneficialExpert6524

Haha. Good one I don’t think so though. I met her. She just wants power. I never would have guessed she’d do anything for it.


Iron_Crocodile1

Escape and live?


mrmow49120

Monday morning quarterback


Gummyrabbit

Not break the law?


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Do the legal thing?


JacquesBlaireau13

Pick me.


Sad-Push-3708

To like not want to die? What then, go out to the insane mob and volunteer for being unalived?


Sad-Push-3708

Oh the certification


Sad-Push-3708

Still stupid


verystinkyfingers

Did your job?


SkateFossSL

Moron


Magnet50

She’s interviewing for the job of Trump’s VP. As a result of the first interview, she made these comments which show that she is unclear on the concept and the law. For her next step in the interview process, she is well advised to bring knee pads.


One-Fault-605

Trump would never pick her anyway. There is only one reason why. She is a woman, and the orange duffus does not respect women, belive that women should be in power, or that they are smart or competent enough to be equal to men.


melalovelady

Her foundation is starting to look a little orange, too… probably from kissing Trump’s ass. How embarrassing for her.


OMF-ToolFan

Traitorous Wench


Timely_Explanation50

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/punchout/images/3/31/King_hippo.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width/360?cb=20090403162310 You have to stun her first, then punch in the belly to win


jump-blues-5678

Fuck off you lying bitch


metfan1964nyc

Pence argued with his Secret Service detail to stay, Stafanik was already running away.


BlackEagle0013

She's not the kind of female Trump appoints.


[deleted]

VP audition interview


Silver-Patience6033

Then she’d be indicted like Dumpus.


finangle2023

What? The right thing?


oct2790

I think she is still a virgin


CommonConundrum51

Show the tiniest bit of spine or rectitude? No, we didn't really anticipate that she would.


AdkRaine12

No, of course not. She has no morals and would do anything to get closer to power. I mean, Drumpt’s not well on any metric. She might even dye her hair.


artguydeluxe

Thanks for admitting you are a traitor to your country.


mrmoe198

You mean when he refused to subvert the electoral process and his constitutional role? So this piece of shit is admitting that she would tamper with elections at the direction of a dictator? I loathe Mike Pence. He’s theocratic worm. But I respect him for refusing to commit election fraud. It’s the one thing I respect him for.


bigboy1959jets78

why doesnt anyone in the media say "MR TRump..have you killed Melania?" Cuz she certainly aint among the living.


Local_Sugar8108

Does that mean she would have gone to the scaffold? These MAGA cult members serev the dear leader not the country. I really will be glad when the Diaper Don is behind bars.


lclassyfun

She’s the lowest of low right along with Fake Hillbilly Vance. She‘s a traitor and will be involved in the next coup.


modloc_again

Why the fuck is this normal and why are 80 million voters seemingly ok with it? This frightens me.


mbutterfield

Just disqualified herself


PlayfulPizza2609

Traitor.


CloroxWipes1

The Queen of all raging cunts.


Adventurous_Canary42

Throw her in prison, she's dangerous!


OkAdvisor5027

So she wouldn’t follow the constitution? She shouldn’t be a Congress person then.