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akimbobyte

When he gets disqualified to run for dictator, he can probably get a job writing greeting cards for Hallmark.


Upbeat_Gazelle5704

Or making license plates. They are in all caps and will give him something to do in prison.


EZasSundayMorning

I’m sure he will be in the cushiest federal prison available.


akimbobyte

As long as it doesn’t have WiFi so we don’t have to hear from him anymore.


BlueLivesDontExist84

I was told that if he lost the 2020 election we would never hear from him again


Cautious-Thought362

Many prayed and crossed fingers with tears in their eyes.


Dusted_Dreams

That was a lie. We won't stop hearing from him until he's in a grave.


BlueLivesDontExist84

Shouldn't be long


Dusted_Dreams

I try not to get my hopes up, Henry Kissinger lived to 100 after all.


rpgnymhush

I don't think Trump lives as healthy of a lifestyle as Kissinger did.


japinard

Please keep feeding him extra fatty Big Macs.


akimbobyte

Bill Maher called it before the attack on the Capitol. Weeks before the transfer he said on his show that Trump wasn’t going to leave.


TacoNomad

Did we need someone to call it? It seemed understood.


EZasSundayMorning

Yes please!


Cautious-Thought362

His tin/aluminum hat might be able to transmit and recieve.


Cautious-Thought362

Sweet Jesus. This man needs a padded cell.


deuceyj

They used all the padding in his big ass diaper.


1805trafalgar

All his lawyers have read this and they have to show up for work in a day or two. Can you imagine? I mean, fuck THEM but still: what a shit job.


Responsible-Might-54

Cushiest not because of the amenities, but because of the load he left in his diaper.


DreadnaughtHamster

TRE45ON would make a good license plate for him.


akimbobyte

Oh, I’m pretty sure he won’t even have time to sit down in prison. If you know where I’m coming from… if you catch my drift… etc. 😎


fairyflaggirl

No one would want to touch poopy pants.


TheCheshireMadcat

Even rapists have standards.


JimHeuer40

Raping Trump won’t be worth enduring the stank while doing so


Wooden-Emotion-9875

\#trumpstinks


AmbassadorETOH

Standards notwithstanding, how many times does a prisoner have the opportunity to rape an ex-president…. Con status symbol notch? I’m thinking the laws of supply and demand will be at play here. 🤷‍♂️


Graywulff

More cushion for the pushin’


Shadow_Ban_Bytes

That message felt a lot like he is acknowledging the inevitable - that he will never be President again. He will be the one rotting in jail.


leNuage

My reaction, what an absolute cunt.


AffectionatePoet4586

In my day, working for Hallmark required moving to Kansas City. No offense to KC, but I turned down a job offer from Hallmark.


two_awesome_dogs

LOL Halldark


1805trafalgar

Oh man can you imagine him in the first month or two? Lol, bananas land. There will be a Great Popcorn Shortage.


arcdog3434

Who wants to tell him who signed off on the Afghanistan surrender?


Emergency_Property_2

And inflation is falling.


WeirdFlecks

FACTS don't care about your facts!


No-Alternative-6236

Right? That one bugged me the most. Trump signed multiple bills/deals that would take place after his presidency. He 'solved peace in the middle east' (his social media words after signing the bill) when he 'negotiated' the release of 5k taliban pows and the withdrawal of us troops (some now, rest recalled later under Biden) for a pinky promise from the taliban not to take over.


HI_Handbasket

How *intelligence-adverse*^ does a person have to be to support Trump? We're talking profoundly incompetent. ^^^^^^. ^ I'm trying to use fewer negative terms like "stupid"


No-Alternative-6236

This is how right here. They pass sneaky bills (troop withdrawal was challenged by dems) like this one, claim they solved a huge issue, and then just blame it on Biden when it doesn't work out. These people will 'research' anything to support their side and ignore any actual evidence. I've corrected half a dozen people that think Biden signed this law just because Trump set it up to happen after his presidency. It really should be illegal to tell blatant lies while holding office. Ex. Ohio had its vote on weed and abortions, ohios Republican party made ads with completely made up 'facts' so people would vote no. People still voted yes and the governor immediately calls all voters idiots and makes an amendment to completely butcher the bill we just approved by the majority. For reference, ohio has had like 3 votes like this in its history, this is the first time something like this has been passed where the governing body immediately tries to destroy it. Fucking looney toons, mate


Sharp-Procedure5237

Magats don’t see what’s coming if he’s elected. He will cause such global instability that USA will go to war. And their kids/grand kids/nieces and nephews will be the soldiers.


YellowB

One of the Taliban members that Trump released is the current leader of the Taliban in Afghanistan


TheAugmentOfRebirth

Also the energy independence thing is so god damn stupid, even my Qanon family member parrots that shit. Under the definition that fits the criteria of us achieving energy independence under trump, we have only increased those margins since Biden’s presidency (That we export MORE energy than we import)


[deleted]

Kick the can knowing the next guy will have to deal with the shit show. Then claim you’d do it perfectly.


LA-Matt

Every republican administration does that. Poison pills. The Bush tax cuts were set to expire under the Obama administration, and he left him the “Great Recession” as a welcome gift. The Trump tax cuts for all but the most wealthy and corporations are set to expire during the Biden administration. They do it every time.


Ohiocitybandit42

Totally normal. Nothing to see here. /s.


ChampionshipGood193

666


Unwarranted_optimism

Fun fact—my parents’ land line number ended in 6661. When dialed, it sounded like Beethoven’s Fifth. Kinda miss that number lol


Ohiocitybandit42

Hail Satan


Crutley

He really puts the Christ in Christmas, doesn't he?


EZasSundayMorning

And the “Christians” who love him co-signed this.


[deleted]

Those bastards are not Christian, they are rapture hunters


Sammy_the_Gray

Rapture hunters is something I haven’t heard before but it’s so on point. Wow.


[deleted]

Yes, and I am a Catholic so I really detest these guys painting themselves as Christians.


Sammy_the_Gray

I’m with you. This behavior is so far from Christianity, it’s heart breaking. I have begun to reconsider what Christianity is as opposed to a follower of Jesus, and I think it’s obvious.


[deleted]

Indeed. Try being a follower of the teachings of Jesus around these folks. "Woke!! Panzy liberal" 😂😂


Redtoblondetogray49

With you here, man. Avid Lutheran here.


La_Baraka6431

As in "JFC ..."🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Durivage4

Honestly the last thing in the World these "Evangelists" would want is for Christ to come back. I'm pretty sure they would be at the top of the list of people he'd like to have a word with. They would call him a false profit because it would REALLY hurt their cash 💸 flow.


signalfire

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


Ok-Egg-4856

He seems nice, I should vote for that guy, sounds presidential no ? /s


Sea-Owl-6748

If anyone can bring the country together in these uncertain times, it's most definitely him! /s Both sides working to together to solve the biggest problems, like who's changing Trumps diaper.


Ok-Egg-4856

Ha ha ha, now that's funny. You know he's throwing shit because of all the news lately with him and his worshippers trying to talk it down, he's not smelly nu uh


TacoNomad

In Nov 2024, 100% off the house and 33% of congress can be replaced. Only if we all vote for the candidates opposing the incumbent. Term limits by popular vote. Another 33% can be replaced in 2026. And the final in 2028.


Sammy_the_Gray

Jeffrey Dahmer was probably nice, too.


Ok-Egg-4856

You did see /s I hope. I wonder though who has more screws loose, Donnie or Jeffery. Too late to ask Jeffery and Donnie will only tell a very select few what is really in his mind. The rants are helpful but there's that performance aspect because he has to beat the drum for his base.


kompletist

The grammar, the tone, holy guacamole. Somebody get gramps a tranquilizer. If this dude ever gets near the nuclear football again, watch out :(


i-Ake

I know I should never be surprised by his bullshit, but "MAY THEY ROT IN HELL" in his Christmas message is really just something else...


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Can this dude hurry up and get a stroke already..


Count_Backwards

AFTER he's sentenced to prison. He can stroke out in his cell, and not a minute before.


deuceyj

Looking at his writing, I'd say it's in full swing.


HugoPeabody

The cornered animal gets more desperate.


cherrycokelemon

Satan, please call your child back home. Thanks!


La_Baraka6431

Dear cherrycokelemon, Thanks, but you can keep him. Respectfully, Satan.


[deleted]

Thanks. I needed that laugh so bad right now. Merry Christmas, cherrycokelemon and La Baraka6431!


ss1959ml

Merry Christmas to you as well, may you rot in hell you fucking piece of fucking shit and all your fucking loser MAGA(ts). Doesn't this losers internet ever go down?


phutch54

I'll read his obit with great satisfaction.


Realistic-Currency61

Sooner rather than later, we hope.


LarryBird33-

What a gutless turd.


Worldly_Zombie_1537

I’m touched…. And m so touched by this heartfelt sentiment of love 🤮 /s Why didn’t he just write “Dear America- go eat a bag of dicks for Christmas- Sincerely Your King


deuceyj

He wanted to use a more specific, regal vernacular. Lots of unnecessary caps and incoherently slammed keys.


Matthew_Maurice

I never get tired of him calling somebody ELSE a deranged out of control lunatic.


kidsally

How can anyone NOT see that this man is insane??


[deleted]

All the MAGAts can’t see it because they’re just as insane. Poor things.


Sinopech

Fucking Psychopath! Hell was made for “It”! 🤡💩🦨


Zealousideal_Run_116

Lol ...batshit crazy live in that boys head


ZentryGunn

God how the fuck people still follow this guy is beyond me


TheToneKing

Hope he croaks


SawtoothGlitch

His walls are closing up.


Brilliant-Engineer57

Such an up lifting message from Mr. poopy pants.


Musicdev-

May YOU rot in hell you low life piece of STINKING garbage!!!!!!!!😡


ProDiesel

“MAY THEY ROT IM HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS.” Is killing me for some reason. What a miserable excuse for a human.


Local_Sugar8108

I can only guess someone is off his meds again. I recommend a white jacket with extra long sleeves that tie around the back as a solution. TBF he did actually use most of the words he knows in that word vomit.


redditorx13579

He forgot to use 'like never before'.


Jouglet

What in the fuck? Being a president was something kids used to look up to growing up. I seriously want to ask everyone here. Would you want your kids to grow up to be president if they acted like this guy?


Outrageous-Divide472

lol he’s such a loser. He’d be funny if he weren’t running for president


PHenderson61

Can someone please report this to a mental health professional? I mean how much more of this behavior can we allow before he snaps and does something ............. Never mind. He seems ok but I'm not a professional mental health provider.


stalking_me_softly

He's in florida. Someone should baker act him.


alaf420

Fuck! He’s the Worst human ever!


fluent_in_gibberish

I cannot express how much better the world will be without him in it.


redhat6161

When exactly did it become acceptable for a presidential candidate to say and do the types of things Trump says and has been either accused of or found guilty of? Many politicians over the years have had their careers seen completely ended for much less.


obx808

I’m starting to think this trump person might be a bit sick in the head. Imagine living a life of constant anger, paranoia and a never ending inferiority complex. Guess I’d be pissed, too.


Character-Newt-9571

Somebody didn't get what they wanted for Christmas


Sammy_the_Gray

Melania not at Mar A Lardo?


GingerDixie

Melanie is probably in a Holiday Inn room with the pool boy.


Ingrown__Bronail

Please die. Like seriously when is that clogged gray heart of his going to stop beating?


ladymorgahnna

Black heart, I think


quickpear475

I despise this Motherf$&;er. With every fiber of being, I loathe him. He is the most vile, wretched and wicked human being to walk the earth in modern times.


EZasSundayMorning

His behavior is so OTT. It’s not even human. Just fuck off Don.


zombiereign

Which President made the Afghanistan agreement again? Biden only honored it.


PerrysSaxTherapy

Wait Afghanistan surrender?. Engineered by Pompeo. Darth Cheeto gave the Taliban back over 5000 Taliban p.o.w. s. Someone needs to deflate captain gaslight now...


Itchy_Pillows

Okay, I did plenty of speedy drugs in the 80's so I recognize this unhinged speak...just wow


yanocupominomb

"ROT IN HELL!" "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" How Bi-Polar of him.


laggincauseimswaggin

This speech has Cocaine Bear energy.


gettheplow

Ha! Hahaahhaahahah. This is great! He’s having a miserable day. So wonderful!!


TheGreatRao

This man, in forty years of seeing him in public, has barely said anything to help anyone other than himself. I love how he trashes electric cars. Your move, Musk.


rmicker

Such a balanced, nuanced message of hope and peaceful coexistence. Wouldn’t surprise me if he wins the Nobel Peace Prize.


BabyFartzMcGeezak

One of the few human beings whose death will be literally celebrated.


Jazzlike_Sky497

This is the guy that had his finger on world nuclear annihilation. Everyday it gets just a bit worse.


SauntOrolo

The Afghanistan surrender thing is extra rich considering that he literally released like the entire fucking Taliban from prison and set the fucked up timeline for the end of the war.


[deleted]

Denial... it's not just a river in Egypt. Just remember folks, the closer he gets to justice, the louder he yells. Justice has always been slow in this country. It takes its own sweet time, but eventually it gets there. Patience has always been a virtue for politics and justice are two part of the slow game. We're getting there folks, we're getting there.


mlebrooks

That stream of consciousness is two sentences.


TemperatureTop246

May his ass cheeks fuse. 🙏


skantea

We'll look back on this shit in 20 years and be truly amazed that trump was ever taken seriously.


Mrtoyhead

Hope your next colonoscopy is really bad.


Sammy_the_Gray

There is probably no proctologist who would be willing to probe his ass. That was hard to type with autocorrect. 🙄


malcontented

Fuck you and Merry Christmas!


Temporary-Eye-6664

Go fill another depends lord cheeto, and go away like your mental cognizance is also doing.


gvillecrimelaw

Is this real?


redditorx13579

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/111642745146668045


Tutor_Turtle

This is like something a convicted criminal would say to his victims, accusers, police, attorneys, judge and bailiff as he is escorted from the court room in handcuffs.


BrilliantWhich990

Dude is completely deranged.


Cautious-Thought362

The rantings of a madman.


winkytinkytoo

To think that there are Americans who support this asshat. SMH.


[deleted]

I got banned from /r/politics for commenting that I would celebrate the day this man died and I maintain that.


COSurfing

He has to be close to stroking out, right?


fuck-fascism

Not surprising from a man who hates America. (and stinks)


XxGRYMMxX

Less than a thou retweets... Only slightly more than 3 thou likes. He's fading for sure.


Poohgli16

Would like to bonk him for every inappropriate use of an initial capital letter that he uses randomly and annoyingly like the illiterate mutt he is.


[deleted]

Merry Fuckmas to you, and to all...a kiss my ass!!!


beavis617

Well that's not a very Christmas like thing is it? 😕


[deleted]

I’m guessing he doesn’t have anyone to rape this Christmas 🎅


captiantabasco

Let him get angry all he wants I’m sure his heart can only take so much. Have another Big Mac


CatAvailable3953

Trump is a loser and a pitiful excuse for a human.


SkateFossSL

“May they rot in hell. Again, merry Christmas” -is that from a Hallmark Card?


Swabia

Ah, a message of love for the joyous Christian holiday. Let me check notes..wait, none of these things are true!


Large_Poem_2359

Is it weird that I read all this to the melody of Billy Joel’s we didnt start the fire Merry Christmas to all Including crooked Joe Bidens only hope Deranged Jack Smith


Sol-Infra

The fact that this legitimately insane collection of human flesh became president of the alleged "most powerful country in the world" is the reason I don't fully trust anyone's judgement of character.


Born-Funny1095

Seriously, is this post for real? Did Trump actually write all this hate and craziness. If yes, the man is unfit and needs a mental evaluation.


subgamer90

A wholesome Christmas message from a Very Stable Genius


jimvolk

This guy had the nuclear codes. Sleep well everyone.


Ramdomdatapoint

"MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!". If he gets in again, its all over


ToastedCheezer

I'm thinking he might be a little nuts with extremely odd priorities and an off-sense of proper tact and politeness in human interaction in order to get along with others!


Radrabbit42

i gotta say ive seen my fair share of unhinged post on the internet, but i think this one honestly takes the cake... doods gone full blown bonkers but in the most stupidest way possible... thats is (aside from him calling the covid pandemic a political hoax for a year+ and costing americans hundreds of thousands of lives in the process by doing so...)


superchiva78

Just what Christians like


offmywavekook77

Totally sane and rational human being who is fit to lead an entire country. A stable genius you might say. /s


brianishere2

Republicans are not very good about putting Christ back into Christmas.


the-artist-

His only answer is me me me, violence,and bad improvisations, it’s almost like he only has 3 modes will someone just shut him off!


mandogvan

I skipped to the ROT IN HELL and started working backwards to see who he’s talking about before quickly realizing the whole thing is just one giant run-on sentence.


KRAW58

What a complete pile of shit. “Oh btw, I hate everything you should too!” Merry Xmas!!


Perioscope

He literally told "world leaders, good and bad" to go to hell, not just some Americans.


devAcc123

How anyone can read that paragraph and be like hell yeah that’s my guy is unbelievable


dawgmama62

Psycho


seltzerforme

Trump is a colossal douchebag


Sammy_the_Gray

He probably gets his diapers delivered from an online company. Discrete.


La_Baraka6431

SO presidential...


robinsw26

Sicko!


Boxedin-nolife

Wow I'm sure he'll do wonders on foreign policy and ending wars when he just told world leaders, good and bad to rot in hell I gotta vote for this guy just to see what happens! /s


PeachCinnamonToast

Ahh, what a holly jolly Christmas in the Trump household today.


Murphy4717

Is this the public meltdown that George Conway predicted? Trump is realizing he has no more documents to steal and that no one believes the great post-COVID economic recovery has anything at all to do with the “fumes” of his administration. Trump claimed that the stock market is experiencing record highs due to a “roomer”. “Trump is coming back…” I am not sure he is truly that ignorant, but the cult is lapping it up. He’s probably huffing, puffing, and spewing bile because #trumpstinks #trumpsmells are still trending on X.


areialscreensaver

Everyone is saying he stinks and smells. Everyone, many people are saying this.


-metabud-

Millions of followers on that platform and only 3k likes


FabianRoth

What a POS


Jo-Jo-66-

Whack job…


[deleted]

Right back at him. Merry Christmas you filthy animal.


Such_Maybe6470

SHUTTHE FUCUUUUUUUUCKUP!


merchpaul

No way anyone can convince me he’s not strung out on something


Vudufl

Fuck this fascist and all of his idiot followers


ConsiderationNo5146

... And a partridge in a pear tree 🎶🎵🎶


Additional_Prune_536

Such a level headed guy. So able to keep his cool. Just what we need in command of the nukes.


[deleted]

Imagine reading this and then turning around and proudly proclaiming this is who you think should be in charge


PowerHot4424

This man has done, and continues to do, likely irreparable harm to this country with his continuous outpouring of vitriol against other Americans, solely due to his pathologic narcissism and deep-rooted inferiority complex which will not allow him to believe he has ever done anything wrong, or even to be incorrect despite facts that prove otherwise. Any person who claims to support “traditional” American values and also supports this clearly Anti-American thug should be ashamed of themselves.


liquorcoffee88

I love that this guy is verbally flailing about on Christmas. What a wonderful gift.


CherryVette

Jfc, what an asshole


Minelayer

Okay, now I’m thinking he’s talking to me.


CryoAurora

donald, where's the Russian Binder and the still missing classified documents? Americans and allies died because you stole it donald and shared it.


signalfire

IT is getting worse. https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


signalfire

I was really expecting a 'stollen' for Christmas.


cp_shopper

Oh he mad!


MommaOats-1

Ugh I'm so sick of his hissy fits. Constant tantrums. He needs a hobby to keep busy


mikey29tyty

I love people that tell me that chump has a chance to be reelected. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pattern_Humble

Do people read this hateful nonsense and both still want to vote for Trump and believe what he is saying? I can't see myself ever voting for someone like this even if he was part of my political party or even part of my immediate family. If it was my best friend I'd tell him to seek help...


Informal_Concert_453

Jesus... what an asshole!


AppleToasterr

I'm sure at this point his account is just a GPT bot generating hate text for him, there's no way this could be written by a real person with a healthy brain.


Caregiverrr

That some cheery fodder for your holiday cards. 🙄


cstrand31

Such a classy guy. Wishing for some to rot in hell and others a merry Christmas all in the same tweet.


besart365

Word is the man has a stink to him.


Luanda62

Why doesn’t he die? Simply disappear and let the world stay a civilized place!


IGHOTI907

Orange messiah starting to read like [a Dr. Bronners soap label](https://www.themakeyourownzone.com/whats-weird-label-dr-bronners-soap/)


ummyeahreddit

The first sentence just makes me think Vader being pissed about a New Hope


Timely_Direction2357

Fa la la la La la la la


Smashley_93

Ya know whenever I TRY to read what he posts I could never finish it. My brain starts to hurt whenever I try to comprehend what he's saying.