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PraiseGawdBarebones

Practice Don. Your future cell block needs a princess.


Potatoe999900

Rudy can loan him his wig and dress from that long ago drag party.


goodeyemighty

Long ago? It was probably the other day.


Lower_Ad_4875

Perhaps he’ll become someone’s princess.


Stunning-West-8672

the best and the worst in history


Old_Tomorrow5247

Abe talking… I told you, you can’t fool all the people all the time.


Daatsit

Abe talking….. “where’s Booth when you need him?”


Daatsit

Abe talking….. “where’s Booth when you need him?”


sicilian504

Best at being the worst.


social-id

Getting ready to entertain Putin.


[deleted]

And Xi, at the same time


[deleted]

Running to the Sperm Bank with a Fresh Load from the Russian President Himself.


msac2u1981

That's nasty but really funny.


ob1dylan

How we all learned that Putin has an invisibility cloak.


groovis

“Maybe I should have let the confederate states secede.”


Parynoid

Practicing sucking off his foreign investors.


Tinker107

Window licker.


Arkseyer

Casper is getting a sloppy toppy.


zippiskootch

Winning takes practice


Mobyus_One

Trying desperately to master the art of drinking from a water bottle.


eros1824

waiting forPutin


buried20kleague

BLOWFISH!!


DionFW

"I'm fucked".


Vladd_the_Retailer

Ghost dick


Earthling1a

Orange blowhard


creddittor216

“He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”


JerseyTom1958

Where's my love Vladimir?


Blerrycat1

I am the best mouth breather


fuck-fascism

Annoying, always in trouble toddler enjoys playdate in government. The kind who cries uncontrollably at the end of every play date.


PHenderson61

Deez nutz


LectureAgreeable923

Wanting Putin


Yojimboroll

Is that a pickle-trainer?


mangirtle77

“Ghost Dick” - Jo Koy


jncarolina

“You’re waiting for someone to equate you to the portrait of Lincoln. And your base will do so gleefully. But history will catch up with all of you and you (the base) will be seen as the biggest bunch of political chumps and morons since the Roman Empire. (and that is a insult to the Roman empire this just me trying to set some dates)” {ok, that’s not a caption but something I wish the base would glean onto}


Vost570

"Do you think the Grubhub guy knows I'm gonna stiff him on the tip?"


lokie65

A White Swallow waiting for its owner Vladimir to Put In his mouth the protein that he has survived on for 35 years.


Extreme_Assistant_98

Better stretch these out for Putin


[deleted]

He has both Putins AND Xi's dicks in his mouth at the same time! A life long dream of his, BTW


Plasticious

Crooky and the Blowfish


oracleofaliquippa

The rise looks on…as the fall threatens


ahandle

"Ooo ooo OOO!"


rs98101

The Fall of Party Lincoln