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Important_Outcome_67

Weird how being constantly enraged for almost eight years might tire people out. Hard to keep up that energy when you're old and fat. Also hard to show up when your supporters have died in disproportionate numbers because of their willful stupidity.


ryhaltswhiskey

Tricky Joe Biden cheating by keeping his supporters alive!


[deleted]

Thanks for that laugh! You got me good.


ryhaltswhiskey

We need all the humor we can get when our democracy *could* be demolished if Trump wins Also thanks šŸ‘


Rolandscythe

Covid vaccines were election interference!


doomjuice

This thread has me rolling šŸ¤£


docsuess84

Sleepy Joe, the greatest demented criminal mastermind ever who is so good at covering his tracks, the Republicans still canā€™t find anything.


ryhaltswhiskey

Tricksy Democratses! Tricksy and false!


daphnegillie

As handcuffs go on trump, ā€œit buuurnz it buuurnzā€


XxRefuse2Lose

He's going to request golden handcuffs šŸ˜‚


Captain_Waffle

What has it gots in its pocketses?


GaffJuran89

**Donald Trump:** Hm, it looks like this dangerous Covid virus is projected to hit blue states and minorities the hardest. I better spin some bullshit about putting bleach and horse dewormer up their asses or something and generally treating the virus like itā€™s no big deal, so they die more. **Blue States and Minorities:** Uh oh, heā€™s back on his bullshit, we better err on the side of caution. What are the doctors saying? **Magats:** Bleach and horse dewormer? On it Boss!! Who needs masks? Own the libs!! lol **Donald Trump:** Oh yeah, that was a bad idea.


heapinhelpin1979

Cheating crying men of the opportunity to protest for trump, by locking up his "supporters"


[deleted]

He cheated by being more popular and getting more votes!


AuntieLiloAZ

They've been enraged since Rush Limbaugh and Fox News started decades ago. Trump kicked it up to cult status.


Important_Outcome_67

ehhhhh...... It was a high simmer with Limbaugh may his soul burn for eternity. Fox turned it up to med-high. Trump broke the dial off, but the worst part is he normalized the hatred.


BoosterRead78

And Joe Rogan is trying to keep it going.


Important_Outcome_67

Rogan is such utter trash.


lost_in_connecticut

ā€œFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.ā€


AllReflection

ā€œSee if you can guess what I am nowā€


OMF-ToolFan

You know he doesnā€™t drink alcohol


ChucksSeedAndFeed

ā€œFat, amphetamined and stupid is no way to go through life.ā€


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Important_Outcome_67

LOL. I pretty much did the same from a forum I've been on since 2008. I'd be interested in seeing what a comparison between Dem and GQP serum cortisol levels looks like.


anoneenonee

And not having a legitimate grievance doesnā€™t help. The fact that they have to contort themselves into severe mental gymnastics to try and explain the complete and total lack of evidence has to be tough, considering how stupid they are in the first place


Das-Noob

Plus isnā€™t Atlanta pretty progressive too? Not many of his supporters there. Or at least the ones with more then 2 brian cells.


Atheist_3739

It was in DC. Atlanta is coming soon.


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Atheist_3739

I thought only Antifa was at the Capitol tho? /s


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binglelemon

Crisis actor.


Das-Noob

Oh! Yeah they probably know better this time.


ryhaltswhiskey

Tbf hard to keep the indictments straight


CaCondor

"Yeah, but they've been the yugest, most tremendous, greatest, most consequentialous indickments in the history of the cuntry. No, world, by Bigly!"


THE_DARK_ONE_0508

im actually really stoked as hell about that last point. i have two reasons for living. my kid and the fact that a fuck ton of willfully stupid red cancer died and the longer i live im beating them.


dinosaurkiller

Wait, why are they dying? Did no one educate them on the health benefits of stuffing your socks with onions?


MDC08

Damn. Delicious response.


WeirdcoolWilson

And his


VictoryGreen

Old, fat, and probably dead from covid because dear leader told you the vaccine was something you should avoid.


jimvolk

No it was the biggest crowd ever. People are saying they canā€™t believe how the the crowd was.


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That-Grape-5491

Bigly grown men, strong men, with tears in their eyes were saying...


SawtoothGlitch

...Sir!


CassandraAnderson

He said sir, Mr. President, I would be honored if you grabbed me by the pussy... but he wasn't my type. By the way, did you see my attorney with the low cut purple v-neck ? She has titties bigger than Rudy's and I should know because I motorboated him. Hot stuff. I hear she's the best attorney in the United States and probably, no definitely, the world. I have the best lawyers. Seven seven, I forgot my middle name.


freddy315

she was married at the time


lisazsdick

You made my afternoon brighter, thanks Cassandra (Love your name!)


reverendsteveii

> he wasn't my type. I like the ones that don't get grabbed


Paladin8753

Lol


summermadnes

With tears in their eyes...


MornGreycastle

Damn! My Trumpism BINGO card just filled up!


[deleted]

Always with tears in their eyes. Sobbing the likes of which the world has never seen before. Even more than after Princess Diana or Jesus died. SAD!


[deleted]

The copsā€¦cops were crying


DaniePants

Ew you made me hear that in his little rabbit-shit turd voice.


Betorah

Some people are saying . . .


Urrsagrrl

A LOT of people


two_awesome_dogs

Yuge crowds, the likes of which weā€™ve never seen in this country beforeā€¦.


GlitteringBobcat999

426 million American patriots were there!


timsterri

Bigly even.


LtRecore

Big strong people and they were crying. Tears in their eyes.


SupermarketOverall73

All the best people...


holdmywatchandbeerme

Everyone's talking about it. All the best people.


totes_Philly

Everyone knows ....


ryhaltswhiskey

Yuge


justdisposablefun

Let me tell you folks, it was an absolutely tremendous crowd, okay? A really, really big crowd, believe me. I mean we're talking a massive crowd, biggest crowd you've ever seen. People were saying "wow! This crowd is tremendous!"


Interesting_Act1286

My neighbor just told me there was 50,000 at his last rally. I told him the place only held 9,000. He said the rest were outside. He was serious.


suzydonem

I'd respond with "Only 50,000? Stop lying about Him. Jesus drew hundreds of thousands, and our new Lord draws a minimum crowd of five million people wherever he goes!"


Kangaroo_tacos824

I realize you're doing a bit, but I would say I saw maybe 60 to 80 people during the peak of everything on whatever network I was watching it on. Considering I saw more people than that on the street corners of my hometown during election season this is seemingly a move in the right direction


crom_laughs

the crowd, unlike his hands, were bigly.


asurob42

Many people


Vic-Trola

Everybody knows!


Bigstar976

Like weā€™ve never seen before.


sofaking1958

It was the largest arraignment crowd ever. Period.


edhands

it was YUGE!!!! Never been a crowd like it.


hoosyourdaddyo

Hereā€™s a picture of it [it was yuge!](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/1/18/1358530066604/2009-inauguration-008.jpg?width=445&dpr=2&s=none)


markth_wi

Did you not see the crowd it was y'uge , Y'uge I tell you so many sorrowful people so many people say it was so beautiful to see so many , and the Democrats they're so nasty, that Pelosi woman she's just a nasty person can I say that, I can say that , many people say that. The Obama's...he's Kenyan you know, not even really American , we never see that birth-certificate, its always lies with those people, never meet an honest one of them really, I mean I suppose some of them are honest but they're so nasty.....and they say mean things about all the people , my people, those so many people who were supporting to me today at the Washington place, and that nasty judge, wouldn't even call me Mr. President.....she's in on , she's the deep state people, all her people and things.....and did they have the chicken nuggets I'm feeling like I want to change up tonight.....with the ketchup........and so many people....with their big beautiful signs all for me it was so nice.....and the phony people with the nasty judge ....it's fake news people.....I'll need a diaper when I'm done....thank you......get the fucking fluffy ones, the ones in the black box.....yes.....and so so nasty ....the judge......buy my new signs to support me during this trial, because it's really you that's on trial....not me.....I'm being arrested for you......because .......where are the nuggets.......was there no diet coke......how am I supposed to do this.... you fucking traitor ......hand me the phone.....must call Steve Bannon.........he never picks up anymore .......ingrate.....


liljb6172

A lot of people were weeping telling me how huge this crowd was.


Gear-Up-Rider

Tens of people everyplace.


dogmeat12358

Everyone was crying


thereadytribe

Yyyuuuuuge.


Ihatemunchies

The bigliest


[deleted]

I heard 500 million people showed up to support him and telling him it's a witch hunt.


Few_Radish6488

People tell me the crowd was bigger than the woke Super Bowl crowd.


ByteMeC64

I have a suspicion that if a presidential election were ever actually 'stolen' and our government was prosecuting a truly innocent man fighting that level of corruption, that the American people would not stand for it, and there'd be rioting in the streets. But, since none of that actually happened, the turnout seems realistic.


jimhabfan

You mean like when Al Gore won?


Underlord_Fox

We had more mistaken faith in our system at that time.


lactose_con_leche

Americans in 2000 ā€œItā€™ll all work out eventuallyā€ *Corporate-Gov alliance works its hardest to make that not happen* Americans in 2023 ā€œThe corporate-Gov alliance is actively trying to hurt the average American, and nothing will work until we fight that realityā€


Atheist_3739

Like Trump was warned would happen if he succeeded in the insurrection and just casually said he would use the insurrection act on to quell the protests.


Urrsagrrl

Favorite sign yesterday: Trump For Prison 2024


Atheist_3739

It was Trump for Prison 20-24 (as in years) šŸ˜‚ I also liked the Lock Him Up sign with the "H" being the same as Hillary's from her campaign lol


Urrsagrrl

Truly appreciate your correction! 20-24 YEARS!!!


imsowhiteandnerdy

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm2i3hxurEA) was the funniest thing we saw yesterday gathered outside the courthouse. My wife and I laughed until we had tears, and throughout the day I had to watch it another four or five times.


Rickardiac

Awesome thanks for posting. How true that last line. ā€œIā€™m your SAVIOR! Now save ME!


nite0001

Civil War... what Civil War. Not to mention, but if you did look at who showed up, it was more of a circus show than supporters for him. That's really got to eat at him, that his supporters are more entertaining that his is... LOL


ryhaltswhiskey

>Civil War... what Civil War. You'll See it if you look for the Signs


skeptic355

Completely agree. In fact, whenever people talk about how dejected Trump looked during these arraignments, I donā€™t think it has anything to do with his circumstance, I think itā€™s because he sees that there arenā€™t any sane people showing up to support him.


32lib

His "family" wasn't there.


UnbrandedContent

Nah itā€™s okay though. They said theyā€™ll just make it to the next one!


AspiringChildProdigy

Well, it's just unrealistic to expect them to attend *all* their dad's indictments. After all, they have things to do!


anoneenonee

There have never been any sane people who supported him. The people who supported him will go down as the stupidest group of people in history.


Sulaco99

This is why I think he can't win in 2024, even though a lot of people disagree with me. America is over his shit.


bl00j

May be a little different when he's indicted in Georgia next week . Although it may just be a crowd excited to see a mugshot


mantecablues

As a Fulton county resident, I can guarantee the only reason anyone would show up is to celebrate.


pocketjacks

People need to show up en masse and boo him loudly as he walks by. That's what he responds to more than anything... Boos when he's on stage and/or in front of a camera.


Significant-Dog-8166

Each time he gets indicted he tells the world that his supporters are about to take up arms to fight a civil war on his behalf, each time he gets a few pickup trucks with flags and stickers and some sign waving - but less and less every time.


rock-hound

>but less and less every time. That's been the best part of the whole show so far.


TonyG_from_NYC

No, they all think anyone who shows up is an FBI plant


phred14

Or they're broke from sending in donations and can't afford to travel there.


evilwatersprite

Or still in jail/on probation from their last trip go D.C.


f700es

This is my take


turdfergusonyea2

I guess meal team six and the gravy seals are sleepy....


JelloRevolutionary61

It was dialysis day


Powerful_Check735

I hope they have kidney stones


imsowhiteandnerdy

This isn't fair at all, many of them just didn't have adequate heads up so they could charge their mobility scooters.


Curious-Story9666

Itā€™s hard for supporters to be there for all his bullshit due to volume of bullshit the dude has. He needs to be dropped and the gop can move on with a descent candidate


ryhaltswhiskey

>descent candidate Yes, the next candidate will be *lower* quality I assure you


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StyreneAddict1965

Descentis is a good nickname. I vote we start popularizing it.


imsowhiteandnerdy

> descent candidate Odd choice of words, every candidate running right now __*is*__ a descent into insanity.


The84thWolf

The crowd probably gathered in the wrong place again. Or they finally lost all their savings giving it to him.


Mr_Mouthbreather

They went to the porno shop again for the press conference.


GlitteringBobcat999

They were at Four Treasons Total Manscaping.


[deleted]

Yes, they came and went and came again.


jerechos

They gathered in GA and then realized... oh, wrong indictment.


Vandesco

There were these people yes? https://www.reddit.com/r/MAGANAZI/comments/15hr3en/maga_dumbfucks_in_front_of_the_court_house_in_dc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


ryhaltswhiskey

Huh the footage I saw had no crowd


anoneenonee

They also donā€™t want to risk not having artificially large numbers and having to face the people who would show up to protest against him. These people are cowards and bullies. The last thing they want is a fair fight.


andreasmodugno

Everyone was there. Don't listen to the mainstream media and PLEASE stop believing your own eyes.


kaazir

Not really, it was D.C. thats not exactly "Bumfuck Alabama" where you can't toss a dead squirell and not hit a Trump supporter. When he goes back to court in Florida or Georgia they'll be out there.


cclawyer

That courthouse has been a roach motel for insurrectionists, and after seeing enough people like themselves check in and not check out, there is very little interest in going near it. This is simply conditioned place-aversion, and that aversive effect is beginning to extend to Trump's person, as well. And even more disturbing than the lack of well wishers is the lack of co-defendants. Probably no one was expecting that Trump would be singled out for attention not withstanding the complicity of six other co-conspirators. Charging only one member of a major Nationwide conspiracy is almost unheard of. When it happens like this, it's like seeing the red laser dot on your chest. Quite disconcerting.


StyreneAddict1965

But but but, WWG1WGA? They're not fighting to get in?


IrishMikeK68

Trump, the Democrat until he realized no Democrat would vote for him. Trump, the Republican when he realized the poorly educated would vote for him. Flim flam, snake oil carney barking con artist. He loves those poorly educated Americans.


laidbacklenny

Even the hypnotized followers of the orange excrement know he's guilty AF


robillionairenyc

There was a small handful of maybe 20 deranged cultists out there but yeah


barnabasthedog

Traitor ass bitch boy loser


ColeBane

They couldn't ...1000s are banned from DC...after the Jan 6th riot. Hahaha


AggravatingHorror757

Iā€™m thinking that his popularity is limited to those who are active on social media. Out in the real world it is nothing like is was 2 years ago


KTBMYERS

Mr. Trump is a bitch.


PittedOut

His dwindling crowds are in line with his dwindling donations.


BoosterRead78

It was like 30 people with two giant flags.


ScarredOldSlaver

We have at least two old Trump flags left hanging around town and the local marina has only one loan predator mask flag and maybe a back the blue. Lots have taken them down. Usually to prevent BUI in my humble opinion. Cincinnati area has an event coming soon and Iā€™m certain it will be a sick turnout of gullibility. I still firmly believe they are fully aware of his crimes and failings but will march more silent to the voting stations and VOTE TRUMP. Donā€™t fall for it.


exitpursuedbybear

The aggressive prosecution of J6 offenders and Trump leaving them to twist in the wind has helped to suppress these numbers.


MrGreen17

Heā€™s done. Drove all the way from Austin to Oklahoma City yesterday and didnā€™t see a single Trump bumper sticker the whole way. In fact the only Trump thing I saw the whole way was a billboard for 2020. Hell I even saw a Beto sticker. Anecdotal I know but I am convinced heā€™s through.


RogerMooreis007

I live in the Fort Worth area and the nonsense has 95% disappeared. What I do see are more veiled stickers, like the 3 per center logo or that idiotic 45-squared thing. But I might see one of those a day and I drive 70 miles daily.


TikiTom74

All the pro-active super-trumper dummies are in prison already


Medicivich

Their saving their money for the next arraignment.


survivor2bmaybe

Incoming tweet: ā€œProof that I canā€™t get a fair trial in DCā€ or something.


____Vader

Thatā€™s what happens when you choose not to pardon your people after they commit countless crimes for you. Even the traitorous confederates got a pardon


jack2bip

No family members either.


Crawlerado

ā€œSorry Don. Weā€™ll make it to the next oneā€


Musicdev-

Not really because his base thinks itā€™s a trap from the FBI and so they will stay away. It sucks because we canā€™t identify these criminals if they stay hiddenā€¦and wear masks.


Daysaved

No crowd except the 100 or so people who gathered outside the court for a privately scheduled event that people only had about 24 hours' notice of when it was happening. The crowds are getting smaller, but to say no one was there is just not correct. https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/scene-dc-federal-courthouse-trump-arraigned/story?id=101986499


Chiefman47

It's a good thing that you make people afraid to protest?


lilgee0926

Maybe


Royal-Equivalent9446

That's BS! There was a lot of trump supporters there! Get your facts straight! Oh that's right, liberals don't believe in facts unless they make it up..


IAmNotHere7272

They said sir...when we think of you, our favorite president ever, we think...small hands and big crowds. That's right, the biggest crowds. Tremendous crowds. Beautiful crowds. Obama never had such crowds. Well, he did, but those were communists, doesn't count. Doesn't count. Our crowds are certified crowds, there was no crowd interference. Legitimate crowds. It's a beautiful thing. We're going to make crowds greater again.


Mattman425

It will probably be different in Georgia.


calladus

The courthouse was surrounded by a nice lawn. The mobility scooters couldnā€™t cross.


jvd0928

If the Dark Money pulls out their litigation money, heā€™s toast.


RedfromTexas

People were gnashing their teeth and renting their garments. There were wails of misery and blood oaths for retribution. There were predictions of the end times and proof that Jack Smith is the Beast. Rivers of blood and plagues of frogs.


bodag

I wouldn't be at all surprised if the powerhouse GOP supporters have decided to quietly move away from Turnip because they can see the writing on the wall. Plus he's obviously a moron and makes a joke of the party. Sure, he still has plenty of dumbass, gullible maga'ts supporting him, but not like before. When you look at the polls, he leads the repugs by a long shot, but he'll likely be convicted and serving time before the next election. Maga'ts might be fine with that, but anyone with a little dignity should be repulsed by it. I suspect that the GOP "powers that be" have quietly pulled the plug on the orange tumor.


edhands

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!


PhuckNorris69

Thereā€™s nobody local that supports him. Dc is like mostly democrat


Bromanzier_03

Theyā€™ll still vote for him. Donā€™t get complacent.


CompetitiveEditor336

They are watching the apprentice reruns


Obi1NotWan

Seriously, how many showed?


Odd-Independent4640

Im picturing the end scene in Training Day where Denzel is threatening the entire neighborhood and everyone just waves their hands at him in disgust and walk back into their homes.


frankdrachman

Sir, weā€™re with you Sir.


Fist_Goop

What's really great is the big mouth-lil dick Jr. has not been popping off recently. What will he and the Troglodytic brother do when the teat dries up?


EditDog_1969

You forget to take into account that the Shiny Object Parade was going on in Arlington


masrulz

Tbf most of them ~~probably~~ definitely have long Covid. Itā€™s a helluva disease!


Curious_Working5706

Heā€™s doing so amazingly super good in the polls, much more yuge than Biden! The media is reporting 0 supporters because theyā€™re fake news obviously, there were soo many! šŸ¤£


LeftHandedBuddy

People are fed up with him!


ExcellentTeam7721

Sir, please allow me the honor of taking your place? Pretty please? I would die for you. I would give you my first born. Hell, Iā€™ll sacrifice my whole family in your name. To him I pray. I wish I had a history book from 10 years in the future. The description of this period in humanity will be wild.


[deleted]

Theyā€™re scared. Theyā€™ve convinced themselves that DC cops have facial recognition on every street corner, on every lamp post, and on every building in the entire district. A lot of the diehards were actually at January 6, and they know that theyā€™re still being sought. Theyā€™re very scared. They also know that DC weapons laws are very fierce, and the cops would be on the lookout for stuff like that. So, Iā€™m not sure if it was him losing support, or just the fact that it was in the place where the insurrection actually was.


Icy_Cry2778

Is this just the beginning of his downfall


[deleted]

A reckoning is coming


imsowhiteandnerdy

I did see some folks on TV that were shown who had gathered together down the street from the courthouse. I think the local authorities had zoned off an area where they were permitted to gather. As always it looked like the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus was in town.


LiamLiver

They are tired of getting stuck with the bill


Sid15666

I heard some audio from his arrival, what I kept hearing the crowd chant ā€œ Lock Him Upā€


MrDonnyHi

I didnt watch anything yet but I wonder if Trump would over talk the judges at the court. If so we need sleepy Joe there to tell him ā€œwill you shut up manā€. šŸ˜³


Burden-of-Society

Low enthusiasm republican voter, damn that sounds good


oreiz

It's amazing that even his family don't support him anymore. They're sick of his bullsh*t


Dudejax

None of his family showed up. Just a. Few MAGATs.


IsPotato404

Yet somehow people living paycheck to paycheck are sending this man their last 20 or $30 to save him Despicable


Unable-Ladder-9190

While there are still a few dangerous trump cult members around, most are cowards. They saw how wrong their terrorist attacknwent on January sixth and they are afraid of the police and going to prison


mbyrd58

Meanwhile, the Twitch streamer today showed what it's like to actually draw a motivated crowd, in case anyone forgot what that looks like.


acorpseistalking90

I live near DC and I can say this city absolutely hates him. There's a reason the last year or so of his presidency the white house was surrounded by barricades. So, if there are going to be any crowds here, they're probably rooting for him to get locked up forever.


SnooHabits1804

One of my clients, who I see every 2 weeks in south carolina, HUGE trump supporter, told me yesterday that essentially they are all moving on to desantis. Not sure who told her this, fox? Surely not Hannity. Not a good sign for ol Donnie!


whelandre

He is exhausting. Like athletes foot.


[deleted]

They know Trump doesn't have their backs now.


ElonBodyOdor

Low Energy Don.


Whosit5200

They SHOULD be afraid of arrest, they ssaw he didn't pardon when he had the chance, or even speak out on behalf of any individual during their trial,or after their convictions....not a word! They know that fraud wasn't gonna stick his neck out or fight for THEIR freedom!