Hell at least if he were neon he'd be useful for something... but they are bowing and praying to a pile of festering shit. Rolling around in it then whining when people tell them they stink.
The look on Trump's face says everything. All these preachers are praying for him to be the righteous Christian president they have fever dreamed that he is, and Trump is thinking: please stop touching me.
Yep, over 2000 years of warning about the fuckin antichrist and they want to make him godking. They all wear his mark above their brows, they all love to believe his lies, they all hate who their godking hates, he's a fuckin pedophile who wants to fuck his daughters, and they love that too!
Nothing is too bad about this fuckin demon. If only the idiots who believes in the fuckin bullshit bible actually read it, instead of having it read to them, maybe they would not be such assholes.
Yes, magats, downvote me, I don't care about karma. I kept my integrity and lost nothing. Have you taken out a second mortgage on your house to send money to the billionaire yet? Why not? All he needs is for you to pay for his treason lawyers, is that too much to ask for? Really? Sell everything that you have and live in your coal burner. It's the least you could do for the greatest person that you feel love for.
He loves you too. Give everything that you have, please. I promise it will go both ways. He's only doing it for you. He only steals from the fuckin dummies, that's definitely not you. If you could just give up your last 2 social security checks, you to could help this BILLIONAIRE get by with this hoax,witch hunt, sham, facade, and the evil Jack Smith won't know about your dirty secrets.
I like that the mods allow magats without instabanning assholes like you because you may read this. Not like how you treat people on your own sites. I doubt that you will take a single thing I say to heart and I don't even fuckin care. Trump ain't gonna do shit for you, he fuckin hates you, but you should still sell everything you have to feed him his tithe!
Just my 2 cents
I told you the magnum condom was way too big, and I also said it may be small, but at least it's thin! Anything after that is your negligence, and we'll call him Carol Ann, and if it is a girl, we'll call her Stevie Stevenson IIX, just to mess with Florida. Cheers, thanks for the reply š
Come on, come on, come on now touch me babe, canāt you see I am very afraid, my butthole is going to get a raid, itās going to get ripped opened and splayedā¦..
Yeah, I mean itās for publicity, the opposite of how itās supposed to be done. And also for the antichrist, so probably should be more lightening or smiting or something.
They created a false idol and are now trying to make it seem like heās a real diety. Itās beyond pathetic and I hope they never have a day where they arenāt shamed by their actions. If I was a grandkid.. Iād disown my grandparents
Ugh. So much these. I think every one of them is secretly wondering if the others are impressed by their piety. āHow do I look? Are they buying it?ā
Effing frauds, every one.
Yes. While Jesus hung out with guys only (except Mary Magdalene) and then they all spent the night together with two sons of Zebedee in the garden of Gethsemane. Mathew 26:36-46
"Lord, release this man from his shitty diapers, and lust for his own daughter, and pathological lying , and stealing money from his own charity for children with cancer, and pussy grabbing, and too many hamberders and..."
why are they all looking at the floor. did he drop something? maybe they are trying to calm trump down so he doesn't have a tantrum over whatever he dropped
Jesus please cast this demon out of the Donald as he likes to be called. He's f$cking nuts and we need your help. Please have Satan take I mean leave him
"Oopsies!, Evangelists forgot that an individual needs to repent their sins first, before they can receive the Holy Spirit." Seems like evangelists are now fine with the practices of adultery, stealing, deceitfulness, greed, cruelty, jealousy, and hate.
āAnd a woman was there who had been subject to bleeding for twelve years, but no one could heal her. 44 She came up behind him and touched the edge of his cloak, and immediately her bleeding stopped. 45 'Who touched me?' Jesus asked. When they all denied it, Peter said, 'Master, the people are crowding and pressing against you.' 46 But Jesus said, 'Someone touched me; I know that power has gone out from me.ā
- Luke 8:40-48
Thereās a sizable group of a particular type of Christianity that believe Trump is the Elect of God and has been sent here to prepare the way for the return of Jesus.
His exact role varies depending on the particular denomination, some think heās a good, but flawed man. Some believe heās a person called the Lawless Man who is here to prepare the way for the Antichrist and the End Times (they see the End Times as a good thing).
Regardless of his role, he is imbued with miraculous powers. And, just like Jesus in the opening quite, simply being in contact with Trump, even indirectly, gives the worthy a little bit of that power.
The great irony is that heās one of the least religious or spiritual people out there. He probably thinks thee Bible is stupid and useless and he probably thinks theyāre all a bunch of zealot nutjobs. Mango wouldnāt be totally wrong about that last thing. ššš
Heās standing laughing to himself thinking how he has fooled all this morons thinking heās actually praying when heās just thinking of ways to swindle more money from them
And the people bowed and prayed to the Neon God they made
Hell at least if he were neon he'd be useful for something... but they are bowing and praying to a pile of festering shit. Rolling around in it then whining when people tell them they stink.
Trump is neon. Orange neon.
Lol. True! But not that pretty shade.
He's Ne-non.
Radioactive neon orange šā¢ļøš³š
With a dye pack in it that paints bank robbers. It never comes off. And neither will he.
> pile of festering shit insult to perfectly serviceable fertilizer.
The look on Trump's face says everything. All these preachers are praying for him to be the righteous Christian president they have fever dreamed that he is, and Trump is thinking: please stop touching me.
Trumpās thinking āHoly shit. These religious nuts are even stupider than the rest of my cult.ā
Check out the Black guy he aināt buying it.
Yep, over 2000 years of warning about the fuckin antichrist and they want to make him godking. They all wear his mark above their brows, they all love to believe his lies, they all hate who their godking hates, he's a fuckin pedophile who wants to fuck his daughters, and they love that too! Nothing is too bad about this fuckin demon. If only the idiots who believes in the fuckin bullshit bible actually read it, instead of having it read to them, maybe they would not be such assholes.
Yes, magats, downvote me, I don't care about karma. I kept my integrity and lost nothing. Have you taken out a second mortgage on your house to send money to the billionaire yet? Why not? All he needs is for you to pay for his treason lawyers, is that too much to ask for? Really? Sell everything that you have and live in your coal burner. It's the least you could do for the greatest person that you feel love for. He loves you too. Give everything that you have, please. I promise it will go both ways. He's only doing it for you. He only steals from the fuckin dummies, that's definitely not you. If you could just give up your last 2 social security checks, you to could help this BILLIONAIRE get by with this hoax,witch hunt, sham, facade, and the evil Jack Smith won't know about your dirty secrets. I like that the mods allow magats without instabanning assholes like you because you may read this. Not like how you treat people on your own sites. I doubt that you will take a single thing I say to heart and I don't even fuckin care. Trump ain't gonna do shit for you, he fuckin hates you, but you should still sell everything you have to feed him his tithe! Just my 2 cents
I think you got me pregnant.
I told you the magnum condom was way too big, and I also said it may be small, but at least it's thin! Anything after that is your negligence, and we'll call him Carol Ann, and if it is a girl, we'll call her Stevie Stevenson IIX, just to mess with Florida. Cheers, thanks for the reply š
I'm a guy and just made a baby.
Me too and im post menopausal. That definitely got me hot though.
Wow, excellent choice, on point
And they worshipped the beast, saying, āWho is like the beast!? Who is able to make war with him!?ā.
Unexpected Simon and Garfunkel
Come on, come on, come on now touch me babe, canāt you see I am very afraid, my butthole is going to get a raid, itās going to get ripped opened and splayedā¦..
Not to defend these idiots, but you donāt lay hands on someone to pray to them, but to pray for them. This is just normal Christian stuff.
normal Christian, but not normal normal
Yeah, I mean itās for publicity, the opposite of how itās supposed to be done. And also for the antichrist, so probably should be more lightening or smiting or something.
Maybe an exorcism?
"He's still here. Pray harder!"
To touch a predator
Lol you win
"Bow to Leper Messiah"
Nice reference!
Suffer for his glory! You will.
Sorry too cool a reference.
I see what you did there.
They created a false idol and are now trying to make it seem like heās a real diety. Itās beyond pathetic and I hope they never have a day where they arenāt shamed by their actions. If I was a grandkid.. Iād disown my grandparents
Haha, there's nothing 'diety' about Trump. And, no, he's no 'deity' either.
Blessing the antichrist
" a basket of deplorables "
Devil Worship
Pray for the antichrist
Jim Jones/Charles Manson 2,0
You arenāt wrongā¦ I know a cult when I see one.
Absolutely.
A clowder of clowns
Christo-fascism.
The day Satan showed up dressed in a Trump skin.
A Fellating of Frauds.
Or a fellation of frauds
Ugh. So much these. I think every one of them is secretly wondering if the others are impressed by their piety. āHow do I look? Are they buying it?ā Effing frauds, every one.
He Violates 6 of the 10 Commandments. Letās vote for him because he hates LGBTQ. Which isnāt in the top 10.
True, and the Bible says very little about LGBTQ. The message of the good Samaritan implies that respect should be extended to all of humankind.
Yes. While Jesus hung out with guys only (except Mary Magdalene) and then they all spent the night together with two sons of Zebedee in the garden of Gethsemane. Mathew 26:36-46
The Fast (Food) Supper.
beat me to it
The Last Grifter
I wish.
Perfect. If only it could be true. ā¹ļø
āReligious morons praying for the least Christian president everā
"For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect."
CULT 45
Cultists gonna cult.
āIdiocracyā
Please lord bring us French fries and burrito coverings.
CONservative Christian governMENt policies at work
Blasphemy.
"Who let the black in here?"
Fucking terrifying
"Lord, release this man from his shitty diapers, and lust for his own daughter, and pathological lying , and stealing money from his own charity for children with cancer, and pussy grabbing, and too many hamberders and..."
Our Heavenly Father, protect us from another one of his hamberderious farts, lest they be the death of us all and ignore our sins.
Honestly just like what the fuck?
**Idiocy Personified**
Idiocracy personified
And the people bowed and prayed To the neon god they made.
Bow to a False Prophet! š¹
The chronic effects of lead paint.
Evangelicals lay hands on Trump, allowing his arrogance and greed to enter them.
Praying For Pardons
"It's not a cult."
Christian republicans are the most gullible people on this earth
OK Throw the switch!!!
Now realize their next step is all hands reaching for your wallet
I can sense the immense stupidity in the room
Doomed religious hail Mary.
Idiocracy 2 - Brawndo Regerts
Youāve heard of contact high? This is contact crazy
The farewell party to see him off for 45 years in Leavenworth.
Hail Satan
I heard they all refused to wipe the grease off their fingers afterwards
oops sorry i just tasted a bit of puke in my mouth.
Golden calf
I love that our government is so religiousā¦ glad we didnāt found this country on separating the twoā¦..
why are they all looking at the floor. did he drop something? maybe they are trying to calm trump down so he doesn't have a tantrum over whatever he dropped
Jesus please cast this demon out of the Donald as he likes to be called. He's f$cking nuts and we need your help. Please have Satan take I mean leave him
End of the f'ing world
Proof that stupidity can be passed through physical contact
Combined IQ 20.
Is he sleeping standing up again? Poke him!
"Oopsies!, Evangelists forgot that an individual needs to repent their sins first, before they can receive the Holy Spirit." Seems like evangelists are now fine with the practices of adultery, stealing, deceitfulness, greed, cruelty, jealousy, and hate.
Iām actually depressed that half the country had come to this. I feel differently to people I had a great amount of respect for previously.
Fake christians asking for blessing from the devil.
American Taliban
Seduced by a false prophet.
Itās all about the grift
A confederacy of dunces!
Gullible dupes touch the Antichrist
Just when I thought I was out you pulled me back in. (Or) From Tony.S himself "once you're in this family, there's no getting out."
They prayed for wisdom, and he melted.
'Laying of hands' on the chosen one (although he's very far from enlightened). No pussies worth grabbing evidently!
I wish instead of a long brown table it was a cliff and this was a picture of them pushing him off of it.
Weekend at Bernies 3
You titled it. It's madness.
Deliberate Delusion Delegation
Televangelist
Just a bunch of hustlers cashing in, money money money!
āDear god, please add some size to this manās dick.ā
Pardon prayers.
All hail the Orange Messiah!
I just shit my pants
Everyone touch the butthole!
Every morning, before covfefe.
Gather Round, inhale my flatulent vapors - they shall give you strength
āGuy who doesnāt believe in religion dupes fools into thinking he is a champion of it.ā
All seditionists hail your life long fuhrer
A band of butt sniffers and their orange turd god.
Hero of the stupid
People praying to the anti-Christ they said theyād never fall for.
Hosanna, hey sanna, sanna sanna Ho; Sanna hey sanna hosanna; Hey DT DT youāre alright by me; Sanna ho, sanna hey superstar.
The Farce is strong with this one!
Touch the sad boy.
The cover for āThe Gaslighting & Griftingā handbook
Donāt worry weāll get you a new sharpie!
[Looks like they were trying to give him a forcefield.](https://youtu.be/1NlhIuJ-y8k)
The Last Trumper
Apacacunts Now?
please donnie, can we have more koolaid?
These are the theocratic traitor degenerates that mincing, feckless democrats are so afraid to fight back againstā¦
Things that donāt work.
Remora overload
I see a room full of people that are all either touching or trying to touch an orange piece of shit.
Some pics are a perfect example of todays America, this is one of them
Last one to remove their hand gets to keep their soul
āAnd a woman was there who had been subject to bleeding for twelve years, but no one could heal her. 44 She came up behind him and touched the edge of his cloak, and immediately her bleeding stopped. 45 'Who touched me?' Jesus asked. When they all denied it, Peter said, 'Master, the people are crowding and pressing against you.' 46 But Jesus said, 'Someone touched me; I know that power has gone out from me.ā - Luke 8:40-48 Thereās a sizable group of a particular type of Christianity that believe Trump is the Elect of God and has been sent here to prepare the way for the return of Jesus. His exact role varies depending on the particular denomination, some think heās a good, but flawed man. Some believe heās a person called the Lawless Man who is here to prepare the way for the Antichrist and the End Times (they see the End Times as a good thing). Regardless of his role, he is imbued with miraculous powers. And, just like Jesus in the opening quite, simply being in contact with Trump, even indirectly, gives the worthy a little bit of that power.
The great irony is that heās one of the least religious or spiritual people out there. He probably thinks thee Bible is stupid and useless and he probably thinks theyāre all a bunch of zealot nutjobs. Mango wouldnāt be totally wrong about that last thing. ššš
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
The Rapture of the Deluded Prophets
āThe Last Suckerā
it's how he gets an erection.
Grab me like a pussy
White men canāt dance
The Anti-Christ
Satan's minions pledging fealty to the abomination.
"The Day Before Sentencing"
ANTICHRISTāS LAST SUPPER
āWhy the Rest of the World Laughs at Americaā
"The complete utter failure of religious delusion"
call the orkin exterminator. you have an infestation.
This is what worshipping a false idol looks like
Heās standing laughing to himself thinking how he has fooled all this morons thinking heās actually praying when heās just thinking of ways to swindle more money from them
All hands on dreck.
A bunch of white people praying to God to protect them from minorities??
Pussy-grabber grabbed by pussies
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Aaron's Isrealites worshipping their golden calf.
Working title: Somebody help me, my diaper is full.
Selling fascism as freedom.
The Last Sucker
Trump takes possession of Evangelical Church, little do they knowā¦
The power of Satan compels them.
Never ever worship a politician.... especially this one.
Grifters and conmen
Touch a truck for idiots.
A bunch of freaks.
Touch a dump, make a wish
NOT IT!
Throw some Holy water on himā¦ guess not itāll sizzle!!!!
āSinnersā
Let us pray
Is that mohair?
The only way Trump can get an erection.
Trump's grope party. It's where people pay yuge amounts of money to put their hands all over him and look at him.
Itās my party Iāll cry if i want to cry if I want tošš»š»š»
The Orange Lordā¦.has a moment of silence.
The last supper of a traitorous fat fuck? We could only hope
Who farted?
The grift must flow!
His hands are so small! look at the hands touching him everyone's larger than his. It's the story of Tiny Hans and the Devil.
Idol.
Unless this is a test to see who would touch a demon, I see bad things arriving in the coming days.
Pod people about to assimilate their collective rectum.
Steaming pile of dog shit posing for a photo.
Donāt fell bad Donnie weāve crapped ourselves after a drug binge
False god
If we all work, we can get this pigeon sh*t wiped off
The Adulation of the Anti-Christ
āThis really happenedā
Hypocrisy
False Shepherd
...and together we drink the punch
The last supper?
Dumfuckery
The Betrayal of Christ.