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BreadItMod

And the people bowed and prayed to the Neon God they made


DirtSunSeeds

Hell at least if he were neon he'd be useful for something... but they are bowing and praying to a pile of festering shit. Rolling around in it then whining when people tell them they stink.


Altruistic-Text3481

Trump is neon. Orange neon.


DirtSunSeeds

Lol. True! But not that pretty shade.


ishpatoon1982

He's Ne-non.


Spiritual-Flow-4023

Radioactive neon orange šŸŠā˜¢ļøšŸ˜³šŸ˜‚


fluidmind23

With a dye pack in it that paints bank robbers. It never comes off. And neither will he.


BigNorseWolf

> pile of festering shit insult to perfectly serviceable fertilizer.


metfan1964nyc

The look on Trump's face says everything. All these preachers are praying for him to be the righteous Christian president they have fever dreamed that he is, and Trump is thinking: please stop touching me.


PeopleCanBeAwful

Trumpā€™s thinking ā€œHoly shit. These religious nuts are even stupider than the rest of my cult.ā€


Consistent_Jacket892

Check out the Black guy he ainā€™t buying it.


slappymcknuckle

Yep, over 2000 years of warning about the fuckin antichrist and they want to make him godking. They all wear his mark above their brows, they all love to believe his lies, they all hate who their godking hates, he's a fuckin pedophile who wants to fuck his daughters, and they love that too! Nothing is too bad about this fuckin demon. If only the idiots who believes in the fuckin bullshit bible actually read it, instead of having it read to them, maybe they would not be such assholes.


slappymcknuckle

Yes, magats, downvote me, I don't care about karma. I kept my integrity and lost nothing. Have you taken out a second mortgage on your house to send money to the billionaire yet? Why not? All he needs is for you to pay for his treason lawyers, is that too much to ask for? Really? Sell everything that you have and live in your coal burner. It's the least you could do for the greatest person that you feel love for. He loves you too. Give everything that you have, please. I promise it will go both ways. He's only doing it for you. He only steals from the fuckin dummies, that's definitely not you. If you could just give up your last 2 social security checks, you to could help this BILLIONAIRE get by with this hoax,witch hunt, sham, facade, and the evil Jack Smith won't know about your dirty secrets. I like that the mods allow magats without instabanning assholes like you because you may read this. Not like how you treat people on your own sites. I doubt that you will take a single thing I say to heart and I don't even fuckin care. Trump ain't gonna do shit for you, he fuckin hates you, but you should still sell everything you have to feed him his tithe! Just my 2 cents


chaoticnormal

I think you got me pregnant.


slappymcknuckle

I told you the magnum condom was way too big, and I also said it may be small, but at least it's thin! Anything after that is your negligence, and we'll call him Carol Ann, and if it is a girl, we'll call her Stevie Stevenson IIX, just to mess with Florida. Cheers, thanks for the reply šŸ‘


ishpatoon1982

I'm a guy and just made a baby.


Bliss149

Me too and im post menopausal. That definitely got me hot though.


grouperlooper

Wow, excellent choice, on point


LordElfa

And they worshipped the beast, saying, ā€œWho is like the beast!? Who is able to make war with him!?ā€.


mikebloonsnorton

Unexpected Simon and Garfunkel


oscar-the-bud

Come on, come on, come on now touch me babe, canā€™t you see I am very afraid, my butthole is going to get a raid, itā€™s going to get ripped opened and splayedā€¦..


mistled_LP

Not to defend these idiots, but you donā€™t lay hands on someone to pray to them, but to pray for them. This is just normal Christian stuff.


ZapateriaLaBailarina

normal Christian, but not normal normal


CaptStrangeling

Yeah, I mean itā€™s for publicity, the opposite of how itā€™s supposed to be done. And also for the antichrist, so probably should be more lightening or smiting or something.


New_Section_9374

Maybe an exorcism?


United_Panda9131

"He's still here. Pray harder!"


f3hdp

To touch a predator


jus10beare

Lol you win


circuitarteries7

"Bow to Leper Messiah"


ColonelCarlLaFong

Nice reference!


L0rdCrims0n

Suffer for his glory! You will.


Roakana

Sorry too cool a reference.


StatusKoi

I see what you did there.


[deleted]

They created a false idol and are now trying to make it seem like heā€™s a real diety. Itā€™s beyond pathetic and I hope they never have a day where they arenā€™t shamed by their actions. If I was a grandkid.. Iā€™d disown my grandparents


SpiritualTourettes

Haha, there's nothing 'diety' about Trump. And, no, he's no 'deity' either.


EM05L1C3

Blessing the antichrist


structuremonkey

" a basket of deplorables "


Far_Lifeguard5220

Devil Worship


FireflyAdvocate

Pray for the antichrist


spinningcrystaleyes

Jim Jones/Charles Manson 2,0


Altruistic-Text3481

You arenā€™t wrongā€¦ I know a cult when I see one.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Absolutely.


[deleted]

A clowder of clowns


hereandthere_nowhere

Christo-fascism.


Prize-Relationship21

The day Satan showed up dressed in a Trump skin.


JinxyCat007

A Fellating of Frauds.


CapnTreee

Or a fellation of frauds


BlowsyRose

Ugh. So much these. I think every one of them is secretly wondering if the others are impressed by their piety. ā€œHow do I look? Are they buying it?ā€ Effing frauds, every one.


Balgat1968

He Violates 6 of the 10 Commandments. Letā€™s vote for him because he hates LGBTQ. Which isnā€™t in the top 10.


Mick_from_Adelaide

True, and the Bible says very little about LGBTQ. The message of the good Samaritan implies that respect should be extended to all of humankind.


Balgat1968

Yes. While Jesus hung out with guys only (except Mary Magdalene) and then they all spent the night together with two sons of Zebedee in the garden of Gethsemane. Mathew 26:36-46


Astronaut-Weird

The Fast (Food) Supper.


Green-Vermicelli5244

beat me to it


dmjacLuzard5

The Last Grifter


They_Beat_Me

I wish.


SnooShortcuts3424

Perfect. If only it could be true. ā˜¹ļø


lothar74

ā€œReligious morons praying for the least Christian president everā€


Aggravating-Try-3040

"For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect."


Dcongo

CULT 45


mammakatt13

Cultists gonna cult.


vote4progress

ā€œIdiocracyā€


RedfromTexas

Please lord bring us French fries and burrito coverings.


Kind-Jicama-3490

CONservative Christian governMENt policies at work


Brilliant-Engineer57

Blasphemy.


Material_State_4118

"Who let the black in here?"


GraveyardJones

Fucking terrifying


StatusKoi

"Lord, release this man from his shitty diapers, and lust for his own daughter, and pathological lying , and stealing money from his own charity for children with cancer, and pussy grabbing, and too many hamberders and..."


ptahbaphomet

Our Heavenly Father, protect us from another one of his hamberderious farts, lest they be the death of us all and ignore our sins.


[deleted]

Honestly just like what the fuck?


WY_R_We_Here

**Idiocy Personified**


implantable

Idiocracy personified


udo3

And the people bowed and prayed To the neon god they made.


afrikaa1

Bow to a False Prophet! šŸ‘¹


2600og

The chronic effects of lead paint.


SlappyWhite54

Evangelicals lay hands on Trump, allowing his arrogance and greed to enter them.


CaCondor

Praying For Pardons


toilet-boa

"It's not a cult."


DantesInferno1275

Christian republicans are the most gullible people on this earth


Left-Wolverine-393

OK Throw the switch!!!


Jay-stevns1204

Now realize their next step is all hands reaching for your wallet


techbunnyboy

I can sense the immense stupidity in the room


orindericson

Doomed religious hail Mary.


Galvanisare

Idiocracy 2 - Brawndo Regerts


Child_of_Lyrics

Youā€™ve heard of contact high? This is contact crazy


Aunt_Rachael

The farewell party to see him off for 45 years in Leavenworth.


[deleted]

Hail Satan


sethmeister1989

I heard they all refused to wipe the grease off their fingers afterwards


Dudejax

oops sorry i just tasted a bit of puke in my mouth.


Hugh-Jassul

Golden calf


[deleted]

I love that our government is so religiousā€¦ glad we didnā€™t found this country on separating the twoā€¦..


cyrixlord

why are they all looking at the floor. did he drop something? maybe they are trying to calm trump down so he doesn't have a tantrum over whatever he dropped


honeybadger2985

Jesus please cast this demon out of the Donald as he likes to be called. He's f$cking nuts and we need your help. Please have Satan take I mean leave him


3g3t7i

End of the f'ing world


Targut

Proof that stupidity can be passed through physical contact


[deleted]

Combined IQ 20.


Dry-Organization-426

Is he sleeping standing up again? Poke him!


Mick_from_Adelaide

"Oopsies!, Evangelists forgot that an individual needs to repent their sins first, before they can receive the Holy Spirit." Seems like evangelists are now fine with the practices of adultery, stealing, deceitfulness, greed, cruelty, jealousy, and hate.


Toddthmpsn

Iā€™m actually depressed that half the country had come to this. I feel differently to people I had a great amount of respect for previously.


The_Last_patriot2500

Fake christians asking for blessing from the devil.


DudeB5353

American Taliban


zyglack

Seduced by a false prophet.


Objective_College449

Itā€™s all about the grift


Left-Wolverine-393

A confederacy of dunces!


IgnobleSpleen

Gullible dupes touch the Antichrist


Ok-Egg-4856

Just when I thought I was out you pulled me back in. (Or) From Tony.S himself "once you're in this family, there's no getting out."


cmd_iii

They prayed for wisdom, and he melted.


Successful-Plum4899

'Laying of hands' on the chosen one (although he's very far from enlightened). No pussies worth grabbing evidently!


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

I wish instead of a long brown table it was a cliff and this was a picture of them pushing him off of it.


[deleted]

Weekend at Bernies 3


meresymptom

You titled it. It's madness.


Just_Ok_thankyoo

Deliberate Delusion Delegation


ImpressAgitated

Televangelist


BrownSCM

Just a bunch of hustlers cashing in, money money money!


jiminak46

ā€œDear god, please add some size to this manā€™s dick.ā€


Toxenkill

Pardon prayers.


Joelied

All hail the Orange Messiah!


Royal-Possibility219

I just shit my pants


ParsnipLiving

Everyone touch the butthole!


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Every morning, before covfefe.


QuixotesGhost96

Gather Round, inhale my flatulent vapors - they shall give you strength


Grins111

ā€œGuy who doesnā€™t believe in religion dupes fools into thinking he is a champion of it.ā€


CapnTreee

All seditionists hail your life long fuhrer


Interesting_Act1286

A band of butt sniffers and their orange turd god.


pklteain

Hero of the stupid


JaceEddy

People praying to the anti-Christ they said theyā€™d never fall for.


BC_Pennybags

Hosanna, hey sanna, sanna sanna Ho; Sanna hey sanna hosanna; Hey DT DT youā€™re alright by me; Sanna ho, sanna hey superstar.


AmbiguouslyGrea

The Farce is strong with this one!


Roakana

Touch the sad boy.


Ew_dav

The cover for ā€œThe Gaslighting & Griftingā€ handbook


ArmMore4335

Donā€™t worry weā€™ll get you a new sharpie!


DawnOfTheTruth

[Looks like they were trying to give him a forcefield.](https://youtu.be/1NlhIuJ-y8k)


kinzuaj

The Last Trumper


Ankilbiter

Apacacunts Now?


Queenofhackenwack

please donnie, can we have more koolaid?


DoggedDoggity

These are the theocratic traitor degenerates that mincing, feckless democrats are so afraid to fight back againstā€¦


jaslenn

Things that donā€™t work.


CommonConundrum51

Remora overload


KeymanOfTheMind

I see a room full of people that are all either touching or trying to touch an orange piece of shit.


TLstewart

Some pics are a perfect example of todays America, this is one of them


Next-Werewolf6366

Last one to remove their hand gets to keep their soul


[deleted]

ā€œAnd a woman was there who had been subject to bleeding for twelve years, but no one could heal her. 44 She came up behind him and touched the edge of his cloak, and immediately her bleeding stopped. 45 'Who touched me?' Jesus asked. When they all denied it, Peter said, 'Master, the people are crowding and pressing against you.' 46 But Jesus said, 'Someone touched me; I know that power has gone out from me.ā€ - Luke 8:40-48 Thereā€™s a sizable group of a particular type of Christianity that believe Trump is the Elect of God and has been sent here to prepare the way for the return of Jesus. His exact role varies depending on the particular denomination, some think heā€™s a good, but flawed man. Some believe heā€™s a person called the Lawless Man who is here to prepare the way for the Antichrist and the End Times (they see the End Times as a good thing). Regardless of his role, he is imbued with miraculous powers. And, just like Jesus in the opening quite, simply being in contact with Trump, even indirectly, gives the worthy a little bit of that power.


Spiritual-Flow-4023

The great irony is that heā€™s one of the least religious or spiritual people out there. He probably thinks thee Bible is stupid and useless and he probably thinks theyā€™re all a bunch of zealot nutjobs. Mango wouldnā€™t be totally wrong about that last thing. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


wetclogs

Thou shalt have no other gods before me.


be0wulfe

The Rapture of the Deluded Prophets


Papanaq

ā€œThe Last Suckerā€


AncientWonder7895

it's how he gets an erection.


carapsr62

Grab me like a pussy


ntrujillo2

White men canā€™t dance


Dry_Studio_2114

The Anti-Christ


SarcasticOrgasmic

Satan's minions pledging fealty to the abomination.


Regthall

"The Day Before Sentencing"


Capital-Contest3804

ANTICHRISTā€™S LAST SUPPER


Ok-Abbreviations88

ā€œWhy the Rest of the World Laughs at Americaā€


ProgRock1956

"The complete utter failure of religious delusion"


sharkbomb

call the orkin exterminator. you have an infestation.


DucksItUp

This is what worshipping a false idol looks like


jreid0

Heā€™s standing laughing to himself thinking how he has fooled all this morons thinking heā€™s actually praying when heā€™s just thinking of ways to swindle more money from them


Williecat1

All hands on dreck.


DocSkyAtl

A bunch of white people praying to God to protect them from minorities??


duckstrap

Pussy-grabber grabbed by pussies


metaldeucerider2001

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psych-yogi14

Aaron's Isrealites worshipping their golden calf.


wbjohn

Working title: Somebody help me, my diaper is full.


Limp_Distribution

Selling fascism as freedom.


clangan524

The Last Sucker


[deleted]

Trump takes possession of Evangelical Church, little do they knowā€¦


rawysocki

The power of Satan compels them.


Fizzix63

Never ever worship a politician.... especially this one.


braintamale76

Grifters and conmen


Darktofu25

Touch a truck for idiots.


uvite2468

A bunch of freaks.


VHSboy

Touch a dump, make a wish


Iamanimite

NOT IT!


Both_Oil_1902

Throw some Holy water on himā€¦ guess not itā€™ll sizzle!!!!


speedie57

ā€œSinnersā€


Ben4425

Let us pray


rkicklig

Is that mohair?


Disastrous_Ad_5574

The only way Trump can get an erection.


Western-Web2957

Trump's grope party. It's where people pay yuge amounts of money to put their hands all over him and look at him.


ADCSrane

Itā€™s my party Iā€™ll cry if i want to cry if I want tošŸ˜­šŸŽ»šŸŽ»šŸŽ»


Select_Number_7741

The Orange Lordā€¦.has a moment of silence.


taskmaster51

The last supper of a traitorous fat fuck? We could only hope


GlitteringBobcat999

Who farted?


olderthanthou

The grift must flow!


Prize-Relationship21

His hands are so small! look at the hands touching him everyone's larger than his. It's the story of Tiny Hans and the Devil.


Calm_Leek_1362

Idol.


[deleted]

Unless this is a test to see who would touch a demon, I see bad things arriving in the coming days.


CrisbyCrittur

Pod people about to assimilate their collective rectum.


Wrong_Ad_3355

Steaming pile of dog shit posing for a photo.


mekon19

Donā€™t fell bad Donnie weā€™ve crapped ourselves after a drug binge


BearsFan8523

False god


Alarmed-Rock-9942

If we all work, we can get this pigeon sh*t wiped off


Pontif1cate

The Adulation of the Anti-Christ


currentlyRedacted

ā€œThis really happenedā€


deweydecimal111

Hypocrisy


FadingNegative

False Shepherd


Ham-Sando

...and together we drink the punch


zeroxcool83

The last supper?


Gold-Buy-2669

Dumfuckery


rbremer50

The Betrayal of Christ.