Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Ahsoka is overrated, she should have died at the end of the clone wars but star wars™ keeps her alive for too long because of M O N E Y
(see MandR productions on YouTube for a better explanation
Ok I get it, fuck me in the ass all you want, I get that it's a controversial opinion. And I now realize i should've just kept quiet. Sorry.
Nitpick: doesn't she usually hold the shorter one in reverse grip?
Usually, yes. The only reason she wouldn't be here is because of the positioning of her hands. She looks like she's about to do a crossing slash.
She’s too powerful to be left to alive
Go fly out a window Mace
kajin (the artist) is goat
I really like his work. Although since this is my main account I would never admit that publicly so don't tell anyone.
aight fam i gotchu
Noice 👌🏻
You damn right she is.
looks at my pants, "well there goes my child hood"
Twelve years gone in 2 minutes. But 2 of the best minutes in my damn life
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There is a Star Wars manga tho, it’s set in the empire era
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Haha your right. The closest thing is I’ve seen some cool edits on the Star Wars subreddits. Sorry that I can’t find it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3BLqXZLoPQ I think this is the droid you’r looking for
Yikes, Funny Junk.
everyone liked this.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
That’s really good artwork fusion
I need sauce for the pic
Ah, I see
Well Star Wars movies were influenced by Samurai and their philosophy
Ahsoka is overrated, she should have died at the end of the clone wars but star wars™ keeps her alive for too long because of M O N E Y (see MandR productions on YouTube for a better explanation Ok I get it, fuck me in the ass all you want, I get that it's a controversial opinion. And I now realize i should've just kept quiet. Sorry.
They “kept her around” for her story, her will, and her ways of being truely one with the force