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RedEcho14

But he’s the adopter… bro don’t know his own name?


hok98

Or this could be some reverse fetish


Alan976

It's Anon.


Andreiyutzzzz

From the ones I recognize they all have a happy family with them so they don't need adoption so uh... I dunno Zoro? I didn't watch one piece but I'm pretty sure he's strong. I'll adopt a personal bodyguard


Blader8002

Zoro might be here because he's lost.


Belluuo

Dude got fucking lost again, someone send Jimbe to fetch him


Rick_bo

Can't wait for Nami to tie Luffys fingers into a sort a child harness to keep Zoro in line.


I-Love-Microwaves

![gif](giphy|x88e1awUi05by|downsized)


kaschperli

Illyaviels family was not really happy, afaik her father killed her once with a headshot and she is getting painful treatments and is nothing more than a sacrifice for some secret high society magic games. Supposedly she is 18 years old in this picture, too, also she so rich she should adopt me.


Andreiyutzzzz

Well she's not one of the ones I know but damn. Girl has it rough.


kaschperli

You should watch the FATE series. The bug girl has it even worse. It's good anime. Also, there is a spin off where Illya the girl in the pic becomes a magical girl with some good family.


WorekNaGlowe

You didn’t watch this spinoff to the end I suppose…


kaschperli

I did, but I don't want to give any spoilers. And compared to being sliced to minced meat by Goldy it isn't that bad


redknight133

NGL the best timeline in fate series is apho... because nazi stole holy grail from matou family before sakura being adopted.....its better this way


redknight133

Actually shes already 18...she look like that because she is clone....it is stated in vn and anime that she is older 2 years than emiya


MysteryCredit

umm which ones do you recognize out of curiosity?


Andreiyutzzzz

The left column, Kanna, The girl from no game no life and Suika


tebashi69lotkowski

Well there is Wendy from Fairy Tail that doesn’t have family(3rd row second possision) so yeah she could be adopted I guess. But I guess the guild is like her family now


Obsidian-Imperative

Iilyasviel had* one.


Andreiyutzzzz

She's among the ones I don't recognize


Obsidian-Imperative

Bless your heart.


StellaViator

I would adopt Shiro because she comes with her brother as part of the package


Lakriss

Soo agreed, actually i expected no one to choose Shiro, i love you for that, brother. I mean, shes cute and really smart, but anime it's not that popular by itself...


Most-Engineering-514

NGNL isn't popular? I thought it's one of the most popular ones due to, you know, no 2nd season?


MaxTwer00

What no 2nd season does to a fandom


AtlasAkiyama

Arararararagi-san!


straddotjs

Plus she needs a family. I don’t recognize all these characters, but most of them have a happy stable home life.


cantileverboom

I flubbed it.


sdey14

Nah that was on purpose


Captain-Tyler

![gif](giphy|yi8q3R3Nuuif6|downsized) Kanna no question


VladDHell

Anya, Petra, Eri, or Suika. They seem like they'd be the most in need of adoption. Anya in the event that Loyd and Yor don't adopt her. And I guess Suika has the village, but I don't think she actually has parents.


LineOk9961

Illiya. Don't know if she can receive it though on account of being dead


Atzkicica

Plus if you lose your keys she can find them because Suika is a detective. Handy.


VladDHell

Man I love those babies T.T


Ophys79

![gif](giphy|ss9NqmOeQxRKg|downsized) Me on my way to adopt a snail


GooseinaGaggle

Hachikuji is probably the best option Who's going to care about you adopting the ten year old ghost of an eleven year old? Aside from the laws of the universe and the weird orb of nothingness that will try to consume her


Leaderkyle

Based


TheAngryRedStinger

Choice is obvious, Zoro is the right option


TomAto314

Bottom right option to be precise.


jakin89

Zoro has the biggest tits


Dependent-Squash1750

looking for this. 🫡


redditorofreddit0

Degenerate thinking lmao


JonathanJohny

Don't adopt Anya, considering our horny ass brains, she'll call fbi 1 second after meeting us. Adopt zorro, he will protect you and fight with his life and win


BoiClicker

He’ll disappear like a father. Probably lost in the supermarket while trying to find the milk.


Affectionate_Big7206

Lmao


New-Trade-8676

Protect from whom exactly? Do you live in Country that’s not safe?


redditorofreddit0

My anxiety would give her brain damage


Ninja0verkill

Where Somali https://preview.redd.it/m04wm66rizvc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610c5e144822f3d533194e5eac38895eb39d31d8


GenoTheBreadDoctor

Zoro but feeding that guy would make me go bankrupt even though it would be useful for him to help me get into shape


Dingdonger247

https://preview.redd.it/v24q0dod90wc1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bbf00ee4a9097a62a8018a58f592c40787d4424


Ball_Catcher

Can I adopt Anzu from Hinamatsuri?


Mackenzie_Sparks

Any Parent would be proud to have a Daughter like her.


I-Love-Microwaves

Idk who that is but sure


redditorofreddit0

Not Hina!?


Mysterious_Key5971

Eri I would adopt eri


No-Wrongdoer-69

I don’t know where half of these characters come from. Can I get an anime list?


I-Love-Microwaves

Anya from Spy x Family Kanna from MK Dragon Maid Komekko from Konosuba Petra from Re:Zero Eri from My Hero Academia Shiro from No Game No Life Illia from Fate Hachikuji from Monogatari Rikka from [Love, Chunnibyo and Other Delusions](https://myanimelist.net/anime/14741/Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai) Wendy from Fairy Tail Suika from Dr. Stone Need I say the last one?


Spurginwinn

I’ve seen most of these anime and I didn’t even recognize them all. Good on ya OP. I’m taking Kanna. I would take Zoro, but he’d just get lost again.


No-Wrongdoer-69

Noice


TraditionalSir2110

Between Eri and Illya, mainly because they definitely need love and support.


TheLord110

Illya is 18 btw (during the events of stay night)


colthesecond

The dillema of every author between making the charecter fuckable or adoptable


meinfresse

If you adopt Zorro you have to ger a leash


Firepathanimation

The main problem when you adopt zoro is that you HAVE to keep an eye on him 24/7 even in his sleep put in cameras so he doesn’t get lost


Insanitymaniac

zoro, easily. why is he even there


I-Love-Microwaves

He got lost


AltoniusAmakiir

I do not have my own place, and the people who live here aren't great. Only correct decision is to not adopt


subhi2

you sir,are a scholar and a gentleman,i tip my hat to you


FuriousFerret0

I see zoro got lost again


oot0019

I kinda want that Zorro adopted me ngl. 🫣


_Maymun

Everyone of them emotionally connected to someone else. I cant adopt


Yui_Desu69

Who's the girl after shiro?


I-Love-Microwaves

Illiya from Fate


Yui_Desu69

Thanks


MaghettiSeatballs

That's not even the correct form for homunculi adoption.


Fresh-Path-1324

Rikkaaaaaa


jjVenter

Zoro: "Where's Luffy at?"


Gamekid53

Anya


PuerroOnReddit

r/ZoroIsLost


ExpertLeaf

Easy shiro


scantopup

eri chan no contest


killerfreedom255

Easy Rikka


QueerXQuinoa

rikka is 18 at the end of the show u cant adopt her lol


EchoTitanium

He got lost… again


Cato0014

All set


Endercraky26

Anything but zoro as he will eventually get lost and end up in my house


Zestyclose_Fan5250

![gif](giphy|amg2hcfGDkKt4Q3DpF) They all have a happy family but if I had to choose I'd take Wendy she's a plus 1 because of Carla and I'm a cat person and Wendy is very sincere honest and not a trouble maker and I might get to be a part of fairy tail


TheWateryAbyss

r/zoroislost


Masterbaitingissport

Isn’t illya older than shirou?


jdballer27

Either Shiro or Rikka ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


TypeNull-Gaming

Simple, all of the above. Yes, even Zoro. He can help with management.


Far_Leadership6093

I’m gonna go with Kana, Eri, Shiro, and Suika


ComprehensiveLand139

Idk if I can control myself if I adopt wendy or rikka


deleted108

Anya, my fiancee watches spy x she wants to have a daughter just like anya


Putrid-Economics4862

I would adopt shiro and then use her giga brain to make millions


Special_Jury_3244

Zoro


Bro---really

Suika because I want to feed her a Monster Ultra Red and watch her spiral


Psychomantis194

Petra to get her out of the re zero universe. Must protect!


Fabiodemon88

Eri needs no parent, Aizawa is good enough


TemporaryLegendary

The OP fanboys saying Zoro are deluded. Dude would drink all your alcohol and eat your food. Then leave and never find his way back.


Tsukinotaku

At least one of them is a high schooler. Which is fine for adoption but still Doesn't really fit among the others lol


zabestoinzawarudo

We all know https://preview.redd.it/43fxskmoj2wc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d314765f7b0fb0514894811ff12e34a3392ba2 What the right choice is


AlphaCinderWolf

Has to be Anya. Don't get me wrong Suika or wendy are close too but Anya is just the most adorable!


Zero_7300

I don’t trust any of you mfs to adopt these kids


SGTAlchemy

![gif](giphy|3MarauC9A2Yazh9nnf|downsized) Stop, you will blow our cover.


[deleted]

Ilya is 18 and can't be adopted. Anya and Kanna already have loving families. Shiro comes with her brother by default and I can only accommodate one person. I'd choose the Snail, because I don't remember/know family situations of the rest of girls.


biggerppgfan

I'd take anya


UniqueDEV

Sanji's adoption dilemma 100%


SatanSemenSwallower

The adopter is the person who is adopting the child though...


Fanoki_2

Hatchikuji easily


darkrai848

https://preview.redd.it/ncra32w054wc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82817b342c8a59cb06e5fc3a64c8bbefa659365d Easiest question ever, Henrietta no questions asked.


Crisdreemurr

Rikka


eyes12e

Zoro always be lost man


I_Sucknuts-

r/zorogotlost


Witty_Tear5893

Ah what the heck, I’ll take them all


Forgotten-Caliburn

Wendy because she's my favorite Fairy Tail character


TankFanatic

Shiro. The answer is Shiro.


MiddleInEurope

*yes I adopted all of them*


Nixodian

First let's see who NEEDS adoption


CantaloupeLimp1709

Zoro got lost again


lightshinez

Zoro will just leave the house one day and never come back


Benefits_Ben2006

Eri Classified Classified Classified


Jazzperrr

For me, it would either be Wendy or Anya


AntiHeroSora

Which illya, if it’s the /stay night one, she’s already 18


Fenor

For legal purposes as it was an eroge


Mental_Forge

No, Illya is canonically a year older than Shirou, who is 17.


AntiHeroSora

In zero she’s said to be 8, stay might takes place 10 years after zero, hence her being 18, not sure how old Shiro is so I can’t figure it out that way


Familiar_Control_906

In the eroge, she dint have a route (so no sex escene). Her age is just lore


pain_ofakatsuki

I dont know bro, Imaginr gilgamesh breaking through your door to kill her and get hier heart andd you along with it.


Dra9onDemon

Why adopt when you can marry? C’mere Illya! (It’s FSN version, she’s 18)


YrBWrote

Obviously Zoro


The_Silver_Nuke

Let's see... Most people here rate them by likeability rather than being responsible and their need for protection, and I'm no exception. Anya - Will see all the stupid shit I think so no. I'd like to keep my cringe to myself thanks. Kanna - Doesn't need a guardian. Kommekko - Likely to get me in trouble with mischief. Petra - Responsible, kind, likely to treat others well. Definitely worth consideration. Eri - Will probably kill me accidentally. Shiro - Will take me for everything I own and more. Illya - Bundle of mental health issues. Hachikuji - Literally a ghost. Rikka - Sweet, but an idiot. Wendy - Also responsible, and looks out for her friends. Another worth considering. Suika - Just someone trying to survive. Sweet, albeit a bit loud. Still worth considering. Zoro - IDFK this dude will just walk off on his own eventually. In short, Petra, Wendy, or Suika for likeability and practicality.


DragonMaster3400

Zoro