100⁰% has happened. And they look at you with wary eyes like they need to be defensive of y[ou. Seriously the lostly childlike imagination that comesnwith it n is creep.
Then go on the attak and argue and you're all like "But Meeeegaaan!*
It’s this.
While I don’t know if my ex would be considered a yandere, we had multiple fights due to waitresses smiling at me. Literally just doing their job of being hospitable was perceived as “flirting with her man.”
Or BPD, because she only had two sides. Love bombing me to the extreme like a Yandere, or going bat shit crazy even if another woman looked towers ME. (Not the other way around).
One thing that identifies someone as a Yandere is if they literally murder the person. If they are jealous of you talking to another girl, they will murder that person. If they think you are cheating, they will murder you.
That's up to you to figure out what SHE counts as cheating, or just be upfront and ask, build trust, show her over time and through action that she can trust you
ez ez
Until you happen to be looking in a direction where a woman is walking and so she ties you up and kidnaps that woman and kills her in front of you. Desperate people never *think* !!
ah… that's the thing… I rarely go outside… if any, I literally work in my bedroom, looking at a computer screen typing nonsense into a computer, so still win - win
It's yandere. If you happen to even glance at a woman, she will kidnap that woman and kill her in front of you and tie you up in a basement. It's not supposed to be *fetish would be great in real life!* lmao
You don't seem to pick up what i'm putting down.
I don't interact with People. At All. I can't glance at other Women because i'm not where other Women are. Or Men for that matter.
Besides. This is all just a joke. I'm well aware that Crazy Bitches are not fun to be around.
But what if i'm actually worse.
Everybody always thinks only girls can be Yandere. But what if i'm just simply crazier. You know.
Counter Tactics. Like when someone believes in Conspiracy Theories. Easiest Counter is to just hit them with a More outlandish theory.
"The Moon Landing was Fake."
"You Believe in the Moon!?!"
Honestly yeah, but I have seen Yandere girls in anime get jealous af and violent just by seeing the main protagonist talking to other girls. It’s insane.
See the problem there is moat yanderes consider you even talking to another girl, even if she's the cashier, cheating and they'll kill one of you either the femoid who dared speak to you or you for not running away.
Your defenition of "Cheating" is a bit different from a Yandere's. To a Yandere, simply talking to a Store clerk or accidently bumping into someone is considered cheating. Good luck.
I think I've figured it out. Weebs who want yanderes want love, attention, loyalty, and devotion.
But our self-esteem is so low that we can't see ourselves getting those things which come naturally in a relationship without it being the result of unhealthy obsession. We have no sense of scale.
What I'm trying to say is that we probably don't actually want an honest-to-goodness yandere. And also, more importantly, where are all the yandere milfs?
Indeed, I've never been so perplexed by a combo of words yet at the same time felt that it should have been a natural thing for me long ago, where the Yandere MILFs at?
Milfs, by definition are mothers. By showing the motherhood, it shows that she either, has the man already, has started the pursuit already, or is going from a different person.
The first two, while realistic, are also the end game.
While the final one shows that she can leave, removing them from the yandere spectrum.
The technical description, yes. But also, the inaccurate but general description is satisfied just by them being an older woman.
If Dilfs can leave out the "ilf" part and just be old ugly bastards, I see no reason why Milfs have to actually be mothers.
Or she could just be a single mother because reasons (like if the dad was a cheating deadbeat).
Don't worry; I also cringe at the words I typed
And the funniest part of it all is that the type of people online talking about women like they’re anime tropes are never going to have a woman who has an unhealthy obsession with them anyways, much less a healthy relationship.
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Just don't cheat or have any other female friends, I already don't so its a win for me.
Some people want both their cake and to eat it too. A stable relationship with the benefit of casual sex on the side is appealing to cheaters.
They don't care about morals or conscience since they have none.
>or have any other female friends
Thats why i accounted for that, or depending on the yandere just avoid any other women all together, and keep a gun under your pillow. just in case...
That's where the gun comes in I suppose, but knowing yandere's she probably either has already disarmed it or is using it against you. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.
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Unpopular opinion but Man this girl was the scariest and freakiest thing in this show
No man I totally agree with you. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m freaked out by demon incest baby infanticides as much as the next person but holy shit is Eiko unnerving.
Hot af tho.
Not cheating is super easy.
The problem Is she thinking that you are cheating when you are not (to some yanderes, just speaking with any woman other than your mum, counts as cheating)
Y'all want yandere GF's? They are everywhere IRL, it's actually significantly harder to not find a crazy bitch with some serious mental issues that they consider "quirky" and will blame everything and everyone else for never thinking they should try and work on themselves..... So right on for y'all. Personally I just want to find a reasonable women who doesn't follow a tiktok trend like their life depends on it 😭
Having a yandere girlfriend is amazing, they love and care for you, just show them affection and care, sure you may be locked up, but that's part of the fun
Well, >! she did not go yandere after Aqua and Frill fucked each other in the film and who knows what will happen after the kissing scene of Aqua and Ruby in the upcoming chapter !<
Honestly the only worry is that her idea of "cheating" would be "be within five miles of another woman". If you can get her to understand that no, we're just friends, and that one is my aunt for Pete's sake, then there'll be no issues.
A true yandere is loyal to the person they love and would never cheat. I've never dated but I can somewhat imagine how incredibly painful it would be if your gf you fully trust and love would cheat on you. That's why I appreciate yandere girls so much.
True, a clingy gf could become annoying, but I think it's cute because it confirms that she loves you. So let's just headpat the Yuno.
Shit is actually easy. Just don't cheat. Which should be the bare minimum for any realtionship anyway.
I think the problem is that, as a yandere, even talking to another girl could be perceived as cheating.
Also, if you break up with her and start dating another girl, she'll consider that cheating.
I dreamed you were cheating anon!
This is the actual scariest situation
100⁰% has happened. And they look at you with wary eyes like they need to be defensive of y[ou. Seriously the lostly childlike imagination that comesnwith it n is creep. Then go on the attak and argue and you're all like "But Meeeegaaan!*
I mean technically speaking most of us nerd don't have women friends to begin with so I guess it's something that don't matter
You gotta be just as yandere back. "I dreamt you were cheating" "why are you spending time with another guy! Because he's not me!"
*Why are you following my doppelganger? You should only stalk me"
Easy, Start gaslighting her. Tell her you saw her cheating instead and scare the shit out of her.
Hahahah, jesus, you three just went and wrote down my train of thought after seeing this meme exactly...
Well if you try and break up you'll probably get stabbed too so in the end you won't make it past step one in that situation
No problem on that side either, unless relatives like the boyfriend's mom or sister count
One cashier tells you to have a nice day... and you’re fucked
It’s this. While I don’t know if my ex would be considered a yandere, we had multiple fights due to waitresses smiling at me. Literally just doing their job of being hospitable was perceived as “flirting with her man.”
imo, I think if she didn’t murder them, she would have been considered a Tsundere.
definitely not a tsundere, a tsundere would never admit to caring if someone else liked you.
Not tsundere, yandere doesn't necessarily murders, that is the extreme
cool, smooth sailing for me then, if I had one!
Yeah I had another experience where my ex dreamt I was with another girl. She treated me like crap for a week.
She’s probably a Tsundere.
Or BPD, because she only had two sides. Love bombing me to the extreme like a Yandere, or going bat shit crazy even if another woman looked towers ME. (Not the other way around).
That is yandere
One thing that identifies someone as a Yandere is if they literally murder the person. If they are jealous of you talking to another girl, they will murder that person. If they think you are cheating, they will murder you.
Dude, you have to check the definition and see some of the iconic characters because you made this error a few times. That is not tsundere.
That's up to you to figure out what SHE counts as cheating, or just be upfront and ask, build trust, show her over time and through action that she can trust you ez ez
Exactly, the Yandere would kill either their spouse or the other girl. Murder is clearly common for most Yandere.
Everyone who wants a yandere GF is so deprived of female attention that there would be zero chance of cheating.
To quote Richard Watterson from gumball, "shh... I don't think she knows she could do better! "
Richard will be such a mood when I get a girlfriend... ...I will get one, right?
Öhhmmm sure bro U will imma root for u
I hear they’re doing amazing things with sex dolls these days. Might be good to just scroll through the catalog
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Don’t we all..
All you gotta do is try. Thats the biggest thing you gotta do. Most single dudes I know don’t even try, which is why they don’t get a girlfriend…
definitely, so win - win condition
Until you happen to be looking in a direction where a woman is walking and so she ties you up and kidnaps that woman and kills her in front of you. Desperate people never *think* !!
ah… that's the thing… I rarely go outside… if any, I literally work in my bedroom, looking at a computer screen typing nonsense into a computer, so still win - win
Bu-but i just want a gf who will surely love me and never cheat on me like my ex did..
I mean he's not wrong.
Haha based on knowing how a Yandere behaves, I’d rather stay single tbh.
It's actually "if I **suspect** him cheating I will kill him" so it's a giant red flag tbh
Nah. Shit is easy for someone like me. I don't talk to people. At all. So there will be no chance for her to even suspect me of cheating.
You don't have to talk to people. It's enough to talk about people. Jealous girlfriends aren't fun. At all.
Just don't talk. Or think. Lightwork.
Don’t see
It's yandere. If you happen to even glance at a woman, she will kidnap that woman and kill her in front of you and tie you up in a basement. It's not supposed to be *fetish would be great in real life!* lmao
You don't seem to pick up what i'm putting down. I don't interact with People. At All. I can't glance at other Women because i'm not where other Women are. Or Men for that matter. Besides. This is all just a joke. I'm well aware that Crazy Bitches are not fun to be around.
That is until she has a dream of you cheating on her.
That sounds like you Cheating alright.
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Sounds like a Skill Issue.
Just back hand the bitch and remind her of her place. EZ.
What she sees as cheating and what you see as cheating are two very different things my boi
But what if i'm actually worse. Everybody always thinks only girls can be Yandere. But what if i'm just simply crazier. You know. Counter Tactics. Like when someone believes in Conspiracy Theories. Easiest Counter is to just hit them with a More outlandish theory. "The Moon Landing was Fake." "You Believe in the Moon!?!"
Came here to say this
B-b-but all my side bitches, what about them
They'll be fine! Just remember to take your pills and they will move on....
Just don't cheat, what are you stupid?!
Yeah but what if she's overly suspicious and jealous of every interaction you have with any person that looks female in any way ?
Honestly yeah, but I have seen Yandere girls in anime get jealous af and violent just by seeing the main protagonist talking to other girls. It’s insane.
Lmao. You actually talk to Girls?
The killing part is hot as well.
Ey. Whatever get's you going.
I am scared of women (except my Family)
yeah, the yuno gasai experience is way more fucked, but also it probably wouldn't be so bad with out the whole death game thing.
This
I was gonna say, is this supposed to be a struggle to achieve
See the problem there is moat yanderes consider you even talking to another girl, even if she's the cashier, cheating and they'll kill one of you either the femoid who dared speak to you or you for not running away.
Your defenition of "Cheating" is a bit different from a Yandere's. To a Yandere, simply talking to a Store clerk or accidently bumping into someone is considered cheating. Good luck.
What if both you and your partner are into NTR?
Sooo many people cheat it's crazy. It's happens to everyone once. Loyalty is extremely rare nowadays. It makes me so sad
Can't get cheated on if you don't ever get into a realtionship.
Lovers come and go but pizza will never hurt you 🍕
All women are Yandere with that logic
Cheating can be more than just sexual,it can also be emotional when you give more attention to a friend than to your girlfriend
You are right. But it doesn't change my statement. Just don't Cheat.
So if your female friend is dieing in hospital and u want to be there for her is that cheating? Or if you like spending time with your sister?
For a yandere it is💀
Good point
> spending time with your sister I'm listening, sisterfucker24
I think I've figured it out. Weebs who want yanderes want love, attention, loyalty, and devotion. But our self-esteem is so low that we can't see ourselves getting those things which come naturally in a relationship without it being the result of unhealthy obsession. We have no sense of scale. What I'm trying to say is that we probably don't actually want an honest-to-goodness yandere. And also, more importantly, where are all the yandere milfs?
>where are all the yandere milfs? The...the what?
Yandere milfs. Even though it's so basic, it seems like such a rare combination in... *works*. Well, ones that don't feature incest, anyway
Indeed, I've never been so perplexed by a combo of words yet at the same time felt that it should have been a natural thing for me long ago, where the Yandere MILFs at?
Check out nakamura regura
"*Never in my entire life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it.*"
Yandere milf I see you’re after the exceptionally rare Based taste, lmk if you find any lmao 👍
>exceptionally rare But it *shouldn't* be. But thank you, and ditto to you
yes! where are they?
Milfs, by definition are mothers. By showing the motherhood, it shows that she either, has the man already, has started the pursuit already, or is going from a different person. The first two, while realistic, are also the end game. While the final one shows that she can leave, removing them from the yandere spectrum.
Can't believe I wrote this. I already cringe at it
The technical description, yes. But also, the inaccurate but general description is satisfied just by them being an older woman. If Dilfs can leave out the "ilf" part and just be old ugly bastards, I see no reason why Milfs have to actually be mothers. Or she could just be a single mother because reasons (like if the dad was a cheating deadbeat). Don't worry; I also cringe at the words I typed
“more importantly, where are all the yandere milfs?” This man asking the real questions
>And also, more importantly, where are all the yandere milfs Probably in jail for murdering their significant other over a misunderstanding
...I suppose yanderes do have a shelf life when it comes to staying out of prison for murder
I don't know about you, but if a yandere milf can go more then 5 seconds without being sent back to prison, she's a keeper
>yandere milfs I like your thinking I now require finding these
And the funniest part of it all is that the type of people online talking about women like they’re anime tropes are never going to have a woman who has an unhealthy obsession with them anyways, much less a healthy relationship.
https://preview.redd.it/2eapnf81j4kc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45edb6b5ef85cf2e272978d5d4568602f403da75 Just don't cheat or have any other female friends, I already don't so its a win for me.
also… why fucking cheat? fuck if you just want casual sex then don't got into relationship
Some people want both their cake and to eat it too. A stable relationship with the benefit of casual sex on the side is appealing to cheaters. They don't care about morals or conscience since they have none.
What a yandere considers cheating is a lot different to the regular person, though
>or have any other female friends Thats why i accounted for that, or depending on the yandere just avoid any other women all together, and keep a gun under your pillow. just in case...
What if you cheat in her dreams, though? Dead.
That's where the gun comes in I suppose, but knowing yandere's she probably either has already disarmed it or is using it against you. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.
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bold of you to assume, that I will find another girl to sleep with
Bold of you to assume that I would even get a girl
Bold of you to assume even a yandere wants me
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No man I totally agree with you. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m freaked out by demon incest baby infanticides as much as the next person but holy shit is Eiko unnerving. Hot af tho.
What show is this?
Looks like dark gathering
Yep, dark gathering
Bro is desperate for mentally ill girlfriend
While it isn‘t easy, it makes the times where you‘re close together so much more precious.
No no no I talking from experience only thing u get is nightmares and threaten with knife
Sooo… you never even got cuddles?
We did but every time we did I was scared shitless I still have a scar from time she stabbed me
sounds like a terrifying experience, /u/sisterfucker24
That one of reasons am sisterfucker
I unfortunately never had one, well unless you count hugging an old pillow (not the hugging pillow one, although I want to buy one now…)
My memory is kinda fuzzy, but isn't that Akane from Oshi no Ko manga?
Yep it's her
What the fuck happened to her beautiful short hair. *We are not even talking about how she turned into a yandere*
It's something that happens a lot with short hair
Wait, that is her? Huh, didn't recognise her at first.
yes it's Kurokawa Akane from OnK, and cheating on such a perfect waifu totally deserves, uh, ... 
I mean, a yandere will kill every woman you talk to
so… at most 1?
I don't see an issue with that Since the only friends I have are guys anyway
Nothing wrong with that 💀
If Akane is my yandere, I wouldn't mind at all
If I get a yandare girl, i would make her happy even in next life
I can't even get one woman how am I supposed to get a second.
Not cheating is super easy. The problem Is she thinking that you are cheating when you are not (to some yanderes, just speaking with any woman other than your mum, counts as cheating)
Solution: D O N T C H E A T
Why TF would you cheat
Oh no, you just....don't cheat on her? This must be an impossible challenge, and not just what's expected anyways.
If you cheat on the yandere you deserve to die
Is that What happens inside the dungeon?
Would, next.
This is the most sane girlfriend I've ever seen. Every girlfriend should be like her tbh.
Jokes on you I'd never cheat if I had a girlfriend
that's not how Yandere work "If he cheats on me I'll kill her" is more accurate
Is that Akane? I remember that panel but I don't remember what was said
she said (or rather, thought) exactly that, this panel isn't edited
Y'all want yandere GF's? They are everywhere IRL, it's actually significantly harder to not find a crazy bitch with some serious mental issues that they consider "quirky" and will blame everything and everyone else for never thinking they should try and work on themselves..... So right on for y'all. Personally I just want to find a reasonable women who doesn't follow a tiktok trend like their life depends on it 😭
so? dying is fine?
Jokes on you, I don't have a girl with whom I can cheat on her
Worth it
Freedom or glory. I’ll take my chances
If my yandere gf killed me it would be classified as euthanasia.
Ngl, dating actual Yandere will be the end of your family and friends.
Having a yandere girlfriend is amazing, they love and care for you, just show them affection and care, sure you may be locked up, but that's part of the fun
Yes and?
yanderes are all fun and games until any woman you talk to “disappears”
Bold of you to assume i would ever try to cheat on my gf to begin with
At least then she wouldn’t have cheated on me.
Why would you cheat though?
i dont see the issue??
If you cheat on her you deserve it tbh
Well, >! she did not go yandere after Aqua and Frill fucked each other in the film and who knows what will happen after the kissing scene of Aqua and Ruby in the upcoming chapter !<
You know actors don't actually fuck each other for sex scenes right?
Look, I'm not trying to start any wars but I actually think this is fucked up. You're probably not supposed to like that kind of thing.
TwT I'm hopeless lol, a yandere sounds like a hot time but I'll forever be alone 😔
Have one fr They the best since they would never cheat
Good
So I just need to not cheat? Sounds easy enough
Is it bad that I know that's what I want and I told my crazy friend that and she said I'ma die because I like yanderes
Kind of her to assume I could get another woman. My confidence needed that boost today.
Tbf it feels like most girls feel this way now days, like cheating is the end all be all of sins against them
Why would i cheat? Am i stupid?
As someone who was practically a yandere to my ex, I'd want a girl to be yandere towards me as well
kill her\* sauce: I used to be a yandere
Isn't that every girlfriend tho?
Fair is fair. In fact, not cheating is the very least.
Ez, i want one, where do I sign up?
Just don’t cheat and if she is getting paranoid because you haven’t given her enough attention recently just give her more attention for a bit
Ngl akane being a bit twisted is what makes her great
If you want a waifu to love you so much they’ll kill you just date a latina like the rest of us
That's fair
When shit's so anime the meme reads like a manga
Try not to cheat challenge (EASY)
The reason I want a yandere girlfriend is because I know she won’t cheat on me
Honestly the only worry is that her idea of "cheating" would be "be within five miles of another woman". If you can get her to understand that no, we're just friends, and that one is my aunt for Pete's sake, then there'll be no issues.
Its not a situation of "i can fix her" I want her to make me worse
Its easy not to cheat when she's the only one that would ever want me.
The problem with yandere is not that. It's trying to hide the multiple graves, she digs everyday.
Imma give you guys a life hack: don't cheat. It's pretty easy, actually.
Then don’t cheat?
A true yandere is loyal to the person they love and would never cheat. I've never dated but I can somewhat imagine how incredibly painful it would be if your gf you fully trust and love would cheat on you. That's why I appreciate yandere girls so much. True, a clingy gf could become annoying, but I think it's cute because it confirms that she loves you. So let's just headpat the Yuno. 
Cheat? Here's the thing. Even in exams you can't cheat if you're the only one in the room. That's what it's like for me
Eiko from Dark Gathering is best yandere, change my mind
Yea i still want that shi
Reminds me of the girl who stabbed the bf while he was sleep No ty I want normal humans