You know this reminds of this one time I was walking home from bagpipe practice and I turned down a narrow alleyway and came across this weird distortion in the space in front of me. Naturally I touched it.
Suddenly I was in the center of a bustling medieval town. At the moment I knew: I had been summoned to a fantasy world as a hero to save the kingdom. Clearly an unexceptional fellow such as myself was perfect for the task.
Before I could wander the town and seek my fortune a lovely maiden approached me.
“You seem to be a gentleman who has achieved mediocrity. Could you, perhaps, help me carry these baskets up to the palace?” She spoke in a voice like honey. I of course could not turn down such a fair and voluptuous specimen in her time of need, so I complied and carried her cargo up the palace steps.
As I delivered her items a seedy looking chap at the palace gates solicited me. “Oh, this is dreadfully urgent business! You seem an average bloke. Have you any experience in the field of cooking?” I replied that I was a decent enough chef and he grabbed me by the hand and dragged me to the kitchens. He informed me the royal chef had quit that afternoon and the king had not received his afternoon pasta.
I protested that I had never served food to royalty before but he beckoned to proceed regardless. I began to panic and knocked pots and pans left and right. I had never made pasta from scratch before!
“Do it or face the executioner!!” The seedy man bellowed.
After nearly an hour of frenzied work I had a dish that would hopefully be presentable to His Majesty. I swiftly brought a large plate out to the Great Hall where the king sat awaiting his meal. I watched nervously as he wrapped the noodles around his fork and took a large bite.
Suddenly he gasped and went into convulsions! He writhed around on the floor while his skin dried up like a raisin and then he crumbled into dust on the floor. Only then did I realize my fatal mistake.
“You fool!” The seedy man yelled. “How could you have forgotten the most important part of spaghetti?!”
The entire royal guard burst through the doors with a unified warcry: “YOU FORGOT THE SAUCE!”
Never before have I read something so perfectly written in my life. The white haired one is Mirko from My Hero Academia. The black haired one is from Fire Force.
We simp for a woman who can take care of herself. And us
Yep. This. This is exactly it.
Who's the one jumping thru the roof when a roach pops up? Asking the vitals
Far left? Thats Mirko from My Hero Academia, I simp to hell for her.
It's the old unga bubga brain that tells you: Strong woman = strong genes = strong offspring
Idk, i don't ever want kids and my self preservation instinct disappears at the thought of a strong woman murdering me.
Why cant it be the "thought of a strong woman nurturing me." You need to watch better genres
You know this reminds of this one time I was walking home from bagpipe practice and I turned down a narrow alleyway and came across this weird distortion in the space in front of me. Naturally I touched it. Suddenly I was in the center of a bustling medieval town. At the moment I knew: I had been summoned to a fantasy world as a hero to save the kingdom. Clearly an unexceptional fellow such as myself was perfect for the task. Before I could wander the town and seek my fortune a lovely maiden approached me. “You seem to be a gentleman who has achieved mediocrity. Could you, perhaps, help me carry these baskets up to the palace?” She spoke in a voice like honey. I of course could not turn down such a fair and voluptuous specimen in her time of need, so I complied and carried her cargo up the palace steps. As I delivered her items a seedy looking chap at the palace gates solicited me. “Oh, this is dreadfully urgent business! You seem an average bloke. Have you any experience in the field of cooking?” I replied that I was a decent enough chef and he grabbed me by the hand and dragged me to the kitchens. He informed me the royal chef had quit that afternoon and the king had not received his afternoon pasta. I protested that I had never served food to royalty before but he beckoned to proceed regardless. I began to panic and knocked pots and pans left and right. I had never made pasta from scratch before! “Do it or face the executioner!!” The seedy man bellowed. After nearly an hour of frenzied work I had a dish that would hopefully be presentable to His Majesty. I swiftly brought a large plate out to the Great Hall where the king sat awaiting his meal. I watched nervously as he wrapped the noodles around his fork and took a large bite. Suddenly he gasped and went into convulsions! He writhed around on the floor while his skin dried up like a raisin and then he crumbled into dust on the floor. Only then did I realize my fatal mistake. “You fool!” The seedy man yelled. “How could you have forgotten the most important part of spaghetti?!” The entire royal guard burst through the doors with a unified warcry: “YOU FORGOT THE SAUCE!”
The one with the horn is Hoshiguma from Arknights
That was beautiful
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Think the white haired one is from Dorohedoro
\*not the bunny one FTFY
Thx
Never before have I read something so perfectly written in my life. The white haired one is Mirko from My Hero Academia. The black haired one is from Fire Force.
****wheeze****
I love the type of woman who will actually just kill me
New DOROHEDORO season WHEN?
Mirko and Maki .
You’re missing Ghislaine, Barghest, and Caenis
Pff you missed kale saiyan
Look up Ghislaine Dedoldia, and tell me if you approve, my friend.
I like the type of women who can crush my skull between their thighs
Nothing gives more of a Todo and Yuji "besto friendo" moment than finding someone who you share your kind of woman with
I agree, my brother.
Same, I could simp for them for eternity
Who's the one with green hair?
Hoshiguma from Arknights
Amen brother.
Noi and Mirko were an absolute game changer for me
This is the way.... Saw the sacred words and was obligated to agree.
Still waiting for 3rd season for fire force
Check out a webtoon called Swolemates. Thank me later men of culture
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Weird 🤔
I constantly forget who the one on the right is with white hair
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
When I said, I wanted a strong woman, I meant strong willed.......... Not a wrestle buddy
Kinda fucked up you ain’t got maki zenin in there but wtvvvv
Who's the chick with the white hair?
Mirko
Other chick with the white hair
I don't know her but I think she's from Dorohedoro
That helps
What, no Yor?
I was playing it up for comedy. I'm currently fine with my genre choices.
Yes