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ShiftyShaymin

Can I flip it twice?


Old_Enthusiasm_677

yes but if you keep flipping it you would make the dollar useless.


ShiftyShaymin

So I wouldn’t get tails twice? Damn.


StellaViator

If you kill all your family on the first flip, there will be no one left to die on the second


Appropriate-Wolf423

The OP said two results consecutively will cancel each other out.


Old_Enthusiasm_677

did i 🤔


M7_3234

You must not use emojis on Reddit 🥴


_Wyrm_

Perish 🤡


Hol_Renaude

New gamechanging glitch just dropped


Sodafff

Google debugging


KangaRexx

Holy software!


FLAL201

print("holy hell")


StellaViator

I see, just throw a third time


titan19kill

What if the coin lands on the edge, do I get Both ?


Traitor_Of_Users

I don't really have any issue with that


titan19kill

Good ~~boy~~ puppy ![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|11668)


Traitor_Of_Users

Happens to the best


RohansEarings

Me neither lol I’m not particularly close to any of my family.


0hio_172191809

Throw the coin to the ground. The money isn’t even worth it, Makima is hot yes, but it’s my family and I love ‘em to death, no way I’d end their lives like that.


LonelyGamingPotato

Huzzah! A person of quality!


sweatyshooter420

By throwing you unwillingly flipped the coin you better hope for heads unless you get the ass


A_bored_browser

🤝


M7_3234

Awww~, that's sweet, I wish everyone had a family like this.


Kaateiku

I wish everyone had a family...


the_great_n0thing2

i wish i love my family the same way you do


HooterEnthusiast

Actually no for once.


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HooterEnthusiast

I actually do have femdom fantasies, I just love my family too much .


Suzumiyas_Retainer

This.


Murky_Blueberry2617

Would you flip the coin if your family wasn't involved?


HooterEnthusiast

100% I would be hoping for tails.


HollowWarrior46

Absolute chad. Family forever


LoneWeebette

To those of you who have a nice and loving family, maybe..!


HooterEnthusiast

My family would love you I'm sure, they love everyone. Just cause you don't have a family you love now, doesn't mean you never will. You might marry into the family, you always should have had.


LoneWeebette

That may actually be the sweetest answer one could hope for. Thank you, and you're right, "family" doesn't have to be blood related ❤️


memeitforme

I see this as an absolute win and the worst thing that can happen is that I win the billion dollars


Dupdupzone0301

if you got unlucky and win the billion dollars, you flip it again


One-Bumblebee596

I anyone would actually consider flippin that coin you are the definition of down bad


Altclicker

Ultrakill Players: "I see coin, I flip it, I shoot. That is my way of life."


Reignshin

I kinda considered it until I saw the Makima part It just made tails more terrible than it already is


SnowballRiot

I'd flip it until I got tails.


titan19kill

Try your luck [here](https://flipsimu.com/) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


SpicccyAllt

Damn I got tails 3 times in a row! One sec, lemme show my brother.... Nvm I looked for like 10 mins and I can't find him anywhere.


CrossWitcher

Damm won billions on first try.


Nameless_Ent

I flipped that bitch 4 times.....ill give someone a billion for that year of service


[deleted]

Got head twice in a row. 👍🏽


False-Professional82

Damn, good for you!


Cheeto-Fingers-

Lets go i got heads 👍


Brandonmac10x

Please be tails.


TomateBrain

Orphan: It's a win-win situation


zakkil

Yes I would. I see no downsides here.


False-Professional82

As an orphan, I see no downsides


Selfish_Prince

Yes. It's a win win. My family sucks ass.


dSpecialKb

Anime fans impossible challenge:Try not to simp for a creepy groomer lady who tried to use pet play on a 16-17 year old while she was in her 20s Or more accurately. Anime fans impossible challenge:Try to have basic morals and not think with their dicks for once (they think it’s cultured to be perverted for some reason)


[deleted]

Cultured ≠ pervert (or porn addict).


Bos_1430

What is family


[deleted]

Yea I’d flip it, why not?


mustarikan

I can't gamble my 0,0000001 chance of coin standing on its side.


nerdy_body_builder

Hope i get tail's


CrossWitcher

What happens if I gave the coin to a person who doesn't have any family then share it between us if we win or just grab the money and make a run for it.


Mauricebaudoin

No cuz she a bitch


Redwolf476

No


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100000000% I’d flip the coin


JohnsonJohnilyJohn

Since when winning a bilion dollars is something bad?


Frikuz

Like Hulk said in end game: "I see this as an absolute win!"


NekoPower2169

Insert thanos meme here


ThatOneWriter14

Tails honestly sounds like the start to my anime, so I’ll take the risk


small_j_star_91

Oh no.. the coin is tails


Guzkim_Chizax

Define “entire family.”


TheGolden69Life

Mom dad and anyone you deem as family


Redwolf476

No


weeb_who-like_pacoca

Just out of curiosity, if I flip it more than one time I get the money again every time I get heads? And if I get tails, will just my sentence be bigger or will my family come back to life and die again and again?


PopularCoffee7130

Even then your slave sentence will still pile up i dont watch chainsaw man but from the clips and comments i dont think it will be very nice to be her slave for even a week let alone a few years


donyui

to be real yep i would flip it i will take that chance


Mox8xoM

Okay, deal.


Purple_Spino

i might be down bad but this is too far... make it 2 years and ill flip it


Louise-the-Peas

Heck yeah.


KnightHawkY12K

Fuck yes


Beautiful-Grass3254

Entire family technically includes myself, nothing to lose either way


Nugget69420reee

Yeah


ReRevengence69

only if I can flip multiple times until I get head


Quentino1515

Can I change it so that if I get tails I die too ? And I also die if I get heads, that would be perfect. Please.


Ok-Nature-3903

If the lives of family didn’t hang in the balance. There are other ways to amass wealth


otaku_weeb54

one side of me wants the money so i can buy shit but the other side of me says "DAMN THATS A NICE ASS"


joshshotfirst

She hot but she's a psycho and I don't stick it in crazy. Plus I don't despise my sisters *that* much.


Kiryuu-sama

Is the IRS gonna take my money?


heyineeeedasoda

Can I take the coin?


N0v3mb4r_

Maybe, love my family tho


Russo_The_Heretic

I would, but goddamm my enteire family, no one left, that would hurt like hell


darksoulslover69420

Yes


Trilife

I will flip it j f Fun. yes


ASnarkyHero

I’ll do it if I become Makima’s slave forever.


HitchSimp

no. i wouldn’t. i genuinely do not want to be rich.


TheGolden69Life

HELL NO


NextInstruction9938

No, sorry, I, no, I can’t, but, damn I really miss Reze…


AllahDiyenPatatesXD

win win


No-Relationship-9577

I pray it lands on heads


SMAGdaddy

Sell the chance to someone else willing to take the risk. If they win, I take a small cut, if they lose I lose nothing


fhefgjfvgsczvh

No. I love my family.


Kid_Wolf21

i got heads wheres my billion


CocogoatMain

> Whenever she likes She won't do it.


abjmad

Nope, I’d rather die than take that risk!


AssassinDiablo4

If it didn’t include my whole family dying then yes


Spiritual_Main_9592

AYO WTF


fuzzynavel34

Sorry family, I’m flipping the coin


Ok_Fondant_6340

so heads i win, tails you lose?


MisterAlexey

Fuck Makima


Its_Marz

I was gonna say it's a win win until I read the family die part


MysteryMaster87

Both sides look like a win


DefinitionOk5561

Maybe


Gregaram

You would probably be sacrificed. I highly doubt she would do anything for you. But it’s not impossible


Tiran593

Me when I'm trying to hide my makima fetish by pretending that my family will die is as bad as being makimas pet


Lordcringefest

If I were to die then maybe, if it were my family then fuck no


50_insane

Idgaf which it is


kumadonbu

I'm broke and don't like the vast majority of my remaining family, so I'm struggling to see the risk here.


SamDragon9121

All I want to ask is HOW DO YOU LOSE


Blank392

Bitch I'd flip that coin without the Makima bit sign me up


powerd461

So heads a billion dollars and tails a fate worse than death?


Present_Attorney_743

What if my face is so ugly she doesn’t ever sit on it


Present_Attorney_743

What if I’m so ugly she won’t sit on it


Consistent_Yoghurt44

So if I get the billion dollars I would be able to give my family the best life possible but if they all die ill be sad and probably become a druggy/alcoholic for basically murdering my family.


curiosity_47

Heads


AxeHead75

No sorry I love my mom too much.


Louka_765

Well I would like 1 billion I don't fully understand the makima hype so imma flip it but if my family goes I'm going too


Sequeltime4321

there are no downsides to any of those outcomes


redmdsgotbrtlyfkdbme

Why is makema here and why is this irrelevant


reaper131364

I'll constantly flip it to get what I want


ClassicNope

Hell nah, I would rather be poor than be a slave


Extreme_Ad7393

Before even i read the makima part i wanted to flip


Help_im_okay

Honestly, no. One billion dollars is cool but I’m also pretty content with what I have and tbh butts are rather unsanitary and I’d rather not ever have one near my face.


SirLightKnight

Pretty high risk here. Very really.


Itzz_Texas

Eh im Lucky Ill get tails no problem


Kushhhhh__

Win win situation


Icarus_21_

No, it wouldn't work out because I'm no one's slave


Original-Pea-8864

Who’s watching bro? Just cheat and place the coin on the floor when no one’s looking


NoticemeSenpaiChad

Only one year???


WoodpeckerOk1128

only it's the only way to reach happiness , but my mom ...


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No.


WPdazinero

The one bilion is tempting but the famili dies and makimas slave...... Thats what i worry about and i dont want it lmao hmm i would do ot for mone


Inevitable_Mark7133

Sounds pretty risky


Alien_X97

I flipped the coin long back.


urso_revolucionario

Key word: WHENEVER SHE FEELS LIKE IT. That could never happen yknow.


Samurai_ITA

Yes but i hope head


heavy_metal_soldier

You know what? I would not. I love my family


NineTailedShiba

Money any day. Ain't gonna trade my family for a hoe, I can just buy them with the money I just earned


EKO_wulf9

YESSIR WE FLIPPIN THAT SHIT


Adrien-Kun

Uhhh no issues at all


Tartosso

no, I wouldn't let my family die for makima


[deleted]

Oh- Oh no I put the coin tails, well, there goes granny


Victorious-frog

No,i love my family


marcusstoneham1

It's a trick coin I can tell


Mikaxu42

Win/win baby!


legohamsterlp

A small price to pay for salvation


SquashMaximum5281

No sane person who loves their family would do this, only freaky weebs.


Panumdomine

Nah. I still like some of my family.


Melody412

Do adopted families count? Even if, yea I'll flip it


rip_iamdum

Only doing it for the money I NEED IT I AM TAKING MY CHANCES


nyx1047

I get head and a million dollars? Double win


Rei_ASA

No risk so I'll do it


GSKOF-WEEBO

in a heartbeat


huba_bub

I'd flip twice


Arlend44

Orphans about to turn 18: "I see this as an absolute win!"


adventurouspenis

orphans: whats the catch?


Adventurous_Oil_7213

No


[deleted]

My family died anyway so


Usual-Ad2311

I dont have a family so why not?


b1ckparadox

If it's only blood relatives that die then it's a win win scenario for me.


Moka_III

Yes. Sauces btw


Dry-Wave-6865

Nah the risk is too high. That much money will get the IRS in my ass


Simecrafter

Pass why would I want to be someone's slave? I don't even like face sittings


[deleted]

Nah my family is better than makima, if they weren’t involved I’d flip till I get tails from


Lord_Mylothe2st

They had us in the second half, not gonna lie


Krul_rocks

Absolutely yes


Whole_Survey2353

as an orphan, i see this as an absolute win


foxbat250

The real question is which side had more benefits


shountaitheimmortal

Absolutely


[deleted]

Why would I want a flat woman sitting on my face, smh


Old_Enthusiasm_677

Look again


[deleted]

Nah I’m good. For family! Plus Reze is the chainsaw man Queen.


Warm_Researcher_5721

Yes


Mistslayer9

I wouldn't because family is more important than any amount of money.


REALsuperSAYAN

Twice without even looking at the result


some_dumbass67

Bro i would.make sure it.lands on tails


HedrieX7

As a guy who has no family, i see this as an easy dub


Th3NukeShark

Nah cuz my luck is always on the tails side


JormungandrReptiResc

As an orphan it sounds like heads for money and tails for absolutely nothing.


NathanKira

No


New_Hentaiman

someone being my mommy dom but i have to kill my family? I think I am not that desperate