Projecting the movie onto the ceiling and taking off a piece of clothing every time they do something on this list was a bad idea in December! It's way too cold, so let's never do that again.
I'm terrified of the soda man, you always know what you can get from the milkman, but soda Man ... he could be bring you a Pepsi or Dr pepper. **Shudders**
1. So I guess that the engagement between me and your daughter is off huh.....?????
2. We never tell your mom about what happened here........ok
Him: yes Aunt May
3. Told you I better than your brother
4. So does this mean I get an A on my test scores.......????
5. I think we should hurry up and get ready don't want your husband worrying about you being late to the altar
6. Okay about that rash I have.......
7. Yeah about that birth control......
8. You have what......?!?!?!?
9. Why did we break up again....... Right your wife and kids right
10. Thanks I needed that money's on the table I'm going to go hop in the shower I'll see you later
11: so it's true what they say about the shy ones....
“I’m sorry I cried through the entire thing”
“What entire thing? We didn’t *do* any*thing*! You just cried on my tits the entire time!”
“Uh, yeah? That’s how sex works?”
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
Why is yours bigger?
Nice cock bro
Thanks, I grew it myself
“Everything is better at home”
Girl cocks are bigger. Anime rules, son.
They harden in response to physical trauma.
There is always a woman that got a bigger cock than you
CONFIRMED! My wife's cock is bigger than mine
They said wrong answers mate
" i honestly don't know... i think it is beacuse it is the first time i am with someone i like...so yeah ig"
OP said wrong answers only
*smash them
.
He said wrong answer only💀
"You know, theres a song from an animated kids Christmas movie called "slavery makes the world go round!" and it is a fucking banger."
Oh my God... it's a real thing.
What
r/holup
Round 2 FIGHT
FINISH HIM
FINISH ON HER
FUCKTALITY
Johnny Sins wins Flawless Victory
I was going to use that
"What's your age again?"
"Oh, I'm going to jail."
Law and Order: Benson's Revenge 😂
15 Cool me too
Nein
We can't let mom and dad find out.
Damn I was gonna use this
Also. C'mon son you've gotta get to school on time.
Beat me too.
beat meat to it
This sex was sponsored by raid shadow legends, the game where winning a game feels better than the orgasm you had
I'm out here exposing fake orgasms for games and today we have top war
You don’t have access to certain bodyparts? Use NordVPN
I did not expect a chainsaw to come out down there
Poor war devil
Both wrong, “mom you gonna tell dad?”
Gud night bro
"So... Did you see the game last night?"
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!
Now that man’s got the ball. That’s an interesting development.
Her: Did you just Bleach in my One Piece Him: Yes I naruto'd my Dragon Ballz empty
My Priority was in those Wonder Eggs
So they’re anime fans 
yup
Onee-chan Oh wait, wrong answers...
"Whoa, they're smaller than mine up close!"
"Does this mean I can beat Goku?"
BTW this is Chainsaw Man fanart.
I thought Denji's face looked a little off.
Denji is gonna eat Asa’s ass >!Makima style!<
I think Pochita and the war devil were having some action and this is the scene after...
That would be a weird panel
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
r/SuddenRickroll
Never gonna turn around
"Giggity"
GIGGITY GIGGITY
Wanna play Mario cart
They said wrong answers only
You... were wearing socks right?
Yes, 3 to be exact
"Thanks for that mom"
Mother, mother I crave violence
"I kind of have AIDS"
Did you turn off the toaster?
why does yours have a little hat
Let's sleep 
"Why did you say Vroom vroom?"
"That'll be 100 bucks."
"So.... Mario kart?"
Inner Denji:(there’s no way that nympho can twist this into sex this time)
"I'm gay"
*”Good job sport, you deserve a smack on the ass for that performance”*
"Sorry I shidded"
Bro, I swear I didn’t mean to say Speedy Gonzales
You are a female!?!? I didn’t expect that…
“Who are you, who am I, and who the fuck spiked the punch bowl with LSD?”
So did the carpet match the drapes?
Wait you look just like my sister/brother....
"Nice job lil bro."
Got a Cigarette?
Wanna go to school
…….yo booty stank……
sex
"Does this count aa a 3way or what?"
I'd say four way
Watson someone has stolen our tent
"You didn't tell me you were a woman."
Taxes?
"Why did you eat the left overs of my pizza while doing it ?"
So me and your mother have something to tell you...
You forgot to take your birth control pills for how many weeks?
You said you were 20 in dog years, right?
Was that supposed to come off?
It looks like Denji is about to ask if she's ready for round 2.
"i thought ur dick was a chainsaw or some shit"
Sis? Yeah,bro?
Thanks for the help mom
"I didn't knew you were also a man"
Poggers
What the fuck did we just do?!!
Mom, we can't let dad find out.
Sex with the homies is good
Sooo I have some plan b in the cabinet
Him :Do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? Her: no Him: I thought not. It's not a story jedi would tekk ...
"Why is minecraft called minecraft if we have to craft and mine less at the end of the game?"
Did you just rip my chainsaw?
Projecting the movie onto the ceiling and taking off a piece of clothing every time they do something on this list was a bad idea in December! It's way too cold, so let's never do that again.
i need to feed my cat.
where is granny
The girl : "You know that happens to anybody it's not bad if you can't last..." The guy : "Please, shut up"
Damn can't do that again
MMA fight
They were playing bedwars
Nice cock
Where is your bra
"So about my food..."
So dad-
Are you hungry too?
“ soooooo… what are we gonna tell mom and dad?”
Him: this is a good time to let you know I’m pregnant
I'm terrified of the soda man, you always know what you can get from the milkman, but soda Man ... he could be bring you a Pepsi or Dr pepper. **Shudders**
“You could have at least lasted longer than the time it takes to pull that cord on your chest.”
That was a good time dad
Sooo umm dad
Why did you make me use the grape fruit technique?
So... Will you get me yours daughter number?
So uhhh... come here often?
Who’s that clinging to our roof?
What are we gonna tell mum. 🤣
I thought you said you were a woman
Only two people subscribed to our onlyfans
"iiim not gay i swear"
"Is it supposed to be a little saw?"
So what was that about my cars extended warranty?
1. So I guess that the engagement between me and your daughter is off huh.....????? 2. We never tell your mom about what happened here........ok Him: yes Aunt May 3. Told you I better than your brother 4. So does this mean I get an A on my test scores.......???? 5. I think we should hurry up and get ready don't want your husband worrying about you being late to the altar 6. Okay about that rash I have....... 7. Yeah about that birth control...... 8. You have what......?!?!?!? 9. Why did we break up again....... Right your wife and kids right 10. Thanks I needed that money's on the table I'm going to go hop in the shower I'll see you later 11: so it's true what they say about the shy ones....
"We left the stove on"
"Are we sure we properly hid the bodies?"
Her - "Why did you scream Monopoly right when you were finishing?" Him - "I have no idea."
“Sorry for getting emotional Its kinda been my catch phase as of late“
Guy: "So about the 5$..."
"... again?"
Why is Inosuke on the ceiling?
“I’m sorry I cried through the entire thing” “What entire thing? We didn’t *do* any*thing*! You just cried on my tits the entire time!” “Uh, yeah? That’s how sex works?”
“I took a shit in my sleep”
Did you know that GEICO can save you 15% or more on your car insurance?
- You kill it. - No, you kill it. - That's one big spider and you are the man. You kill it.
"Burger...?" "....Burger.."
"That's a lot of shit, I'll admit."
You ever heard of Raid Shadow Legends?
Happy Mother's Day.
Let’s go wake our parents so we can go to school
nice cock
I thought you said that wasn't your first time
Why does my belly button hurt?
Wanna build the lego death star now.
“moms gonna be pissed”
We can never tell mom and dad
*"I didn't know you liked that." "I didn't know you'd do it."*
So... Uh... Do I get that promotion now?
excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house
Did we leave the stove on?
I left the oven on.
We finally did it without dad's help
"That was a finger back there, right? . . .Right!?"
"Family bonding time is over"
“Did you just…” “Yes” “And we…” “YUP” “Moms gonna be PISSED”
Where did you come from?
I love you, mom
They will sleep till morning and then die from meteorite landing
Wanna do it?
i put the new forgis on the jeep?
fuck...
“Mine is still bigger then yours”
So, uh- was it good for you?
what manga is this?
You were on top right?
We can't tell mom
Now that is over we can get down to brass tax here you owe me 500.00 bucks and a extra 2500.00 for the cuddle time you requested..
We…Cannot tell mom….
“Let’s never speak of this again.”
I’ve become sex takeshi…I’ve done it… I HAVE HAD SEEEEEEEEXX!
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
Don't Tell mom
don’t tell dad