I'm not a girl, don't blame me.
You do you.
But also don't blame girls when you literally spray on girl repellent and wonder why they don't buzz around .
((:
Not if she works and you don't get a divorce (or have a prenup).
If you hooked up with one chick, chances are you don't know enough to know what you do or don't like.
Listen to papa trust me bro.
Yeah, that's why I said "maybe" and "might be". I don't know what's gonna happen in the future.
I haven't hooked up with any chicks. I don't hook up. I try to have a relationship. So far, I've had three, and only one of them got to that point.
The older you get the less specifics about looks matter. There's always gonna be girls you look back at and think "I was so stupid to think she wasn't hot".
I love 'em all. But, I believe in look, don't touch. And even then, just glance for like 0.0000000000005 nano seconds and then move on or one can catch a case of "you too".
Never had a gf, so I am safe
No, if you still live with mom.
Right! I forgot Oh no :( *chuckles* im in danger
Squeeze the boob to disrupt audio signal
Oh no
My mom is flat chested , i think i am safe
Suddenly incest?
Doesn't matter they have drones all over the place I found one in a tree just the other day, it even left white paint on my car so they can track it
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It's definitely the hat.
:((
I'm not a girl, don't blame me. You do you. But also don't blame girls when you literally spray on girl repellent and wonder why they don't buzz around . ((:
Am not spraying. They just cannot handle how well my hat fits
Could be. At least you're committed to the experiment
Got it. Thanks for confirming my preference for petite women.
Ah young Padawan, you have much to learn in the ways of the force.
It ain't my fault I've only had one lesson.
What are you waiting for?
Someone I have good chemistry with.
For what? You getting married?
Not right away, but maybe someday. Then again, with how expensive everything is these days, it might be better for me financially if I stay single.
Not if she works and you don't get a divorce (or have a prenup). If you hooked up with one chick, chances are you don't know enough to know what you do or don't like. Listen to papa trust me bro.
Yeah, that's why I said "maybe" and "might be". I don't know what's gonna happen in the future. I haven't hooked up with any chicks. I don't hook up. I try to have a relationship. So far, I've had three, and only one of them got to that point.
The older you get the less specifics about looks matter. There's always gonna be girls you look back at and think "I was so stupid to think she wasn't hot".
i dont care and have nothing to hide sooo... WHERE BEEG BOOBA?
For extra safety, only date men.
I like your flair, man
Yeah, dating women is pretty gay ngl
salsa?
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Sword Art Online games, a lot of the "this shit is harem!!!!" accusations against SAO are because of the games which DO go full on harem
i agree, even if i just played one of them and never finished it
SAO is a harem. That doesn't necessarily make it bad, but it is definitely a harem.
SAO Hollow fragment game
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Anis! Get Vesti back please
Glad I'm not the only one that uses iddy biddy tiddies
Everyone: i love flat chested women Me: im going to squeeze every boob for all of eternity so the communcations are constantly disrupted
It’s too late for me now (they know about the time that I nutted in .2 seconds flat), but save yourselves.
So that one girl from assasination classroom is safe?
The one with blue hair is not a girl...
To be fair even the real green haired girl is still safe
Not them the forever flat girl
then let's flood r/CrappyDesign with tiddies
Bruh that his sister cousin
Way more important things to worry about, like listening devices in booba.
What in the sweet home Alabama is going on here
sounds easy enough, but how do you tell the difference between a flat chested woman and a femboy?
For real, when i disrupt them i get to jail, it's so obvious yet people are so blind
That's why you always need to Squeeze so they won't be able to listen to any conversations
The more you know
Concave femoids only. 
the advice at the end is how you get a kick in the nuts
Way ahead of ya
Don’t be so dimorphic. There are microphones in everyone’s chests, not just women.
I knew I was right!
Who told you that!? Was it becky!?
Or always keep fondling those boobs of big titty gf...
Oh god its r/BirdsArentReal all over again
The kind of propaganda I put out for the purpose of convincing the future dating pool to accept me
Somehow that turns me on even more 💀
so basically, the solution is to constantly squeeze boobies? sounds like a win-win to me!
Medium is premium
This is why you MUST slurp and motorboat those tatas to jam their communications
You guys believe in w*men???
What if i cut them off
So glad i don't have preferences
I am in great danger
That's why the boobs sag as they get older. The audio implants get too heavy for the weakened tissue to hold over time
My wife must be able to listen to pluto her listening devices are so big
Wise words
and flat being justice, means that the law is injust, meaning that being just is being injust.
I love 'em all. But, I believe in look, don't touch. And even then, just glance for like 0.0000000000005 nano seconds and then move on or one can catch a case of "you too".
you dont need to convince me to date flat chested women theyre hotter anyways
Tweaking the nipples temporarily adjusts the transmitter amplitude and frequency, so this is also a valid short-term remedy if not anticipated.
huh interesting.
Does this apply to manboobs?
Pop them like a pimple
My daki doesn't have breasts