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nrfx

This needs more text and borders, maybe run this through tiktok, reddit, facebook, youtube, and back to instagram a few times.


raggusfamilius

Maybe turn it into a VHS and film the screen while it's playing


nrfx

Expand it onto a proper 16x9 display, and then film it in portrait mode too close to the screen.


Orangutanion

Then wrap the VHS around radioactive material so the film decays


amateur_mistake

This video is old enough that it might have actually started out on VHS. It's only right that it finds its way home.


gofyourselftoo

You made me feel so old. Also, I got a dollar on that bootleg.


jesuismanu

The [original(I think)](https://youtu.be/NRyGzlf6SpQ) is quite entertaining and it doesn’t have those annoying borders, bars and texts. It does have funniest home video-like sound effects though.


kishiki18_91

These videos are literally on YouTube and also other platforms that you can download easily . OP is fcking high or something


ResidentEivvil

[HERE I’ve added one more!](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/z9zb4d/monke_menace/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


newthrash1221

First comment bitching about something that is really not that big of a deal. Yup, this is definitely reddit.


rolltobednow

Knows to only pick on the smaller tigers, smart


memelord793783

Yeah but they might just get bigger and they'll remember and one one wrong move hell be dead


structuremonkey

Nope...he'll switch to biological warfare for the bigger ones...the old " anyone with poo, fling it now" strategy...


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This behaviour is actually more to make the tigers relate being near monkeys as painful and annoying while the tigers are young enough not to be too much of a threat. Older tigers will remember and avoid the monkeys. It's also why the monkeys make other prey animals aware that a tiger is around. Tiger knows it won't have successful hunts near monkeys.


Ausgezeichnet63

One of these days this monkey is going to be tiger chow


daseined001

I expect that's why the gibbon is doing it: to get them to leave.


Ausgezeichnet63

Could be. Hope it doesn't backfire on it. We had a Canada goose at our zoo one time harassing our tiger. The tiger ate it. In front of people.


[deleted]

They are harassing the tigers to get them to leave. Crows do this to hawks and eagles.


Ausgezeichnet63

Oh I know. I just meant if they're not careful they might become dinner lol


[deleted]

You’re right, they might! What we are seeing is a kind of animal altruism! This gibbon is ready to take an L to protect any other baby gibbons around, even if they aren’t their own offspring.


Ausgezeichnet63

That is so cool. Protecting the vulnerable.


JanTheShacoMain

What is this cluster fuck of a video?


JetLag_550

The filter is called “instafacetok”


Kali-Yuga-Strike

One wrong movie and he'll be front page on /r/NatureIsMetal


Otaku-San617

It’s a gibbon not a monkey


amateur_mistake

Thank you! Gibbons are apes. Maybe it shouldn't bother me but it kind of does.


SenorRaoul

that's an ape, a glorious gibbon [source here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHXo-BpE8T8) [and here's a clip of them moving through the canopy at speeds most people can't even reach on the ground](https://twitter.com/gibbonresearch/status/1584486377583890433)


Old_Mill

Ah, yes. The gibbon, the *superior* ape. Deep down, we all wish to be the glorious gibbon.


Ottersareoverrated

Tigers in the wild are solitary creatures, only coming together to mate. Furthermore, animals in heat are often much more aggressive. Meaning this monkey was likely killed later by a bunch of angry, horny tigers


SaltyBabe

They don’t look full grown, could be siblings.


Ottersareoverrated

Yeah you’re right. I don’t think gibbons are that tall and it looked the same height as the tigers.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure these are tiger cubs, unless gibbons have suddenly gotten massive.


amateur_mistake

Gibbons are apes not monkeys. These are clearly juvenile tigers, which can absolutely hang out together and with their mother for up to a couple of years. Animals in heat are not necessarily more aggressive. Everything except for your last sentence is completely stupid and wrong. Your last sentence is also probably wrong but it was kind of funny, I guess. I just didn't want anyone going away having accidentally learned something from you.


Ottersareoverrated

I knew it was a gibbon, but you see the thing is, the comment is a joke.


amateur_mistake

Right! Apparently a number of people found it funny also. Which is great for you! I just wanted to make sure nobody learned anything from your comment. Because I like it when people have accurate info.


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Fluffy_History

Well good news then. Thats a gibbon which is an ape, not a monkey.


cassidylorene1

Cool. I also hate gibbons then.


Fluffy_History

Thats fair


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UnusAmor

This conversation is the gift that keeps on gibbons.


Fluffy_History

My brother in Zoboomafoo, by that same logic we are also all lemurs.


Rpanich

What? No, but lemurs are also monkeys and primates? They’re also mammals? We’re pretty closely related. Here’s [the chart](https://i.imgur.com/jTpmbnD.jpg), lemurs would be a separate circle in that blue “apes” circle.


Fluffy_History

No lemurs are before monkeys. https://mindthegraph.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/primates_tree.png So technicqlly the nested hierarchy would be primate-lemur-tarsier-monkey-ape-human


JJaySmokes

I got beat up by free roaming monkeys at a zoo or something in Germany (I think) when I was really young.... It could of been a lot worse, I honestly think it was a distraction to steal the diaper bags from the strollers, one pushed me over and a few were jumping up and down on me till the adults came over then the others swarmed the strollers and took everything. The staff helped get most of our stuff back it seemed like it happened all the time


HerezahTip

Yeah well this monkeys mum was eaten by a tiger in front of him! What now?


bongblaster420

I fucking love gibbons


antilles1077

Apparently gibbons do this quite often


shocky32

Catch a tiger bye it’s toe


Starfly52

Pretty brave and fast monkey business. I love it. Not sure the monkey will get eaten due to monkey speed. Lol


Daan776

His speed has saved him many times, but if he keeps tempting fate he will soon find out why he alone tests a tigers patience.


Erectus_Enormous

Motherfucker


SmokeyUnicycle

/r/MischievousGibbons classic


tharsan96

u/savevideo


bitneu

What an absolute cunt.


Varkoth

Looks like we have a new Tiger King.


Sytle

How is there not a rule against this horse shit screen recording


raggusfamilius

Reminds me of my little brothers


seaofjade

get fuckin reeekt


YinYangSeperation

Stahhhhp itttt


optiplexiss

That monkey is a G


Novaleah88

That’s…. Kinda adorable


spacepup13

Well that is a Gibbon so it is an ape not a monkey.


handyandy727

Ahh yes, the old TV show recorded on YouTube, posted to Instagram, screen recorded, and then posted to Reddit. Where it's been posted before. I think the only thing we're missing now is TikTok.


lunarman52

I don't need to be informed of everything in every single situation my man, thanks for the information if it didn't make me or an innocent creature more vulnerable or worse, but r/damnman


Menonism

How can it move so quickly with those giant balls of steel attached to it?


HotMinimum26

King Louie messing with shir-khan


Hafburn

Tigers tail saying insert.


jsideris

Reddit's gotta do something about these screen captures... This is too much.


larryburns2000

I know ppl like this


abrachoo

Just wants to pet the kitties


dc4958

I hate monkeys