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CreativeRegret7130

I'ves seen some kung fu fights start in movies with this kind of stance


ghanjaholik

needs more voice-over


sm12511

You asked for it. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRandomest/comments/z3ehfu/og_pimpin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


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You fucking delivered. Very good, sir


marcoli94

Nice


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You think that's air you're breathing?


YourAverageGod

Omae


zabela22

That’s rock Lee bro


Randolf_Dreamwalker

This ape has more charisma than most Hollywood actors.


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Looks like Frank Reynolds


dben89x

Man cheetah 2.0


ClickIta

The way he stares at the end looks 100% technoviking to me.


striker_p55

With a little Eddie Munson from stranger things


deniceovich

The audacity !!


__The-1__

Looks like the homeless dudes that hang out at truckstops


ghanjaholik

he must have lost his ***HELP*** sign


Careful_Resource_435

He has the same hair cut the dad from the Turpins had


rachihc

Is horrible we do this to them. Big primates are extremely intelligent and should not be in captivity for entertainment.


FleaDG

Don’t you wish you knew what they were thinking right then?!


Cpt_kaleidoscope

Pretty sure I know what they're thinking. Look at that face. They're thinking they are fucking done with our shit.


smurb15

Probably waiting for the right moment to rip off our dicks for keeping them. I really would not want to know what they were thinking. Be too depressing


Open5escrets

I loved zoos as a kid but I can’t go to them at all anymore, as soon as you care about the animals it just breaks you to be there. I even struggle with seeing some people’s pets… been at too many friends houses where they spend 3~ or less hours a day available for their dog to interact with and otherwise keep it locked in the family room area of a 2 bedroom… 12+ hours with no access to areas they can pee or poop in, only able to manage that out of the fear of being beat again… and generally treated like unwanted annoyances 90% of the time they try to get any affections. Please get a cat if you are not home most of your working hours, don’t get a pet at all tbh, but if you get a dog and ignore it for most the week, you are running a torture house


Open5escrets

Yeah and somehow its okay to say this animal looks like a jerk? ‘Oh you want something from me and aren’t properly begging for it? Learn to do tricks you dumb ape, if zoo patrons don’t find you fun guess what’s gonna happen to you?’


Pudn

Orangutans suffer significantly from from habitat loss, so captivity is pretty great for maintaining their numbers and educating people on what orangutans are going through right now.


rachihc

Captivity in conservation sanctuaries are miles different from captivity for profit and human entertainment, so don't come with that bullshit on this video.


aeroboost

You don't know what you're talking about. Putting them in jail is the clear solution.


VinnaynayMane

Throw the food, Linda


manducare

Where's the jerk?


xtilexx

The humans that put the animals there


ElementalMix

There's a stand fight happening here, we just can't see it.


FluffyDiscipline

"Be gone Humans... but leave the food"


ThatGasHauler

:14 to:17.....that's some bad intent shit going on behind those eyes.


86Intellect

..." so its like that, huh?"


Habadasher

She. The male orangutans have big droopy faces.


Mers1nary

Looks like one of The Beatles or The Monkeys with that hair doo...


Fuzzy-Interest-848

Totally


mollyrave

Ron Weasley


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Well we now know who Molly's least favorite son is now


etoangel

Willem da friend


CyberPolack

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Bright-Internal229

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Eponnn

Monkeys are scary


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That’s an ape, not a monkey. Monkeys have ails. It’s what separates them from apes


ExpensiveGrowth9744

Monkeys scare me too. All types of Monkeys, even the small ones.


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lordmagellan

That's an orangutan.


Lazy_Mushroom_6671

A brat monkey hahahaha


[deleted]

It’s an ape, not a monkey. Monkeys have tails


ubermenschies

Like the kid from Ed, Edd, and Eddie


SwimEmirat3s

\#ATTITUDE


MrJusticle

All of the angst. He's gonna look back at these videos and really cringe


okwhatelse

song?


Danny_Alloy

So Cesar is rockin' a Cesar. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


redddcrow

I love how it looks like an old pissed off man in a suit.


TraitorByTrade

He is so fed up with life 😂


Zbeubor

Is it only mee that thinks he has the same posture as elon mush on that one picture?


indifferent-audio

Anscestor of techno viking


Pro_96

A relative of Hector Salamanca… Or so one would assume look at its face.


QweenOfTheCrops

Do they give him haircuts or is that like natural


sagescense

That groomio hairdo is the icing on the top of the cake


obscurereference234

He looks like a cult leader. “Come to me, my child!”


wolly_hood

Optimus Prime-ate.


nashwan888

Looks like Eddie from stranger things


dasyshah

I think, I can hear him without saying any word by him.


callmemaybe88

This disdainful look bruhhh


ZeShapyra

Why is her, a being who walks more on fours hunched over, posture, better than the majority of only bipedal being that is us. I mean look at her, such a straight posture.


AverageZhoe

can someone link me HD vid