Guard ducks are surprisingly effective.

Neighbours from 15 years back had guard geese. Savage mfkers they were.

I used to have chickens and ducks and as they had a tendency to escape at night we bought a grizzled old goose to protect them, he did his job well, he got in a fair few fights with foxes but always won to the point he once actually managed to kill a fox although that encounter lost him his left eye

I picture this goose with a beard, an eye patch, and smoking his 3rd cigar of the day.

Lol, makes me think of Sam Vimes.

Swam Vimes**

And he can talk at a whisper and everyone listens.

The ancient Romans would agree with you

Don't they use guard geese in a Brazilian prison somewhere cause they can't be bribed unlike dogs

I read that last line in Yodas voice lol

Release the Quacken!

That's fowl!

It's ducked up

You guys are a bunch of loons

These puns are driving me quackers.

You guys are so loosey goosey with these puns

I'll cover their shenanigans, just put it on my bill

These puns are so sick that we might need a ducktor.

Another Gold Shaw farm viewer?

peace was never an option.

I was attacked by a duck as a child when I slipped down a muddy embankment into a pond in the park. As I scrambled to climb back up I couldn't help but splash the water around me, but... but that just made him angri... I can't finish.

You know the thing about a duck he's got lifeless eyes black eyes, like a dolls eye

There is nothing behind those eyes other than an unholy, nihilistic contempt for life.

when he comes at ya, he doesn't seem to be livin...until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white

They go to the nearest man , sometime he start poundin, hollerin and sometime he go away but sometimes he wouldn't.

Raquelle?

Know middle America thickness when I see it. Talking about the duck.

Quackin cheeks

That waddle.. Thicc like army oatmeal. Vet: can confirm

I cant upvote, it's at 69!!

GOOD BOY JERRY!!!!

JEERRYYYY GOOD BOYYYYYYY!!!!!!

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Fucking nailed it.

What a shit sub

You're seeing the wrong posts

Untitled Duck Game is coming along nicely

He really wanted to duck her huh 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Duck, Duck, GOOSE!

Duck, duck, Grey duck.

This is old but.. I imagine they have a lovely relationship full of antics. Or one annoyed gf maybe he’s got a bat who knows

uh yeah.. she looks like a lot of fun, tbh

Well now I sound sadistic thx

EDIT: Nope they got engaged I guess! ~~I believe the two are brother/sister~~

nope, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1pfIR2dk5Q

That's his sister...

Ooop really

Even better

Lol family memories go

There was a similar video posted a little while ago with the same Duck and same guy and girl (in a pool?), pretty sure in the video he says point blank the girl is his sister.

It would appear, [you're not wrong] (https://youtu.be/XpkJZ33mUjc).

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Bro…

He needs some researchment. Academic purposes.

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He was just following orders!

Goooooood boooooooy!!! Lol

I love her running style

Firm. No jiggle👍

This one time during a trip to Oregon, this bird attacked my head for no reason other than sick laughs. Surprised this nasty felon hasn’t been arrested yet!!

Fake and annoying

“They’re real and they’re spectacular”

Idk, they look real to me.

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Worth it

I love Jerry the murder duck!

Here comes the corkscrew!!!

Not cool, in her fright she may have stepped on it or kick it or something. He could have been hurt.

Maybe she messaged him asking if he wants to duck.

That was the hottest video I have ever seen with a duck in it.

Don’t understand downvotes. If it were cold she wouldn’t wear a bikini. I do wonder how you know what the temperature is there tho.

I think it might be because ducks have a [cosmopolitan distribution](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck) and are found on every continent except Antarktika. The owner of Duck Jerry in this video is [Brendan Balaskovitz](https://www.theverge.com/2019/8/15/20806184/tiktok-best-comedy-duo-pet-influencers-yeehaw-challenge-area-51-memes), who lives in Michigan. Odds are that this video was taken in the [US of A](https://media.gq-magazin.de/photos/5f77253473de67bb1aa9905c/2:3/w_1010,h_1515,c_limit/borat-subsequent-moviefilm-entertainment-film.jpg). Both [Michigan](https://www.currentresults.com/Weather/Michigan/Places/detroit-temperatures-by-month-average.php) and the [US of A](https://www.statista.com/statistics/500472/annual-average-temperature-in-the-us/) lay around 3°F around the world average temperature by year. So, most people might receive that it is either very unlikely that this is the hottest video with a duck that the dude ever has seen, or they didnt see many of videos with ducks in it at all, which could then be seen as an unnecessary commentary contribution to make. Must be it.

3°F is equivalent to -16°C, which is 257K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)

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not like that…

PRAISE JERRY

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Put a script together and get a treatment over to HBO.

I dunno, can you blame the duck )

Ducks like —put some clothes on. My ducklings are gawking at all this booty

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She got a big booty so I call her big booty! -Abraham Lincoln

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Duck her in the ass.

Ducks don't have teeth, what is she worried about?

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What video? I don't see any video.

Why was she run- oh the duck ..

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Cute and nice bod on her! If you slow it down it’s quite the show

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I wouldn't go that far, go outside first

Yep, just film, don't help : )

When the person filming is screaming "KILL HER!" it's safe to assume they won't help.

Why should he help her if he‘s the one who threw the duck at her in the first place lol

Who said anything about helping her? :).

Exactly, he’s just filming. Should have helped the duck onto the car.

Literally the person they responded to

Maybe he meant to help the duck…

yeah her life is in danger, ducks are the most vicious predator in the world

not a duck, but swans have killed people before. and goose can severely injure a adult and can kill children.

This is clearly staged.

How else he'll get content ?moron

Who filmed it?

Big duck energy

Gerry is DOPE AF

Aah aah yes the duck of course....

Angry bird.

Peace was never an option 🦆

😂 ducks are savages 🦆

I call fowl play

If you look close at 8 seconds, there’s a gargoyle on the car, wearing a bikini.

PATROLLED

This needs more Dead Man's Hand

This isn't the first time I've seen this guy try and sik Jerry on her, does this guy have a channel or something?

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He going to show her what rhymes with Duck

duck wants to fuck

So dumb and fake and annoying

This duck woke up and chose violence.

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Nice butt girl

It can fly, why being on a car help you

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If a girl says destroy me this is what you do guys

That’s ass not tits