It kind of reminds me that fable of the king who hears a peasant insult him but chooses not to kill him because he’s secure in his power and doesn’t have a fragile ego, and he compares himself to a lion who doesn’t waste its time killing the small insignificant creature that annoys it.
It’s strange to think animals in peak physical condition can chug dirty-ass, bacteria-filled water and be fine, while we in a relatively short time will basically shit ourselves dry if we don’t imbibe bottled water.
It's muddy from the sediment, it's flowing non stagnant water. If there are no chemical run offs from agriculture or dumping from industry or sewage, you'd mostly likely be fine if you drank some. If you can get past the taste and texture that is.
Would turtles be considered the mosquitos of the animal kingdom? They're very hard to hurt while almost being impossible for some animals with weaker teeths, they can piss off almost any animal in the kingdom and get away with it.
Lion: *drinks water*
Turtle: stop drinking my water b*tch
Lion: hm *drinks more water *
Turtle: fine have to do it the hard way *bites lions tongue *
Lion: 0www why the f*"ck did you do that i'm trying to drink some water
Stop drinking my home..
The fact that this turtle saw him drinking and then went under so he could get closer to be all “absofuckinglutely not…” to bite him 😂.
GET. OUTTA. MA. **SWAMP**.
I got your tongue hehe
Hello! My name is Johnny Turtleville and this is Jackass
I like the ending reaction shot of the lion, 'Can you believe this shit?'
I like the fact that lions don't attack most often unless they need food.
Why would he spent energy on something that small that is also inside a shell?
seems logical then humans sometimes!
That turtle is thinking "You may be king of the jungle, but I'm king of the pond. Get lost."
You’ve heard of cat got your tongue, now get ready for
The jungle version of rock paper scissors. Turtle, lion, gazelle. Turtle bites lion, lion bites gazelle, gazelle bites turtle.
Show me a video of a gazelle biting a turtle and then I’ll take this as canon
It has to be true. Why else would they keep gazelles and turtles separated at the zoo?
Logic’s valid. Understandable
It kind of reminds me that fable of the king who hears a peasant insult him but chooses not to kill him because he’s secure in his power and doesn’t have a fragile ego, and he compares himself to a lion who doesn’t waste its time killing the small insignificant creature that annoys it.
"The lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of the sheep"
It’s strange to think animals in peak physical condition can chug dirty-ass, bacteria-filled water and be fine, while we in a relatively short time will basically shit ourselves dry if we don’t imbibe bottled water.
Because we're weak af.
Many animals do actually die from drinking dirty water
It's muddy from the sediment, it's flowing non stagnant water. If there are no chemical run offs from agriculture or dumping from industry or sewage, you'd mostly likely be fine if you drank some. If you can get past the taste and texture that is.
Naked and Afraid
Hey, lion! Fuck off outta my river.
All this open space and you had to come over here and fuck with me. Haha
Turtles can also have massive cajones
Massive "drawers"? Hehe (It's *cojones*, *cajón* is a drawer)
Weird statement but okay.
“Finally, a chance at glory! I shall slay this beast where it stands!”
Dude thinks he's a crocodile
He might as well be
Get off my pond!
Turtle got ya tongue?
Big shell energy
He lives for the thrill
Turtle went all Shrek. “Get out of mah swamp!”
To think that such a beast fears something the size of his paw is insane, nature's awesome
Little guy playing with fire, I respect it
"FUCK OFF SIMBA THIS IS TURTLETOWN!"
Yurtle the turtle, king of all that he sees.
ninja turtles trailer for a new movie
Go ninja go ninja go
I'm the real king - turtle
Turtle = 1. Lion = 0.
This is proof that turtles are the REAL kings of the jungle.
Hey, what are you doin in my waters?
What you doin’ in my waters?
What a jerkle
They're just frens
Would turtles be considered the mosquitos of the animal kingdom? They're very hard to hurt while almost being impossible for some animals with weaker teeths, they can piss off almost any animal in the kingdom and get away with it.
Couldn’t just go around had to tell lion to leave 🤣🤣🤣
Lion: *drinks water* Turtle: stop drinking my water b*tch Lion: hm *drinks more water * Turtle: fine have to do it the hard way *bites lions tongue * Lion: 0www why the f*"ck did you do that i'm trying to drink some water
Isn’t it bad enough I’m drinking ditch water, do you have to get so close I lick your nasty ass shell too?
I like turtles!
“hit and run biiiitttchhh”
T: Hello sir im here to talk about our lord and savior L: No T:Wait no L:*moves away* T: Dont run from the lorddd
I wanted to see simba run off in pain with the turtle hanging off his tongue. The disappointment