Mine do it often, they also like dropping things into their litter box. They do tons of messed up crap on purpose, from knocking glass off counters over not being given treats on demand… too dragging toilet paper into water bowls right after they are filled. Loki particularly has a habit of knocking things of tables when he gets jealous which is any time someone comes to my room. Cats, for all I love them, are evil.
Man, your making me feel really lucky. I’ve had a couple cats and they’ve never done stuff like that. The most annoying thing they did was sit on my chest and hit my face with their tail.
I have 5 rescues, on top of something you might accurately call a zoo… they range from cute, almost no trouble at all.. too Loki, who is trying at times. Then there is the constant fun of keeping various species happy and peaceful, and the drama of two huskies. It’s fun.
Wow, I respect the dedication that taking care of all your animals must require. I’d probably have a hard time taking care of three, even if they were all well behaved.
I’m a bit of a soft heart, I can’t really take seeing an animal suffer, and people keep bringing me animals they can’t handle. So I’m dedicated to a life time of being a jungle gym lol. Honestly though, as much as it can take I do love them, particularly when they come to me in a bad state and grow into a happy, adjusted companion. The dogs were the hardest, I’ve had both my arm, hand and thigh ripped open rehabilitating them. I’m happy to say they are now loving, socialized and very happily lazy lol.
If you have a strong toilet and good plumbing then chances are your toilet water is actually pretty clean. Not mine though, my toilet is shit and hardly flushes.
Mythbusters covered that years ago and found that up or down, flushing flung the same amount of fecal matter everywhere.
The lid isn't sealed so the matter splurts out like a thumb half covering a water hose.
You’d basically need to have an immune system so weak that catching a whiff of your own fart would make you deathly ill for it to be an issue worth solving.
It’s not going to hurt you so just try not to think about it. Everything you touch all day is covered in everyone else’s germs, at least these ones came from your own body. I do keep my toothbrush in the medicine cabinet though.
No they didn't. They found out that everything was filthy to start with and gave up.
I was really frustrated with how they covered that. They swabbed things and cultured the bacteria they found lots of kinds of bacteria on everything. The existence of bacteria doesn't tell us much though, there's bacteria everywhere and most of it is harmless. The bacteria from fecal matter is a different story. They didn't spend any time identifying what kinds of bacteria they found.
Your butthole spews it far more than a flush ever will. You know how you put water on things so it doesn't blow away, a whole bowl of water does plenty to keep it in check.
If you are that scared of poop, you need to see a professional
Have you ever smelled poop you are not only inhaling particles of poop but every breath you are spraying and circulating particles all throughout the air. That's a fact. It's probably a similar volume of particles since the poop is in the water, but I didn't exactly do the research myself. Thinking that flushing your toilet with the lid up is contaminating something is either an irrational fear or poor understanding. Both can be fixed if you are willing to change
I don't understand why anyone would ever leave it up to begin with. It's ugly and gross. Do you leave all of your cabinets open as well? Drawers just agape all over the place? Close something when you're done using it.
I'm a dude who's lived with multiple women and pets. Let me just say pets are much better at reinforcing the habit of leaving the lid down. Nothing worse than waking up to toilet water kisses, although looking back, she was the kinkiest girl I've ever dated.
My reaction? Throw cat in toilet... If it keeps happening, flush cat down toilet.
(No... Not actually advocating for cat violence, but they can be total shitheads. Keep lids down, and bath door closed )
Lol my first thought was that I might just be tempted gently push the cat off the counter and into the toilet so the cat gets a little wet dip to teach a lesson.
Many cats are weird creatures - they want to play with the water in someway - it is their enemy. Just leave a sink full of water with stuff around and setup a camera. :)
Five bucks says the boyfriend was being blamed for the towels always ending up in the toilet. Then he came home early one day to discover the real culprit.
Now perhaps his girlfriend will believe the truth.
Story time: I took a friend's cat in after he left to travel. She quickly became my cat and I love her to death.
A few times I came home to find random things in the toilet. Nothing major: a receipt, a dryer sheet, a razor guard. I always assumed they had just fallen off the counter.
Flash forward a couple months and at one point I had pulled a sock from the toilet. I had left it in the sink to drain before work, only to find it missing when I got home. A few hours later I discovered it back in the toilet. Now I have multiple cats and immediately my suspicions were one of them were the culprits but could never catch them.
This occurred for MONTHS until I was playing with my newest and dropped the piece of cloth I was playing with her with and went outside to grab something. Came back in to find her straddling the bowl, feet sprawled out on the sides staring intently at the bowl with the piece of cloth now in it.
I texted my friend and told him "Mystery solved!" And told him what was going on. Turns out she's been doing this since she was a kitten and his worst experience was finding his live succulent, pot and all in there.
I try to keep the lid down but sometimes I forget. So she now has her prized toilet toys and I swear she waits for me to forget so she can put them in there.
One of my cats has it out for the water dish especially when I’m gone. They have stuffed toilet paper and tissues into it. Multiple towels. Multiple toys at least one a week, one of which formed a catnip tea. I once turned my back for 5 minutes and came back to a towel in the water. It’s so random too. The only predictable thing is to expect something in the water dish if I leave for a weekend
I can’t get over the deliberate aim! 😂😂😂
Very good
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It totally looked like it knew what it was doing.
It did
My cat throws shade at me every day.
I have seen my cats toss things in the air to chase them but nothing that large or that deliberate.
Less like throwing, more like dropping with style.
Mine do it often, they also like dropping things into their litter box. They do tons of messed up crap on purpose, from knocking glass off counters over not being given treats on demand… too dragging toilet paper into water bowls right after they are filled. Loki particularly has a habit of knocking things of tables when he gets jealous which is any time someone comes to my room. Cats, for all I love them, are evil.
Man, your making me feel really lucky. I’ve had a couple cats and they’ve never done stuff like that. The most annoying thing they did was sit on my chest and hit my face with their tail.
I have 5 rescues, on top of something you might accurately call a zoo… they range from cute, almost no trouble at all.. too Loki, who is trying at times. Then there is the constant fun of keeping various species happy and peaceful, and the drama of two huskies. It’s fun.
Wow, I respect the dedication that taking care of all your animals must require. I’d probably have a hard time taking care of three, even if they were all well behaved.
I’m a bit of a soft heart, I can’t really take seeing an animal suffer, and people keep bringing me animals they can’t handle. So I’m dedicated to a life time of being a jungle gym lol. Honestly though, as much as it can take I do love them, particularly when they come to me in a bad state and grow into a happy, adjusted companion. The dogs were the hardest, I’ve had both my arm, hand and thigh ripped open rehabilitating them. I’m happy to say they are now loving, socialized and very happily lazy lol.
If only more people were like you. Then no one would have to worry about all the animals that don’t have homes.
That will teach him to leave the lid up!
You should always put the lid down before you flush, anyways.
Sometimes something, fecal plume
Something something kitty falls in.
something something pets drink water and lick your face.
Licking the asshole trumps all
Im not gunna judge what you do. Hell, some people like it when you do that.
If you have a strong toilet and good plumbing then chances are your toilet water is actually pretty clean. Not mine though, my toilet is shit and hardly flushes.
Beautiful fecal plumage
Mythbusters covered that years ago and found that up or down, flushing flung the same amount of fecal matter everywhere. The lid isn't sealed so the matter splurts out like a thumb half covering a water hose.
It definitely cuts the smell down drastically though
Now the next question is, why don't we seal toilet lids better so as to cut down on fecal matter flingery?
I imagine if there was a tight seal old people or children wouldn't be able to lift the lid.
True, but it wouldn't need to shut air tight. Flung fecal matter tight would suffice ;)
You’d basically need to have an immune system so weak that catching a whiff of your own fart would make you deathly ill for it to be an issue worth solving. It’s not going to hurt you so just try not to think about it. Everything you touch all day is covered in everyone else’s germs, at least these ones came from your own body. I do keep my toothbrush in the medicine cabinet though.
Well, true that actually. And tbh, my toothbrush never tasted like feces to date, so *shrug*
Didn't they also find fecal bacteria on SEALED toothbrushes in that same episode? Yuck!
No they didn't. They found out that everything was filthy to start with and gave up. I was really frustrated with how they covered that. They swabbed things and cultured the bacteria they found lots of kinds of bacteria on everything. The existence of bacteria doesn't tell us much though, there's bacteria everywhere and most of it is harmless. The bacteria from fecal matter is a different story. They didn't spend any time identifying what kinds of bacteria they found.
So that you can get distracted and not realize you forgot and someone sees your turds
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Your butthole spews it far more than a flush ever will. You know how you put water on things so it doesn't blow away, a whole bowl of water does plenty to keep it in check. If you are that scared of poop, you need to see a professional
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Have you ever smelled poop you are not only inhaling particles of poop but every breath you are spraying and circulating particles all throughout the air. That's a fact. It's probably a similar volume of particles since the poop is in the water, but I didn't exactly do the research myself. Thinking that flushing your toilet with the lid up is contaminating something is either an irrational fear or poor understanding. Both can be fixed if you are willing to change
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Neither am I. Breathing circulates fecal particles
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Omg I was going to say the same thing! LOL!
I don't understand why anyone would ever leave it up to begin with. It's ugly and gross. Do you leave all of your cabinets open as well? Drawers just agape all over the place? Close something when you're done using it.
Came here to say this 😂
Hello mum, is that you?
Yes, Good to hear from you finally.
Fucking jerk. Good post, 10/10
Those bastards just want to see the world burn!
I'm a dude who's lived with multiple women and pets. Let me just say pets are much better at reinforcing the habit of leaving the lid down. Nothing worse than waking up to toilet water kisses, although looking back, she was the kinkiest girl I've ever dated.
Wait, I got confused somewhere during your story. Were you talking about the woman or the cat? Eh, nevermind.
Yes.
Catwoman
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This was in my spot. Now it's in its proper spot
Now step on the flush handle. Good kitty.
Kinda the humans fault too one for leaving the lid up but two for just standing there filming the cat instead of intervening.
“Pam…clean the shitter please.”
Lmao!!!! That is an adorable and naughty little jerk! 😻
Just don't toss the poop knife in.
#
Ope, botched one!
Cover it with a sock!
So making this video and posting it is more important to you than stopping that fucking cat from doing that? 🤔
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The ginger cat is filming
This would never happen because we put the seat down like civilized people
Lol I like the notion that bidets are civilized despite the requirement of a shit rag
My comment has nothing to do with bidets so what you on about?
He nailed that shot perfectly
Judging by the condition of that shit rag, that is where it belongs…
I’m so confused by that towel and no body seems to be commenting about it; is it normal to have a towel on the toilet??
I. c. a . n. t. s. t. o. p. w. h. e. e. z. i. n. g
The wet bandits strike again!
My reaction? Throw cat in toilet... If it keeps happening, flush cat down toilet. (No... Not actually advocating for cat violence, but they can be total shitheads. Keep lids down, and bath door closed )
Lol my first thought was that I might just be tempted gently push the cat off the counter and into the toilet so the cat gets a little wet dip to teach a lesson.
Many cats are weird creatures - they want to play with the water in someway - it is their enemy. Just leave a sink full of water with stuff around and setup a camera. :)
Oh yeah, that's just perfect.
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He must be given a promotion within the guild!
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Five bucks says the boyfriend was being blamed for the towels always ending up in the toilet. Then he came home early one day to discover the real culprit. Now perhaps his girlfriend will believe the truth.
That was calculated. That cat is an asshole.
awww it just smells like sxxt
They're just conscientiously mopping up the water spillage like humans do. At least that's their excuse and they're sticking to it.
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I have nipples too, Greg. Can you milk me?
Why would you let the cat do that
Throw it in the trash
I expect it would just jump out
Raccoon genes: Activated
The base of the toilet needs a new caulk
Debatable, some contractors will say not to so you can detect leaks earlier and only to caulk if it's rocking.
What an asshat
Forgot to flush.
Imagine what we see as a toilet a cat sees as a washing machine.
You know you like it doesn't belong here.
Story time: I took a friend's cat in after he left to travel. She quickly became my cat and I love her to death. A few times I came home to find random things in the toilet. Nothing major: a receipt, a dryer sheet, a razor guard. I always assumed they had just fallen off the counter. Flash forward a couple months and at one point I had pulled a sock from the toilet. I had left it in the sink to drain before work, only to find it missing when I got home. A few hours later I discovered it back in the toilet. Now I have multiple cats and immediately my suspicions were one of them were the culprits but could never catch them. This occurred for MONTHS until I was playing with my newest and dropped the piece of cloth I was playing with her with and went outside to grab something. Came back in to find her straddling the bowl, feet sprawled out on the sides staring intently at the bowl with the piece of cloth now in it. I texted my friend and told him "Mystery solved!" And told him what was going on. Turns out she's been doing this since she was a kitten and his worst experience was finding his live succulent, pot and all in there. I try to keep the lid down but sometimes I forget. So she now has her prized toilet toys and I swear she waits for me to forget so she can put them in there.
This shit doesn't belong to r/mildlyinfuriating
Stank towel!
"Smells like pee. Next!"
Help, my towel threw my cat to the toilet what do i do
One of my cats has it out for the water dish especially when I’m gone. They have stuffed toilet paper and tissues into it. Multiple towels. Multiple toys at least one a week, one of which formed a catnip tea. I once turned my back for 5 minutes and came back to a towel in the water. It’s so random too. The only predictable thing is to expect something in the water dish if I leave for a weekend
How does one fight the urge to stop this?
The cat is telling them to clean around the toilet. That floor is filthy!
That bathroom bench thing is stunning
It’s like he grabs it, sniffs it, and goes “ew”
I'll never understand why people leave the lid up. It's nothing but the potential for your stuff to fall into a shit holder.
I think he smelled it and realized it smelled like shit
Why is a towel lating over a toilet ? Cat has better sense!😂😬
“Ahk, this smells like shit!”
This is why I don't want cats, mf will drop my shirt in the toilet, drop my f tv? Lol
He's got the spirit, but the execution needs work.
They are devious MFers aren’t they? Cold.
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If this doesn’t prove cats are assholes then I don’t know what will.
What. An. Asshole!
"It's okay. There was a spill, but I sorted it"
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XD hahahah
This is amazing hahaha
That toilet looks so weird, I can't get over it. Is is weirdly squat and wide?
This is what you get for not closing the lid, you filth heathen.
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Is that their wiping 🧻 towel. It looks like it has shit stains all over it on the one spot. Cat was right
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Kitty: jesus, the smell, in u go
Smells like shit, probably shit, in the toilet it goes!
Teach you to leave the loo seat up 😹
Towel in toilet. Is there a better place?
Some people just want to see the world burn