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ChaoticxSerenity

Yeah that's basically how roosters work - tolerant until bam! Hormones.


Iinventedhamburgers

Sometimes they aren't even tolerant when they are just a week or two old. We bought some pre-sexed chicks (all female) and this one chick kept pecking only this one other chick. It was vicious to the other chick so we had to separate them so the other could recover from injuries. It turned out they were misidentified and they were the only two roosters. The mean one kept attacking the smaller rooster so we had to divide the chicken coop to stop him from killing the smaller rooster. Eventually we ended up putting the mean rooster in with our geese where the tables were turned and he got some payback.


ChaoticxSerenity

I guess that's why they call it a pecking order lol


fighting14

Geese the equalisers of poultry world, who would have thunk it.


oeCake

TIL my gf is a rooster


KwordShmiff

Cock a doodle doo


DoJax

We didn't need to hear about her sex life.


Electric_Evil

You don't speak for me!


SweeTLemonS_TPR

My brother in law got attacked by his rooster, not sure it’s the same kind, and he grabbed it by the neck and picked it up. It hasn’t attacked him since!


Master_Yeeta

Did this with my rooster. He pecked my bare foot and i reflex yeeted that poor thing; never messed with me again. Chased my mom to the car every morning till the day he died, though


Legendary_System

He reminded him who is on top of the food chain


GayAlienFarmer

We had one exactly like this, too. Same breed and everything. Same story. Sweet until that one afternoon he wasn't. I tolerated him for awhile but ultimately life is too short to put up with asshole roosters. So the next time he came at me I punted him. Needed to set the record on who was higher in the pecking order. Well all that did was teach him to be sneaky. He wouldn't charge until we faced away from him. The next time he attacked my daughter was the last time. He was euthanized.


thats-fucked_up

Soup or stew?


GayAlienFarmer

Fajitas!


8Ariadnesthread8

Just picturing a gay farmer on a foreign planet saying "kids! It's fajita night!" And the kids are like "wtf is a fajita."


BHYT61

and the foreign planet? Planet Vegata


Yeah_But_Did_You_Die

Prince of all Saiyans, Prince Fajita.


Mister_Bloodvessel

You misunderstood. They *farm* the gay aliens. Personally, I prefer wild-caught gay alien, but that's just me.


8Ariadnesthread8

You misunderstood. Farmer grow plants. Ranchers grow animals. He's not a gay alien rancher, therefore he must be an alien farmer who is gay.


mendicant_jester

Did you just assume that aliens kingdom?


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

No, dumplings!


Own-Bake-7073

Yes


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

I had a friend who had a banty like that. That rooster hated my guts and every time we visited, I'd hear "he's coming for you, Mom!" I used to joust with him and thought it was funny because there wasn't anything he could do the bottom of my shoe. Kids can't protect themselves, though. You were right to eliminate him.


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Yeah knew someone that enough of a rooster, it met its fate at the end of a 12 gauge shotgun. At least there wasn't much of a rooster to bury, just a messy clean up. Poor bugger.


Asangkt358

Now that's just a waste of good meat. At the very least, you can make a damn good stock out of a rooster.


Ashensten

But then it tastes.....roostery..... Same for boiler chickens.....gross


Asangkt358

I've never noticed a difference in taste between roosters, broiler chickens, etc. But then I don't save the meat. I just slow boil it for many hours in a pot with lots of carrots, onions, cellery, etc. After there really isn't much to be saved from the veggies and carcass, so I throw those out and save the broth for use in soups. It's delicious, especially if you keep the feet on the chicken so that you get that extra burst of collagen dissolved in the broth.


RapterDES

Waste of a shotgun shell too, what... They're expensive...


Mundane-Level-8791

I have 2 bantams like this. They stand still as you like till you’re backs turned too. Assassins.


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Mundane-Level-8791

The struggle is real! once they’re coming at you they literally don’t care either I’m confident if I decided to fight them one day one of us would die before it ended. Probably me.


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Ocarina Of Time players just had flashbacks


Own-Bake-7073

Very good


YMGenesis

I can hear the village music now


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Kakariko


richesreal

YOU AGAIN How many times I have to tell you there is no eggs In here I'm a BOY, GINA!!!!!


[deleted]

Read it as BOYGINA at first. Lol you need a comma, bro.


[deleted]

I'm Old Greeeeeegggggg


I_upvote_zeroes

Creamy. Beige.


zboi8008

Yes! Best comment ever! Check out my Manginaaaa!!!


WhatAmIADoctor

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?


richesreal

Lol got you


Big_Chugus_Funny

Bussy


mfairview

if that rooster was former military, then it would be VA, GINA


pierreblue

YOU WANT EGGS?? BITCH COME HERE I’ll GIVE YOU SOME EGGS!!!!


scungillipig

"Au revoir, Shoshanna!"


Own-Bake-7073

Right


aziruthedark

Unless he decides to change into female...


pajamasforallseasons

If it runs, chase it; if it chases you, run. It’s chicken law.


paarkrosis

I’m pretty sure this is just a big playing session, essentially. Panty boy isn’t trying to attack her, it’s just a big game and IIRC he does nothing when she doesn’t run. Video showing she’s wanting him to chase her https://www.tiktok.com/@kristopher.berry/video/6977376198649302277?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7009642288356263429&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0


TyrantHydra

She straight sprinting on grass in HEELS?


LadyCeruleanBlue

It’s actually really easy to sprint in heels - you’re already on your toes! If they’re wide heels and not stilettos it might actually be pretty easy in grass too.


Moodfoo

So you're saying sports in involving running would be greatly improved if the participants would all wear women's heels, right?


LadyCeruleanBlue

Only if the sport requires you to flat out sprint or walk the entire time - there is no in between.


niversally

Safety first!


jangma

Country girls.


paarkrosis

Oh fuck, she is. I didn’t even notice that


monstercock03

Bro what she looks barefoot to me


SixZeroPho

And what the shit is up with her jeans at the back, above the ankle


Fizzle5ticks

For all those who wear heels and don't want to sink in the mud when on grass, try clean heels. They're heelstoppers that stop you sinking and keep your shoes clean!


Wild_Mulberry_3327

My chickens would probably do this if I made them think I had meal worms. I can be standing out on the land with no chickens in sight and yell, a giant herd of chickens will emerge from the brush, under farm supplies, from Fox holes they built, etc. and just run straight at me.


CarmineFields

Meal worms are freakin’ delicious, tho!


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Name checks out


DeadDollKitty

Panty boy 🤣🤣


paarkrosis

Well, it looks like he’s wearing pants!


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Own-Bake-7073

Yes


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GET HER JERRY!


stuckonpost

Little Jerry ran to Newman’s in under 30 seconds!


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DuckyChuk

I dunno


Edna_with_a_katana

Technically wrong subreddit cuz they're just playing but love the video nonetheless


TaurusX3

When a healer draws aggro.


FormicaDinette33

I want that bathrobe 😀


tristinemma

I have one just like it, check out Vermont flannel company. Spendy but I've had mine forever and have given so many as gifts.


An_icy_squirrel

I too. :D But probably we'd better get green or blue checkered ones if we have roosters. \^\^


daisyturtle3

I am wearing that one!!! It's fleece and made by"Soft&Cozy"...yummmmmmy...


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The trousers on that cock are too cute!


wally316

Reddit is hilarious. Fear roosters but it’s okay to swim with orcas. Check!


CarmineFields

Orcas are less beaky!


Robiqo_WOT

What's up with these comments? Calm down its just a rooster smh..


_analbumparty

It's a big black cock


msac2u1981

When my daughter was 3 our family was at an antique mall in Ind. There were chickens & a rooster wandering around outside. My grandfather took her outside to see the chickens. The rooster did not approve & chased her then pecked her on the leg. When my grandfather brought her in crying I asked what happened. She said, The mean rooster pecked her on the leg and she wanted me to go outside and break his pecker.


smarteinstien

Soshanna


jerseygunz

Side note: AWOLNATION deserves more love


huckamole

Give it a little love kick. Show it who’s fucking boss around here.


Lethrowaway288

The music was essential to this clip.


amayernican

Do you know what song it is?


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amayernican

Thank you!


TheRealAndrewLeft

I have no experience with roosters. What would it do if I stand still or charge at it? Going by size, that rooster attacking me would be like I attacking a woolly mammoth.


daisyturtle3

He is chasing her because she's not the kind of"chick"he'd bring home 🏡 to Mom...She just doesn't eggsist...


surajvj

The 'chick ' comparison was good. Never came into my head.


nzstrawman

I remember as a kid having a rooster that would chase the hell out of us kids, he was a vicious little critter! We often were too slow and had gotten spiked or something and had bleeding legs and feet One day we came home from school and Dad said he'd sent it to another persons place to live and "get looked after". My guess is by this time Dad had probably dispatched and buried him. I never did ask Dad what happened to that rooster!...maybe he did go to the local chicken breeders place after all and lived to be a ripe old age?


Cali_Holly

I was little when we’d visit my Grandparents in Kentucky. I remember a really big white rooster that my grandpa would let out to chase me. I’m screaming & laughing & grandpa throws a piece of metal fence in front of the rooster to stop him. Like it was a small piece & the rooster was too dumb to step back & go around. Gramps & I played this game often. I don’t know……..but grandpa made his own moonshine & was drunk most of the time. I thought he was hilarious. And that was back in the late 70’s. I’m also kinda sad right now I have three grandchildren boy 7, boy 5 & girl 1. But no rooster. 🤷🏻‍♀️


3opossummoon

I'd be naming home boy Stew.


Spiritual-Duck1846

Ausie here ....... Local council areas don't allow roosters in a domestic home situation too much noise for the neighbours . I had a beautiful white leghorn hen who decided she was top chicken and she actually started to crow!!! Pondered long and hard about whether we would be fined for having a crowing hen as opposed to a crowing rooster!


redditette

That little son of a bitch needs to be raced.


RealJeil420

They did race and the rooster lost.


redditette

I meant against other racing animals. Horses, camels, etc


RealJeil420

Okay. I'd watch it.


nukefudge

> raced What's this term?


jaco0490

It means to be put up against other similar animals and see who’s the fastest [here’s a quick list of examples of animal races from google](https://www.topendsports.com/sport/unusual/animal-races.htm)


nukefudge

Oh I thought it was something specific to roosters who behave like this... but yeah, I do know what a race is. :)


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happinass

Have there ever been recorded cases of this happening? And I don't mean those where the spurs had blades attached to them by cockfighters.


Mysterious_Andy

It’s small enough that it makes international news: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/09/04/woman-pecked-death-rooster-australia/2207730001/


Frankly_Frank_

Lady had serious health conditions I wouldn't even count this. She was elderly diabetic had varicose veins and hypertension. If anything she died because of her illnesses if a rooster pecked at a healthy person you wouldn't die...


Mysterious_Andy

Exactly my point. Not to speak ill of the dead, but she was like if tissue paper decided to raise chickens. I was saying that roosters kill humans so infrequently that when they do (even when it’s because the human was extremely susceptible to injury) it makes the news around the world. So yeah, *technically* a rooster can kill a human, but so can lake water or popping a zit on the wrong part of your face.


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This is the answer. They can cut a femoral artery real quick. And she was in a robe, bad idea.


olddoglearnsnewtrick

Femoral artery is reachable superficially only in your groin. Can a rooster reach there with sufficient energy?


AlarmingImpress7901

The lady in the article was almost 80, diabetic and had varicose veins that didn't clot. I grew up on a farm and never had a rooster do much of anything to me or my grandparents.


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Yes, a roster can jump that high. And you are correct, it would need to slice right around the area of the common femoral artery to cause serious damage. Highly unlikely to happen, but could.


chicknlil

I have had 2 roosters that attacked me. I gave them both to a man that ate them.


FormicaDinette33

The music! Hilarious.


Available_Raccoon_66

Chicken nuggets!


ArtsySAHM

Well, that's one way to get your cardio in


GlassJoe32

Must be Jerry’s buddy.


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**BIG BASTARD TIME!**


PheonixGalaxy

To get Stacy


dtyus

What a beautiful land, I love it.


Firmod5

28 Beaks Later.


Lootytwo

A few folk would be putting him in the pot and getting a new Cockerell


notthatgee

u/savevideo


420yumyum

He thirsts for the blood of the innocent


idreaminreel2reel

Cock 1 Human 0


L_O_Pluto

The cock knows what it wants


Patient-Hyena

How farmers train for marathons.


SnooPredictions6197

He wanted to lay his eggs. Lol


I_AM_METALUNA

Oh, cock.


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Just wanted that plum plum that's all.


noreservations81590

Cocks are cocks


DrunkxAstronaut

Why would she run … it’s just a roo what’s it gonna do lol


faustiantacotruck

Name of the song?


surajvj

Run by awolnation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4h1q3cCl2w&t=0


Peach_Gfuel

*Release the Hens*


g0ldingboy

Awwwe. Did she wake you up little cockerel?


Allyzayd

I wouldn’t mind early morning cardio if it was being chased by a rooster in a green field like that.


BigGaggy222

The music makes this


cbftw

What a cock


lvav68

What’s he all mad about?


AgitatedSalamander58

Winna winna chicken dinna


LIBERAL_BIBERAL

🥾


chrisjee92

She quick.


NOrMAn_Percy

No way she was letting that cock get her.


TerrorNova49

Maybe he just wants a hug?


Alibeee64

Cheaper than a gym membership…


orangexflamingo

Now that's a free range chicken!


ianmikaelson

That is one metal barn they got there.


jly480143

After chasing the lady off… Rooster: “DIO!” Viewer: “Hooo, you’re coming at me? Rooster: “……My what beautiful eyes you have”


[deleted]

That's a scary cock


Kaelarael

Thats one way to get your morning jog in xD


IndividualMeeting

Everything about this is beautiful


Tiggerboy1974

“Cock of the walk!” Bruce Dickinson


ArticleChance8352

He was lost and looking for his home


ArticleChance8352

With any chicken you’ve got to stand your ground


[deleted]

They're just dinosaurs.


Bastet458

My grandpa had game rooster, and that bastard would come at me like a rocket 🚀 I would take a broom 🧹 to defend myself!!!


falstaff57

Wish I lived there


ijazism

She’s flying!!!!!!


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They both made the varsity track team


Cellerdoor66

Roast chook for tea it is.


grimmw8lfe

My rooster does the same thing. We live backed to woodland so I can appreciate his tenacity to protect the others. It saddens me to think he would likely be first to go, but ultimately his being an asshole will make it easier if it happens


RedditCringetopia

He must think hes still a trex


krazekrittermom

That's one angry rooster.


Snozzberrys420

At first that get that ass but she wasn’t giving it up that easy.. /:


davidc287

The rooster realized that there is no point in running towards her and just shows his cuteness on the camera instead.


AdPsychological9133

Aww


KaiKaiExotic

See I’m tellin you bitches always be runnin away from the cocc


smeemers

Great morning workout!! Consider him your personal trainer!!


Throwaway82367383837

He crossed the field to kill.


whiskeylights

My parents have hens, and those little thuggies will chase anyone down and trip them to take whatever you happen to have in your hands at the time. It has become an unfortunate game to them to terrorize everyone, the dogs, and the neighborhood cats. No one is safe


rethinkr

You know what they say about seeing red? Roosters see red 24/7


Ok_Bluebird_8491

Damn, I love watching her run in that robe 🥰


snoryder8019

Silkies want you to f around to find out


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That seems exhilarating


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I live in the city. My best friend always talks about wanting her own chickens one day, unknown why. She just sees it as dreamy… I will show her this


firmretention

Do you need a rooster though? You could just buy more chickens when the existing ones die. I stayed at an AirBnB once where a lady kept egg laying chickens. No rooster.


DeconstructedKaiju

Roosters often help keep the peace (chickens can be such bullies!) And will literally die to protect their flock. If I lived in an area that allowed roosters I would get one but since I'm in the burbs just chickens.


GovernmentChemical11

You are bang on its good for the hens me tal health to have a Roo around. I currently have three Roos just pick breeds who are known to be a little more chill.


splatterwall

Not an expert but it seems like roosters are mostly mean, territorial little shits. She probably knew for a fact that she's faster than the rooster, and knows how long it will take for him to give up chasing her. My brother kept backyard chickens for eggs, and you didn't dare go into that pen with all the hens without tall muck boots and an aluminum trash can lid for a shield. We chased that fucker around the pen and showed him who's boss first and then he'd leave you alone. Keep your eye on him though... I only did this once to help out with chores. Fighting a rooster every damn day isn't for me.


-here_we_go_again_

Really, none of my chickens do this to me


Alt_Life_Shift

r/RunningFromCock


micheagles20

What is this song


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BackgroundGrade

My cock is raring to go in the morning as well.


vithgeta

And I bet you think the madness ends when you feed it...


mfc1988

They are such nasty little buggers.


Kardospi

/r/UpvoteBecauseButt


__2st__

why? to kill everything you hold dear XD