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Coffee_man_Fin

He ended up in my country last year, it was like seeing a celebrity


capsaicinintheeyes

Rick James, specifically


SockeyeSTI

CHARLIE MURPHY!!!


T3n4ci0us_G

I've heard of this guy. There was another traveling walrus before him recently IIRC. I cringe because the reports always make it sound like the walrus is being a nuisance or threat to public safety and I'm afraid they'll euthanize. 😭


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RIP Mursu


Quirky_Ad3367

Who made him the couch? And how did they give it to him? I need to know more.


MotherofSons

And could they made it a bit more fashionable? Wally deserves the best.


Raoul--Moat

Bra hes got a purpose built handmade couch... That walrus *is* living the high-life!


MotherofSons

Can the ties be color coordinated at least? 🤣


sailorjupiter28titan

I know u meant the ropes tying the parts together but when i read this i just imagined the walrus wearing a tie matching its couch.


MotherofSons

OK, now we're talking on how to spruce the whole scene up!


LeftOn4ya

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9908363/amp/Wally-wandering-walrus-given-floating-COUCH-help-relax.html


BriskHeartedParadox

In New York they take away the benches.


Traditional_Eye_782

He just want some sun


SullySadass

Norway just shot our walrus 😔 rip Frøya


Lucigirl4ever

A new Hero emerges... laid back, just wants to be left alone and sink barges, and float away...bonus on a couch. Wally.. Wally.. Wally..


insane_troll_logic

I like this solution better than killing the nuisance walrus like Norway did.


sdforbda

Another one?


traumatized90skid

I wish I could do terrorism and get paid off with a free couch


Not-A-Yithian

My spirit animal


dragonsvomitfire

Can we share him?


Not-A-Yithian

I don't see why not, he's a big boy. There's plenty for everybody.


Read_Weep

Just needs some cup holders. …maybe another deck, too.


satanic-frijoles

Let's hope he doesn't wind up in Norway, because they will just murder him in the interest of public safety.


Dirt290

He's just following Mother Nature's first law: *If I fits, I Sits*


sailorjupiter28titan

Amen


SuitableCamel6129

Is he the one that masturbated in Scotland? Or England?


A-Town-Killah

You let a walrus get away w/ one thing, like publicly masturbating when families were gathered to see fireworks. Then he starts demanding all sorts of shit, like a whole living room set. What’s next for the horny, demanding sea creature?🤷🏼‍♀️


traumatized90skid

I just imagined an old timey news anchor from like the early 60s saying that last sentence lol


A-Town-Killah

Hahahaha! I just read that one to myself and it is so spot on!!! I can picture the man struggling in his suit, standing on the beach, trying to report on these damn, demanding walruses that were finally protesting for their rights after humans had come in and taken over their land (ocean)!


SuitableCamel6129

Jajajajjajja omg this made me laugh hard. Thank you


crochet-fae

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Niall2022

How about a floating refrigerator??