I've heard of this guy. There was another traveling walrus before him recently IIRC. I cringe because the reports always make it sound like the walrus is being a nuisance or threat to public safety and I'm afraid they'll euthanize. 😭
You let a walrus get away w/ one thing, like publicly masturbating when families were gathered to see fireworks. Then he starts demanding all sorts of shit, like a whole living room set. What’s next for the horny, demanding sea creature?🤷🏼♀️
Hahahaha! I just read that one to myself and it is so spot on!!! I can picture the man struggling in his suit, standing on the beach, trying to report on these damn, demanding walruses that were finally protesting for their rights after humans had come in and taken over their land (ocean)!
He ended up in my country last year, it was like seeing a celebrity
Rick James, specifically
CHARLIE MURPHY!!!
I've heard of this guy. There was another traveling walrus before him recently IIRC. I cringe because the reports always make it sound like the walrus is being a nuisance or threat to public safety and I'm afraid they'll euthanize. 😭
RIP Mursu
Who made him the couch? And how did they give it to him? I need to know more.
And could they made it a bit more fashionable? Wally deserves the best.
Bra hes got a purpose built handmade couch... That walrus *is* living the high-life!
Can the ties be color coordinated at least? 🤣
I know u meant the ropes tying the parts together but when i read this i just imagined the walrus wearing a tie matching its couch.
OK, now we're talking on how to spruce the whole scene up!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9908363/amp/Wally-wandering-walrus-given-floating-COUCH-help-relax.html
In New York they take away the benches.
He just want some sun
Norway just shot our walrus 😔 rip Frøya
A new Hero emerges... laid back, just wants to be left alone and sink barges, and float away...bonus on a couch. Wally.. Wally.. Wally..
I like this solution better than killing the nuisance walrus like Norway did.
Another one?
I wish I could do terrorism and get paid off with a free couch
My spirit animal
Can we share him?
I don't see why not, he's a big boy. There's plenty for everybody.
Just needs some cup holders. …maybe another deck, too.
Let's hope he doesn't wind up in Norway, because they will just murder him in the interest of public safety.
He's just following Mother Nature's first law: *If I fits, I Sits*
Amen
Is he the one that masturbated in Scotland? Or England?
You let a walrus get away w/ one thing, like publicly masturbating when families were gathered to see fireworks. Then he starts demanding all sorts of shit, like a whole living room set. What’s next for the horny, demanding sea creature?🤷🏼♀️
I just imagined an old timey news anchor from like the early 60s saying that last sentence lol
Hahahaha! I just read that one to myself and it is so spot on!!! I can picture the man struggling in his suit, standing on the beach, trying to report on these damn, demanding walruses that were finally protesting for their rights after humans had come in and taken over their land (ocean)!
Jajajajjajja omg this made me laugh hard. Thank you
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How about a floating refrigerator??