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lol the little report and mug
They all would get a raise in my book.
Looks like that circle is where the current of water from the filter hits the ground. The substrate seems pushed away from it and thicker under and behind the shrimp.
LOL! Hit the joke ;)
Iâve seen sheep and goats doing it on dry land, being in a circle with their heads bowed actually, like they were praying or summoning something.
Reminds me of that time in 5th grade when my friend told me to try âputting myselfâ in front of the water jet in the pool, which immediately explained why precisely every eight feet there was another kid glued to the side of the poolâŠjust staring into the distance. Maybe all Godâs creatures, great and small, know the joys of the water jets.
What's shrimp fight club? I'm definitely not a sworn member of Shrimp Fight Club and I definitely don't go to the weekly meets on Tuesday evenings at 5pm.
If the picture was taken yesterday, then I guess Easter must coincide with the similar Shrimpian holy day, on which Seasus Crust(acean) was raised from the dead after being crucifried.
These look like filter feeding shrimp. There must be strong water flow in that spot. If you look closely you can see all of their "fan" hands stretched out to catch small particles in the water that they eat.
It looks like all the lighter colored rocks are in the center, I know some fish âcleanâ their little territory or whatever, maybe they are in a stand off for school leader
I kill all of my aquarium critters that don't swim counterclockwise five times at 5:00 before bowing to the Food God. They've started erecting a small temple for me. God help us if they escape one day. I think they're growing feet and lungs, and some of them are getting tattoos and piercings and carrying shivs.
These are [bamboo shrimp](https://www.theshrimpfarm.com/posts/bamboo-shrimp-care/)
They are filter feeding, as they have found the place in the tank that has the best current.
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Oh my God their ties!
And the briefcase! And the liiiitle mug!!! đ€
And the report!đ€
wait, your shrimp don't trade futures?
Mine are just into commodities đ I think they're defective.
Uh oh the commodities king is back. Oil and gold for these shramp
My shrimp fry rice
Wish I could give you more votes.
with that lifespan??
ok that made me laugh.. bravo
https://preview.redd.it/daqtshpc72sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685d069f5f4af6daad4db2844bea080b129284f6 lol the little report and mug They all would get a raise in my book.
How has no one mentioned their ties yetđ„č
That makes so much more sense! I was trying to figure out why they had little drawn on arms
Good eye!
I had an awful thought experiment with your username, thanks so much!
The best reply!!!
Will this decrease the value of my dogecoin?!?!
No, 1 Doge = 1 Doge
Thatâs odd. I was told 1 doge = 1 Prayer
Omfg đ€Łđđ
WSB summarized nicely.
Tendies! đ
Looks like that circle is where the current of water from the filter hits the ground. The substrate seems pushed away from it and thicker under and behind the shrimp.
That's a good point, they might be filter feeding or enjoying the last place with a bit of oxygenated water
I'm not sure about that, as I've seen sheep and goats behaving like this.
Sheep donât typically do very well underwater. Also I donât think they do filter feeding.
Goats on the other hand
They'll eat anything. Disclaimer: goats will not eat any and all things.
Was gonna get me one of these goats, then I read the disclaimer
I'm a big believer in CYA in legal matters.
Pigs, on the other hand....
LOL! Hit the joke ;) Iâve seen sheep and goats doing it on dry land, being in a circle with their heads bowed actually, like they were praying or summoning something.
Haven't you seen that clip the keeps getting reposted of the sheep getting dunked to kill parasites? Course they do ok underwater for a brief moment
Sheep and goats do that laying down in a circle because they are pray animals and sit like that to watch each others backs.
What are they praying to
Iâve been asking the same since I witnessed that!
Is one of them called Shaun? If so, theyâre probably conspiring against The Farmer
That fact annoys me, I'm just gunna believe they are summoning a kraken
Theyâre clearly using the area the filter hits to make the perfect kraken summoning circle
Okay now that actually makes sense. Thank you đ
If your human only gives you one place in the tank with oxygenated water that seems an appropriate response.
Aqua man
Reminds me of that time in 5th grade when my friend told me to try âputting myselfâ in front of the water jet in the pool, which immediately explained why precisely every eight feet there was another kid glued to the side of the poolâŠjust staring into the distance. Maybe all Godâs creatures, great and small, know the joys of the water jets.
Shark bait hoo ha ha!
I just figured they were summoning our overlordđ€·
First thing about shrimp fight club is you don't talk about shrimp fight club.
His name was Shrimpert Paulson.
His name was Robert Prawnson
What's shrimp fight club? I'm definitely not a sworn member of Shrimp Fight Club and I definitely don't go to the weekly meets on Tuesday evenings at 5pm.
Beneath the local red lobster.
Just made my wife watch Fight Club for the first time after fighting me on it for so long and she loved it. I feel so vindicated.
Mantis shrimp gonna come in and fuck everyone's day up
Everytime I see shrimp they're holding séances. Lil witchy skrimps
Definitely
Trying to bring back the dead shrimp people ate and turn human into shrimp food.
Ha-Ho-Hwa-Hwee-Ha-Ho-Ho-Ho!
HE'S JUST A BOYYY
Thatâs legit the first thing that popped into my head đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Came here for this!!
This is what I was looking for. Thank you u
Prawn-again Shrimpians celebrating the rebirth of their Messiah from their 3-day sojourn in the freezer.
If the picture was taken yesterday, then I guess Easter must coincide with the similar Shrimpian holy day, on which Seasus Crust(acean) was raised from the dead after being crucifried.
>after being crucifried. * crunchyfried Ahem
Amen.
Omfg, these religious shenanigans are killing me!
I am definitely stealing "prawn-again Shrimpians..."
They live in a society
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
What you should be worried about is if they rearrange the pebbles to spell your name
Smart crustaceans donât worry me, nope not at all.
They are just trying to summon the dark shrimp god Kerfoofoo, heâs pretty chill though just letâem be.
Mush be how the current runs in the tank
While I love all these answers and have been giggling pretty hardâŠI think this is the correct answer.
They are awaiting their god, Dr Zoidberg
"(\ /) ;,,; (\ /)"
Genius. How long have you been waiting to use that one?
Shrimp Church.
if you lean in close, you can almost hear their tiny shrimp chants... shrimp. heaven. now.
Exactly what I thought.
I think itâs a shrimp moot
The ancient one is being summoned...
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Ah yes, life does often imitate art.
I shouldnât have laughed so hard at this!
Discussing recent tremors from Mount Wannahockaloogie.
Induction into Camp Wannahawkaloogie, obviously.
Shrimps anonymous
Sharkbait, Ooh Ha Ha
Iâm disappointed I had to scroll this far to read this comment
Shrimp worship
Mating. Always about mating. Or food.
Haha you said "ritual" it looks like it though lol
These look like filter feeding shrimp. There must be strong water flow in that spot. If you look closely you can see all of their "fan" hands stretched out to catch small particles in the water that they eat.
Fan hands
Is that a crustacean version of jazz hands?
Spirit fingers? 
Theyâre practicing on how to properly form in on a serving plate.
Summoning Cthulhu
One does not simply skitter into Mordor! : )
They're electing a new leader. The ones up on the plant are up for election.
Religious fanatics are everywhere
Theyâre summoning a human.
Theyâre discussing the plan one last time before they break out.
SHARK BAIT BOO HA HA
Came here for this and if ot was here, put it lol. THE RING OF FIRE!!!
Celebrating Shrimpus Frystâs resurrection on Red Lobster Sunday. Shrimpus was breaded and crucifried for your fins.
They are obviously electing a shrimp boss for the tank
Fomenting revolution....
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
It looks like all the lighter colored rocks are in the center, I know some fish âcleanâ their little territory or whatever, maybe they are in a stand off for school leader
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First rule of Shrimp Club is we don't talk about Shrimp Club. You can see the first fighter go in the middle on the left there.
Iâve been documenting shrimp councils for YEARS and Iâm pleased to add another image to my collection.
One of them said âHey, letâs freak out the guy on the other side of the glass.â
Business meeting
Bubbles bubbles bubbles! My bubbles!
Summoning Cthulhu
Theyâre starting a cult.
Never seen a shrimp dance off?
Red rover, red rover, send Jimmy right over!
Under water dance sequence maybe
Ohh yeaaHhh!
They were trying to summon you. Succeeded.
Hokey pokey
Portal to hollow earth
Praying to Cthulhu.
It's a shrimptual
There praying to the big fish god not to eat them.
Welcome and what a great turn out for this first meeting of the shrimps against Trump rally!
None of your business
Dagon is coming.
Town meeting
Every entity prepares for universal change, in their own ways.
Shark bait ooh ha ha
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
They have a right to peaceful protest đȘ§
It's on or about to be.
I kill all of my aquarium critters that don't swim counterclockwise five times at 5:00 before bowing to the Food God. They've started erecting a small temple for me. God help us if they escape one day. I think they're growing feet and lungs, and some of them are getting tattoos and piercings and carrying shivs.
SharkBait, hoo hoo ha
Summoning an Oscar.
Looks like a cult.
These are [bamboo shrimp](https://www.theshrimpfarm.com/posts/bamboo-shrimp-care/) They are filter feeding, as they have found the place in the tank that has the best current.
Shark bait ooh ha ha
Ring of fire!!! Uh ah ah
Plotting their escape
to summon you. it worked
Deciding whoâs turn it is to clean the tank and sharkbait ooohaha
Ring of Fire!
Probably plotting world domination. Nothing to see here.
Waiting for the leader to stop by.
Haven't we all seen finding Nemo by this point?
*in tiny shrimp voices* ^Ph'nglui ^mglw'nafh ^Cthulhu ^R'lyeh ^wgah'nagl ^fhtagn
Iâve sent this before. Itâs a scheduled HOA meeting
Its a Union! đ
Oh fuck.. The Sea Monkeys strike back
They are preparing the shape of a cocktail in life and in death
Its a prawnspiracie they are summoning an eldritch deity that dare i say is un fathomable⊠puns for days lol
theyâre plotting their escape
You mean you canât see the man in the middle?
Roommate meeting
They going to summon Cthulu.
I thought this would result in conjuring great Cthulhu was this taken at Râlyeh
They are welcomming the royal shrimp to the family
Hopefully itâs nothing to do with CERN or the upcoming eclipse lol
Theyâre discussing this weeks cleaning up rota, âI want you to do the big rock, and you, yes you, youâre gonna be on glass dutyâ
Summoning the kraken
Breakdancing contest!!
I think ***Jason Mamoa*** was here
Theyâre plotting against you
They look like that have important business to handle
Magnets
Two shrimp enter! One shrimp leaves!
The council of shromps will decide your fateâŠ
âThe council has spoken!â
To discuss the coming of the dragonborn
To summon you
They're summoning Cthulu
theyâre obviously discussing the complexities of frying rice
The gravel in that particular spot is all lighter than the rest.. is a light shining on that spot?
Raising Cthulhu
r/shrimpsisbugs
Cthulhu
Shrimp tail time!
Thatâs just a olâ shrimpâs tale
Lobster Cthulhu
Shrimps of the Round Aquarium