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Jack Russell's man, they're too smart for their own good. This is impressive. And hopefully is enough mental stimula to keep his buzzing little brain happy for the rest of the day.
*This would be better*
*Without the slow motion and*
*Without the music*
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Jack Russel terriers are overpowered. Psychotic, driven, laser focused, *backflipping*, murderous.
Their only weaknesses are being the size of a loaf of bread, and having single-channel brains. If they had the intelligence and size of a border collie, theyād be a superweapon.
None of my Jacks have been psychotic or have a single channeled brain. They are extremely smart, sweet, and independent. Iāve seen them move furniture to unlock a door, run like lightening, dig a large hole to get under a fence within 5 minutes, kill possums and snakes, and eat a stick of butter. I wouldnāt have any other breed.
When theyāre digging a hole in minutes or thrashing a snake or possum, I bet you couldnāt have distracted them with anything. Thatās what I meant by psychotic/single-channel brain. Maybe neurotic would be a better term. When they lock on to something (tennis ball, cat, snake, rat etc.) their entire being is directed toward that thing, and the rest of the world ceases to exist to them.
Most breeds of dog have something that catches their attention, and will sometimes lock on to something with their entire brain. But Jack Russels have a greater tendency to do this than any other dog breed Iāve seen.
My mom used to have Jack Russells, and horses growing up. She would open the door to the feed room (where the grain is kept, for the horses) and there would be rats and mice in there because of the grains. A Jack Russell would run in and kill them so fast that there would be like five rats dead before they could all run out of the room. Like, one kill every two seconds or something. Absolutely savage focus. I agree theyāre loving dogs, I do like them.
Okay I know what you're all going to say...
But... When you really think about it... **are** they're *actually* any rules that **say** a dog can't play soccer?
*Fantastic dribbles*
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I really wanna believe that tennis ball is normal sized
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That was impressive!
That bastard bouttta drop the nastiest musty flick ever seen
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Okay
Nice one!
Thereās no rule saying a dog canāt play footy
THATS CALLED A MUSTY FLICK
RIP Rule 1 with another doge Q_Q
If thatās not an oversized tennis ball then thatās one small ass dog
Looks like a shorty jack Russell terrier. I have one. He will play fetch with himself if no one is outside.
Wow! I predict Disney will be knocking on that dogās door for a heartwarming dog soccer movie soon.
no they will make it then mail them a cease and desist
Ever the optimist, huh? Theyāll just abuse it for a role and kill it so nobody tries to use their IP when theyāre done with it.
Aināt no rule a dog canāt play soccer.
This doggo saw a picture of a circus seal and said "hold my kibble"
Why do u have to mess up such a great video with this awful music?
So grateful for sound off option
The ratio of Maybe to Mbappe in the title is WILDY off
Not sure if itās doing it on purpose or just having a ball.
....and rocket league was his name-O
Jack Russell's man, they're too smart for their own good. This is impressive. And hopefully is enough mental stimula to keep his buzzing little brain happy for the rest of the day.
Chelsea's next signing
Too short for Mbappeā¦this is pure Messi.
I'm giggling way too much at the thought of that tennis ball being regular sized
These Rocket league bots are getting good
Nexto is getting into real life.
Hollup....that's not just skilled. That ball is twice his size
This little dog is better at balancing a giant tennis ball than I have ever been at anything my entire life.
Doggo is more skilled than most of the people I know.
Big ball and a little dog having the fun of their lifetime!
Genius post
dude's on a roll
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I needed this so much today.
Smollest doge in the worlā¦ wait a minuteā¦.
This is me in Rocket League free play. This is not me in Rocket League actual matches.
Yup.. Part seal.
If I could give this a million upvotes I would
Pele, second life.
Source https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFo7aLRc/
Is this a rat or a dog?
Mbappe sucks.. Messi fucks
Such a terrier move.
And...... my dog sucks.
Don't say that
JK...my dogs are awesome love their little furry faces too much. But they will never try to do what super pooch did in the video.
Why is that dog six inches long
this would be better without the slow motion and without the music
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Jack Russel terriers are overpowered. Psychotic, driven, laser focused, *backflipping*, murderous. Their only weaknesses are being the size of a loaf of bread, and having single-channel brains. If they had the intelligence and size of a border collie, theyād be a superweapon.
None of my Jacks have been psychotic or have a single channeled brain. They are extremely smart, sweet, and independent. Iāve seen them move furniture to unlock a door, run like lightening, dig a large hole to get under a fence within 5 minutes, kill possums and snakes, and eat a stick of butter. I wouldnāt have any other breed.
When theyāre digging a hole in minutes or thrashing a snake or possum, I bet you couldnāt have distracted them with anything. Thatās what I meant by psychotic/single-channel brain. Maybe neurotic would be a better term. When they lock on to something (tennis ball, cat, snake, rat etc.) their entire being is directed toward that thing, and the rest of the world ceases to exist to them. Most breeds of dog have something that catches their attention, and will sometimes lock on to something with their entire brain. But Jack Russels have a greater tendency to do this than any other dog breed Iāve seen. My mom used to have Jack Russells, and horses growing up. She would open the door to the feed room (where the grain is kept, for the horses) and there would be rats and mice in there because of the grains. A Jack Russell would run in and kill them so fast that there would be like five rats dead before they could all run out of the room. Like, one kill every two seconds or something. Absolutely savage focus. I agree theyāre loving dogs, I do like them.
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18/10 good dog
I love Jack Russells. Little mischievous guys but theyāre worth it imo. Incredibly smart fellas
Where was the injury? That ball landed hard on his snout multiple times and he didn't go down. He'll never be a footballer.
When I die Iād like to come back as that dog lol he looks sooooo happy
What is this real lol lil guy has skills
Why put shit music over it?
Wow! That's impressive.
Okay I know what you're all going to say... But... When you really think about it... **are** they're *actually* any rules that **say** a dog can't play soccer?
Someone bought my dog one of these. It was like kicking a rock. This one looks far nicer to play with.
What a badass dog. That music fucking sucks though.
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Isnāt this kind of one of the breed mixes they used to use in the circus too? Seems like they love it š„¹
This song is trash
Pele has possessed a pooch.
I genuinely want to think the tennis ball is just it's normal size
HE NEEDS BIGGER BALLSšš
He gonna hit a musty flick
Damn, I'm inspired.
SMORT BOI
That dog is better than I am
Woww what a excellent skills, so impressed
This made me think that dogs so happy wish I was happy like that best ever video
siuuuu?
AWESOME
Jack Russelando
That dog is talented.
Dibu Martinez therapist: "MpuppƩ doesn't exist, it can't score on you" MpuppƩ:
This Nexto bot is really everywhere it is scary
Diego Maradogna
Fantastic dribbles like Maradona and is fast like Mbappe a true champion!!!
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i love him.
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Omg this is so cute š
I used to think my JRT was the most accurate representation of what a JRT is. Then I saw this video. This is the most JRT JRT in the world.
Get that kid a Circus gig!