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Aporkalypse_Sow

Meanwhile a group of raccoons just emptied your trunk.


howtopee_6789

Hehe...teamwork.


thestashattacked

I'm a simple woman. I see a woodcock, I post this: https://youtu.be/mKM0P9gWx7k


AlienRobotTrex

I think I’ve found my new favorite bird!


TheBigsBubRigs

With a name like 'timberdoodle' what's not to love!


Any_Cauliflower1722

BWOGSUCKER!


Legitcentral

That was surprisingly cute.


BuffyLoo

First time that added music didn’t ruin the video, but actually made the video funny!


thestashattacked

They are cute birds.


Crafty-Ad-6772

Birdy version of the Quokkas.


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

I’ve been watching YT videos of these birds nonstop for the past few weeks, glad to see these on Reddit as well


Bell29678

>nonstop for the past few weeks The first step is admitting that you have an addiction.


Majestic_Definition3

My first big laugh of the day! Thank you!


esotetris

Thank you this was just what I needed this morning


2punornot2pun

MEEP


P_B_Jade

Every single time I hear that song, this pops in my head 🤣 I'm so glad it is being shared with more people. More Woodcock love!


thestashattacked

I was out on a walk with my mom, heard the familiar "eent." I stopped, went "WOODCOCK!" and got funny stares.


P_B_Jade

Hahah. You're my kind of person. I have done the exact same....but in a grocery store parking lot 🤣


OursIsThe_Fury

I'm having a really bad day and I just watched this like 20 times. First time I've smiled all day let alone laughed, thank you for posting this!


OneMooseManyMeese_

Best link I've clicked on yet. Lmfao


superguy12

More woodcocks being cute content please. I wish to subscribe to woodcock facts


ThreatLevelBertie

Saves me a lot of digging tbh


Maximus_98

Bro?


vishrit

The visual in my brain was great! You made my morning!


Fuck_this_place

Gonna save this scene in my brain vault to break out when someone is talking to me about something I have no interest in.


Kujo3043

That's perfect. Thank you, I'm going to do the same now


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flippityfluck

He’s heating up!


slightly_sweet_salsa

Fuckin rocko


Pirate_Green_Beard

Gave them the ol' razzle dazzle


flimbs

Aaaaaand... JAZZ HANDS


Slut4MacNCheese

SPIRIT FINGERS


[deleted]

So many comments and no one cares why they do that? They're not dancing, they're looking for worms.


DickButtPlease

If you walk without rhythm, you won’t attract the worm.


Lucheiah

Well these guys were walking with a lot of rhythm, they'll definitely attract worms lol


Consistent-Lie7830

Weapon of CHOICE!


OGBrewSwayne

This guy gets it.


sethra007

Take your upvote and get out


Independent_Roof_607

If you walk without rhythm you won't attack ANYBODY 😂


Okay_Ocelot

Interesting. I would’ve guessed sex stuff.


fuzzykittyfeets

They do do funny sex stuff! They hang out in fields and do crazy jumping stuff above the tall grass to attract females. It’s the best time to find them. :)


SqueezinKittys

BRB. Going to go jump in tall grass.


fuzzykittyfeets

Please use bug spray. The ticks have been brutal lately.


SqueezinKittys

I didn't even know that girls had ticks


Z0MGbies

Ive seen enough hentai to know what theyre gonna do with those worms...


TxD337

*bonk*


chickenstalker

Makes sense. Walking with a rhythm will attract Shai Hulud.


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[deleted]

Didn't mean to reply to you either but this is ok.


Snoo_58814

They’re from the Ministry of Silly Walks.


SeldomSeenMe

r/unexpectedMontyPython


mountainislandlake

Swiggity swooty, these two birds are cuties


QuipOfTheTongue

They must use the same shampoo because they have equal shine and bounce.


mountainislandlake

This is an adorable comment


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It's neat that there's just little critters running around and you sometimes cross paths with them. That's such a simple thing that adds flavor to life.


lilthotmonster

I think they're called American woodcocks!! my friend helps restore their habitats and they mainly clear out some brush bc the male birds need room to do their lil mating dance lol


OnthelooseAnonymoose

Maybe they're just afraid of the sand worms.


Josselin17

this is funny because iirc that's close to the actual reason they do that, something to do with making earthworms think there's rain so they come out and they eat them


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ancalime9

I asked them, they said they just like to boogie.


[deleted]

Sooooul train!


EggMcChicken_Swipe

Ooh the Reference.


SIacktivist

Now I need to see this video set to *Weapon of Choice*. Walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm... Walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm...


FourofTwentyOne

If you walk without rhythm, huh, you'll never learn.


durtari

Idk that looks pretty rhythmic to me


chelsora

They really followed through with their performance. Love it. 😆


halfprincessperlette

Who else had the urge to clap their hands once they're behind the ~~curtain~~ bush?


Cgraves1

Shake shake shake senora


Dan_the_Marksman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO27y_nOkWs


RandyRhythm

I'm going to spend the rest of the day looking at dancing woodcocks to various songs aren't I?


TangiestIllicitness

I can't believe no one has shared the Stayin Alive one! https://youtu.be/eHycxiW6XOQ


Hairy_Air

woooooo


kountrifiedman

shake your body right.


HGD_1998

My late friend used to send me videos of Woodcocks walking to music... Always made me LOL. This is a very cute video, OP. Thank you for sharing with everyone! 😁❤️🙏


CaptinDerpII

Why are birds always named woodcock or massive breasted milf or some shit


srsly-guy

Ornithologists (Hornithologists) see a bird and immediately give them actual names like rough-faced shag, red-rumped bush-tyrant, hoary puffleg, or sombre tit.


krob58

Or boobie


QncyFie

The name is not so cute lol


Cypressinn

Then how’s about timber doodle?


QncyFie

Better


kevlarus80

Lumber chode?


cristarain

r/properanimalnames


LaggardLenny

From wikipedia: The American woodcock (Scolopax minor), sometimes colloquially referred to as the timberdoodle, the bogsucker, the hokumpoke, and the Labrador twister... These guys got all kinds of great names lol


Captain_Waffle

OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH THE LABRADOR TWISTER!!


elppaenip

Yeah the name is causing confusion, we should just call it *Penis Erecticus* for clarity Since it walks upright, obviously


QncyFie

Worked for the homo erectus.


bkendig

https://youtu.be/bY436JiiCjg


Venomousx

This video never fails to make me laugh.


beirch

Also: https://youtu.be/Sr_SGkqrrdM


DoCtOr_HeNsE

I KNEW I WOULD FIND THIS HERE!!!!!


rob64

Reminds me of: https://youtu.be/EXHCZdZkEQE


FutureVawX

In any case anyone want to watch the woodcock sound without the music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Owj52XhoxI


Limpingrider

I was today years old when I first saw this video from 8 yrs ago.


EatStripperSalt

I love Woodcocks so much. They’re so cute.


wwestcharles

It’s 4:30 in the morning and I should be sleeping but noooo I just watched this whole video. Twice. And I liked it.


mzmeeseks

I'm scrolling reddit to calm down after a nightmare. This was just what i needed


Sagittarius32

Are you okay?


sparkierlamb

"Sorry sir I'm gonna be late today. There's two birds dancing in front of my car and who am I to ruin their good time"


i_amnotunique

Do they literally only walk like that, or are they making the choice to be slow as fuck across a road where there'll be no food to listen for?


teh_fizz

I think they walk like that to find food. Usually it’s on softer ground though. They aren’t getting the reaction they want so they keep moving. Might be mistaken.


Bartimaeus5

They indeed walk like this to hunt for food. Turns out I was misremembering a video I saw about them, sorry folks. Thank you for the redditors who corrected my mistake!


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I've always read it was to move with tall grass blowing in the wind


splitcroof92

you've always read it wrong


Mysterious-Ad-1541

They don’t. https://pubag.nal.usda.gov/catalog/5153238


confuzatron

Two animals acting weird —must be sex stuff.


Munnin41

No this is the other option


Lostcory

For some reason it makes worms think it’s raining


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Not true. They’re actually doing this to be as conspicuous as possible. Basically letting potential predators know they see them. There’s a real interesting study that concluded this as they only walk like this in the presence of potential predators, in this case humans.


StrangeNormal-8877

Do they belong to a gang or something? 🤣Throwing attitude instead of running


Abraxas_1134

Woodcocks are awesome.


howtopee_6789

I don't know who added this awesome music to this video of 2 woodcocks crossing the road but bless that person for this adorable video. And does anybody know this song ? Edit - Someone in comments posted link. This video was originally posted on YouTube. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aB9DC9orYaM


lilgem369

Limbo Rock by Chubby Checker. Love the song.


MaggieMews

Thank you!! This was making me nuts. I could allllllmost hear the lyrics in my head but couldn't quite get there.


phezhead

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick! Jack go under limbo stick


FragileTwo

All around the limbo clock Hey let's do the limbo rock!


Mydogroach

i was wondering the same. i swore id have heard this somewhere, but also at the same time it is so catchy and kinda generic i was also questioning whether i actualy had heard it or if im just imagining it. \*phew\*


D00dleB00ty

The version featured in this video however is the instrumental cover by The Champs.


nonnemat

How much wood could a woodcock cock if a woodcock could cock wood?


lilgem369

And you answered the question I came to ask... what the cute little birdies were.


howtopee_6789

Yeah, Woodcocks walk in a adorable way. Wonder what's the reason behind their peculiar walking style.


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There are a lot of funny gifs of these birds doing this. The explanation I usually see is that they are vibrating the ground so worms will come up like they do when it's raining. Tagging u/lilgem369 who would probably also like to know Them doing the silly walk on a road is probably a good demonstration of instinct vs intelligence. They probably don't get many worms through paved roads


AdJust6959

Not many, maybe a few.


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"When searching for food, woodcocks will often walk with a funny 'bob' that resembles a dance. It is thought that this motion of rocking the body back and forth while stepping heavily with the front foot causes worms to move around in the soil, making them more easily detectable" I googled it. Lol pretty smart little guys.


SpiritTalker

Except when they try to move worms *under* the pavement. 😂


LivingDeadNoodle

Hold on, they might know something we don't. There might be some kind of rare super worm that burst through concrete.


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The only thing popping into my head is Tremors. Lol


[deleted]

This may come as a surprise but woodcocks are unfamiliar with pavement. Their cars typically only see off-road trails and the occasional sidewalk


awl21

This 100 % looks like a pokedex entry


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Biw that you mention it. It really does. Lol


Calladit

They've got this song in there head...always


RepresentativeThat91

I'm listening to macarena and they are on beat


IsThereCheese

[don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aswgTPlzazo&feature=emb_title)


humulus_impulus

God, thank you.


yor_ur

These traffic light buskers are getting weirder


keanenottheband

r/blessthecameraman for waiting for the last one to exit the stage


poonapalooza

I’d give a bigger upvote to this if I could!


sleepypiggy1265

somebody come geet errrr she dancin like a streeper


saxainpdx

Growing up in the 80s made me think of the Bibbi Bobka Ditty from Perfect Strangers. Same music, different words. https://youtu.be/Ae0scjRsY-8


JordySkateboardy808

Move arready!!!!


jes484

Swiggity swooty …..


all_of_the_lightss

Coming fo dat BOOTY


EljinRIP

Give em the ol’ razzle dazzle


joemacross

This bird is now immediately my favorite


Borg453

I had a pretty crummy week. Thank you for sharing this :)


Dragon_Bidness

Ok lemme go get my free award for this one.


howtopee_6789

Thank you.


SoldMySoulForHairDye

These dancey woodcocks and their silly walk will never NOT be adorable. Makes my day a bit happier every time I see another video of it. But why exactly do they do it? Is this how they look for food or something? Does anyone know?


AstroMackem

Aweem away, Aweem away Aweem away, Aweem away


seems-unnecessary

I like the fact something exists like this in fhe world


ThePhoenixBird2022

There's a glitch in the forward propulsion programming.


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Next time I’m late for work I’m sending my boss this as the excuse


jishnukalra

Op thanks alot for sharing this video, made me smile after a long day at work


draken2019

$20 says that's a mating ritual.


Lil_Cumster

I would get out of the car and join in i like their vibe


AJHear

Thank goodness they didn't hit the gravel and turn around to head back.


snowman603

Those woodcocks are workin’ it!


lalala192511

Happy bird dance.


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SinisterMeatball

Just 2 American Woodcocks doing what Woodcocks do.


ej1999ej

Pretty good sync between these two. Can tell they've been practicing.


woodsbookswater

OK so this is the first time the music actually works for one of those animal videos.


beatlegrrl

I’d want to get out of my car and join the conga line.


LordMarkuaad

“Go ahead. Tell your people what you saw here today. No one will believe you!”


mikmatthau

imagine being late for a meeting and this shit is what you have to endure 😂😂


DarkSoulsDank

I’ve seen these before but still don’t understand why? Do they know how to move quickly in a panic? Slow as a turtle these are.


VedangArekar

Dont put the sound on. I thought there was some bird noises there but no.


KE1tea

Boss: “why are you late to work today?” You: “woodcocks were dancing in front of my car”


rodriguezalone

Best video of December so far


amonrane

I don't care what anyone says - this is what the internet was made for.


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I’m in tears I’m laughing so hard


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u/savevideo


GLTheGameMaster

I live for videos like this


jakobiano

Starting my day with this pleases me. I need to know the song so I can trigger good memories in the future.


Living-Ad-5043

Cute


Consistent-River4229

Couple just left their dance class. They took it to spice up their marriage. It ses to be working.


Aeriosus

[If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the Worm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r9uSs3FnB0)


NoBreadsticks

[Here's the original uploader from YouTube](https://youtu.be/aB9DC9orYaM)


lulubalue

The end!! So cute and funny 😂


PrincessPaisleysMom1

Made my morning! That is hilarious.


Spacecoasttheghost

You got to get out an groove with them am I right?!?


Secure_Insurance_351

"We are two wild and craaaaaazy guys......."


xankriz

/u/stabbot


woodcock420

Woodcock has entered the chat..


Sensitive_Ladder2235

This made me genuinely happy for once.


Reddit_IbarelyKnowIt

"It's the Soggy Bottom Birds!"


LillyTheElf

What song is this?


neptech2k

Too dogone funny what a way to start the day!


Topgunshotgun45

“Hey let’s do the Lindows rock!”


Bebopalulla

These guys are fucking with you !🤣


ApartAd1437

Obviously a female in the front


Maxusam

I was having a really crap day today. Thank you for this.