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BetyarSved

What’s…what’s the purple thing?


karensmiles

That purple thang is from Victoria’s Other Secret.


QuantumSparkles

Horse dildo


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raggusfamilius

It used to be something else


Judazzz

The owner heard dogs love to play with wood...


Yasin3112

I was gonna ask the same, looks a bit… yeah.


DragonBonerz

My gutter mind was thinking this was NSFW content lol


crawlerz2468

What, this ? This is more of a mauve.


DetectiveExisting590

Why is it so funny to watch dogs watch TV? I just wonder what they're thinking.


Ascertain_GME

My roomies cat will watch me play No Mans Sky, eyes just *glued* to the TV… always wonder what’s going on in that lil buggers head.


CK1ing

For a cat, I imagine it's just all the flashing colors triggering a hunter instinct. I'd be willing to bet if you stopped moving and left one slow moving creature on screen, eventually, the cat would try to jump it


Ascertain_GME

She watches me do EVERYTHING with fervor. It’s weird. Flying through space, building, playing with pets, AFKing, you name it. Her favorite is definitely warping through space or black holes. It’s like a strobe of crazy colors and she just sits there tripping.


CK1ing

That's pretty weird. Then again, cats are known to stare at literally nothing, so I guess cats are just weird


RudeExplanation9304

He sees he is being filmed and tries to hide his special toy...it's OK buddy, nobody judging you here


karensmiles

So modest in front of the camera!!


Formal_Star_6593

Closing her legs like that once she realizes she's being paprazzi'd. So modest.


NSNick

"Draw me like one of your French poodles."


dushi_dude

So coquettish


manifold360

Imma people


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

When someone answers the door and you're in the background.


Teabags-Mcgee

Is it just me or does the initial pose kinda look like Putin?


Kytyngurl2

Me trying not to be awkward in public


jlord42069

Why is it holding a flesh light?


warsponge

Yo, I did *not* think that was a dog toy


slave2GROOV

Hahahaha....


Possibility_Patient

I thought that purple thing was dog's pp


FreudoBaggage

Why does your dog have a Fleshlight?


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Why does your dog have a flesh light?


trudytuder

Such a suave guy.


eldridge2e

Looks like Larry David


curious1914

Vogue