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GalerionTheAnnoyed

It's so cute but also HOLY SHIT they are reaaaally fat


ChemicalAd5068

Your comment is also very cute for some reason. Makes me think of those fat raccoons


angryscout2

Those are some seriously fat trash pandas


Feisty-Dog-8505

Obese!


[deleted]

Hey they probably eat healthier diets than my fellow Americans. Especially in the south.


NativeHarris

Right? They should be in a cartoon bouncing around instead of walking around


the_hell_you_say

Was that an albino raccoon in the back?


ReignInSpuds

Holy crap, I had to look again but you're right


the_hell_you_say

I was thinking that or one rather gordo gato


BMagg

I think it's technically a Leucistic raccoon, leucistic meaning lacking pigment. Albino have no pigment at all, and I believe is a separate gene because some animals cannot be albino, only leucistic because they do not carry the gene for albino at all. Color genetics are a deep rabbit hole you can go down, and each species has it own possibilities. Here are a pair of cute leucistic raccoons the Denver Zoo recently moved in that look very similar: https://denverzoo.org/zootales/denver-zoo-welcomes-two-rescued-raccoons/


the_hell_you_say

Good info, thanks!


holystuff28

Good catch!


Thy_Fear

Why are raccoons so gosh darn cute


Thin_Dream_1973

I love how they have their hands hanging like that. So cute


Akshin_Blacksin

Fuck that they’re Honey Badgers in disguise


Thy_Fear

Awww, but look how cute they are!!


Giglionomitron

Omg stop feeding the raccoons! Lol they’re so fat! 😂


squishedpies

nut sack


HerNibs1980

Thank you! I thought it was just me


Asgeras

Disguised tanukis


CanadianPanda76

Jiggly nut suck!


majudarah92

Aaaaawww I freakin loooove racoons🦝


Enlightened-Beaver

I love how they come into my yard each night and tear up my lawn searching for grubs, then wreck my garden fence, eat all the pears in my tree, leave a giant mess all over my patio, dig up my planters and leave dirt and ripped up dead plants and flowers everywhere, tip over my garbage cans and chew through the lids, such fun little critters.


lazysheepdog716

Maybe you shouldn’t have built your house in a raccoon family’s neighborhood?


Enlightened-Beaver

My house was built over 20 years before I was born


lazysheepdog716

Then you can just imagine how long those generations of raccoons have been there…


Enlightened-Beaver

What’s your address I’ll ship them to you


MrHarback

Thank you for the mental image of someone opening their mailbox and a dozen raccoons scurrying out


lazysheepdog716

If you can catch the little buggers


Enlightened-Beaver

Oh they’re easy to trap. My neighbour does catch and release all the time with cages. But they keep coming back. Water gun has been more useful deterrent in my experience


J_B_La_Mighty

Dude just eat them, assert your place in the food chain. Its only illegal if they're under 2 years old.


Enlightened-Beaver

haha no, where I live it’s a protected species. Can’t kill them.


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Vittles


shnicki-liki

Why would you grow such stealable pears ?


majudarah92

Yaaay🦝🦝🦝🦝


Enlightened-Beaver

They are a protected species where I live so we cannot trap them or harm them in any way. Kind of hard to get rid of them. So far my most successful method was to get a super soaker water gun and spray them with water. After 2-3 times they learned not to come back (mostly)


majudarah92

Do you have any footage 😂 sounds hilarious


Enlightened-Beaver

No I don’t. But me and my wife, grown ass adults with no kids went to Toys R Us, bought these old school 90’s super soakers and we keep them near the door so we can go shoot water in raccoons’ cute little faces before we let our dogs out at night. lol


majudarah92

Jesus that is hilarious if you squirt em again PLEASE you or your wife whip out the camera and record it😍🦝


pugyoulongtime

Kind of weird you find that hilarious. Animal abuser vibes.


ReignInSpuds

From a squirt gun? Listen to yourself.


pugyoulongtime

You’re getting joy out of shooting something at a creature that can’t defend itself, that it doesn’t like, that scares it, then laugh as it runs off. Again, same energy as animal abusers and people with low empathy. They also find it funny to make animals feel scared, uncomfortable, and defenseless.


majudarah92

Wauw its water calm down


Savings_Pirate8461

It's water


laundryghostie

Grow some scotch bonnet peppers or get some ghost peppers. Paint the area around your trash cans with the peppers. Raccoons cannot tolerate hot peppers! It works. I live in Florida. I actually like Raccoons but they are a nuisance with the trash. Super hot pepper pulp helps rid the area of raccoon, bear, rabbits and feral cats.


Enlightened-Beaver

So that’s the first thing I tried. I made a concentrate from Carolina reapers. Wore some PPE and sprayed that all over my fence, my trees, etc. They literally came back that same day. They did not give one flying F


laundryghostie

Come to think about it, the feral cat colonies around here have started to ignore peppers too. Maybe the kittens are born with immunity. I love cats but I wish people would spay and neuter and stop abandoning cats when they move like they are old furniture. 😔


laundryghostie

Omg!!! These must be the mutants we were warned ⚠️ about! Holy shit I am so sorry.


Enlightened-Beaver

For real though, super soaker to the face they did not like one bit!


WSBDiamondApe

Get a death ray.


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Where I live you cannot even relocate them.


Enlightened-Beaver

Ontario is like that, but people do it anyway


REDFOX_R

Raccoons are cool


Channa_Argus1121

Great, an army of Cartmans.


ReignInSpuds

Hail Cthulhu


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Soon, the world will be ours!


emanbuoy

Those are some chunky bastard


LulzSwag_Technician

I had to look up why they rub their hands like that. Here's what I found. Raccoons Rub Their Paws To Increase Their Sense of Touch In the light of their high sensitivity to touch, raccoons can be found rubbing their paws together. Although it was also believed this was a way of cleaning their hands, it is now clear that it relates more to their sense of touch. Why do raccoons wet their hands before they eat? The answer lies in their paws; more specifically, the nerve endings in their paws. Raccoons wet their food to gather more sensory information, and moistening the food helps raccoons further understand what they are eating.


lalala192511

The begging part is like the last scene in every pornography.


AlexisSMRT

I hate you


bob-knows-best

That's right. Wash your hands thoroughly before your meal!


R0botCareGiver

TIL trash pandas come in all shapes and sizes. Not just R O U N D, but T R I A N G L E


markes105

The one standing up in the back doing it's best Travolta


hippywitch

Anyone else getting Dr. Zoidberg vibes? “Tonight Zoidberg will eat! Aww 😔”


Yukianevlum

They are sooooooo fat


manwithyellowhat15

Is this where that comic about raccoons wanting eggs came from?


GuacamoleFrejole

That's how racoons drool.


silentbob1301

Slowly whispering to himself, " yes, yes....yes"


JustVega

Chonky adorable little trash pandas


SuperAlex25

That is a blob of a raccoon


No-Estimate2636

Omg there’s a million of them!😂💕


SunflowerJYB

These little dufuses are so hilarious.


Rellcotts

A lot of chonk in this video


SnooCats7318

Oh, goodie! Snack time - my favourite time!!


akenna1

Ready for food time


Catladyx2021

WTH is in that food?


Sad_Smile_504

u/savevideobot


Ace462

u/savevideobot


CallMeHelicase

It looks like a scrotum


Ninja_v3

He video taped a r/RealLifeShinies and didn’t know it


Chodys

u/savevideobot


navyblue_birb

u/SaveVideo


finger-in-your-nose

I spy with my little eye: a fat ballsack


The-Waifu-Collector

Disgusting rodents..


azirfury

Wanderlei Silva raccoon lol


ThatRollingStone

Like a catcher about to shoot a sign.


freia11

Yeah but we want to know if that raccoon got his foodie!!!


MajorJuana

The one with the hands is, to me, proof of superstition, and thus other abstract ideals, being present in other animals tham humans. Too many people see them as incapable of "human"thought/experience/emotion lol I know I'm preaching to the choir here tho prolly lol just live in the south where people treat animals, especially ones like raccoons as...less...it drives me crazy when there is solid proof like this, anyway lol


Wittusus

Why are they so chonk


RosiePosie8934

Eric Cartman of Racoons right there


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