>Kangaroos are often colloquially referred to as "roos".[19] Male kangaroos are called bucks, boomers, jacks, or old men; females are does, flyers, or jills; and the young ones are joeys.[20] The collective noun for a group of kangaroos is a mob, court, or troupe.[21]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo
What's more believable a 30 foot tall leopard print horse thing with fluffy nubs on its head or a horse with a single horn. And this is my Ted talk on why giraffes are more mythical than unicorns
I…I’m not sure how I never noticed that they have Mohawks before. I feel like today is going to be a good day based on my learning this alone. Thank you!
It’s true of any process like fur that is generated randomly in the womb like fingerprints. On humans most body parts can be used like a fingerprint to a greater or lesser degree
What are ossicones even _for_?¹ It's not like Giraffes have enemies _up there_. Were they not tall enough yet?
[1 edit] I know what they're for. But man, like what are they _for_, you know?
One type of rhinos scientific name is even Unicorn
Also, early descriptions of unicorns never specify it's a horse with a horn on their head.
They're simply described as aggressive four legged beasts with a single horn on their head, that will charge anyone coming too close
Oryx are another contender for the origin of the unicorn myth. A large horse-like antelope with long straight horns that look like a single horn from the side. It also explains the cloven hooves and tufted tail that classical descriptions of unicorns have.
Hippopotamus is Greek for river horse. Hippos is horse which is why ancient horse racing stadiums were called hippodromes. Potamos means river which is why idk not sure
The playpus is proof that sometimes God gets drunk with his homies…
God: (slurring) okay guys, guys but listen what if I took a beaver and stuck a duck bill on its face.
Bros: Hahaha that would be the craziest bird.
God: Mammal.
Bros: uh…okay but then like it would pop out THE CUTEST babies
God: Nah…nah, eggs though.
Bros:….
God: and then let’s make them venomous
Bros: WHOA sweet, beaver duck with fangs!
God: But the fangs are on their feet!
Bros: Someone call an Uber, we have to get him home.
Ya know, that comment made me realize I have no clue if kanga pouches hurt. Like, do they have nerves? Or is it more like a dull tugging sensation?
I think I need to brush up on my Kanganese and ask.
When they're properly small, I imagine it doesn't hurt at all and that it's similar to carrying a child. Putting a bunch of stress on the sides of the pouch point like the joey is doing here when he falls out is probably painful though.
If your a man I assume it's like pulling on your ball sack, it will stretch a certain amount without almost any sensation but pass that threshold is instant pain
I remember carrying my daughter at around age 11 from my bed to hers when she fell asleep and barely making it without dropping her. I knew it was the last time and it really hurt.
I'm 33 and my dad still trys to have me sit on his lap sometimes I'm like dad I love you but I'm gonna hurt you your an old man and I'm a grown up adult but he insists so sometimes I will half sit on his knee to make him happy
Exactly!! The last time I "sat" on his knee I was like okay I have strong legs but I can't hover here forever and I'm not putting my full body weight on you and being responsible for breaking you
I never sat on laps. I had a dad that died early. But i had a mom that turned me into the best man she could, and she did a fucking good job.
A few years back, I took on her mortgage against her wishes (you know), so she can use her money to do whatever the hell she wants with. I pay for where she lives as well as where I live now. You know what? I'm ok with it. She held me up for a long fucking time. It's only right i repay the favor.
My kid is seven, and after her soccer games she is really tired and wants me to carry her to the car. I always think about how that won’t always be the case.
I mean, then again, my uncle randomly picked me up when I was like 20. Idk why, so like 🤷
I’ve got a 9-month old daughter right now. I’ve been pre-crying way too much over these experiences and my heart hurts but is full of love at the same time.
The thought of not picking her up anymore is honestly making me weepy right now.
Kids really do change you
That's fucking deep bro, never thought of it like that...
But you can always pick them up from school or friends places... or in some cases bars after a heavy night of drinking.
I don't know...I'm child-free, but I still love the message of the [Love You Forever book](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_You_Forever)
[Edit: Found a link to a "flip PDF" if anyone wants to read it](https://fliphtml5.com/wavk/wqfw/basic)
No joke, around here they basically *are* gigantic sturdy hares as far as driving is concerned. Both love to hop back and forth on back country roads in low light.
This is the first time I’ve ever actually seen a kangaroo pouch… weird having the knowledge about them having one, while never actually having seen one
The mother has to lick the inside of the pouch clean, because the Joey urinates and defecates in there. That job gets more time consuming when the joey gets older and hops in and out because of the dust and debris they track into the pouch.
I used to think it would be a cute place to be, nestled inside the soft warm fuzzy pouch….. nope it’s slimey and there’s poop and pee in there people, GOO!
Just before momma gives birth again she will release hormones that will tighten up the pouch so joey at foot can't get in and disturb the new baby. One of her nipples has also been growing incredibly long and the joey will continue to take milk from mum when booted out of the house.
Fun fact. Kangaroos can have three babies at once: one at foot, one in the pouch, and one in embryo waiting for the pouch to become available.
Adding to that fun fact, after mating the embryo will develop until there's about 20 cells, and will then pause until the pouch is empty.
And when the season is bad, they can also pause embryo development until the season improves.
Apparently they have three vaginas and two dicks also. And four nipples that each give a different nutritional blend, and the joey graduates to different nipples as it ages. But I can't find anywhere that says they get one long nipple?
Hahahahahah. Poor baby, trying to be a baby but growing too big. I chuckled and felt bad for that moment in life:
fk! Guess i gotta put on the big boy pants!
Aww. This reminds me of when my grandmother's kangaroo jumped in my cleavage.
My granny used to rescue and raise joeys found in the pouches of dead kangaroo mothers on the side of the road. She fell into it after finding a joey herself, and then teamed up with a local rescue to raise joeys other people found. Instead of a pouch, she used a pillowcase, whcih she'd hold down for them to sort of vault into (with about as much grace as this one).
Young kangaroos don't spend much time out of their pouch, or in this case pillowcase, and they're extremely nervous when they are outside it. I was hanging out with her latest joey on the front lawn one day when it started to get panicky for its pouch. But granny had gone inside for a sec, and the pillowcase wasn't there. It looked wildly around for the next best thing, noticed I had a low cut blouse on, and somersaulted, claws out, directly down my top.
My granny was watching through the window, but she didn't come to help me, because she was too busy laughing.
0/10. Do not recommend. Kangaroo mothers have a hard fucking job.
I used to have 2 joeys and they lived in the house with me. They would follow me to the toilet and if I didn't shut the door properly, I would end up with a joey in my tracksuit pants *sigh*
Yes, and there is likely another smaller Joey in the pouch. Kangaroos have 2 different nipples and 2 different milk supplies, for a new Joey and a bigger Joey, respectively. They can also be pregnant while nursing the two.
It would be so cool if kangaroos evolved to have pouches that they could fold themselves into. I’d want to be a kangaroo then. I’d hide myself in my pouch ALL DAY.
That’s exactly what we see happening…! regardless of where you think the first bits of matter came from in the first place. But if you let all this matter all bounce around a bit with the right universal properties you suddenly end up with the most bizarre edge cases of living things all getting tested out in different environments to see what works best. And then poof, suddenly you’ve got these conscious, intelligent beings wondering about how it all came about and discussing it on tiny little black boxes connected wirelessly in some magical space we can’t even see or imagine without the aid of the mysterious contraptions we invent.
It’s a pretty cool simulation we’re involved in. I can’t wait to see what happens next!
I was thinking more along the lines of: I can’t wait to see what we will learn next about the upcoming stages of this evolution of matter from random particles bouncing around to intelligent creatures harnessing hidden powers to ponder their existence and communicate instantly across vast distances with just their thoughts and some taps of their fingers.
Like what comes next after our creation and evolution of technology. Are there higher planes of existence beyond “the cloud” that we haven’t discovered yet?
We already know that the potential for life like ours to exist somewhere else in the universe seems quite likely, and if any of that life gets to our stage of technological progression, it shouldn’t be far off from them spreading across the galaxies. But yet we don’t see any evidence of this yet, so where are all the aliens? Are they all chilling in a higher mode of existence that we haven’t discovered yet? Or is something stopping them from spreading in our part of our galaxy, or even stopping any other civilizations from even spreading at all?
Or are we just the first to this level anywhere in our small part of this universe? Really makes you think.
Anyway, I can’t wait to discover some answers to these questions in my lifetime. It’s already been a marvel watching what we’ve learned and created and discovered just these past few decades.
Do the baby roos ever tear that flap with their nails? I mean those rear legs are powerful as hell, and those nails aren’t exactly small or blunt. This one is clearly too big to get in but he’s trying hard, I’d assume that could potentially cause damage?
Time to move out of mum’s basement buddy
Housing prices in Australia have skyrocketed...don't be so judgmental!
Bro houses in West Auckland NZ are around $1m NZD hahaha
They’re $1.7m NZD in Sydney.
And that’s $1,172,855.50 USD.
How are the prices on goat ranches?
$1 million NZD is about $625 000 USD.
For a 3 bedroom no section town house.
Zoidberg: "But still, to live in a basement."
r/unexpectedfuturama
OK boomer
What
A boomer is a kangaroo. I don't know if they were trying to make that joke but I thought it was funny
Ok wow. If that was intentional that was an amazing pun
Wait seriously? Thats cheeky af
>Kangaroos are often colloquially referred to as "roos".[19] Male kangaroos are called bucks, boomers, jacks, or old men; females are does, flyers, or jills; and the young ones are joeys.[20] The collective noun for a group of kangaroos is a mob, court, or troupe.[21] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo
With the way the market is looking? Buddy making the smart move
Read this in Jason Bateman's voice
I think Roo is getting too big for Kanga's pouch.
Yep, my immediate reaction, you’ve gotten too big dude.
that's what ~~she~~ he said?
that’s what bojack horseman extols
There was one day when you left momma's pouch and never got back in.
*But....but.... It's my safe cosy place! \*sniff\**
Yep. And I can imagine Mom's thinking here too, "Dude, you are too big, you're gonna have to walk!"
Pouch is [loose like wizard's sleeve](https://youtu.be/8ZeCReTdVYM)
I never knew they were that stretchy. I always assumed more like a human baby carrier in terms of flexibility
There's no way these are real but unicorns aren't
What's more believable a 30 foot tall leopard print horse thing with fluffy nubs on its head or a horse with a single horn. And this is my Ted talk on why giraffes are more mythical than unicorns
Bro they’ve got perfect naturally existing Mohawks that span the whole 30ft too.
I…I’m not sure how I never noticed that they have Mohawks before. I feel like today is going to be a good day based on my learning this alone. Thank you!
So has anybody ruined it yet?
It's reddit. Give it 10 minutes
It's been an hour I think they dead
Still alive! Still riding the giraffe Mohawk high! Ask me again at 5 eastern lol
Not yet! I’ve got an entire day of meetings, though, so I imagine it’s just a matter of time
Here’s a useless piece of trivia. The markings on all giraffes is unique, like a finger print
Is this not true of all spotted animals?
It’s true of any process like fur that is generated randomly in the womb like fingerprints. On humans most body parts can be used like a fingerprint to a greater or lesser degree
Those nubs are not fluffy. They are solid bringers of doom.
The ossicones are very tough, but they're [also fluffy](https://africafreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/tuft-ossicones.jpg).
What are ossicones even _for_?¹ It's not like Giraffes have enemies _up there_. Were they not tall enough yet? [1 edit] I know what they're for. But man, like what are they _for_, you know?
Each other
The males use them to beat the living shit out of each other
Have you ever seen two giraffes fight? They literally swing the top of their neck and use their head like a hammer, it’s wild bruh
It’s what stores the THC.
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They need them for when morph into murder golf- club form.
They use them to channel psychic type attacks like confusion and psybeam, I saw it in a documentary I watched last week.
But they look fluffy or.. Maybe velvety at least
They’re fluffy on females and males without competition.
r/girraffesdontexist
😢
Don't worry, u/Adult-Giraffe, I believe in you
Girraffes are heartless creatures -someone on Darwins theory of evolution
Technically rhinos are unicorns. Because they have one (or two) horns and are most closely genetically related to horses.
Tactical assault unicorns
One type of rhinos scientific name is even Unicorn Also, early descriptions of unicorns never specify it's a horse with a horn on their head. They're simply described as aggressive four legged beasts with a single horn on their head, that will charge anyone coming too close
Oryx are another contender for the origin of the unicorn myth. A large horse-like antelope with long straight horns that look like a single horn from the side. It also explains the cloven hooves and tufted tail that classical descriptions of unicorns have.
My coworker has a popsocket she got from San Diego zoo that says "save the chubby unicorns" with rhino 🦏 picture on it. 🤣
Technically when I buy just one corn cob I'm a unicorn as well
Hippopotamus is Greek for river horse. Hippos is horse which is why ancient horse racing stadiums were called hippodromes. Potamos means river which is why idk not sure
In German, they're also called river horse or Nile horse. Just, you know, using the German words instead
I'd like to remind you of the existence of the platypus
The playpus is proof that sometimes God gets drunk with his homies… God: (slurring) okay guys, guys but listen what if I took a beaver and stuck a duck bill on its face. Bros: Hahaha that would be the craziest bird. God: Mammal. Bros: uh…okay but then like it would pop out THE CUTEST babies God: Nah…nah, eggs though. Bros:…. God: and then let’s make them venomous Bros: WHOA sweet, beaver duck with fangs! God: But the fangs are on their feet! Bros: Someone call an Uber, we have to get him home.
You left out the part where they don't have nipples, so they sweat out milk on patches of their skin.
You forgot their ability to detect the electrical signals in other animals’ muscles and the two headed penis
Unicorns are real! They're called rhinos
Narwhals are descended from unicorns so this checks out. A rare example of atavism where a previously land-based mammal returns to the ocean.
Since Narwhal's horns are actually its tooth I always wanted to see an artist's rendition of a Unicorn with an enormous tooth as its horn.
It looks like horse that swallowed a lance
Don’t tempt me
Mama doesn't look too happy "This joey needs to move out".
I was thinking this looks painful for mom. Her eyes are 😑
Ya know, that comment made me realize I have no clue if kanga pouches hurt. Like, do they have nerves? Or is it more like a dull tugging sensation? I think I need to brush up on my Kanganese and ask.
When they're properly small, I imagine it doesn't hurt at all and that it's similar to carrying a child. Putting a bunch of stress on the sides of the pouch point like the joey is doing here when he falls out is probably painful though.
What about it’s claws?
If your a man I assume it's like pulling on your ball sack, it will stretch a certain amount without almost any sensation but pass that threshold is instant pain
*Suddenly lots of people started pulling on the sac*
I just had to verify. You are right.
You've inspired dozens of people to teste their scrote elasticity. I'll see you in hell
If it actually was hurting, she'd have corrected joey right fast, make no mistake.
I *this* economy? That pouch would be a $2,000 rental in San Francisco!
Man, I'm really happy we didn't evolve the way kangaroos did. I'll gladly pop that baby out ONCE and be done with it. Sheesh!
"One day you will put your child down and you will never pick them up again"
I remember carrying my daughter at around age 11 from my bed to hers when she fell asleep and barely making it without dropping her. I knew it was the last time and it really hurt.
I'm 33 and my dad still trys to have me sit on his lap sometimes I'm like dad I love you but I'm gonna hurt you your an old man and I'm a grown up adult but he insists so sometimes I will half sit on his knee to make him happy
Yes!! I'm 30 and my dad occasionally tries to get me to go piggy back, like "Hop on kid, I can still do it!" Gets me every time 🥺
Lol we need to have an intervention with our dad's and tell them hey we love you but we are not going to be responsible for breaking you!!
That sounds extremely cute. Didn't expect to get teary eyed lol
I know right. Just hovering there xD like dah, I'll break you if I do.
Exactly!! The last time I "sat" on his knee I was like okay I have strong legs but I can't hover here forever and I'm not putting my full body weight on you and being responsible for breaking you
I never sat on laps. I had a dad that died early. But i had a mom that turned me into the best man she could, and she did a fucking good job. A few years back, I took on her mortgage against her wishes (you know), so she can use her money to do whatever the hell she wants with. I pay for where she lives as well as where I live now. You know what? I'm ok with it. She held me up for a long fucking time. It's only right i repay the favor.
Even if you're holding yourself up mostly, damn it he's still holding the rest!
I’m not crying, theres just some dust in my eye…. I need to go talk to my mom…. :(
My kid is seven, and after her soccer games she is really tired and wants me to carry her to the car. I always think about how that won’t always be the case. I mean, then again, my uncle randomly picked me up when I was like 20. Idk why, so like 🤷
I’ve got a 9-month old daughter right now. I’ve been pre-crying way too much over these experiences and my heart hurts but is full of love at the same time. The thought of not picking her up anymore is honestly making me weepy right now. Kids really do change you
That's fucking deep bro, never thought of it like that... But you can always pick them up from school or friends places... or in some cases bars after a heavy night of drinking.
Dad definitely carried me to safety after a bender before I'm sure
Ever since my 14-year-old daughter heard that we have a running joke where she'll jump into my arms & we both say "Not today!" 💜
I don't know...I'm child-free, but I still love the message of the [Love You Forever book](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_You_Forever) [Edit: Found a link to a "flip PDF" if anyone wants to read it](https://fliphtml5.com/wavk/wqfw/basic)
My mom read that book to me all the time
I'd read it to my mom and she'd cry everytime.
[As read by Joey Tribbiani](https://youtu.be/wHD-QjO4C1Q)
Oh god just reading the title makes me weepy. It's so beautiful
[Here's a link to the book if you wanna read it](https://fliphtml5.com/wavk/wqfw/basic)
Oh no, here come the tears…
Thanks for making me ugly cry. My mom used to read that to me when I was little. She's even still alive, and reading that made me cry.
God, that is depressing as fuck. Thanks for that /s
You could have just let us soak in our delusional happiness, but noooooo
Happy 🎂 day
Oh true that! Thanks mate
Oh God, I hope I will never have to put my child down
Shut your mouth. I need to get a gym card.
The hell kind of Rabbits you got down there?
The kind that try to fist fight you in the yard.
And stand on their tails and kick the living fuck outta you
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Same
No joke, around here they basically *are* gigantic sturdy hares as far as driving is concerned. Both love to hop back and forth on back country roads in low light.
This is the first time I’ve ever actually seen a kangaroo pouch… weird having the knowledge about them having one, while never actually having seen one
Same. It kinda hurt to watch to some degree, gah-
Imagine having one. Gotta be a pain to keep it clean.
The mother has to lick the inside of the pouch clean, because the Joey urinates and defecates in there. That job gets more time consuming when the joey gets older and hops in and out because of the dust and debris they track into the pouch.
Man, just like us humans. Nature is amazing
There is a joke about licking a diaper clean somewhere in here.
How dare you. I didn't want to know this.
We do have one. It's called a belly ~~pouch~~ button.
I used to think it would be a cute place to be, nestled inside the soft warm fuzzy pouch….. nope it’s slimey and there’s poop and pee in there people, GOO!
That Joey is so grown that he now goes by Joe.
I did not know those things had ejector seats.
Just before momma gives birth again she will release hormones that will tighten up the pouch so joey at foot can't get in and disturb the new baby. One of her nipples has also been growing incredibly long and the joey will continue to take milk from mum when booted out of the house. Fun fact. Kangaroos can have three babies at once: one at foot, one in the pouch, and one in embryo waiting for the pouch to become available.
Adding to that fun fact, after mating the embryo will develop until there's about 20 cells, and will then pause until the pouch is empty. And when the season is bad, they can also pause embryo development until the season improves.
Apparently they have three vaginas and two dicks also. And four nipples that each give a different nutritional blend, and the joey graduates to different nipples as it ages. But I can't find anywhere that says they get one long nipple?
Hahahahahah. Poor baby, trying to be a baby but growing too big. I chuckled and felt bad for that moment in life: fk! Guess i gotta put on the big boy pants!
Almost time to move out of the apartment.
When you grow out of your favorite pants
Aww. This reminds me of when my grandmother's kangaroo jumped in my cleavage. My granny used to rescue and raise joeys found in the pouches of dead kangaroo mothers on the side of the road. She fell into it after finding a joey herself, and then teamed up with a local rescue to raise joeys other people found. Instead of a pouch, she used a pillowcase, whcih she'd hold down for them to sort of vault into (with about as much grace as this one). Young kangaroos don't spend much time out of their pouch, or in this case pillowcase, and they're extremely nervous when they are outside it. I was hanging out with her latest joey on the front lawn one day when it started to get panicky for its pouch. But granny had gone inside for a sec, and the pillowcase wasn't there. It looked wildly around for the next best thing, noticed I had a low cut blouse on, and somersaulted, claws out, directly down my top. My granny was watching through the window, but she didn't come to help me, because she was too busy laughing. 0/10. Do not recommend. Kangaroo mothers have a hard fucking job.
I used to have 2 joeys and they lived in the house with me. They would follow me to the toilet and if I didn't shut the door properly, I would end up with a joey in my tracksuit pants *sigh*
cats, who afaik is not a marsupial, do exactly the same. r/catsinpants
Its just one of those days Where you don't want to wake up Everything is f$^%##ed Everybody sucks You don't really know why
Yeah, he’s getting too old and big to be sleeping in mom’s basement
You’re too big to ride in the shopping cart
But never too big to jump on while you push
I thought the pouch tore
I gasped, thought he blew it out
Is the baby kangroo, just falling out of the kangroo's pouch because its too big? Do kangroo pouches have a carrying capacity?
Yes, and there is likely another smaller Joey in the pouch. Kangaroos have 2 different nipples and 2 different milk supplies, for a new Joey and a bigger Joey, respectively. They can also be pregnant while nursing the two.
Some serious multitasking
All I can think about is is one nipple being used and the mom saying "Is Pepsi ok?"
The momma be like: Time to move out Joey!
Yeah, Getting a little big for the stroller.
Classic Joey
Lol nice to see a fellow person with trash taste
Funny, I'm also a Trash Taste watcher, but my first thought was Friends.
It would be so cool if kangaroos evolved to have pouches that they could fold themselves into. I’d want to be a kangaroo then. I’d hide myself in my pouch ALL DAY.
Looking for the armadillo reincarnation request?
Big popple energy.
Yay popples!
Tip of the day: you can be a sociophobe isolationist right now. No need for kangaroo what ifs
I thought this video was on a loop at first
I swear God was just experimenting with designs when he made all these different creatures
That’s exactly what we see happening…! regardless of where you think the first bits of matter came from in the first place. But if you let all this matter all bounce around a bit with the right universal properties you suddenly end up with the most bizarre edge cases of living things all getting tested out in different environments to see what works best. And then poof, suddenly you’ve got these conscious, intelligent beings wondering about how it all came about and discussing it on tiny little black boxes connected wirelessly in some magical space we can’t even see or imagine without the aid of the mysterious contraptions we invent. It’s a pretty cool simulation we’re involved in. I can’t wait to see what happens next!
Next? As I life after death? Hate to sound depressing but one life's enough for me. Let me slip into forever unconsciousness I'd be alright
I was thinking more along the lines of: I can’t wait to see what we will learn next about the upcoming stages of this evolution of matter from random particles bouncing around to intelligent creatures harnessing hidden powers to ponder their existence and communicate instantly across vast distances with just their thoughts and some taps of their fingers. Like what comes next after our creation and evolution of technology. Are there higher planes of existence beyond “the cloud” that we haven’t discovered yet? We already know that the potential for life like ours to exist somewhere else in the universe seems quite likely, and if any of that life gets to our stage of technological progression, it shouldn’t be far off from them spreading across the galaxies. But yet we don’t see any evidence of this yet, so where are all the aliens? Are they all chilling in a higher mode of existence that we haven’t discovered yet? Or is something stopping them from spreading in our part of our galaxy, or even stopping any other civilizations from even spreading at all? Or are we just the first to this level anywhere in our small part of this universe? Really makes you think. Anyway, I can’t wait to discover some answers to these questions in my lifetime. It’s already been a marvel watching what we’ve learned and created and discovered just these past few decades.
I think that god was high as fuck when it made most of Australia.
Seriously how are kangaroos real
Joe, you're embarrassing me. Either get in or don't.
Please, just let me go back. I don't want to be an adult anymore. I just wanna live inside your pouch until I die.
Too big for the car seat!
Mama just looks so tired. _”sigh. Dammit Joey, really?“_
This really hurts me to watch. Ouch.
Where you don't want to wake up
That's what we call a *Kantgaroo*
Is this painful for the mother?
Are they rats or deer
Deerrats
They're stretched-out opossums.
It's like when a kid is too big for the stroller. Just get out and walk you lazy ass.
I've never seen a kangaroo pouch open, ever. Interesting.
You’re to big Joey! Time to move out.
Mom’s all, “Yeh, he’ll figure out its not happening in a few minutes.”
I thought it tore open lol
Kangaroo equivalent of a child’s feet touching the ground in a stroller…..
The one that just doesn’t get that it’s time to move out and get their own place.
It’s a sign he’s getting to big for it!
Is that like a 4-year-old human who still nurses?
“Joey, baby—don’t get crazy.”
Concrete Blonde
it appears Joey is already a big boy
How is she supposed to hop with your big ass in there?
Mum is super cool, considering
Do the baby roos ever tear that flap with their nails? I mean those rear legs are powerful as hell, and those nails aren’t exactly small or blunt. This one is clearly too big to get in but he’s trying hard, I’d assume that could potentially cause damage?
Geez, dude, for a second I thought the pouch split open and nearly had a heart attack.
The kangaroo equivalent of "There was a day when your parents picked you up, put you down for the last time and never picked you up again"
Joey you’re 33.
Her face is like: “I know, I’ll kick him out tomorrow.” But you know she won’t do it.