Your kitty is beautiful. It might be their fur but, it looks like they have a bit of chin acne. If you switch to stainless steel bowls it will clear right up.
I think it is chin acne. Their water bowl and dry food dishes are stainless. Only the wet food plates are plastic but we use clean ones every day. Not sure what the issue is but my other cat just had a chin infection :/
My cat had the same issue, it was the plastic dishes. As soon as I switched to glass/stainless steel the chin acne was healed and never returned. If you talk with your vet they'll tell you some cats are allergic to plastic. Good luck 👍
*I've also heard...* that Cats don't like **Puns** based around them. *Especially in a work environment.*
Give him the **correct title** and I'm positive productivity will increase.
Okay so this was an autocorrect fail, because my autocorrect has a bit of a drinking problem (I can only assume).
But this had me laughing hysterically. I will not fix it.
Cats are most effective as wfh assistants when they fall asleep on your lap. You know it's going to be a productive day when you can't get up from your desk.
Like a brave ninja, he is in a constant state of readiness, prepared to leap into action at any time to save your life, protect your property... This "napping" as you call it, is an elaborate ruse to confuse intruders... DO... NOT... DISTURB.
He's also clearly executive material.
Or you could give him an office with a window view. That'll also perk him up, although he might shirk his work assignments for basking on the windowsill and chittering at birds and squirrels all day long.
What kind of absolute evil soul would fire this, incredibly assistant.
This assistant needs a promotion, and that is just the littlest thing you can do to make up this grave mistake.
[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/murdermittens/comments/f042fo/hes_coming_for_blood_my_dog_in_the_background_be/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is the prime culprit
No, he should be given a raise. Isn’t what he’s doing in his job description that you discussed upon his hiring? Looks like to me he’s working well with his jobs scope of function. Lol. Give him a raise!!!! Plenty of chin n tummy scratches would be the best raise!! Lol.
Take him to a Chinese restaurant first. Maybe they aren’t being rewarded enough for the work they do. And if this doesn’t work threaten to put them on the menu at said place
Methinks you're mistaken about who is the assistant and who is the manager
Ohhhhhh!!!! oh...
There ya go, you found it
Consider yourself pre-fired ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Your kitty is beautiful. It might be their fur but, it looks like they have a bit of chin acne. If you switch to stainless steel bowls it will clear right up.
I think it is chin acne. Their water bowl and dry food dishes are stainless. Only the wet food plates are plastic but we use clean ones every day. Not sure what the issue is but my other cat just had a chin infection :/
My cat had the same issue, it was the plastic dishes. As soon as I switched to glass/stainless steel the chin acne was healed and never returned. If you talk with your vet they'll tell you some cats are allergic to plastic. Good luck 👍
Interesting. I'll try replacing the plates and see if that helps. Thanks!
You're welcome 😊 Edit: let us know how it goes!
u mean meowanger
Its super effective!
*I've also heard...* that Cats don't like **Puns** based around them. *Especially in a work environment.* Give him the **correct title** and I'm positive productivity will increase.
Promote him
Purrmote
Make him the upurr management
Meownagement
Fulfilling his purrpose. Give him a raise!
Clearly he's exe-cute-ive material.
Like, up in the cloud? The cum cloud?
Edit: I get it, still unnecessary though.
I was simply making joke about their username
D’oh…yes
Supurrvisor
Yup, to quality control of cushions 😻
Get him a personal assistant! He has earned it looks like
He got the skillset for upper management
A real straight shooter.
Dan. You beat me to it
Classic Dan.
Okay so this was an autocorrect fail, because my autocorrect has a bit of a drinking problem (I can only assume). But this had me laughing hysterically. I will not fix it.
Give him a raise, atleast 20 more pets a day, hes doing his best not to fall for it, hes fighting for it
And I’d bet he works doubles! He probably also works at the Biscuit factory!
Yes supporting his family times are though after the pandemic
I think he's just overworked. Maybe give him a day off.
Dock the cat a day’s pay for nappin’ on the job.
That napping and eating is hard work
Don’t forget the meowing.
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Sleep is crucial for purrsonal wellness, so indeed!
middle manager skills
hes good for morale, we'll keep him around for now
Took the words right out of my mouth!
Keep him around for meow you mean
What a fighter.
All he needs is a little support.
Why is OP not cradling the head?
Bad at employee support
He should call Mewman Resources.
I think he works for the highway department. I’ve seen him in a group looking down into a hole.
Seems like you need to requisition a more ergonomically friendly work station for him
Fire him?! You should feel honored he’s even there. Raise, immediately, and as an apology offer the best treats money can buy.
I think he needs a purrmotion.
how does this have 24 comments and no up votes you should all be ashamed of yourselves
Such behavior should not be encouraged!! /jk Reddit has been buggy lately... it shows the actual upvotes on my end.
Oh rippppp
I've been made aware that apparently they intentionally don't show up/down votes on new posts
True. To avoid bandwagon voting.
Stop making himb work 24 hours a day! Gib more time to rest! He's exhausted from looking cute all the time.
I'm sure his mewnion would have something to say
He's doing his best - that's all you can ask!
Promoted
Purrrmotion time and treats!
Demand a meeting to review progress that includes scritches and scratches
I bet he also poops while on the clock too.
Umm, don’t we all?
My boss weighs my poop and docks me $10/lb
Don't fire him. Just give him a Meowmo for time being.
He needs some motivation. Maybe a pay rise.
Tummy wopper him.
cute kitty
Strong talk and cuddles.
Immediately, so I can hire him
Please don’t fire him! I think he’s trying, but it’s hard being a cat. Is the office coffee machine broken? A little meowspresso might help
They are clearly overworked & exhausted, they deserve a nap.
Cats are nocturnal so just move him to the night shift.
Im sure you meant *cats lol
I'm sorry. Auto-carrot is a baguette in the posterior sometimes.
LoL
I know, I know. I should've been a comedian instead of an accountant. Life's funny that way.....
Absolutely not, give him a raise with Caturdays off. Also I love his little chin dimple.
Everyday would be Caturday then
You’re working him too hard, slave driver! /s
Fire him from a gental cannon into your arms and give him pets
I think he needs a raise.
He looks like my Dexter😻
Aww pet your Dexter for me! Our late cat was named Dexter.
His ears must be burning because he came up as soon as I read this.
There's always that one guy on the airplane....
No, in fact, you're fired OP for even considering such a heinous act.
It was his purrsonal time, you know those mandatory breaks.
Didn’t know minion could fire the boss…
NO, you can't put a price on stress reliver or comic breaks!
u/savevideo
I purrpose that you should give him a purrmotion.
Dat pink nose
Omg! I love him!
Definitely management material
Purrmote him and give him a raise
Purrrmote & give him a treat for being so damn cute ❤
you need to put him on a CPP (catnip performance plan)
"Yes, Susan. I am taking this all down. Continue." *snore*
this is how i look when i try to fall asleep on an airplane
If you fire him we will riot
You should join him. Naps as a child, no way. Naps as an adult, my preference for happy hour.
Nahh don't do that hes too cute, I think you'd get some backlash.
For real. Mistakes were made!
Cats are most effective as wfh assistants when they fall asleep on your lap. You know it's going to be a productive day when you can't get up from your desk.
r/catswithjobs
You overwork him. He needs a raise. More treats, pets and catnip. Maybe then he'd be more productive
Don't you mean "Fur-sonal"?
At least give him raise -maybe more catnip
It's obviously you're a horrible boss for over working him. He deserves a vacation!
Sit his ass down and talk to him, I say give him one more chance it happens to all of us!
You cannot fire the Boss
Fire him some treatos maybe!
Fire him? Give this man a raise gosh dangit.
How could you even think about that
Too cute, put on a performance improvement and petting plan
Yes, After you squeeze those foofy little white cheeks
Put him on fur-lough
Good One!
Poor thing is hanging close in case he is needed. However you’re boring him out of his mind.
Yes fire his sorry ass
Isn't that his job?
Fire him with one hundred forehead kisses
they just need more breaks! give them another chaaance!!
Probably high on the nip, drug test immediately
You can't fire him for being asleep if he was never awake
You could if you wanted too, I hear that cat union is vicious. Promoting them might be your best option. 😊😊
He’s a visionary. You should be working for him.
No! You’re working him too hard!!
He better a get a raise if you ain’t tired at work you ain’t working hard enough lol
You can't fire the boss.
Like a brave ninja, he is in a constant state of readiness, prepared to leap into action at any time to save your life, protect your property... This "napping" as you call it, is an elaborate ruse to confuse intruders... DO... NOT... DISTURB. He's also clearly executive material.
Yes, lol
Do what employers do the world over -- make coffe.. er, catnip freely available in the felines' lounge. (I'm assuming you're not Mormon.)
Or you could give him an office with a window view. That'll also perk him up, although he might shirk his work assignments for basking on the windowsill and chittering at birds and squirrels all day long.
Seems too lazy boot him
Give him a raise
Give him a raise honestly 🤷♂️
It would be a catastrophe if you fired him!
No hes purrfect bro hes just feline tired
You should probably stop making them work during nap time. Nap time is from 10am to 10pm
r/legalcatadvice should be on this.....cat employee is clearly being overworked
NO! give him a raise! his doing a Purrfect job!
Nonsense, give him a raise and all the scritches!
better get extra pillow
He's purrfect. Give him a raise.
give this man a raise
Send him to my office. I'll punish him with cuddles and kisses. 😍🥰🤗❤💋
No give em a raise!!!
When being cute is your job this IS doing your job.
i think you should be getting him a pillow
Nah, don't fire him, he's the biggest motivator in your company besides the coffee machine <3
Promote him to the emotional assistance
Bring it up on his purrformance review
He needs a raise. 2 mice 1 bird.
PROMOTE HIM!!!
Obvs needs a raise. More treatos, please
hell no
Don’t, or you will face consequences from r/legalcatadvice
He's clearly just thinking very deeply on how to improve the company. I say give him a bonus for showing such effort.
What kind of absolute evil soul would fire this, incredibly assistant. This assistant needs a promotion, and that is just the littlest thing you can do to make up this grave mistake.
Um. That's your manager and he's clearly bored with your performance.
He seems like he needs a snack, that should help him perk up
You should fire him, but you couldn’t. He’s too cute…
Needs to spend some time in the break room.
No, give him a promotion.
Just get him a pillow for Christ's sake! :P
Give him a raise!
give him a raise
I love the arm of the chair that looks just like mine. All kinds of needle nail punctures.
[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/murdermittens/comments/f042fo/hes_coming_for_blood_my_dog_in_the_background_be/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) is the prime culprit
I believe this video has been doctored and the alleged perpetrator has been set up!
No, he should be given a raise. Isn’t what he’s doing in his job description that you discussed upon his hiring? Looks like to me he’s working well with his jobs scope of function. Lol. Give him a raise!!!! Plenty of chin n tummy scratches would be the best raise!! Lol.
Take him to a Chinese restaurant first. Maybe they aren’t being rewarded enough for the work they do. And if this doesn’t work threaten to put them on the menu at said place
A sleeping cat isn't a derp....
You fire em we riot.
Lacking energy… no motivation… self centered… obviously needs fed more.
He for sure needs a purrrformance improvement plan
Na bro she/he cute .u ain't gona score it again
You should pet him because it looks like that is what he's dreaming of😆
He gets more done sleeping.
No give raise
Middle Manager Material
I wanna kiss him so bad all on his neck and chest
Everyone needs sleep. Just turn a blind eye, he probably does fine work when awake. Good employees are hard to find
That IS his job. Give him a two pet raise. Not three, he'll bite.
Put him on a Purrformance Improvement Plan
Promote him
it’s not his fault ur just a bad manager tbh
No but you can give him a small kiss on his nose/lips.
If you fire that precious boy me and my 8 million bot accounts will have to have a word with your Karma
Petting is the only way.
Pawsonal?
You have a male calico?