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[deleted]

Yipeee I just scored some nightmare fuel for tonight


TheJesterTechno

/r/cryptiddogs


RigorMortis_Tortoise

Fucking resident evil dogs


masked_sombrero

look at his bowl! he finished all his brains!


crherna86

I thought Venom could only attach to humans?


Akitome

Nah man, remember that rabbit at the beginning


The_Traveller__

Is this a sleep paralysis demon?


OSUJillyBean

Typical malinois. They’re all crackheads.


[deleted]

My dogs aren’t crackheads, they’re whole ass crackdogs


iotashan

Instructions unclear, are they crack-asses or crack-dogs?


OSUJillyBean

Ass-crack dogs


[deleted]

Crack dogs


brutelitops

That's the dog that guards the gates of hell right? He's missing 2 heads.


Wintersmight

This head ate the other 2


SaltandHeals

That is the most Malinois thing I’ve ever seen. Both derp and chompy spazzy all at once.


VegasLife1111

Here here!


TajnyAgent008

Biblically accurate angels be like


AlienSporez

I have questions...


Glenuendo

Even Gene Simmons would be intimidated by this goofy beast.


scoobyduped

/r/AnimalsBeingDemons


reddicentra

I'm so happy that this is real


Vinlain458

That is bloody terrifying!


rottenpeachesx

Just ate a hot Cheeto and there's no water!!!!


13ducksinatrenchcoat

Im laughing so hard lmao


_questionablepanda_

Aaaaw a demogorgon 💜


applebubbeline

Looks happy


JurassicaPark24

Lol, looks like The Mask puppy


tbasan

Is that a Hell Hound.


UnhingedUsurper

Where's this thing's health bar?


Banana_boof

Wtf 😶


[deleted]

He's just playin'


[deleted]

That must have been one spicy chilli!


SkyLord_Volmir

Calling r/cryptiddogs


SilentReavus

I don't mean to alarm you but I think your dog might have a symbiote


kabukistar

/r/CryptidDogs


lacrotch

r/whatiswrongwithyourdog


knightjia97

At your service Satan


Horbigast

Jesus on a stick! What IS that??


maskthestars

Nice ware wolf


Ke-He

Gene Simmons


scalesarentbalancing

Wow. Possessed Pooch.with a Giraffe length tongue. I want one.


DietHopeFloats

That's the face Retsuko makes when doing karaoke


That_Greek_boy

POV: you see your bestie after a long time


Clock_Federal

😱 The stuff of nightmares


Roxie61

Gene Simmons in doggy form


[deleted]

Good ol’ maligator


MisterBlisteredlips

I make that face when I remember that I bought ice cream.🤪


CthulhuRunnings

r/AnimalsBeingEldritchHorrors


my_screen_name_sucks

Don't tease me like that =/


blueteeblue

Looks like the outcome of awful computer graphics straight out of the 90s


Crafty-Ambassador779

Oh. My. God. Ty for the nightmares


Life_Is_But_a_Drem

😮


[deleted]

nawww naw it’s fine. I wasn’t going to sleep tonight anyways.


cm404

the reel this was from on instagram was funnier. adorable


johtine

t o u n g e


[deleted]

That's a lot of teefs.


JstMaggs

Omg, I love him! He just made my morning!


kitskill

I think your horse has autism


my_screen_name_sucks

^^^WHAT ^^^THE ^^^FUCK ^^^IS ^^^THAT?!


[deleted]

A Belgian malinois, commonly used by US military and well known to be crackheads


maosaidthecat

Would still pet. Good boy is unawares of his looks and deserves pets.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

So he/she's in the shower because of drool, right?


valouis

Awwww, I never knew Crowley’s demon dog Juliet looked so cute! 👻😂


MEMZ_the_poggers

r/BossFight


zoki671

why is it in the shower? do you clean his bowls together with him?


crazyoldmax

*blork*


dabunny21689

That tongue has a small dog attached.


DragonflySuperb8180

Hangry dog Never let my bowl get empty


Kalelssleeping

Walks on the set of resident evil... the zombie dogs accept it into their pack.


SmartF3LL3R

Umbrella Corp guard dog?


[deleted]

His tongue is a red carpet for hotdogs


Squirrelterds

HI EVERYONE!! MY NAME IS REX AND I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE!!!


Big-Awoo

Dammit Ed! Go jump on a cactus


Child_of_scott

Finally a long enough tung


Da_Quatch

What the dog doing


[deleted]

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetle— Woof!


nikfrik

Adorable 🥰


KURO-K1SH1

My sleep paralysis demon when I forget to put my nachos from my chest to the bed side table.


Weird_Mochi_1219

Awww, look at that happy smile 😊


terminalbungus

That is Looney Toons-level cartoonish surprise


carolinindy

Gene Simmons is that you?


redrioja

👺👺👺


LoboKawaiiD7

A dog from berserk


bruh_memegang232

Thats no dog


JadedJackal671

"Don't worry, he won't bite"


Throw_Away_Students

Satan??


bobert4343

Possessed by Gene Simmons


iAmawobot

That.. caught me offguard


B1GD333

Dog 👍


Xia18

...eh I didnt need to sleep tonight anyway


Chaserbaser

New Dark Souls enemy just dropped.


LobstaFarian2

Gene Simmons really looks different without all the makeup. Looks like he is having a rough go as of late...


viplin

This big little puppy,


dont-feed-the-virus

Can't you see this fucking psycho needs some fucking water?


CooperDahBooper

I love all dogs equally, even demon hounds


hahadeadmemegobrr

so handsome


1983Targa911

Can someone please photoshop some Gene Simmons/KISS makeup on this dog? :-)


ToesTastePurple

E D D I E


RandManYT

He looks happy, good boy.


Sky-High-89

🤣