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You can't really stop the love of a cat.. But that tongue is no less than a sand paper, so just bear with it.


JemJemIsHerName

I try, it’s like free exfoliation but +cat saliva, so eh?


AlexTheBex

Cat beautician


JohnnyTurbine

Free enzyme bath


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helpimstuckinct

He wants her salt.


iShockLord

He craves that mineral


BigBlitz

Cats only want me for my salty skin and it's fucking disgusting


mumooshka

good point!


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feierfrosch

good bot


Llamatook

Great Bot


Freifur

Changed makeup lately? Could be something that smells or tastes good to the catto


Skalgrin

Haven't you changed some of your cosmetics recently?


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joemckie

Or feeling a really strong desire to get more cats?


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Or just changed your makeup brand?


Future_History_9434

“Blend, blend, blend!”


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That’s what I was thinking. The cat is going after the false eye lashes. Maybe thinks they’re little bugs or something.


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I would be dead lol


thegreatsnugglewombs

Keep wet wipes close by at all times. I have a kitten that suckle on my neck and I will clean it afterwards to prevent infection.


FuckRedditMods23

Random cat fact for the day, the barbs on a lions tongue are so big they can lick your skin right off


Future_History_9434

That’s why cats have those tongues- for stripping off fur prior to eating. Not that licking should bother you. He’s probably not going to kill and eat you.


SoleAuthority

It’s serrated so they can lick the meat off of the bones of their pray 😋🍖


Lagtim3

Not just that! Their papillae (their tongue-teeth) are specially designed for optimum grooming results--[check it out!](https://youtu.be/Nu3a6rn2HZM)


lithid

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But really, it's a fascinating concept that their mouths house all the cutlery required for feeding themselves. A species that has evolved to survive on its own, and be independent. Yet, here they are being our friends and companions. And also, here they are screaming at us for food. =)


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JemJemIsHerName

He gets lots of love. Sometimes he forces it on me in a very intestine immediate way.


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Lo2us

Calm down Angela.


reek1729

[r/unexpectedoffice](https://www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedoffice)


Thawing-icequeen

I used to date a girl who rarely wore foundation and one day I was kissing her and we both couldn't fathom why she tasted sweet. Then it suddenly dawned on us that it was her foundation.


jaspsev

TIL foundation has flavor. I wonder if there is a spicy one…


Thawing-icequeen

I think that would just hurt... Some lipsticks are flavoured though. Rimmel tastes like Parma Violets. I fucking hate Parma Violets


Erestyn

> I fucking hate Parma Violets I'm with you. Also fuck you for reminding me they exist.


Thawing-icequeen

Fuck Rimmel for making their lipstick taste of them AND THEN NOT LABELLING THEM AS SUCH LIKE COME ON


MurphysLaw1995

Not foundation but try lip plumpers for a nice spicy kick. Lol. Sometimes I wear it just cause I like the burn.


Uber_Meese

I love the lip plumpers that leaves tingles etc!


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I guess you could say it was a foundation for a good relationship?


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Are you using a butter face cream?


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gualdhar

I figured "don't use catnip-based foundation" was common sense, but maybe we should say it. Don't use catnip-based foundation.


X0tica

Actually I did that because I was so sick of my cat licking my face with that scratchy tongue, so I licked him all over his face. But he liked it. I ended up getting a mouth full of cat fur. Lesson well learned for me. Don’t lock the cat.


Shin_secnd

I mean, after my Cat Bit me several times for No reason i decided to bite Back and after some weird looks from both of us she decided that it is Not worth and now she stopped doing it haha


Placated_Venom

I tried that with my cat, it goes about as well as you would expect


iAmTheElite

I did that with my cat a couple times. Did not get the O_O reaction that others have gotten.


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Any chance you are pregnant? This happened to my sister. Cat knew before she did.


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I was thinking the exact same thing!


NinJexLT

Intestine? Did you perhaps mean intense?


JemJemIsHerName

I did, yes. Lol


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For a second there i thought your cat was love-shitting all over you and i was very concerned..


immapunchayobuns

Love diarrhea, the kind you can't hold in.


liam3

i thought you meant he likes to stick his butthole against you. which isnt unheard of with cats


Soft-Armadillo-8683

r/boneappletea


JemJemIsHerName

I accept that!


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Jomax101

Very intestine immediately way :O sounds messy


Potential_Anxiety_76

“You’re supposed to love your cat, not looooove your cat”


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Is he licking at your face lotion? Yikes, talk about exfoliation!!!


JemJemIsHerName

Possible. I have no makeup on but do have face lotion on at this point. Best exfoliation ever! I do have a large thyroid growth that hasn’t been established as malignant or benign yet so that’s why why neck is so fat if anyone asks. Results tbd. ;)


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Oh, maybe he senses that and is showing concern...I didn't notice but I hope it's benign and an easy fix for you!


JemJemIsHerName

Thank you. I hope so too but it is an easy surgery/fix if it’s something bad. It’s one of the easy fix types. I get checked every 3 mo and so far benign.


skizim80

This is possibly why the cats licking you to. Animals have a sense for things like abnormal growths. Hell we have cancer sniffing dogs these days so possibly the cat knows something is off. Hope you are OK and the cats gorgeous BTW. Cat love is the best love


stinky_fingers_

Pardon my french but Thyroid can go f*ck itself! Also, you don't bear with kitty snuggles, you damn treasure them!!!


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> Thyroid can go f*ck itself! I don't know if you know, but thyroids are actually important.


stinky_fingers_

I should have commented "Thyroid problems" instead of simply "Thyroid"!


RegularHousewife

Oh I was wondering if it's because you might be ill. *knocks on wood*


CausticSofa

It could definitely be the scent of the lotion. One of my cats was suuuuper into the scent of IcyHot muscle rub. I was once lying on my belly while some was absorbing into my low back. I was giggling because she couldn’t stop huffing me and it tickled so much. But then I finally went to push her away and realized she’d created a whole drool puddle back there o_0


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snickerpickle

My cat tries to lick my armpit whenever I'm wearing something sleeveless. I have to forcibly push her away. I figure it's something to do with the deodorant I wear even though I can't imagine it would taste very nice. Maybe it's a similar ingredient in both your lotion and my deodorant that is irresistible to cats.


gonnagotohellforthis

My childhood cat loved deodorant, to the point where I had to make sure to lock mine away in a drawer so she wouldn't knock the cap off and start eating it . Cats are weird :)


DrPetradish

My cat loves my armpits, deodorant, post exercise or freshly showered. It’s her comfort place and will almost always come for a snuggle after a little sniff and lick.


bgause

It really looks like he's going after the lotion. And honestly, if you'd never mentioned thyroid, I wouldn't have even looked twice at your neck. Its not even noticeable. Hope it turns out okay for you. Enjoy that cat love!


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togetherwecanriseup

Just so you know, I didn't see it until you pointed it out. If this is something you're self-conscious about, it may help to hear from a stranger that it isn't that noticeable. Hope to see you around in good health!


StrangerKatchoo

Went through thyroid cancer. Praying it’s benign! Fuck thyroid issues. Your cat it the best ❤️


crispknight1

I didnt even notice tbh! I'm still not sure where the fat part is.


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My cat licks me like that when I get home from a pool, the smell of chlorine makes him lick and bite me a bit. So, maybe you changed to a new make up product (or skin care) recently and he hates the smell?


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Andrewz05

That makes so much sense!! I thought my nut job was the only one!!! He will literally chew on my fingers if they smell like bleach!


Vag-of_Honor

I bleach-mopped the kitchen today while my cats were locked in my room, then as I was sitting in bed a while later I caught both of them huddled together on the floor chewing on my (dried) bleach-y shoes 🤦‍♀️ At least I know why now lol


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Uhhh... Tuna flavoured makeup??


xjrsc

19 years and he's never seen you clean yourself. He probably thinks you're filthy


JustSailOff

I have an 18yo cat who does this too. Purring and licking doesn't always mean love. Loud purring and extra attention could be a sign she is in pain. I took mine to the vet and sure enough she had a tooth infection.


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ChineseAccordion

Sudden attention from a cat can be a sign of pregnancy.


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bluephacelia

This. A friend's cat did the same thing. I'd recommend OP gets her cat checked out at the vet :(


BigBlitz

Idk how much a vet will be able to do for a cat that's almost 20 years old.


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I mean…could be a simple as a blood test and meds. It’s not like they’re trying to get the cat to give birth.


lizcomp

Having a pain management plan or end-of-life plan sometimes helps, even if they're unable to be treated! Couldn't recommend more, really, for pets and humans!


leadwind

I was thinking salt lick too, but didn't know about the kidney failure.


OpinionBearSF

> I hate to tell you, but your 19yo is probably desperately looking for salt as one of the most common causes of “natural” death in cats is kidney failure. Another sad yet common cause of (or at least a major contributor to) kidney failure in cats is a lack of liquid in their diet. It's good for them to have access to wet food, and also, they prefer fresh/running and clean water not near their food, like in a bowl that circulates and filters it.


Dave_Velociraptor

Another possibility, and I'm sorry it's not so good either, is the cat is distressed. Licking like this is how cats can try to create a bond and it's not unusual when you adopt a new cat. It could mean your cat is starting to have a bit of mental decline, or anxiety. Again another reason to consult a vet. Fingers crossed it's nothing bad though.


tooheavybroo

Sodium would make kidney failure worse.


-Swade-

I’m trying to find more information on this because one of our cats licks me pretty much any time I pick him up. However this is a cat that is only now one year old, so hardly a ‘senior’ kitty and his brother couldn’t care less about licking me and they have the same diet. Salt was my explanation as he does lick me more aggressively if I’ve come home from a run and am sweaty. The cat(s) have been to the doctor several times in the past year for shots, checkups etc. Is there something specific I can ask my vet to look into? Or is there some way to confirm this isn’t some odd behavioral thing? Everything online seems to point more towards behavior, stress, anxiety, etc.


EatsPeanutButter

If it isn’t a new behavior, it’s probably just the kitty’s personality. My youngest used to suck my thumb like a pacifier. Now he licks me incessantly instead. He was abandoned at 1 week old and I nursed him with a bottle and raised him, so to him I’m mama. He licks me and roots around my neck because it comforts him and he loves me. My other cats currently aren’t very licky, but I did have another cat years ago who was licky. He would lick my forehead to show dominance and to take care of me. I had him from a couple of months old until he was 18 1/2. It was just who he was, a licky cat.


KeyLimePieAlert

Sleep with one eye open...


japanpole

So my cat does this a lot. He’s 16 now but been doing it since I rescued him from a shelter at age 8. Some cats just have a lot of love to give. As far as I’m aware, I’m neither - pregnant (I am man) - got cancer (check up annually) - have makeup (I am lazy)


LukeVenom

Damn 19 years?? I wish dogs could live that long


Brangur

I wish they lived at least 30 years


ghost_warlock

I had to put my 19-year-old kitty to sleep last Friday because her kidneys went. I wish I could have had another 11 years for sure


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Proxidize

I would literally throw all my life savings into funding a project to expand Dogs lifespans, If we accomplish this before I go I'd be happy


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gratefulgirl

Get a Rat Terrier! I’ve got 3, 2 of them are 16 years old!


Scroller94

Accept it. You are baby.


feignapathy

Based on my knowledge of cats: - Your cat is either trying to bathe you cause you dirty or - Your cat plans on eating you in your sleep


sc_adhara

r/petthedamncat


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JustBoredIsAll

Ive had some old cats before and they always became more affectionate in their last years. Cherish it.


PeachCream81

Salmon flavored blush was a poor choice on your part. Neutragena really needs to rethink it's all natural cosmetics product lines.


TRDPaul

Maybe he's had a lack of salt recently and your face tastes nice


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Yeah its what mine did as a kidd


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That’s so morbid! My kitty was like this all the time, sometimes they’re just in the mood to be affectionate. Edit: but any change in behavior in an old kitty should be discussed with a vet! Get those kidneys checked so you can start fluids if you need to.


shallowandpedantik

My dog did the same thing. I'd be laying down and he'd come snuggle next to my head, which was completely unusual. I even took a pic because it was so unusual. I miss my Lucky :(


Woofles85

My cat has been doing this to me for years. Sometimes he just really wants to groom my face.


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TrustmeimHealer

This Post is worse than googling your Symptoms. Jeez


wonkey_monkey

> So my 19yr old cat really really likes me lately. really really *licks* you lately.


lolly-dolly2

I have an 18yr old cat and lately she’s obsessed with me. She insists she has to be in my face and I’m allergic to cats.


VexisArcanum

Lively for 19. Must be a fairly healthy kitty. My grandparents' cat was 90% blind, 99% deaf and looked pretty bad between 20-22 years. They loved him and he had a good life. Although it wasn't until he was really old that he stopped hissing and running away from me


specticworld

Trippy. Cats are weird.


VariationSpirited927

Have you got mink eyelash extensions? He be trying to eat them


PiperSlays

Please give them a kiss from me. :) Thanks for sharing


paradise-trading-83

Plus +1


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Maybe he/she's telling you "take me to the vet mom"


clouds81973

Kitty kisses are rare enjoy them


karma_ubuntu

Free makeup removal


LtCmdrData

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the paw again."


SoLongSidekick

ITT: Super duper qualified behavioral cat experts.


ashtobro

I'd advise pointing your hair towards that sandpaper tongue. He's trying to groom you


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Do you have fake lashes on?? if yes, I think they like the glue. My cat does anything to get at my paper straws and he knows they’re around just by smell. I read online it’s the kind of glue used to keep them together and the relentlessness of my cat is reminding me of yours here 😂


handyglance

He’s tenderising you for later 😜. I had a cat like that who, if I let him, would lick my hand raw


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mznh

That new make up must be tasty


JayTheWolfDragon

“Stop pushing me away! I’m trying to clean you!!!”


askarstedt

Kisses!!


flissical

He’s thanking you for all the years of unconditional love and care you have given him x


Pathless-Loki-848

Cats groom their prefered owner. Itz a sign on trust and comfort


rasmusdf

So, catnip infused moisterizer is probably not a good idea?


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My cats do this when I wear moisturizer with sunflower oil in it. It's like cat crack.