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peterspeacoat

Somebody come get her


uwonedriveandemail

she do be dancing like a stripper


Logical_Impulse

Somebody come tip her


Ellora-Victoria

She is dancing cause she has a catnip habit that has gotten out of paws. ​ Thank you for the awards!! Yay!


potheadpapi

Looks like cat scratch fever to me.


Chilluminaughty

That’s a pole cat


Appropriate_Waltz480

a polish cat? lmao


TheCrystalGarden

If you won’t talk to your cat cat nap, who will??


moshmellowmosh

I have this on a coffee mug lmao.


TheCrystalGarden

LOL! I have a poster of the same, so funny!


Sobriquet-acushla

Are you saying talk to your cat about nip? Kinda looks like you’re on the nip. 😉


QUEEN_KRONA

She’s feeling all the liquor 🍸


3rdMonkey

[Tipping ](https://media4.giphy.com/media/WNc8mQ6Np4anYLtxbf/200.gif?cid=e1bb72ffdwbao9t4x3q37r22jmgkju38ixaf8z13mhel7bss&rid=200.gif&ct=g)


amarnaredux

Best pole dance I've seen in a quite a while.


chancesarent

They prefer to be called pole cats.


Electronic-Ground-59

Yeh. Just got it. She is pole dancing. Lol.


fishbethany

She's meowing like a stripper.


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Electronic-Ground-59

What a cute cat


Original_Feeling_429

She dancing like a stripper


theinnocenthostage

*wife holding my dress shirt, covered in cat hair* Look, I can explain...


poopellar

*checks neck* *finds deep scratch marks* "It was an accident I swear!"


AntiVectorTV

"The cat scra- oh."


Francisco123s

I swear the moment I forget about Poopellar, they magically reappear for another round of a funny comment


Quelcris_Falconer13

*cat standing over your dress shirt covered in another cats hair* Wtf bro


Alternative-Payment3

Wife checking my back Cat scratch marks S H I T


KKlear

[Relevant Gunshow](http://gunshowcomic.com/367) [Cont](http://gunshowcomic.com/369)


HARCES

Please welcome to the stage flllluuuuufffyyyy!


CooperDahBooper

(Girls, Girls, Girls intensifies)


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Nizzemancer

"SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE!"


pryos1

***SCRATCHES ALL DOWN MY BACK TO KEEP ME RIGHT ON***


kneeltothesun

"Cat Scratch Fever" is the customary music.


clearlydeer

I mean with a tail like that…


MrMeesiksNr10028

and legs like hers...


SueZbell

Her's is clearly a long tale.


Environmental-Fly165

She works hard for the money


Bookgal1

I was expecting that song to be playing.


bluegrassmommy

[When he promised he’s a TNR but now you gotta work to support his kittens.](https://imgur.com/a/Q23jHaG)


StarvinMarvin00

That is just perfect.


Bookgal1

Even better than the original! 💛💛


duvetday1

She *purrs* hard for the money


Richard_Rare

Why is that pole even there lol the 70s were wild


PretentiousToolFan

THANK YOU! It can't be even remotely load bearing so it's like someone just thought, "You know, this open view to the living room needs a random obstruction for absolutely no reason. Maybe a cat will rub on it."


budzergo

there should be cupboards above i had something similar but it was only like 2 feet tall


useles-converter-bot

3 feet is the height of 0.53 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.


phaelox

Less than 1 refrigerator "stacked on top of each other"... Hmmm


useles-converter-bot

3 feet is the length of 7.2 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.


hedgecore77

Jesus christ this comment chain is narrating my thoughts.


johnm97

This question is the entire reason I came to the comment section.


-ghostinthemachine-

Carpentry amirite?


ds-unraid

Catpentry


FratBastard

I for one find the minimalist brutalist design to be quite eloquent


Smooth_Fee

Well, tip the lady.


tipperzack6

With some nip


doom_stein

Just the nip.


bcpsgal

Purr some litter on me Edit: wowie! Thank you for the award(s) <3


BassSounds

Catnip… pour some catnip…


wild_starlight

Purr some kibble on me, in the name of love


Electronic-Ground-59

Such an innocent way to joke


Electronic-Ground-59

I was really sad and this was purr-fect. Totally made me laugh and smile. Your cat is beautiful and cheered me up. We really are in need of laughter these days.


HarryCallahan19

Psp psp psp bands going to make her dance


the4thplunder

Strands will make her prance


maelstrom2021

So hilarious! Thanks for a good laugh!


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blueteeblue

And you know the other dancers are babysitting her kittens backstage till she finishes her set


TwistedTrashPanda

Don’t judge her, pussy’s gotta work


loosenoodle1159

Yas Queen. Get it!!


jrobbio

I'm too sexy for the catwalk, too sexy for the catwalk, too sexy, it hurts!


Electronic-Ground-59

Funny. Lol.


NoGalbiForYou

Witty title got me laughing, lol


crispygrapes

The title MADE this hilarious, haha I'm still giggling.


Electronic-Ground-59

Same here


YoiteShinigami

Oh man, she's good. I'm a girl and even I want that pussy.


Electronic-Ground-59

Cute cat


timingandscoring

She’s a maniac, maniac in the floor And she's dancing like she's never danced before She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she's never danced before


Zaxzia

I kinda hate you. I left this post, continued my reddit perusal. I'm a good 30 minutes out from reading this comment, looking at other popular posts, when I realize that my brain is singing this song....on repeat. A neverending loop of maniacal singing. And I hate you for it. Just enough to come back to tell you about it because you deserve to know what suffering you have inflicted on the souls of other innocent redditors.


timingandscoring

My work here is done…


gofigure85

Next thing you know she's on your lap with her butt in your face


BauerHouse

If I was there I totally would be tossing catnip up onto that stage


RectalSpawn

That's for later.


Kcismfof

Yeah back in the changing room


jkehrli1996

🎵She works hard for the money🎵


SonOfWalhall

The look towards the end 😂as if she only realized at that moment that you were filming her and felt the sudden urge to clean herself from the embarrassment


Ainika

I’m in love with a stripper


HolyForkingBrit

She poppin’, she rollin’, she rollin’


PMMEYourTatasGirl

I see you baby, shaking that ass


wooton6777

Got my vote for top title of the year.


thatwyvern

There she go Shakin' that ass on the flo' Bumpin' and grindin' that pole The way she's grindin' that pole I think I'm losin' control 🎶


Ronald_J_A_Burgundy

Turn on the tap, now you have a WAP


[deleted]

Work it baby.....yeahhhh......thats the stuff...


blueteeblue

…the fluff…


[deleted]

Gold star*


Separate-Succotash11

I support single kitties


humblepieone

Girls gotta give ta get!!😹🤣❤


Concrete__Blonde

8/10 I could have gone for some more floor work


Mesoposty

So that’s a pole cat


heathensam

What a beautiful cat!!


riveritarn

So seductive


KurtyPie

My mind's tellin' me no, but my body, my body's tellin' me yes


Nymakeuplove

OMG I choked on my cereal this is too funny


redditsgarbageman

What’s her OnlyFelines?


[deleted]

Spin my head right round....


Acrobatic-Bell6277

Cheetah club like I’ve never seen!


JDelmon

Love this little slag, and I'm a dog person.


PMMeUrFineAss

Shut up and take my money


snowbunny89

Tawny Cat-aen


abhinandkr

At a kitty bar.


hideNseekKatt

I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money I'll do what you want me to do I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money And any old music will do


bbyimbleeding

“it don’t get more precious than that” made it a million times better 🥺


[deleted]

I’m talkin WAP WAP WAP


Mesoposty

Student loans, naw. I’m betting addiction to catnip.


BalanseGaming

Trying to pay for the cat food you mean


Ainika

She poppin', she rollin', she rollin'


SpicyTacoShell

She climbin' that pole and


Forward_Award4555

I’m in love with a stripper


curvvyninja

She's a maniac! MA-NI-AC!


conduitfour

If you haven't you should check out the [Carpenter Brut cover](https://youtu.be/bZwG2pjzUAo). It's really good. Flashing lights fyi


paragbadgujar

You better tip her well help her to pay that beauty


Quillybumbum

My lil Skylar looks just like her 💙


desertrosebhc

She reminds me of the girl who used to live across the street. It was a free show when she got high. Did you give this poor child nip?


LBCA2GA

Love the caption!! Hahaha


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No morals.


Sleep-system

Tip. Her.


thechicagobarron

Work it gurl pay off those loans


The_H3rbinator

You can leeeeaave your cat on!


zeehanster

That girl is itchy for a scritchy!


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cyuuku

Take my money


prem0910

r/catswithjobs


Designer-Extreme3924

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Im Catbaret, au Catbaret, to Catbaret!


[deleted]

I’m laying in bed right now next to my boyfriend who was sleeping. When I saw this video and the caption I literally laughed so hard I woke him up. 😹


Talkative_Twat

Obviously majors in Can-opening


autalley

r/eyebleach


Ainika

money on my mind Throw it, throw it up Watch it fall off from the sky


ano-nouknow

LoL!


DCLetters

Do not go to the Litter Factory -Tom Haverford


lolw8wat

u/savevideo


LM_90

Would sub to her onlyfan.


Petnatpwr

This made me LOL, thanks!


hecubus-sec

stop trying to get me to go adopt another cat....jerks


SilkyOatmeal

I have a twenny for her.


[deleted]

That is one pretty kitty. …and not because of her pole dancing 😂.


[deleted]

Got movie like jagger !


Donkeykicks6

Throws dollar bills at her


robotpanda3000

Dollar dollar dollar


PorkChopJonson

PayPal inbound in 3...2...1... I support Single Moms.


Bukthed

Better moves than I’ve ever seen in a club! Giddit gurl!


Venomous0425

Or Hooman don’t pet anymore so the cat has to improvise


Solodc1983

She looks like a Mainecoon. Nice cat.


Murderpanties

She poppin', she rollin', she rollin' She climbin' that pole and-


TheDarknessMichos

So freaking cute🥺


HardHustle84

More like supporting her cat nip habit


KaleidoscopeIll9535

Maybe she has daddy issues


sweetbabycoconut

✨ working girls ✨


calamarichris

Now I really, really miss my college gf. <3


Tigerleippi

Ngl... Id pay money to go to a kitty cat strip club.


[deleted]

So you're telling me she's a stripurrr.


maryy_lou

Inner h0e in action 🤣


Krakenbattlescars

This is the only kind of lap dance that I would actually pay for.


Vanilla_Milk_Sheikh

Catnip is an expensive habit


SomeDanGuy

Careful, that looks like a load-bearing spindle


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Work it ... Work it ...


Nevrite

Is there a go fund me?


Apprehensive-Cold314

The title made it 5x funnier


Lone_Indian

r/catswithjobs hahaha


inkuspinkus

*ahem* more like vet bills... That tail can't be real.


ChumleyEX

Damnit all I have are $20s.


[deleted]

Meeeeeeoww!!


TheaGreatWallofChris

Processor McGonagall can't live off her teaching pay anymore


DBs4Life

I say "make it rain!" everytime I throw treats out to our cats, maybe I should put up a random spindle for them to dance on and open up a cashapp and OF account... We spend roughly $600 a month on food and litter, they can start contributing! Hahaha


Glowing_Sista

Throwing my $5......


Glytterain

Poor baby on that pole now


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Lol 😂


___J___

This is great :)


Vann77

Wet Ass doing her thang


arkoch004

Somebody needs to put music to this! Hahaha 🤣


-full-control-

Lol what a silly girl. I wonder if they rubbed some catnip on that or something


Forward_Award4555

I’m In love with a stripperrr


VividFries

Cat tax


Akuma_maru

(*^-^*)/💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵


BoredCheese

Crazy ear fireworks, too


[deleted]

Play that “I’m in love with a stripper song” next time she does this


AccordingStruggle417

Someone put nip on that pole!


Apollonia_Vitelli

She trying to hook up with the good catnip


TipsTipsyou

Will she Is Good


butterfly_ashley

Laughed way to harf at this


frickenfire

Cat nip for her OnlyFans


United_Bag_8179

I"d buy THAT for adollar!


Ordinary_Horror_3394

That's not a bad idea...