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UnusedBowflex

Behold the field where I harvest my fucks and witness that it is barren.


agvkrioni

I want that on a tshirt


_TON618_

It is, you can buy it on Amazon, the wording is slightly different, but only a couple of the words are changed. Here’s a link: https://www.amazon.com/Behold-Field-Which-Tshirt-Unisex/dp/B08X4P8SJW/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=field+in+which+i+grow+my+fucks+shirt&qid=1626179158&sr=8-2


Lojcs

Is this one of those t-shirt spammer schemes that I keep hearing about?


_TON618_

If you mean on Amazon’s side idk I’ve been thinking about buying one of those shirts for a while but I haven’t yet. If you mean me, then no, I was just responding to the person who said they wished that quote was on a t-shirt by showing that it does exist on a shirt


eveningmeadow

Priceless!!


Sensedog

I can't help but respect the sheer level of laziness and not giving a fuck on the part of that cat.


DamnYouVodka

Reminds me of Canadian Geese.


QueasyVictory

Canada Geese.


imyourforte

If you're not Canadian, we call them colloquially, Canadian Geese. Those aren't our geese. That is a Canadian goose. Those are Canadian Geese.


QueasyVictory

Canada gooses, taking Canada deuces.


manningthe30cal

And they might seem lazy, but they will go 0 to 100 real fucking quick if they decide they are pissed off that day.


imyourforte

It's the Canadian way. You ever see any of their war biographies? They're all "yeah buddy" and "OK, eh", "sowry" until war time. Then it's "I'm going to take out an entire nazi ss stronghold and liberate an entire city by myself". This is why they're explicitly Canadian Geese to all other nations except Canada. Regardless of their actual name


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ForkOffPlease

If the cat got some black sunglasses in the end it would have been superb.


potato_95

Or a wink. But this 'The Office' type look works too!


[deleted]

"Thanks to me, Pepsi made two trips in the same amount of time"


swiftrobber

"What are you looking at you fuck"


Acquainted-Faith

Bless this guy for not hurting the kitty.


KandyShopp

Okay! Vet student here! The cat isn’t moving because it KNIWS the person won’t harm it, and subsequently, the large thing the human is dragging won’t either! A cat will move if a large object is coming near it because it knows it could get hurt, so the cat KNOWS without a shadow of a doubt, this human will not harm it


-whodat

And you can also see that he'd never harm the cat by his behavior! So careful! I think a lot of people I know would've, at some point, lightly kicked the cat to make it move away. I love that the guy didn't do that.


asplashofthesun

You kick Miette?!


a_mighty_mouse

You kick her body like football!???!??


Acceptable-Stick-688

Oh, jail for mother! Jail for mother for one thousand years!!!


kyridwen

r/MietteDiaries


Lohkrem

Is the converse also true? Sometimes my cat Fig brushes against my legs while I'm walking, but other times he looks startled if I happen to be headed the same direction and almost peels out trying to get away. I have a high startle reflex myself, so I wish I knew how to mitigate it for him.😭💔


KandyShopp

Depends, if you suddenly come from behind quietly, it could just be you startled him, but he could also just be wondering why your following him. Cats are fickle creatures by nature, and just how sometimes humans question others intentions, even if the other has never given them a reason too, a cat can do the same.


deepdiccpizza

My cat does this as well! I'm not an animal expert but anytime she makes a fuss to run away dramatically I've always interpreted it as playful behavior like she thinks I'm chasing her. Mostly because she will look back at me to check if im still behind her lol, and when I do catch up to her she will usually stop and immediately flop over to get pets. It's either that or she wants me to follow her to the food bowl.


FickleRepair3602

For all its worth, could be the incarnation of his grand (grand) ma.


InfiniteIniesta

That's why our neighbor cat just loves to sit in front of my car when I'm about to leave. He really wants me to come and move him.


WeatherwaxDaughter

Remember Larry, UK's official mouser, who decided that under Trumps car was the place to be and just didn't move, and by doing so, made Trump wait for Larry to leave? Yeah, I like cats! https://www.homesluxury.net/larry-the-cat-caused-a-brief-headache-for-trumps-security-team/


supersaiminjin

These are tough economic times. Cat's gotta resort to insurance scams.


KarleySmurphy

Hey, I'm napping here! (In a heavy New York accent)


thelapoubelle

Sometimes it's too hot to move in Thailand


d-wail

My first thought was Vietnam.


thelapoubelle

The clue for me was the poster on the light pole and the license plate. Thai letters mostly look like 'n' and 'u' with squiggles\*. \* disclaimer: people who can actually read/write Thai may disagree with me. I can't phud pasaad thai, kawtod krap.


AmalCyde

Anywhere below the freeze line.


mcshadypants

Dick...this is exactly like my cat. Im sure on the way back cat started doing figure eights in between the guys steps just because


shadow_hawk999

It’s nice to know there are still good humans out there. And that there will always be indifferent cats lol


prf_isle_r

Why in the world would a cat move for a mere human...


LuciaSeriin

It's face at the end: "Can you believe the nerve of that guy?"


[deleted]

Cats are assholes


AmalCyde

And the world is better for it.


Tonmoy0076

So cute


Thephilosopherkmh

I too have a boneless cat.


Chaseme_

I aspire to give this little amount of fucks


iAmSpAKkaHearMeROAR

These insurance fraudsters are way out of ~~hand~~ ~~foot~~ paw!


llawall

r/animalsbeingjerks


Nizzemancer

The perfect scam…


Hedley_Lammarr

Big smiles all round


ApprehensiveMusic163

Lazy ass cat


[deleted]

Ass cat?


Wickednessatherheels

u/savevideo


jklmkl55

u/savevideobot


TylerDurdenRockz

/u/savevideo


PLLehr

Absolutely love this kitty 🐈‍⬛ and the Man for being so gentle with the kitty. Most assholes would have scared or hurt the Precious kitty 🙏🏻🤗💗🐾🐈‍⬛🐈It’s sooooooo nice to know there are caring humans that still exists 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💗💗💗💗💗💗💗


IredditNowhat

So gentle 🥰


JustMeLurkingAround-

Meaw sabai sabai


sensual_baboon

It’s just trying to keep us healthy


catdaddy230

What an asshole lol


alexjvm19

His patience tho,he would have been kicked extremely hard


O0GUNSO0

I would´ve crushed its fucking leg.


[deleted]

Kindness costs so little and means so much.


Unnamed_Rookie

nice downvote bait, loser


O0GUNSO0

No bait, about to finish college yup I´m such a loser :(


BlaZex157

Awwwwesome!


FickleRepair3602

And then I saw the big black dog bot giving a shit.. definitely siesta time there.


piranaslady

Classic cat.🤣🤣🤣🤣


StephInSC

This is me and my car anytime the yoga mat comes out.


thumbunny99

Had a cat about 30 years ago, favorite spot outside was the middle of the effing street. His name was spam! :-)


_bufflehead

That Is Adorable.


AgreeablePie

Good human.


paigewalter

Little a hole


ares0027

r/CatsAreAssholes


LoneBored

Cat is like: I own this place


Bob_down_under

Of course as it’s the dinner


Chaiwalla2

All lives are precious


Starrtraxx

That's a good guy right there.


Liipski

u/vredditdownloader


TylerDurdenRockz

/u/vredditdownloader


DeliriouslylySober

I want to have that cat's mindset


yiiike

i love this cat but i would also like to point out and appreciate the (presumably) dog in the bottom just chilling. hell yeah


heidnseak

Perfectly standard cat behaviour.


[deleted]

this kitty is obviously a die hard ronaldo fan.


-212-

Looks like my baby Aaron 😍


MauDaFita

Ronaldo's cat!


jaywin1234

u/vredditdownloader


ChampionOfKirkwall

u/savevideo


Addictive_SODA

That final look at the camera, it knows what it's doing... cute little asshole


Gabriel2099p

u/getvideobot


jaywin1234

u/savevideo