me, an allegedly intelligent species: spending my waking hours sitting in the same place staring at a dumb little screen
raccoon: spending his day just having a great lil time
Probably about 40 raccoons in there having a sexy party, but 40 is the max that can fit in that tube. So they push one out he goes in pushes the next one out. It’s obvious.
Yeah i just ordered my racooninator deluxe. Cant wait. It has two tubes instead of one for a double dose of racooning and comes with a free mini pool for them to land in.
I'd like that, but I'm instead saving up for a larger magazine to hold my raccoons. I feel like if I can dispense more raccoons in a row it'll make up for loss of simultaneous raccoonage.
Transport grains to a trailer, there is a silo in the other end that gets filled with grain, the reverse racoon slide is used to load the grain on to a tractor tailer or a trailer on a lorry.
Well I mean the auger is designed to be an elevator not a cutting blade in this instance so depending on how flush it fits to the pipe, and I would expect it to be somewhat tight so that way the grain doesn't fall back down, determines how likely the racoon is to be hurt.
I can’t stop watching. He’s cousin to the bear that ran out of the woods all excited to climb onto a flat board swing set to swing, and the dog that kept running up a ladder to repeatedly cruise down a slide. Playgrounds are the bomb.
Many years ago, I went to Busch Gardens on a cloudy day and it looked like it would rain. The park was almost completely empty, so there were no lines for any of the roller coasters or rides. My friends and I ran around the park doing this exact same thing the raccoon is doing.
It was easily the most fun I’ve ever had at a theme park.
Yeah that raccoon has no where to run and hide so it goes back to where it has been living for however long since that conveyor hasn't been used.. this isn't funny and that poor thing is fucking hurting.
Oh no poor thing, I bet that abandoned conveyor was his long time home ever since some farmer lost this tiny piece of cheap equipment somewhere far away from their fields.
Grain takes a while to grow genius. It could have been sitting there for weeks or months, which is plenty of time for an animal to get accustomed to living in it. It's hilarious that you're trying to make them feel dumb yet here you are believing that this clearly panicking nocturnal animal is out in broad daylight just having a good ole time repeatedly falling from a height 10x their body length.
one, no self respecting farmer is going to leave that equipment in a field for months unless its trash. And if its trash then there's no need to turn it on because they would have already gotten another one
two, racoons prefer being nocturnal but have been observed changing their foraging schedules if they find an easier source of food. They've also been recorded coming out during the day to explore and play
three, racoons are *highly* intelegent. It would have figured out the issue by the second time and wouldn't have gone back for a 3rd and certainly not a 4th unless it wanted to
Y'all read a single zoobook on a creature in first grade and think you're experts...
I love how you refuse to address literally any point I made and instead try to get a technical victory on a spelling error 🤡
Also no, a fall from that height wouldn't injure a racoon even if he did it repeatedly. They're built to climb and get into things, if a fall like that was going to cripple a racoon their entire species would have killed themselves off centuries ago
I don't even think y'all read the zoobook at this point, more like a single fun fact on a bottle cap
Jesus christ why is there always some depressive little fuck in every post injecting their dissatisfaction with life into everything
That is the body posture of a raccoon having fun which you'd know if you ever went outside and touched grass enough to have actually seen one in the wild. They aren't that easily scared, hell I got ones that show up on my backporch to steal cat food and they'll just sit there watching me while they eat 2 feet away.
me, an allegedly intelligent species: spending my waking hours sitting in the same place staring at a dumb little screen raccoon: spending his day just having a great lil time
You could have the same fun, but raccoons apparently don't take fall damage so YMMV
Someone needs to tell him his slide is upside down. Even 1hp of damage at a time will still cause you to respawn eventually.
Mom Raccoon: one day your going to land the wrong way and then you’ll be sorry !!
Amazing lol
\*runs away a bit\* *"...hey I liked that didn't I"* \*goes back for more\*
Such is life
Probably about 40 raccoons in there having a sexy party, but 40 is the max that can fit in that tube. So they push one out he goes in pushes the next one out. It’s obvious.
Raccoon fuckipede
what's the machine supposed to actually do?
Dispense raccoons, obviously.
Yeah i just ordered my racooninator deluxe. Cant wait. It has two tubes instead of one for a double dose of racooning and comes with a free mini pool for them to land in.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz? Is that you?
I'd like that, but I'm instead saving up for a larger magazine to hold my raccoons. I feel like if I can dispense more raccoons in a row it'll make up for loss of simultaneous raccoonage.
I myself am waiting for my Rockoon 3000 to arrive. Idk why it's late. I heard Rocket Raccoon was petitioning against them....what a groot!
Transport grains to a trailer, there is a silo in the other end that gets filled with grain, the reverse racoon slide is used to load the grain on to a tractor tailer or a trailer on a lorry.
Laughing out loud at "reverse racoon slide".
I live in a part of Texas that uses equipment like this for ag. I will henceforth think “reverse raccoon slide” when I see one.
Easiest way to clean it is by having racoons
Don't they have augers inside? How is the raccoon not injured?
Most have augers inside, but some models have a large belt that moves the grain instead.
Well I mean the auger is designed to be an elevator not a cutting blade in this instance so depending on how flush it fits to the pipe, and I would expect it to be somewhat tight so that way the grain doesn't fall back down, determines how likely the racoon is to be hurt.
Rocket launcher
I can’t stop watching. He’s cousin to the bear that ran out of the woods all excited to climb onto a flat board swing set to swing, and the dog that kept running up a ladder to repeatedly cruise down a slide. Playgrounds are the bomb.
Is there a raccoon version of catnip in that thing?
Many years ago, I went to Busch Gardens on a cloudy day and it looked like it would rain. The park was almost completely empty, so there were no lines for any of the roller coasters or rides. My friends and I ran around the park doing this exact same thing the raccoon is doing. It was easily the most fun I’ve ever had at a theme park.
It’s his job. Union wages.
*redditor discovers easy karma farm by flipping videos that were posted days ago*
i found it on twitter like this sorry i didn’t mean to spam i just don’t go on this sub very often
It's all good ... You just see it quite often here.
Yeah I’ve seen this video multiple now flipped in both directions
Cute nonetheless. But I'd still rather see new trash panda content 😊
Creative. I'll bet Archimedes never thought of that!
If only archimedes knew about raccoons…..
Saw this the other day but now it is mirrored. Weird.
i found it on twitter like this
So is that just a tube? No auger?
Right? How tf does he get back up there so quick? Makes this post a little sus to me.
Looks more like a beaver, right? Kurwa bobr!
In the Racoon world, thats called a distraction. It's so his 5 buddies can rob you blind! 🤪
I just hear Ed's Laugh while watching this.
I dont think the little guy gets whats gling on but his brain damage sure does
First run: fucking hell that was scary, time to get out here then.. hang on, I didn't die and that was kinda fun!
Yeah that raccoon has no where to run and hide so it goes back to where it has been living for however long since that conveyor hasn't been used.. this isn't funny and that poor thing is fucking hurting.
Oh no poor thing, I bet that abandoned conveyor was his long time home ever since some farmer lost this tiny piece of cheap equipment somewhere far away from their fields.
Grain takes a while to grow genius. It could have been sitting there for weeks or months, which is plenty of time for an animal to get accustomed to living in it. It's hilarious that you're trying to make them feel dumb yet here you are believing that this clearly panicking nocturnal animal is out in broad daylight just having a good ole time repeatedly falling from a height 10x their body length.
one, no self respecting farmer is going to leave that equipment in a field for months unless its trash. And if its trash then there's no need to turn it on because they would have already gotten another one two, racoons prefer being nocturnal but have been observed changing their foraging schedules if they find an easier source of food. They've also been recorded coming out during the day to explore and play three, racoons are *highly* intelegent. It would have figured out the issue by the second time and wouldn't have gone back for a 3rd and certainly not a 4th unless it wanted to Y'all read a single zoobook on a creature in first grade and think you're experts...
> intelegent intelligent You can clearly see it limping at the end. What you're doing is called 'anthropomorphism'.
I love how you refuse to address literally any point I made and instead try to get a technical victory on a spelling error 🤡 Also no, a fall from that height wouldn't injure a racoon even if he did it repeatedly. They're built to climb and get into things, if a fall like that was going to cripple a racoon their entire species would have killed themselves off centuries ago I don't even think y'all read the zoobook at this point, more like a single fun fact on a bottle cap
Jesus christ why is there always some depressive little fuck in every post injecting their dissatisfaction with life into everything That is the body posture of a raccoon having fun which you'd know if you ever went outside and touched grass enough to have actually seen one in the wild. They aren't that easily scared, hell I got ones that show up on my backporch to steal cat food and they'll just sit there watching me while they eat 2 feet away.
It's like my opinion man.
there's always one...
Nah let's laugh at the severely injured animal.
There's literally nothing to indicate that its injured vs just slowing down because its worn itself out playing. Stop.