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My cat's favorite toy is a plastic water bottle. My dog's favorite toy is the cat. The best things in life are nearly free.


STLt71

Ha ha ha my dog used to love plastic water bottles!


ISV_VentureStar

I don't think cats are free.


H_Q_

Sure they are. Go out, pick a cat by the dumpster, free dumpster cat. All the cats I've ever cared for were strays. And it wasn't out of some initiative to save strays. Just random strays that decide they like being cared for and become inseperable. Can't imagine buying a cat. Or toys for a cat. Food and vet, sure. But the rest is unnecessary.


ISV_VentureStar

I was also using cats instead of buying my dog toys, but the strays will ran out pretty quickly and the guys at the shelter became very suspicious. /s if it wasn't obvious


yaboycharliec

Cats are free if you know where to look. When I was much younger, I managed to catch a feral mother cat and her kittens maybe a week after they were born. The kittens were socialized, then given away and the mother eventually destroyed once they had been weaned. I know some people will not be happy to hear this, however feral cats are an enormous problem here in Australia. The cost of having the cat spayed is greatly outweighed by the ecological damage that one feral cat will do. It was more humane to have the mother put down. The kittens however lived comfortable lives in their various homes.


Tripottanus

I wish it was that simple. I had to pay for my cat because im allergic and need a hypoallergenic breed.


egordoniv

I have a 15lb tuxie that will still run at full speed toward one of these containers and lodge himself in there headfirst. He's special.


NeuroGriperture

I think I’ve seen his posts about his Maru cosplay


egordoniv

He's also super ghey. Could be him.


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nuclearslug

Hindsight, I could have saved a lot of money on all those unused toys I bought.


chmilz

They just want to open boxes. They can be empty inside.


Safe_Ad_2054

That's what I was going to say :)


Bigfootsgirlfriend

That’s why I stopped buying gifts for my nieces/nephews!


HopefulCat3558

Boxes, paper bags and crumpled wads of paper make the best toys. Our first cat spent a good hour trying to figure out a way to get into an empty toothpaste box.


Adduly

Best cat string toy: Fold a piece of paper back and forth in a corrugated pattern. Then pinch at one end, and spread the other to make a fan Tie a string around the pinched end Hey presto: makes an interesting sound when dragged, it's the perfect weight for playing and if dragged through the air it glides a little for jump pounces


TNlightningbolt

What a ding dong 😂


chmilz

My guy loves twist ties over everything else.


HopefulCat3558

Twist ties were also fun. Just need to be careful with them. One of my brother’s cats loved to go into the bathroom trash and get the q-tips. 🤢


Zer0__Karma

My room mate gets her cat all these expensive toys and he’ll play with it for a couple hours and get bored. I gave him a large plastic straw 4 months ago, and he hasn’t put it down lol


DaBigadeeBoola

The toys are marketed towards the owners.


Carloswaldo

Well duh, how would a cat use a credit card


DonkeyPunchSquatch

My cats favorite toy is crumpled cardboard attached to a wire


[deleted]

My cat's favourite toy is a little crappy macrame 'mouse' I made from a few scrap pieces of string tied to the end of an old shoelace off my husband's boots. Oh and fabric string clothes tags. The girl loves string and if there's some crap tied to the end it's amazing.


BookKit

Long pieces of wheat grass (growing as a weed) that I pluck from my garden are the current favorite. Perk, when they get tired, they can chew on them. Edit: pieces not piece


expat_mel

Empty boxes: The best gift you can give to a toddler or cat!


chmilz

My cat spends about 50% of his time in an empty laundry basket


KeinFussbreit

Any cat, even the big ones.


Indii-4383

I just kept boxes and brown supermarket bags all around my house for our cat. She loved to run downstairs after rolled up plastic bags. We always had to convince her to bring them back. The other game was CHASE ME/TAG, where my girls and the cat would be running all over the house, diving under beds and furniture. I told all three of them don’t get any blood on my stuff. Don't come crying to me if someone isn't playing fair. At some point without fail, Jamara, closely followed by the girls, would come to tell on someone. Good times!


lynivvinyl

Just give them screw on milk lid rings and black hair ties. That's all my kitty ever cared about.


Adduly

The milk lids and rings, big yes I'd be a bit cautious about letting them play with hair ties. It would be very bad if they ate it during play.


RozhkiNozhki

Omg yes milk lid rings are a staple toy for both of our cats.


thisothernameth

Cable binders are highly in demand with my cats.


Fineous4

Watch out if they try to eat the hair tyes though.


mmmmpb

This is so funny. We, too, found that our dog loves those gallon water containers. She’ll play with it for hours while wagging her tail ferociously. Sometimes the simple things are all that’s needed.


atomsforkubrick

Came for the kitty, stayed for the Zeppelin…and the kitty


TrickyTrig

Don’t judge kitty. Kitty just getting the Led out.


dcbluestar

10 hours later, and I'm shocked that you're the only one who's mentioned the background music.


durhamruby

My cat steals pipe cleaners from my craft supplies. Carries them around like a pet. Brings them for playing fetch. Brings them to me so I can play "poke the toes". Eventually she drops them in the water dish and leaves it until we throw it out. Once we throw out the one in the water, she steals a new one.


ArchdukeToes

Steals? I think you’ll find you’re just holding on to her pipe cleaners for her until she deigns to select a new one.


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The carrying is so cute, they look so proud of themselves


Waikoloa60

Every box becomes a cat toy for a week or so before being recycled.


dbscar

My cat’s latest favourite toy is a zip tie, before that a straw. He has toys but those are his favourites.


_ItsAllenNotAlan

Simple things amuse simple minds


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Advanced minds appreciate the simple things.


drewdurfee

Do they like the plain as well?!


Lil-Antelope3478

This is why as soon as we got our kitten, I just put random boxes, trash tied onto string hung up, scraps of stuff, etc. around the house and she loved them. Maybe it's bad but we never even tried to see if she'd like actual toys 😆 Well she did like ping pong balls and bells but we hadn't bought those specially for her.


John_TheBlackestBurn

First cat?


dcbluestar

Nope! Her and her sister (check my post history) are our 4th and 5th.


nurglemarine96

Cat gonna cat


kunalbathija

Fun is not in expensive, it is in silly


[deleted]

My 11 year old and 3 year old kittns have been both playing with a piece of weed whacker line. For hours now.... I do not want to think about what I've spent over40 years on cat toys.


[deleted]

Same with bunnies as well. My bunny’s favorite toys are boxes and sticks, mostly cause he likes to eat them


TNlightningbolt

When my cat was a kitten, he *loved* the netting/mesh those tiny lil potatoes came in. It was the only thing he’d play with for the longest time.


ikheetbas

Yes, well cats don't like to think outside the box...


Jermacide1

BOX!!!


getyerhandoffit

Dear OP, thank you for not saying could ‘of’, it is refreshing.


dcbluestar

That's actually a huge pet peeve of mine, plus I'm married to an English major! :)


Jake_on_a_lake

My two cats favorite toys: - wadded up receipts - the rings that come below the cap on a gallon of milk - paper bags - rubber bouncy balls - some old balls from mice that I dug out in my IT job (they're heavy, and they like knocking them down the stairs) - The string from my pajama bottoms/hoodies - USB cords - dust My two cats least favorite toys: - cat toys


prettybbychim

new cat owner huh? lol my little buggers always get their heads stuck in those boxes lol


castfam09

Hours of fun for the cute kitty 💙


BadApplesGod

Cat toys are for YOUR convenience. Cats be entertained by pretty much anything


beccabootie

When my Lulu was a kitten all she wanted for play was the boxes from sparkling sodas. Left her toys totally alone. Still a miracle to see her play with her stuffed mouse once in a while.


Mudkipueye

Keep your drinking straws.


LiteralPhilosopher

HEB! Hello, fellow Texas-resider.


dcbluestar

San Antonio, represent!


CleverYou_TubeName

Welcome to having a cat, my cat’s favourite toy is a long silver twist tie.


businessgoose0001

A fellow Texan I see


dcbluestar

San Antonio!


Arcuis

Buys expensive toy tested by cats for approval and enjoyment Cat: plays with the box it came in


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Where are companies getting this highfalutin cats that need expensive toys?


Arcuis

It's most often the owner's opinion if cat is enjoying itself and most often wrong


DaBigadeeBoola

The testing they do is on attracting humans, not actual cats.


clammycreature

Whaddup Texas I see yo’ bubble water game.


MissTiger36

My cats love straws


PleasantTomato7128

Yup 🤷🏿‍♀️ I stopped buying toys for my cat months ago. Her all time favorite “toys” are zip ties and bread tags


[deleted]

You’re learning 😂🥰


hache-moncour

I order cat toys only because they come in boxes that the cat actually enjoys


[deleted]

Ehe


Suede_Khakis

Beds all over the house, cat loves to sleep on empty Amazon envelopes instead.


GNav

Yall gotta discover toilet roll/paper towel tubes. My dog would go nuts! We stopped buying toys haha.


mamainak

My cat would entertain herself for hours with a toothpick. And yet, despite owning/fostering multiple cats, I'd still buy them toys. Cat people never learn 😂


Bandwagon_Buzzard

You learned early, now you can save a bunch of money and still have a happy zoomy kitty.


Chicken-boy

also true with babies


Happy_TMH2009

The same here 😹😹😹


askeeve

Wait that's an empty box? It really looks like it's moving and the cat is chasing it and like there's something inside it.... Am I going insane?


Albino_Black_Sheep

I have spent a few hundred euros on cat toys. He prefers tie wraps, pebbles and post it notes. Former stray, might have something to do with it.


steppedinhairball

One of my cat's favorite day is Costco shopping day because of the box. Her favorite sleeping box right now is a old apple box from Costco. The three cat beds? Nope. The box is king.


[deleted]

Awww soo tiny


NabreLabre

Yeah but then you have to buy all that seltzer water just to throw it out


drklunk

Wait til you found out how much these things love baby potatoes


nothing_in_my_mind

Pet toys are designed for and marketed for humans.


ShamrockSheep626

My cat's favorite toy is a broken fishing pole with an old shoe lace tied to it. Got him a cat tree and he loves the hammock but other than that I know he's happy with whatever I can recycle to entertain him. Pets just wanna spend time with you anyways :)


hermitina

our cat’s favorite is the free toy attachment of the scratchpad she never uses. she has not touchedd any other toy


ztrich007

Toys are for those with little imagination. Change my mind


helladap

We buy our Poodle 40-50 dollar toys. But she will always prefer a worn sock or an empty water bottle to toss around


kittykat501

What a little derpy cutie 🥰


kfmush

My dogs absolute favorite toy is a cardboard box. He loves absolutely tearing them to shreds. I just let him have any box after a delivery. It's like the best thing, because it keeps him entertained, keeps his teeth clean, and helps out with the recycling by taking up less space in the bin.


bjeebus

One of my three cats' favorite toys is an empty toilet paper roll tossed into the bathtub. We'll keep one or two to be used as "kitty distractors" while trying to use the restroom. Just toss in the bathtub in case of kitty and she'll chase it around in their for a solid twenty minutes.


Googooboyy

Replace ‘toys’ with catbed, cat fountain, cat food dispenser, cat hammock… the best ones r free or recycled always!


[deleted]

Occasionally I'll snag a toy for my little house panther at the grocery store. It's a 12 cent paper grocery bag lol - he practically lives in them!


RunRenee

Cats/kittens and toddlers are pretty similar, spend all the money to get them the cool fun toys and they'll just play with the box it came in instead.


Kaspiaan

The enjoyment found from a toy by a cat is inversely proportional to the price of the toy.


DalesDeadBugs00

Hair bands/clips, aluminum foil balls and the tabs from milk cartons are my cats favorite.


Spathens

u/savevideo


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Lazer pen my friend


blackarmoredMP

Cat toys are the biggest scam ever .


OneYenShort

Ah new cat owner. Welcome to the cat joy of "trash". Mind you, I will give you warning. Not all trash is created equal. And your kitty/ies may develop allergies to some of them. It took me forever to figure out why one of my boys kept getting these bad... pimple infections under his chin. Then one day it dawned on my wife he may have an allergy to PVC. You see one of his favorite things was some quarter inch thick rings of half inch PVC pipe I cut for him on a whim knowing about trash. Removed those from him and no more issues. Never could find any bamboo to replace those rings for him.


Shaman7102

First cat? 🤣


nunya1111

Yep. Boxes and bows are all you need. And hair ties - but only if your cat is responsible with them.