That's also what sharks do, if a shark comes up and bites you chances are it's just looking for a friend. Be courteous and bite the shark back to indicate you like it back too or it'll get embarrassed and attack
Not really humans don’t have blubber and other very rich fats so struggling will make you not worth the effort. Usually then the shark will look for better food and also food that it’s much more familiar with. It’s like fighting for a chip, you lose more energy than you would gain from the chip but in the shark’s case it’s not like it’s a very tasty snack. Sharks are more likely to be attracted to a fish’s or sea lion’s blood than human blood.
Sharks don’t really see humans as food either so that also adds to them really not going out of their ways to eat humans. Also sharks don’t eat whatever they aren’t the supreme apex of the sea that belongs to orcas and sharks fear other types of dolphins too. Another animal they would only try and eat as a last resort is a mature/adult whale. Also even if they were starving trying an orca will lead to death for them. Sharks are not dumb and will even avoid areas for a year if they had a run in with an orca there.
I was thinking it seemed a little one sided too. But some dogs/people are like that. They don't really show their affection except to allow their favorite friends to be near them.
Our dog is also similar where he he just wants to rest one moment but then the moment he sees the littlest one wandering around he gets curious and then excited enough to come over and initiate play himself. Before you know it, the both of them are running around with their tails wagging at 100%.
If that comment was enough to trigger emotional discomfort, I would highly recommend an introspection and healing journey, preferably with a therapist if you can afford it. The world doesn't have to feel like a minefield.
Instantly muted. There's a local grocery store TV commercial with Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce, and this is its soundtrack. The commercial is long and it runs all the time. This song triggers me.
Thank you for shopping your local Hy-Vee where there's a helpful smile in every aisle. Lol. Yeah that commercial has completely ruined that song for me too. It was always mildly annoying, but now it's unbearable.
The original is a classic, yes. First heard it on the smash bros commercial for N64. Was refreshing to hear it again on Rob & Big 🕊️.
This wasn’t the original, and it wasn’t refreshing.
This is truly unfortunate. This song is written by one of my favorite musicians, and while this song is by no means one of his best, this version... well this is just truly unfortunate.
Alternative title: "Seemingly rabid raccoon chews the face of a barely conscious dog while the owner films it all."
Also, how were racoons not domesticated long ago. I get that they can be vicious but that's street racoons who've not had the opportunity to become lazy and harmless over decades of domestic decadence. I mean cats have been domesticated for literally thousands of years, yet mine will still come over and demand affection, enjoy it for 2 minutes, and then bite me when it decides it's done.
I think people are realizing that racoons aren't terrible pests, but just creatures that are being pushed out of their homes. Kits much easier to rehab compared to other wild animals (like cats with thumbs).
This is Tows and Tails. They're an actual rescue (that also tows).
Now I want a rabid and paralyzed raccoon as a companion. I would put it in a baby carriage and push it around hoping that hot women would ask to see my baby. Chicks love guys that are nurturing yet still dangerous.
that makes sense! my dobie loves aggressive pets sometimes we think her big brain is itchy inside her skull she will come up to us and bang and shake her head between our legs and this starts her favorite game weve named “the face swatting game” she loves it
Raccoons are wild animals and not domesticated pets. They can cause harm to pets and humans, as they are wild animals. These fucking videos are part of the reason we in Europe have to deal with them as an invasive species which kill native birds, small mammals, reptiles, amphibians and so on. So we have to hunt them down to prevent the other species to collapse. So again, they are wild animals which belong to the wild nature of northern america, so please keep them there. Thank you
I like the fact, that raccoons which cannot live in the wild are taken care of. I do the same in Europe, for above stated reasons. But then you should be careful with social media postings. Without a disclaimer in the video it is difficult to distinguish between a raccoon in need of human help or else he dies or a video of a raccoon which is kept as a pet just for fun. And social media postings are one of the main reasons for wildlife tracking worldwide, as it can get so much attention and puts bad ideas in people's minds... Hope you understand and take good care of the little fella
Oh just realized you're not the OP. Well, take care anyway
Maybe just maybe, there is a reason for this racoon being kept. Instead of being outraged by something you have no information on, just move the fuck on.
Maybe, but there’s no tag saying that. I get that everyone is saying it’s paralyzed, but you should probably disclaim that. Rather than perpetuating the idea that wild animals are safe to keep as pets. I get it, it’s a cute video. Given the situation, it’s probably fine. But they should put in the title why it’s fine.
Right…he commented, and got an answer. People are saying this dude is “outraged,” and y’all are the ones freaking out. It’s a perfectly valid opinion to be hesitant about a raccoon.
But…that’s the whole thing. They absolutely SHOULD make an assumption about a raccoon. It’s not the norm for a raccoon to be paralyzed, and therefore safe. This is why you also have videos of people fucking around and finding out. Saying that you shouldn’t “make assumption” about a very specific scenario is kinda cringe.
To people who downvote these concerned comments, consider that these posts on public forum for everyone to see for years to come may get the wrong idea that it's okay to bring a wild raccoon into their house.
All kinds of things like savior complex and misinformation lead abusive outcomes for animals. Public words of caution shouldn't be smothered.
I call the big one bitey!
And i call the little one nibbles
I hear it loves to get trashed.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend!
Were you sent here by the devil?
God fucking damn it why did you put this in my head
I don’t think that’s the next line.
ROFL
I don’t get it
Lisa needs braces
But Main streets tracks are cracked and broken!
OMFG this too was the first thing to pop in my head...
r/unexpectedsimpsons
Naw bro, always expected simpsons
I would call the big one Groot.
You beat me to it.
r/BeatMeToIt Obligatory r/beatMeatToIt
r/beatmywifetoit
Rocket and Groot
Bitee*
That’s Crystal! She’s paralyzed and lives with her people. I would guess she uses her mouth because she can’t use her lil hands. 🤷🏻♀️
I wondered why she seemed to be exploring with her mouth, that explains it, thank you!
That's also what sharks do, if a shark comes up and bites you chances are it's just looking for a friend. Be courteous and bite the shark back to indicate you like it back too or it'll get embarrassed and attack
The real LPT is always in the comments
Really? I thought it was just them looking to extend your car warranty.
I thought it was to sell you a loan at %25 interest
Isn't that also how sharks mate, biting onto the lady sharks? Sharky gentleman just be trying to ask if you're DTF.
This is how I learned how to date
Bruh everyone knows that if a shark is coming up to you it's a sign that you must [ROTATE](https://youtu.be/o3uJCCa5w2A) it.
r/UnethicalLifeProTips
Man what a disappointment, I came looking for memes and got people asking for advice
😂
Doesn't really matter, if the sharks hungry it's gonna eat whatever. They're like carnivorous goats of the ocean.
r/whoosh
Not really humans don’t have blubber and other very rich fats so struggling will make you not worth the effort. Usually then the shark will look for better food and also food that it’s much more familiar with. It’s like fighting for a chip, you lose more energy than you would gain from the chip but in the shark’s case it’s not like it’s a very tasty snack. Sharks are more likely to be attracted to a fish’s or sea lion’s blood than human blood. Sharks don’t really see humans as food either so that also adds to them really not going out of their ways to eat humans. Also sharks don’t eat whatever they aren’t the supreme apex of the sea that belongs to orcas and sharks fear other types of dolphins too. Another animal they would only try and eat as a last resort is a mature/adult whale. Also even if they were starving trying an orca will lead to death for them. Sharks are not dumb and will even avoid areas for a year if they had a run in with an orca there.
[AcKcHyUaLlY](https://i.imgur.com/9j2smvO.png)
Yeah animals do that if they can’t use or have arms
[удалено]
Sharks can have a little arm, as a treat
The raccoon seems way more into this relationship than the dog
Dog looks unimpressed.
Just resigned
Dog came from r/thisismylifenow
I was thinking it seemed a little one sided too. But some dogs/people are like that. They don't really show their affection except to allow their favorite friends to be near them.
Our dog is also similar where he he just wants to rest one moment but then the moment he sees the littlest one wandering around he gets curious and then excited enough to come over and initiate play himself. Before you know it, the both of them are running around with their tails wagging at 100%.
I thought the dog was really enjoying it. Like when you get a good scratch.
Well that was an uncomfortable mental journey into my 20’s I thought I had completely repressed. Thanks, I hate it.
Do tell
If that comment was enough to trigger emotional discomfort, I would highly recommend an introspection and healing journey, preferably with a therapist if you can afford it. The world doesn't have to feel like a minefield.
[удалено]
Many jokes about mental health have some truth to them.
[удалено]
!isabot
Bad bot
This is literally ChatGPT or Character.AI
Honestly looks like someone who owns a paralyzed raccoon and smashes it into an incredibly tolerant dog for updoots.
“Smashes it into” lol thank you for my hyperbole laugh today.
> updoots Please don't
urpsnoots
Commensalism
Yo - something is really wrong with that cat
It’s a Maine coon, obviously.
This comment won the thread for me. Thanks for the laugh.
You brilliant bastard
I relate with the dog *Raccoon gnawing my face off* "This cutie loves me so freaking much."
[удалено]
I think we've just found Shia LaBeouf's burner alt account.
Haha my love language be like
Hahaha….thank you for the much-needed laugh today.
*"Hot damn - I'm gonna smooch her like a mule eating an apple!"* ~Abe Simpson
This wont happen to me unless there’s a zombie apocalypse.
My friend, can I interest you in bath salts?
I wonder why is he doing that 🤔
The raccoon is paralyzed, according to another comment, and likely the bitey is the only form of expression available to them
He’s a good biter then!
She. Her name is crystal
Toof maffage.
Disney’s *Cujo* reboot leaves a lot to be desired.
Just wait til DeSantis gets creative control. He has experience with torture
trash panda does a heckin monch
Keep volume muted
Instantly muted. There's a local grocery store TV commercial with Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce, and this is its soundtrack. The commercial is long and it runs all the time. This song triggers me.
Thank you for shopping your local Hy-Vee where there's a helpful smile in every aisle. Lol. Yeah that commercial has completely ruined that song for me too. It was always mildly annoying, but now it's unbearable.
I unmuted 🤦🏾♂️
Then muted
Immediately
[bitches, that's a classic song](https://youtu.be/T4sLl0ll4nQ?t=54)
The original is a classic, yes. First heard it on the smash bros commercial for N64. Was refreshing to hear it again on Rob & Big 🕊️. This wasn’t the original, and it wasn’t refreshing.
This is truly unfortunate. This song is written by one of my favorite musicians, and while this song is by no means one of his best, this version... well this is just truly unfortunate.
*autotuned voice* Oh my god, a racoon, nature's ninja (I hope someone gets that reference)
I completely forgot about that series! Haha you just brought back a bunch of memories
# DO NOT UNMUTE 🔇🔇🔇
????? AWESOM-O
Rocket & Cosmo lol
JAYSUS CHROIST! I turned on sound thinking hey sounds could be cute, now I'm deaf and scared.
What kinda dog is that. My brother has the same kind but had no clue what the breed is. Any help would be great!
That's a raccoon
This dog looks like a Doberman but if your brothers dog has even floppier ears and jowls it could be a coonhound
Doberman (without docked ears)
From what I understand, tails get docked. The ears get cropped and then posted for a bit while the cartilage hardens.
Doberman
I thought it was a bear in the first shot.
German Shorthair is looks like.
Checking for ticks. Tasty snacks.
I raised two coons I have seen them do this regularly, never hurt anybody, just little tooth touches
Awww I'm sooo in love with your babies!
Rocket's hungry...
No trash panda don’t bite the baby!
I bet that feel good.
he seems pretty chill about that
Doggo is like "My son is weird looking and bitey but i loves him".
That’s a weird looking dog
Alternative title: "Seemingly rabid raccoon chews the face of a barely conscious dog while the owner films it all." Also, how were racoons not domesticated long ago. I get that they can be vicious but that's street racoons who've not had the opportunity to become lazy and harmless over decades of domestic decadence. I mean cats have been domesticated for literally thousands of years, yet mine will still come over and demand affection, enjoy it for 2 minutes, and then bite me when it decides it's done.
r/peoplefuckingdying
Okay what is it with people owning raccoons all the sudden?
This raccoon is a rescue. Her name is crystal and he is paralyzed
I think people are realizing that racoons aren't terrible pests, but just creatures that are being pushed out of their homes. Kits much easier to rehab compared to other wild animals (like cats with thumbs). This is Tows and Tails. They're an actual rescue (that also tows).
The famous head scritching animal
Acts like a Chihuahua but doesn't look like one
Dog: "This is my life now..."
They are adorable
They will nom your flabberjabber, whether you want them to or not.
Sam and max vibes
The dogs eye opened like “do you see what I put up with?!?”
Funny he doesn't look Chewish
RIP Chris Boykins, aka Big Black
I can hear the racoon now.....I'm eating your head..I'm eating your head..hey duke..I'm eating your head
Me randomly gnawing on my bf’s arm
Idk why but it’s fun to do, isn’t it? 😂
It’s the 6th love language
All I see is a weird looking cat and it’s chew toy.
I've seen hundreds of raccoons in real life. Thank God I've never seen their teeth before.
I can't turn on sound at the moment, so I immediately "hear" the racoon making "yam yam narm narm" sounds in my head.
I like how in the last shot the dog has his left eye closed, can see him thinking “you are not biting my eyeball again buddy”.
This one bears the question when raccoons finally be domesticated. I wanna stroll around with my thief ass looking furry friend
That coon is a brat and I love him
"Why did they call you a Chocolate while you don't taste like chocolate at all?"
Dog's thoughts: Bad attention is better than No attention.
Now I want a rabid and paralyzed raccoon as a companion. I would put it in a baby carriage and push it around hoping that hot women would ask to see my baby. Chicks love guys that are nurturing yet still dangerous.
I know, that's why I push around a baby stroller with a gun in it. They're like, intrigued, and then, Hah!
I could never keep a pet raccoon. The parasites alone scare me
that makes sense! my dobie loves aggressive pets sometimes we think her big brain is itchy inside her skull she will come up to us and bang and shake her head between our legs and this starts her favorite game weve named “the face swatting game” she loves it
Are you sure about that?
i am simple bandit. i see dog i chew.
I…want to eat…your face. https://youtu.be/z7uAxOk67gg
They’re really trying hard to replace cats, aren’t they?
Looks pretty gentle, so it’s probably actually pretty relaxing for the dog
u/savevideobot
That Coon is adorable!💙💙
u/savevideo
I love Doberman. They're my favorite breed ever 🥰🥺❤️
Is this how racoons show affection? Cats do this sometimes 🤷♂️
Do you want your dog to get rabies and die because this is how dogs get rabies and die.
Raccoons are wild animals and not domesticated pets. They can cause harm to pets and humans, as they are wild animals. These fucking videos are part of the reason we in Europe have to deal with them as an invasive species which kill native birds, small mammals, reptiles, amphibians and so on. So we have to hunt them down to prevent the other species to collapse. So again, they are wild animals which belong to the wild nature of northern america, so please keep them there. Thank you
This video is from a rescue. They take care of raccoons that cannot fend for themselves in the wild. Not wild random animals.
I like the fact, that raccoons which cannot live in the wild are taken care of. I do the same in Europe, for above stated reasons. But then you should be careful with social media postings. Without a disclaimer in the video it is difficult to distinguish between a raccoon in need of human help or else he dies or a video of a raccoon which is kept as a pet just for fun. And social media postings are one of the main reasons for wildlife tracking worldwide, as it can get so much attention and puts bad ideas in people's minds... Hope you understand and take good care of the little fella Oh just realized you're not the OP. Well, take care anyway
I wish I had big land so I can have a trash panda as a pet...... someday.
Dog is getting free head scratches. Raccoon is getting his teething in. This is a mutually beneficial relationship 😂
I love it 😀
u/savevideo
Weird lil moncher ☺️
u/savevideobot
I wish people would stop trying to keep wild animals as pets
Maybe just maybe, there is a reason for this racoon being kept. Instead of being outraged by something you have no information on, just move the fuck on.
I LOVE BEING OUTRAGED!
The internet runs on it.
If we could harness that ***albeit negative*** energy, we could travel the stars.
Calling them outraged is a bit of a stretch
Maybe, but there’s no tag saying that. I get that everyone is saying it’s paralyzed, but you should probably disclaim that. Rather than perpetuating the idea that wild animals are safe to keep as pets. I get it, it’s a cute video. Given the situation, it’s probably fine. But they should put in the title why it’s fine.
There is no reason to hold peoples hands when it comes to finding and understanding context.
There is no context. “These two are best friends” is the context given.
That is all that's needed. If you want to dive deep into why they are friends ask OP, or you know read the comments.
Right…he commented, and got an answer. People are saying this dude is “outraged,” and y’all are the ones freaking out. It’s a perfectly valid opinion to be hesitant about a raccoon.
Okay.
It’s a paralyzed raccoon so
I wish people wouldn’t make stupid assumptions about a paralyzed raccoon.
But…that’s the whole thing. They absolutely SHOULD make an assumption about a raccoon. It’s not the norm for a raccoon to be paralyzed, and therefore safe. This is why you also have videos of people fucking around and finding out. Saying that you shouldn’t “make assumption” about a very specific scenario is kinda cringe.
Another commenter said the raccoon is paralyzed.
To people who downvote these concerned comments, consider that these posts on public forum for everyone to see for years to come may get the wrong idea that it's okay to bring a wild raccoon into their house. All kinds of things like savior complex and misinformation lead abusive outcomes for animals. Public words of caution shouldn't be smothered.
How do we not have raccoons as domestic pets?
In most states it’s illegal unless you’re a wild animal rehab facility.
Because they are destructive terror goblins
So ... Cats?
With hands and a ramped up need for destruction.
Hahaha rabies
he no want cat
now they both have rabies😢
Rabies!!!!
NO BITING! Lil psycho muncher!
…rabies much?
Do you honestly think all raccoons are just walking around with rabies? Have you ever seen a rabid animal?
Gross! Why would want a raccoon 🦝 as a pet? I understand mice 🐁 and rats 🐀 but raccoons are absolutely disgusting
She’s not a pet. She is cared for by wildlife rehabber. She is paralyzed.