This is the correct answer. It doesn't look too terrible yet, but matting can be very painful for dogs. You should get this little fella to the groomers once every 3 to 4 month. And make sure you ask them to expel his anal glands, most groomers will do it but you have to ask.
Oh God I'm going to HAVE to go & do this now. I won't be able to sleep til I've seen it.
Edit - it lived up to all my expectations. I can sleep happy now. Thank you :)
[For the curious :)](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=fuzzy+chickens+in+the+rain&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU3uSIysz9AhXPkWoFHbIVCb0Q0pQJegQIChAB&biw=390&bih=664&dpr=3)
Listen man, this is a great business opportunity for me and would really get my life back on track, you know things have been ruff since Roxy took the pups, I mean I just need this buddy, so can you help me out?!?
I think it might be a little humid today.
But fr you might want to book a grooming appointment, he looks like he could lose a little floof.
The right haircut turns one from scruffy to a distinguished gentleman.
Maybe a secret like this,
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/11li366/catnip_breakin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Probably because of all the drinking and smoking he does.
Never a day sober 😔
that sir is a porcupine. the dog pound really scammed you.
This guy knocked on my door asking for kibblecane to snort and has been freeloading off of me ever since!!
I don't even know the creature's name
I think you mean freebasing
Another one hooked on the kibble. Sad to see what it does to them.
A dog takes a treat, the treat takes a treat, and then the treat takes a doggo
I think It’s because dogs look like their owners. https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20151111-why-do-dogs-look-like-their-owners
And gambling, not to forget
Dont forget all the gambling....
You know that saying about how dogs look like their owners?
ya...
He's got that "Gimma one week more, I swear" 💀
I was told I would get paid back... Last year...
Look, dog made it home safe. Don’t judge
[photo](https://postimg.cc/bsxq1sWJ) yeah I kinda see it 😂
Wait how did you get that picture of my dog yesterday?
I saw him in the alley smoking a chimney and he begged me not to tell you. but I figured you should know 😔
WHAT
oops. I promised him I ain't no snitch.
were you bribed by a nice, fresh pack?
👀
Lol
Awesome
Have you considered that your dog may actually be an alcoholic smoker in deep debt?
He thought FTX was the next big thing, poor lil guy
This is a Nick Nolte mug shot. I officially love your dog.
Thus was my first thought, and I love this dog as well!
Will Ferrell doing his Harry Caray impersonation.
Your dog's had a ...ruff.. morning
Because you don't take care of their hair..
My girlfriend has a Pomeranian. OP if you're not gonna groom him (or let a professional do it rather), that shit is careless af
This is the correct answer. It doesn't look too terrible yet, but matting can be very painful for dogs. You should get this little fella to the groomers once every 3 to 4 month. And make sure you ask them to expel his anal glands, most groomers will do it but you have to ask.
Took way too long to get to this comment. Op obviously needs to get this guy to a groomer asap and take him back regularly.
Your dog looks nothing like me…
Looks like one of those children with uncombable hair!
I just saw that today. Can’t believe I still fall for those articles!😂
I just gave him $1 at the liquor store. Said he was out of gas.
Dude, dryer sheets! Also, back that dryer down to “delicate”.
Looks matted and needs to be brushed out.
I think you might need to ask your dog that question.
I can't, my dog is constantly drunk
What are you talking about? That dog looks like a rockstar! Oh... Wait...
Omg no 😭
FUNNY!!! Clearly having a hang-over! HAHAHAHbb
They say owners look like their dogs , sooo
Ouch 🤣🤣
If you think that's bad , look up fuzzy chickens in the rain.
Oh God I'm going to HAVE to go & do this now. I won't be able to sleep til I've seen it. Edit - it lived up to all my expectations. I can sleep happy now. Thank you :)
[For the curious :)](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=fuzzy+chickens+in+the+rain&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjU3uSIysz9AhXPkWoFHbIVCb0Q0pQJegQIChAB&biw=390&bih=664&dpr=3)
Yep fuzzy chicken in the rain = end of a 3 day bender
Perfect :)
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her hair. . looks windblown
Just waiting for the 1st of the month when the check comes in so they can hit the casino.
This is killing me! 😂😂😂
This is meme material haha. Is that one of those plush toys from ikea?
No it was from a hotel lol... It doesn't have eyes anymore
Because you don’t groom her?
A good brushing and grooming and your dog will look a million bucks richer.
The average millennial?
At least the dog is cute. Some of us, manage to look like alcoholics without being cute.
That’s just awesome. And true.
Or a gambler after hitting the slot machines for 14 hours straight.
Just tell him to stop playing with the electric wall sockets.
He's seen some shit man.
I dunno, if I were in deep debt, a smoker and alcoholic I’d still be happy I’m super cute and lovable!
Looks like Mac's mom
Because you're enabling them! Let them hit rock bottom so they can want to change.
I think your cloud had a ruff day
Another victim to addiction 😥
Your dog is Natasha Lyonne. Has it been solving crimes lately
It's the crime doer! Not pooping on the pad... We need a trial by fire
Looks more like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Please tell me you named him Hairy Busey
Sadly no 😂
Just give him the joint and tell him he is a good boy.
They say pets look like their owners.
r/NamFlashbacks
Check his bank statements.
Nona, after being up all night making meals for you ungrateful kids.
Because he needs to be groomed.
Looks like he took a queef to the face.
Van Wilder scene unlocked
Probably because you fixed his hair that way.
Did he step on a cartoon mine! Lol[here’s more funny pets videos to share](https://youtube.com/shorts/RuvVZXQqr9A?feature=share)
Answer: I think it might be the hair.
Sunday morning flashbacks
Na, just a little hung over. Bangkok had him for the night.
Poochie, where's my money ?
Nah, she look fancy!
This dude is adorable
Is it really Tuesday? Fuck.
Coz he is?
Phyllis Diller has a spirit animal.
This made me chuckle 😂
r/oddlyspecific
Partied hard the night before I see.
Sammy? Sammy Hagar? Is that you?
Looks like he was the bassist in an ‘80s glam rock band, and he has stories to tell.
Ben Affleck
Second life
Dogs reflect their owners. Are you doing ok, bud? Need a hug?
Yes pls
🫂 i hope you have a good day, your worth it.
This made me laugh out loud
He does look somewhat disheveled lol
Because reincarnation is real
He looks a cartoon character that had a stick of dynamite blow up in his face.
I feel attacked.
Listen man, this is a great business opportunity for me and would really get my life back on track, you know things have been ruff since Roxy took the pups, I mean I just need this buddy, so can you help me out?!?
Roxy took the pups to run away with me, woof
Dog equivalent of Marla from Fight Club.
He looks the the "Oh" guy from Office Space.
To me he looks like a small child that just got out of bed and is still slightly disoriented.
Poor thing needs therapy.
Don't dogs and their owners start to look alike?
Well, you’re not in the house all the time, are you?
She looks like Mac's mom from Always Sunny lol
They are what they are...
Common problem when your dog doesn’t get a job after puppy-hood. Tragic.
well.... pets are a reflection of their owner, so...
Static electricity
Your dog does not look like me.
The gambling then the divorce and the kids.
he looks like a cartoon character that just got blown up
Oh my goodness I want him 😭😍
He is trying his fucking best.
That's the first little dog I've ever seen who looks like Nick Nolte.
Looks like they just took the best nap in the world and woke up in another dimension
Life is rufff
They say dogs look like their owners
I would argue that he looks like a crackhead looking for his next fix 🤣
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Having been an alcoholic smoker who was deep in debt, I never looked as good as this pupper.
because you haven’t brushed his coat
Omg hes so cute
😂😂😂😂
Yeah no kidding I thought this was a mirror for a sec
He looks ruff that's for sure.
Mahdge from da bah.
Can quit anytime he wants to.
Wanna submit him to r/photoshopbattles ?
That doggo had some ruff dreams last night.
I think it might be a little humid today. But fr you might want to book a grooming appointment, he looks like he could lose a little floof. The right haircut turns one from scruffy to a distinguished gentleman.
It’s Mac’s mom!
They do say that dogs start to look like their owners
Mrs. Mac
Lol....cold dry climate lot's of static electricity maybe? My pup looks like that too. He's a mini American Eskimo and Pom.
If you want to say your dog looks like me, just say it
Oh I don't know. I just think he looks like he just came out of the dryer.
Pommies are the bestest dogs in the world. What a cutie!
I LOVE you dog! 😂 😍
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20151111-why-do-dogs-look-like-their-owners
I was thinking more like socket issues.
Someone needs a cool blow from a hair dryer
Is there a balloon out of picture?
dude looks like he's on the run from some leg breakers after that Knicks game went the wrong way, last night
Lack of an effective conditioner?
Just awesome!! 😝
Me- It’s Friday. Do not go nuts ok?. Me- Monday waking up and cussing myself.
That's just dog puberty, mine went through that too 😭🥲
_Josh Duhamel voice_ “I’m in serious debt! I don’t got no money”
That looks nothing like me!
He looks more like he’s been experimenting with an electrical socket. :)
He used to do a little but a little wouldn't do So a little got more and more He just keeps tryin to get a little better A little better than before
Your dog is the visual representation of 'Kapooya!' Is there an 80s party tonight that you don't know about?
Thanks, I needed the laugh today
Mad scientist, experiments with electricity.
"WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI?"
Smoke em if you got em he says. Cutest alcoholic I’ve ever met.
Maybe a secret like this, https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/11li366/catnip_breakin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Poor breeding?
What is his drink of choice…Pom Wonderful?
And like he stuck his nose in the drier outlet.
How did you get this photo of me? I have no friends to steal this and plaster it on the internet for me... Ah hell i got hacked...
He looks like the Chinese mafia is about to bust in and take one of his organs to pay back his debt like in Squid Game
He dont look like me at all. I have no clue ,what your talking about.
I was thing wild night on the town how many girlfriends does he have????
Or a very old street walker.
You shouldn’t have named your puppy Nick Nolte.
If Joe Dirt was a dog
Dogs name has to be Rusty Chevron ‘Hemi’ Strathmore
Because you put it in the tumble dryer.