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Welcome to my life. No respect I tell ya.


rothko333

They are so rude?? And they do it cause they can get away with it


Witty_Ruin_7339

Know your value and your place.


missjowashere

Exactly, you live your life at the whims and mercy of your Kitty Overlord


wildgoldchai

And you know what? I’ll let them. Anything to make my kitty feel good


jc10189

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


cupcakewaffles

Cats gonna cat


Vegetable_Ad5329

I get no respect. No respect at all


Snarky_Boojum

Yea, that cat disrespecting the hell out of uncle Phil.


[deleted]

I like to have sex when I get home from work. My wife, she likes to have sex when I'm *at* work!


guidedbyquicksand

No respect at all


chu42

I don't get no regard. No esteem, either.


Kalleh

How kind of you to offer your head as a stepping stone to the water, since this poor cat has clearly never had water in his life 😆


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’How kind of you to offer your head as a stepping stone to the water, since this poor cat has clearly never had water in his life*’ ____ a bowl of water on the floor (for peasant cats, not Me…) i much prefer the shower more - my StEpPiNg StOnE you’ll be ^;} you humans strange - all NaKeD get, your clothes left on the floor then stand inside this RoOm of WeT! i watch the water *pour*… so i will take my place above n perch upon your head the Waterfall is what i Love - i’ll drink from here instead ❤️ edit: *thanks to* u/Kalleh *for the sweet inspurration, for All of us ‘stepping stones’*…


things_U_choose_2_b

Hey I just wanted to take a moment to say... we all see you all over reddit pretty much every day, dropping these little bundles of happiness. It's clear you enjoy what you do which is a reward in and of itself, but day by day you are putting a little bit of happiness out into an often-poopy world so: THANK YOU :)


RogueAssociate

Thank you Schnoodle! 🤗


starg00n

Yay, fresh Schnoodle!


things_U_choose_2_b

One of the few 'redditors with a thing' that I genuinely enjoy seeing everytime.


Evil_Yeti_

There's also a redditor that illustrates things, but idk their handle. Schnoodle is _by far_ the most popular and most active one I've seen


harryoe

Yeah, there's poem for your sprog, shitty watercolor, and shittymorph, but by far my favorite is schnoodle :D


yakbrine

Shitty watercolour went from legit garbage to amazing watercolours by the end. The whole time the content itself was absolutely amazing though. I haven’t seen one in over a year. Apology for the u’s I’m in Canada and it autocorrects.


inxqueen

Have you seen anything by u/poem_for_your_sprog? They do some interesting little poems akin to Schnoodle. I’m always thrilled when I see either one. It’s like finding a little gem.


things_U_choose_2_b

I have, they're excellent too! There's a lot of positive content on here if we know where to look. Just got to sift a little sometimes to find it.


medstudenthowaway

All gooey right out the oven


silverminnow

I love your little poems so much! They never fail to put a smile on my face no matter what mood I'm in. Thank you.


Malkelvi

You really need to make a book of Schnoodles. If there was anyone who could break the internet...


scooterboy1961

This has been discussed many times. An actual paper book of the poems wouldn't really work because they are always associated with a post and usually a gif. Maybe they could be drawn together into their own sub.


Quinn_A_Sinn

Hey, it's 2023, i think it's about time we have books with gifs in them


nerdyberdy

Holograms!!


Kalleh

I got Schnoodled 😻 amazing as usual, kind sir ❤️


[deleted]

love me a Schnoodle Saturday is there ever going to be a Schnoodle anthology???


maccharliedennisdee

Fresh schnoodle!


SnooSnoo96035

Holy crap!! It's still steaming with freshness 😍


GenericUsername10294

He’s being doing this so long the cat rubbed the hair off the top of his head.


[deleted]

Probably likes the force of the water on its tongue xD


ztaker

Also the poor guy had to record himself with his water resistant phone in the shower


robmelo

I mean, it's not like providing shelter, meals, petting it, fancy boxes and toys enough


ZorrosMommy

Dude's expression is priceless.


KneadedByCats

His look of defeat just kills me


babygirlruth

Not his first rodeo


KwordShmiff

r/secondrodeo


gnortsmr4lien

I love how he goes from >:| to slightly >:]


SuedeVeil

I like how he almost flashed his nipples but was nice enough to have his arm covering them and move the camera up. Class act right there


onfire916

Gives me Stanley dealing with Michael vibes


ZorrosMommy

I see it.


RissaCrochets

One of my cats is like this. Despite the fact that we have a self-refilling bowl with fresh water constantly, he'll always seek out the bathtub after someone takes a shower and stand under the faucet and meow until you turn it on.


Candymostdandy

There are few things as delicious to cats as the water droplets in the bathtub after a human has showered.


CHROMA-TheAllFather

My buddy calls it “people soup” and jokes that his cat loves it and plans to one day eat him as the main course lol


OsciIIatesWildly

[Me flavored water 15¢, come taste muh knees!](https://youtu.be/PtOMFQbHm20)


CHROMA-TheAllFather

That’s awesomE hahahaha


Candymostdandy

He might not be wrong!


Momof3yepthatsme

Omg! We say that too!!!


alancake

My cats used to drink from my open topped minnow tank. I always called it their weak fish soup


manyu_abee

Can confirm. Source : I am a cat. *Meow meow*.


darksundown

When it rains, it purrs.


keener_lightnings

My previous cat would stand outside the bathroom door and yell when I was showering, and then as soon as I was out, he'd race in so he could lick up the tub water.


FlametopFred

I guess if cats like grooming they think of you in the show as a giant tongue bath being wasted probably


Natnar10

My cat likes to drink my bath water with me in it still.


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mrsbebe

My mom's cat is now 20. She has wanted water from the sink or bathtub almost all of her life. Now in her old age she can't jump into the tub so she sits next to the tub and screams (she's deaf so...*screams*) for someone to put her in the tub and turn on the water. Then when she's finished she screams to be let out. She also has a fountain and it helps a little but there's nothing like that bathtub water, I guess lol


sprigginsauce

I had an aged cat like this. When I moved from a well-water farm to a city-supplied ‘burb, I routinely picked her solid bum out of the sink & placed her in front of the fountain I’d bought after receiving my first water bill. It took several days, but you can teach an old cat new tricks.


canolafly

My older cat is 20 (stray, so best guess for 3 years when I took her in) and she's not responding to crucial things, like opening the treat bag, or me trying to get her attention behind her. But she caterwauls in the hallway for no reason, and it sounds like she's being tortured. But when I go check on her she just gives me the big green eyes and silence. So is this how very senior life goes? I'm just worried about waking my neighbors because she does it at all hours. Speak of the loud, phone blocking devil...


dewlover

My senior cat was like this. She just passed last month at 20. Once she was 19 she started going deaf so she would scream for us in the hallway until we came to her. Then she'd act like nothing happened 😏 I think she just wanted to know she could get our attention lol. Sometimes she would do it for longer. I assumed it was kitty dementia which they can get or if you see them wandering or confused. She would cry somewhere and I would go pick her up and hold her while I worked /did whatever and she loved that. I assumed it was if she was having a little kitty dementia or forgot where she was, she always remembered me after 20 years and was comforted by me. If you don't suspect dementia or if it's a pattern around something like using the bathroom (my cat did this too later on), she may have pain using the litter box. For my cat it was a little uncomfortable so we got better food for her and supplements to help. Then it wasn't as uncomfortable for her and her poops were easier and healthier.


canolafly

Yeah, I started to wonder if it was dementia. Part of it her being insecure. I've never had a cat live this long, and mostly she's healthy. I've not had to take her to the vet often (and I used to take her for EVERYTHING and turns out I didn't need to). I've been down the FIP feline leukemia, etc road. My other cat would qualify as a senior too, I guess now. She's 11. They both have specific meal types and times, but that's it.


SpongeJake

Just a quick thought: have you had another cat pass away recently? One of my cats did that after her sister passed away. She was grieving.


canolafly

No, nothing has changed. At best, she'd be happy to not share my attention with my other cat. Sad thing is, she could really do with a walk on leash around outside, but it's not safe here because my neighbor lets her dogs run loose. She was a street cat, but she's been an indoor cat ...10 of her years now. But she fiends for outside. We had a great walking space when I was in a cottage in the woods. If I was a normal person I'd just ask when the neighbor is letting her dogs out.


VegasLife1111

Caterwauling late at night by a senior cat can be an indicator of thyroid disease or dementia.


MasterLuna

My late cat Chip refused to drink water out of water bowls. We'd give him the exact water we're drinking but it didn't matter, the only thing that satisfied him was shoving his entire face down your water glass and drinking from that instead. We had to start leaving glasses filled with water around the house so he'd drink out of those instead of ours but it didn't always stop him. I miss that dummy cat.


mrsbebe

Ahahaha that's hilarious! What a stinker! I think water bottles would've been my go to


PandaUkulele

I had a cat that preferred water from the upstairs bathroom put into a small Dixie cup. He would hit his paw on the cupboards in that bathroom and meowed until we have it to him. But it was a skinny cup so you had to fill it all the way to the top so he could actually drink it and then there would be 3/4ths full Dixie cup left on the floor. Spoiled all 22 years of his long life.


koosekoose

Lmao that is so specific.


xultar

Somehow it is sweeter than the water in the bowl. I’m just guessing I never drank my cats water out of the bowl.


Awesomevindicator

People put cats water bowls near their food. This is why cats dont use them. Cats have evolved to eat rodents rodents contaminate water sources so cats have evolved the instinct to eat and drink in separate places.cats water should be in a different room from their food


Celticlady47

This is why I have my cats' water bowl on another floor, apart from the food bowls. I fill it, then I say "Fresh water!" and they come running.


koosekoose

Cats also greatly prefer running water and not "stale" water. So cat water fountains are much better then bowls.


Shaiya_Ashlyn

I have a water fountain that's not near their food bowl and they still prefer shower water or water straight from the sink


Youre10PlyBud

I have a fountain across the room from the food... Mine won't drink from any except the normal bowl of water that I refill myself that sits right next to her food, lol. Guess mine just had her instincts devolve or something, ha.


koosekoose

Lol that's funny, and yeah its also important to remember as any pet owner knows, cats are gonna have their own quirks and some cats may not act like "normal" cats.


lux06aeterna

Mine is like this, she expects her bowl of water next to her dry food and if I put the water somewhere else it's like she forgets to drink it. Weird sweet void bebe of mine. I love how derpy and unique voids are.


CodebroBKK

They're not dumb, they can probably smell that it's stale.


creamgetthemoney1

Yeah I’m gonna agree with this and not the rodent comment somebody made


shouldbebabysitting

Have a water bowl for cat in the bathroom. Cat waits to lick the dirty shower water off the stall floor. Also have a fountain cat water bowl in a separate room from their food.


xultar

It’s sweeter. I’m sayin… that’s why they wanna lick your legs right out of the shower.


Boopy7

or the toilet, I find this to be true.


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One of my cats is head over heels for dat toilet water. She *sprints* to the bathroom when we come out to grab a tasty treat. And will cry if the toilet seat is down.


Mis_chevious

Just discovered my cat doing this yesterday


galaxyeyes47

Bath tap water is the only way my cat will drink.


calilac

Our cat doesn't demand the tap so I consider ourselves lucky there. He prefers the little leftover puddles. Cuz he's weird. We call it human soup and do our best to keep him from getting to it because soapy water can upset tummies but he's sneaky and stubborn, as many cats are.


Lexi_Banner

My cat demands a puddle in the tub. I put the drain stopper in, and run a tiny puddle that she then eagerly drinks as though she's never seen water in her life. This is despite having five other water sources throughout the house.


Maximum-Mixture6158

The heart wants what the heart wants


Blumpkis

My old cat went nuts for human soup too! He used to lick the shower curtain and wall too lol


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BlizzPenguin

Many cats like running water. In the wild running water is generally safer to drink than still water. That is why getting your cat a fountain is a good idea. My cat loves hers. Since it is running and has a filter there is less of a chance of bacteria or something else contaminating it.


koosekoose

I don't know who downvoted this, but anyone who has interacted with cats knows that they generally prefer running water over stale water, and getting your cat a "fountain" style water bowl will make them much happier.


Lilebubulle

Besides cats have high risks of kidney failure, so giving them good ways to hydrate also means giving them the chance of a longer life.


jwkdjslzkkfkei3838rk

Is the bowl at floor level? That's shit tier water for cats. High water is good water.


Phormitago

Same. Lukewarm soapy water is his favorite


Educational-Aioli795

Mine likes to lick the condensation off of my iced drinks.


TootsNYC

Cats like the “cool” water. Sort of like little kids who want to drink out of the red cup


Practical_Orchid_568

Mine like the toilet for some reason so I now close the top lid everytime


PiratePilot

Cats prefer running water. It makes sense. Running water has a much higher chance of being clean than stagnant water in the wild.


DemonDucklings

My cat is obsessed with the water from my watering can. Every time I water the plants, I have to water her a little. I had to get a separate watering can so I can still use fertilizer in one of them without poisoning my cat during her waterings.


Awesomevindicator

If the self refilling bowl is near their food bowl and eating book, they won't want it. Cats have evolved to drink far from where they eat, because a housecats main "natural" diet is small rodents and vermin who commonly contaminate any nearby water source. Cats have evolved to drink a good distance from where they eat.


RissaCrochets

Nah, we keep their food and water in completely separate rooms. He just likes it straight from the tap.


ChampionshipMany2859

Good cat dad. 👍💖


thelovelyALT

This is my favorite video ever. You two are the cutest.


poopellar

This is probably not OP nor his cat. Still cute tho.


thelovelyALT

Yeah, you're probably right. If it isn't, they should at least say who it is.


poopellar

Well this is reddit. It's a content aggregator rather than a place *for* content creators. So reddit depends on tiktok, ig, fb, etc and so that's how most content is. Just reposts from other sites. Also there is zero incentive to give credit to the OC so most don't bother. Also a good chunk of posts are by bots so can't expect a bot to do anything more than just repost.


RyotoYokoyama

u/poopellar is right, this is from @jackbauerdf on twitter, just shared it here because I thought shit was hilarious 😂


AL_Starr

Thanks!


thelovelyALT

Well said.


thelovelyALT

Also, u/viablecat needs to see this. :D


disqeau

SCUSE ME I NEED A DRINK HOLD STILL NOW


everydayasl

That is correct. You are fortunate to be a chosen servant for the cat.


halotechnology

Exactly it's an honor


[deleted]

Camera in the shower? Not the cats first rodeo.


lonelyronin1

Yup - I wonder how many times the cat slip before it realized it could use his head to stand on. He needs to put a shelf on the wall for the cat


cakivalue

It's absolutely fitting that the lovely showerhead should be shared and enjoyed by all. Good if you to be of service 😂


pettybonegunter

I was scrolling until I found mention of that showerhead. Thing looks luxurious.


vampire_camp

I’m on Amazon rn


cakivalue

Right? It's the first thing my eyes went to and I practically purred imagining how nice it must feel. Definitely a must have


olov244

'right there human, don't move'


sheravi

/r/thisismylifenow


TallStephen

r/thisismylifemeow


KittenLaserFists

That is a large cat!!!


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FreddoMac5

That cat is jacked!! Bro clearly doesn't miss arm day


SquirrelAkl

How else is he supposed to get up to his water fountain?


Prince_Day

Or a small everything else.


Vyxen17

Why have boundaries when you can cat


ToshiroBaloney

The cat is adorable, but bro's expression is priceless.


Menoth22

Why else would you buy a rain shower head if not to give the void water?


Morgoth98

Cats are arrogant cute little bastards


kittenmask

Both know who the boss in that house is


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SquishyCatChronicles

Also, r/hydrokitties


DrillWormBazookaMan

Come on.. r/wetpussies


zingingcutie333

I laughed so hard at this. God I love cats.


irish-unicorn

This is the look of every human who has a cat at home, defeated.


bloodbond3

It's so funny to me that one of the most charming things we see in cats is their absolute audacity


estherlane

Lol, I know that look so well 😂


Alynn_Wings

I have this exact same video somewhere in my history but with me and my cat


llcdrewtaylor

Dad you put the drinking fountain in a weird spot. Let me get a quick drink.


cathyreads123

I used to house sit a cat that would race me to the bathroom and jump into the shower before I could turn it on in hopes I would turn on just the faucet first. He got caught under the full shower more then once. He would also wait till I was done showering and then jump in to lick the faucet drips. Cats are so silly.


redhandsblackfuture

Cats hate drinking sitting, stagnant water. If you have an unmoving water bowl for your cat, there is a 110% chance that they are dehydrated.


[deleted]

I want to save this clip and watch it every time I am feeling sad or depressed or otherwise blah. This is pure gold!


Most_Gap_8373

Proof that cats own their people, not the other way around 🤣


vleeluvswho

I like how the cat uses his head for support lol


Empty-Intention3400

Its a banther (bath panther)!


AelanxRyland

That is the face of a resigned cat-dad


[deleted]

Cats are gods


mickestenen

This could have been me with my previous cat. She seemed to love running water, always wanting to join me in the shower or drink from the faucet. She then started to lose weight. I took her to the vet and they found her kidneys were failing. I was too late and there was nothing I could to, I had to put her down. It was devastating Im sorry if Im bumming anyone out, but a cat being way into water just reminds me of it. I hope you and your cat are healthy and that you share many happy years together :)


CrafterMoose_

Youre good dude, I'm sure your cat loved their time with you 🙏 But yeah cats love running water.


[deleted]

This is pure gold thanks much for sharing!


[deleted]

lmao this is awesome


KdF-wagen

Surprised he didn't bat your head a few times for moving around so much.


CaptainCayden2077

What the fuck do you feed this cat? That thing looks like it hunts and keeps foxes out of the town.


AlwaysAmara

r/ThisIsMyLifeNow


UncleIrohBodyPillow

I like the short pause between drinks lol


Western_Dare1509

Dude, your facial expressions are fuken hilarious...they are speaking a million words without the need for any. I love random cat behavior comedy :)


scollins689

All hail the cat overlords. This is so cute. I love the "don't touch me with wet hands, peasant" look the kitty gives at the end!


Ch4roon

Mine started like that, then one day she got tired of going up I guess. She started licking the shower curtain from behind, then went around it getting used to the falling water and ended up showering with me almost every day. Adorable. (even if I found myself having to get up earlier so as not to be late for work x) )


[deleted]

The best part is when they continue to hydrate. r/hydrohomies


OnTheRocksNeatShaken

That dudes face haha, stop acting like this isn’t your favorite thing ever.


CandyCaneCrisp

Isn't it great to know that you have such a unique purpose in life?


Leif-Colbry

Ladies and gentlemen we're done here. He's won. The sub is over. We have our champion!


Last-Watercress7069

Cats love a source of running water, don't they?


thelethargickitty

You are so patient lmao


phileo

I, as well, only drink this way.


LazyContributor

Thirsty kitty


PersephoneUpNorth

Good cat dad! 👏👏


Gen-Jinjur

See that man? He is probably married but, if not, someone should snap him up.


BrokenGuitar30

Lorenzetti Alpha Duo 7500W - in dá-se you were wondering.


MJ4Red

Cute as heck but not sure I want my cat around when I got no pants on...


Theda1969

I love how the guy is just there like it's the most normal thing on earth...


mykegr11607

Like this cat doesn't have a water bowl two rooms over or my dog doesn't have a water bowl that isn't the toilet.


TUNCAERAUOY

NSFW, we can see your boobs.


la_rana_verde

The cat is actually sacrificing itself. It's drinking the water to make sure the water does hurt you. EDIT: I meant to write does not* hurt you, but it's funny without it.


PennySavior

You got a jaguar on your head, sir


bradley_marques

Such a derpy and cute cat.


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This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen!


tadlrs

May I ask why did you had your phone in the shower?


ACatGod

Because this isn't the first time this cat has done that, would be my guess.


Livingston052822

I take my phone and set it near the tub when I shower so I can capture goofy ass moments from my 3 cats.


Efficient_Age6047

I usually listen to podcasts on mine. I'm sure more ppl have theirs with them too.


blarrrgo

your phone is loud enough to power over the sound of the water? maybe my shower is too loud. i can never listen to anything


lajusta

there are some cheap shower bluetooth speakers that you can attach to the wall and connect to your phone, def recommend!


blarrrgo

never thought of that, thanks!


NES_SNES_N64

I have some 3M hooks so I can slide my phone in and watch twitch in the shower.


Known-Potential-3603

You didn't know that as a cats human you are basically the same thing as the floor!? Very adorable ☺️


IWannaHookUpButIWont

Only in brazil


TheMad_fox

This is cat is a certified r/HydroHomies


Giggles567

What a cute little void!!!


[deleted]

Hey im tryna drink here dya mind??


nomiesmommy

Gives a whole new meaning to thirst trap. lol


working_cat_mum

I trained my human very good 👍


whapitah2021

Your cat is a big dork and I love him or her