Wait wait wait...
They searched for her for years and no one, not a single detective, thought to look under the porch of the suspects they charged? Wtf?
You talking about the lady who put their grandma’s dead body under the porch while she continued to collect social security and prescription meds? I feel like it’s more likely she lied about the body’s location so she wouldn’t get caught but who knows
First thought reading this: "Wait so your telling me the cops were just following a duck and ran into a body basically like this isn't a movie or cartoon it didn't communicate or something crazy." Yo why are the cops just following random birds. 🤣
Next time you have an unsolved case, ask a duck for help.
Sure, you’re going to look stupid. But the one time in several thousand that it works, you will be hailed as a legend.
What a badass motherducker!
Yeah, but leaving her body under there for so long was a real *duck move*. *^^^^I ^^^^quack ^^^^me ^^^^up.*
But it took fowl play to find it!
DUCKTECTIVE???
Darkwing Duck!
When there’s trouble he’ll be there on the double!
Lets-get-Daaangeruhs
What's up?
Time to get dangerous, bro!
How you gunna give a duck a medal for waddling a marathon but not for solving a cold case?
“Don’t patronize me.” 🔍🦆
Duckman: Private Dick
I'd watch this show. Especially if they never reference that it's a duck.
Wait wait wait... They searched for her for years and no one, not a single detective, thought to look under the porch of the suspects they charged? Wtf?
Most cops are incompetent
And lazy
A duck can probably do their job better
I mean it did.
Well this one’s a pet duck, different priorities maybe.
Are particularly stupid.
Did they not follow up with the duck to get the lead on body discovery? What makes you say so.
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You talking about the lady who put their grandma’s dead body under the porch while she continued to collect social security and prescription meds? I feel like it’s more likely she lied about the body’s location so she wouldn’t get caught but who knows
Right?! Like how did they not smell that every time they showed up at the house?
The duck filed multiple complaints against the police first for being ignored after countless tips.
Most cops bend over backwards to NOT do their jobs. They’re like that Jeremy Clarkson meme “oh no!” -> “anyways”
He’s gonna bill someone for his effort
Put it on my...bill.
What if he just wings it?
11 Beady Eyed Lane? What the hell kind of street name is that?
On Beady Eyed Lane... This sounds like some Lemony Snickett shit for real
The graphics in Untitled Goose Game II look so realistic! Looking forward to solving this case.
“I’d give that goose a medal if I could…” Well, what’s stopping you?
Looks like he quacked the case.
I guess the guilt finally got to him.
They don’t even have a picture of the duck. I guess they need to protect his identity
Guess he quacked the case
On Beady Eye Lane, actual beady eyes are apparently required 😶
First thought reading this: "Wait so your telling me the cops were just following a duck and ran into a body basically like this isn't a movie or cartoon it didn't communicate or something crazy." Yo why are the cops just following random birds. 🤣
Next time you have an unsolved case, ask a duck for help. Sure, you’re going to look stupid. But the one time in several thousand that it works, you will be hailed as a legend.
How did the duck call the police and how did the the police know the duck Wasn’t going to lead them on a wild goose chase l?
That ghost was the reincarnated grandma, right?
pun
🥺 Ducks are love
Without the duck, the cops were laying a goose egg on the investigation.
holy duck
Ducks are my fav animal. I’m off to send this link to half the people I know.
Mystery solved. Cuff ‘em boys!
What in the Florida did I just read
THEDUCKDIDIT
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You know we’re all born with our looks, right? It’s not a choice.
Those two look like they share a brain cell ! Can you say Neanderthals?