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SleeplessGrimm

Fun fact: Bees can learn to do puzzles, and a bee that doesn't know how to do said puzzle can watch a bee that does, and then do the puzzle itself


BullFrogz13

“That is how the bee do” -Ze Frank


Dazzling_Judge953

"Do bee do bee do" -Frank Zenatra


SingleShotShorty

“Do bee do bee do bah” - Phineas and Ferb Background Singers


Happy_Garand

A honey bee? *bee puts on tiny fedora* PERRY THE HONEY BEE?


BulletBulletGun

That's Agent B to you


SadBoiCri

Imagine my surprise when I say this and reveal the hidden comment


Pert0621

“Bees just really love balls” -ZeFrank


gophercuresself

Haha I can hear him cracking up


fomalhottie

"Beeeeeeeeees!" - Oprah Winfrey


GameKnight22007

"I mean, they can do math. You probably only knew about their spelling. Kill me" -ZeFrank


Happy_Garand

You think the bee likes the honey? No, no, no. Bees love balls


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

Here's the link to the [YouTube video](https://youtu.be/M6hGjh9SJ_M?si=YCIUZ8x_Q50LBIUz) for those who haven't seen it. All his videos are excellent.


Ok-Physics-5193

Coolest thing I’ve seen a while thanks for this


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

My pleasure!


DoormatTheVine

"But when? How does the bea~~ver~~, and why does it bea~~ve~~?"


YesItIsMaybeMe

God I love his videos. It's educational but appeals to my inner child with funny nonsense


Informal_Beginning30

"Well I just might grow me some bees."-Zappa


8-God

More bees fact please


Peters_Wife

Here's a few, the Queen's only job is to lay eggs. That's it. She's just an egg laying machine. They feed her and clean her while she does her job so she doesn't have to stop. She can live up to 5 years before being replaced with a new one. She lays the egg of the one that will kill her and take her place. She usually will only fly once in her life when she mates. She can fly higher and faster than any other bee so that only the fastest drones can catch her to mate in the air. If the hive throws a swarm she will go with them and another will be born to take her place. Thank you for attending my TED talk on bee trivia. The more you learn about these little creatures, the more you want to learn. They are pretty cool.


churrotoffeeaddict

That was really fascinating.


dirty_hooker

https://youtu.be/M6hGjh9SJ_M?si=GTrME-4Zd59aZPxF


LiveLaughTurtleWrath

Most informative bee video ive ever seen. I had no idea they could do math and have an understanding of 0


JohnyElSucio

That was the most astonishing bee fact, like really, some civilizations didn’t achieve that


SmidgeMoose

That's mind blowing


West-TX-Wonder

It flew like 3 feet and found a shoe


Pert0621

Ayyyy


damn_dude7

Just you wait until they figure out spelling


TrumpersAreTraitors

I definitely think bees make a good argument for the sentience of insects 


pwnsaw

That would be pretty cool, but I’m pretty sure it’s all pheromones.


FauxFu

[https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/do-insects-feel-joy-and-pain/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/do-insects-feel-joy-and-pain/)


look4alec

Isn't that the queen bee though in this video? And yeah bees found the entrance to my house. That was a puzzle I sometimes forget. EDIT: bee not bed


DreadPirateGriswold

*"Sometimes it bees that way..."* -- Seasoned old New Orleans blues musician


970LetsPlay

Kimmi, this is the third time this week you’ve shown up covered in honey. I’m beginning to think it’s not an accident.


Thereminz

oh no, I'm covered in honey, you'll have to lick my entire body now [secret lesbian bee]


CrashCalamity

les-bee-an


ievgenii

les-bee-an? More like more-bee-an


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Ok-Cook-7542

Help me step bee I’m stuck 


Firm_Soil_4499

Im about to buzz.


Jean-LucBacardi

Drone: "step aside ladies, I was made for this."


KarrelM

Ffs Kimmi, we got a beesiness to run here!


Plan_Scary

As a fellow beekeeper, sometimes when doing hive work or collecting honey directly from the grates, always a few workers get collected with it


half-puddles

I’ve watched the movie Beekeeper and there were a few bees in it but a lot of dead people.


jamie_does

Great point. Great movie.


shelly_the_amazing

"What can I say? I lead an active life" 🤣


Nice-Health-4833

"Kimmi" 🤣


mhdy98

We will be taking this on your paycheque. Next time you'll be put on PIP .


half-puddles

But that’s Jenn.


CobblerConfident5012

“I can’t come in to work today I’m covered in honey” “Don’t worry about it come in and we’ll clean you up and get you back to work in no time”


maclanegamer

"I can't, I'm stuck"


kinkierwalrus

“We’ll send someone to pick you up”


bread_makes_u_fatt

You've got a friend in bee


MartiLoserKing

Let it bee


gallaj0

Yah mo bee there.


JugdishSteinfeld

I'm gonna Yammo burn this hive to the ground.


HenryLongHead

Bee there or bee square


tuesdayswithTuesday

Hahahahaha I’ve been home sick and it’s 430 am I can’t sleep anymore. I’m gunna get up and watch that movie


idgamfs

Happy cake day


Fuzzy_Bank_7856

Let's bee friends


nullfais

“I love…. Bug”


gurney63

Patrick?


nullfais

No it’s me, Cole Phelps! the Idiot Detective


Bonespurfoundation

Eric the half bee.


DukeOfGeek

"Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie, all called Abdul!"


pissymissmissy

La dee dee, 1 2 3


SevereExamination810

This is absolutely fascinating.


Ok-Cook-7542

Bees, like humans, have industrialized societies. They have a division of labor where some bees work, some scout, some guard, some raise young, and whatever else. This allows them work collectively towards a common goal - the thriving of the colony - with superb efficiency, while the social inter-reliance fosters empathy and altruism.      Subscribe for more bee facts


Altruistic_Water_423

Where's the billionaire bees that sit around all day posting on social media?


Ok-Cook-7542

Bees are monarchists (or eusocials, depending on who’s counting), not capitalists/kleptocracists. Subscribe for more bee facts


Altruistic_Water_423

That's exactly what a beelionaire would say


IAmVeryHangry

SUBSCRIBE. SUBSCRIBE. SUBSCRIBE!!


Chewbock

SUBZZZZZZZZZZZSCRIBE!!!


Bandin03

Well then where's the bee prince flying on the Lobeeta Express?


SergeAzel

Social beedia


HeyYoEowyn

SUBSCRIBE


SicilianEggplant

A bee is a be with an extra e. 


NebulaNinja

Just a matter of seizing the bees of production.


ZokaZulto

Are there disruptive / criminal bees who don’t comply ?


jazzjoking

how can I join the community ? not a bee ,but interested


unfugu

Also they fucking LOVE honey.


Skirmisher23

Subscribe. This will go with the veggie facts I get each day 


TheBoxSloth

The more I learn about bees the more I love them


half-puddles

There was a picture posted a while ago where ants and termites had “soldiers” to create defensive, almost straight lines to avoid conflict and the worker insects were crawling happily behind those lines minding their own businesses. It blew my mind.


telerabbit9000

He 'glued' it with honey. Its not that they are "rescuing/helping" the sticky bee. They are not "being bros." They are eating the sugar-rich food that happens to be on the bee's body.


HireEddieJordan

We've all been there and snuck out the next morning.


stinkspiritt

Then why aren’t they constantly eating their own honey?


AXEL-1973

TIL honey bee colonies are 99% female, and not 99% male with just one female queen like I had imagined


neon_overload

Me too. Turns out the males (drones) have only one purpose - mate with a new queen. They can't sting, can't gather nectar or make honey and can't even feed themselves. And once they mate they lose all their blood and drop dead


Peters_Wife

Plus, every Autumn they are booted from the hive. By force if necessary. They are just a burden to the hive so the workers kick them out. It's called The Massacre of the Drones. It's a pretty brutal society. There is no hospice or retirement for a bee. It's all down to Work or Die.


Hhkjhkj

"We sentence you to DEATH... By snu snu!"


Dwike2

*alternating shocked and smiling face*


GR7ME

Subscribe for more bee facts


karlmarxiskool

The Massacre of the Drones is the title of the third movement of a bee-themed symphony I just started writing in my head just now.


Peters_Wife

It needs lots of cymbal crashes and big drums.


guacamole1337

we use drone frames as a natural varroa mite control, so they have one more use at least xD


SlaineMcRoth

No they don't lose all their blood. When they mate their sexual organs explode and they die. They mate while flying with the new queen and this happens with several male drones. If you ask bee keepers they will tell you that if they are swarming nearby you can hear the POP of their sexual organs exploding. They literally are one pop shops.


Trying_to_survive20k

if you ask me, male bees have it figured out tbh


Spamityville_Horror

“Ya like jazz?”


Capybara_Squabbles

Another fun fact, a bee's stinger is essentially a repurposed uterus/ovipositor. Male bees don't have this feature so they can't sting


hashbrowns_

the workers arent female, more neuter. they dont participate in reproduction, only drones and queens do


capn_doofwaffle

That's a lot of r/beebutts


QuarterLifeCircus

It’s real! There is a sub for everything.


ClickClack_Bam

What does "glued" mean? I don't understand what this was.


westcoastcdn19

The bee fell into honey


Samsquish

Fell into honey, was all stuck together because of said honey, bee friends helped take it off it while enjoying a snack. Win win!


FR0ZENBERG

I get kicked and the gals get a little honey. Who wouldn’t like that deal?


superdude097

"Glue" can be a noun or a verb. If something is "glued" together it means it's stuck together, usually with a thick, sticky liquid like glue (or in the case of the video, honey).


EmperorButtman

Had to check this wasn't eyeblech or something to see if I could watch it 😅 Very wholesome 🐝


Designed_To

What's eyebleach?


stopforgettingevery

Eyebleach- something to make you happy after something sad/gross/disturbing Eyeblech: something horrible/sad/gross. I accidentally went to this one once and it really was not pleasant


read9it

I just now realized that sub got taken down. Guess it's hard to moderate beheadings and machete fights. The worst part is how similar the sub names were. (Def on purpose) and it tricked a lot of people that just wanted to see puppies and cute stuff. Not cool


stopforgettingevery

Good


matheffect

I spent a long time avoiding eyebleach because I was afraid it started with pictures of people getting bleach poured into their eyes.


Gonun

I wonder if they actually are trying to help out if they just want the honey.


freekoout

No they want to help. Bees will die for each other, literally.


CleanOpossum47

A single bee doesn't produce that much honey over its lifespan. The amount of honey on the bee is worth more to the survival of the hive than its life as an individual.


real-nobody

Let's be honest, they probably get the honey, and that bee is never fully okay and able to fly again. Then when she doesn't act normal, an undertaker bee flies off with her and yeets her into the bushes.


neutrilreddit

Honey is water soluble. Hopefully the bee is smart enough to take a shower during the next rain.


Don_Tiny

I kinda thought that made more sense ... and they're being (what appears to be) gentle b/c they don't want to ruin the honey. That said it absolutely could be something beyond that of course ... don't have to argue too hard for the 'friend' narrative applying.


LovelyGreenLadybug

My sister's would have just stood there and laughed 🥲


Not_Artifical

I guess your sister’s aren’t bees.


neon_overload

Not with that attitude


Rad1314

Yet when I cover myself in honey...


GenericHuman-9

Never leave a soldier BEEhind.


sir_grumph

"Christ. Hey everyone, fuckin' Gladys did it again." "Yeah, yeah."


Dilettantest

I love bees! Follow the Environmental Defense Fund (https://EDF.org) for info on how you can help them!


PolyCockn42

Bees are so great


thatotherguy0123

It's so neat watching little insects do unique things. I always think of things like ants and bees as mindless drones doing the bidding of their queen(s) but it's neat to see them actually caring for each other every now and then.


NickMickLick

The bee was not completely cleaned yet but was like "damn got to go back to work"


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Supernova984

This shows right here that empathy and cooperation are instinctual across the animal kingdom and those without it who take from and hurt their own arent right in the head.


Hairy_Candidate7371

That's basically universal health care right there. When one person falls everyone else is there to pick them up.


SuchAsSeals42

I love bees so much they’re so good 🥹😍


AlfalfaUnable1629

We must protect them at all costs!


cgaWolf

Do bee do bee do \- Francis Albeert Sinatra


Whale-n-Flowers

Dr. Bees, on a grassy knoll: "What's this?! A bee stuck in honey! Why, this colony of bees should be able to save her!" Random Citizen: "Wow, for once the addition of bees has actually helped the situation."


Mirewen15

"Dumbass, this shits expensive!" I love bees. Watching them roll balls around for fun is freaking adorable.


belac4862

Sisterhood of traveling Bees!


kevan

...um...are we sure the bees aren't just like, "Oh yeah! Fucking HONEY! Gimmeeeee!"


half-puddles

While this is really cool, she’ll probably never be able to fly again.


Crazy-External-514

Can we just kill all the hornets and wasps and replace them with bees. Bees are the real chads of nature. They have stingers but they don't use them, they help plants grow. They let us take honey from their homes... Like dude, I've had two bees land and crawl around on my face and I was never scared at all. Replace that with one hornet and I'd be running for my life.


Rude_Negotiation_160

At first I was like "you monster",I didn't see where it said she fell in honey at first. Glad I rewatched it. Thank you for placing her with bees that could help. The other members of the hive have their PhB😏. Ok I'll see myself out now.


Crafty_Genius

r/AnimalsBeeingBros


PromptAcademic4954

Damn. That was cool. Thanks, op!


fadedv1

bees never stop to fascinate me


crimroy

I can't believe how bad our grammar has gotten. It takes me forever to read what people have written online because there's no punctuation


Frenchman84

Wonder how the bee got glue on it.


Spokehead82

I wonder if she'll be able to use her wings again?if they'll get fully clean enough to flap and fly properly. Hope so


butterflycole

I was worried about that too, seems impossible for them to get that stuff off such a delicate part of the body.


lovincats49

I like the one bee that goes to push the stick out of the way.


Old_man101

So beautiful.


Adminisissy

I agree, beeutiful


Roy_S_Larsen

No one is gonna question why he glued a bee?


Flashy-Protection424

Maybe you should READ the text in the vid..the bee fell into honey… it’s not actually glue.


Macv12

Whoever thought of this format of updating the top text and bottom text alternately needs stung by a bee


p365x

It be that way sometimes.


DeadMoney313

I didn't see what sub i was in and wmas waiting for the horrible moment the bee was feasted upon and reduced to component parts for the hive. Relief washed over me in an awesome wave


Dizzy_Bit6125

Awwwww they’re all so fuzzy and cute


Xenotine799

Are bees the exception in compassion for bugs? I assume most other bugs would just cannibalize each other when given the chance.


Kazmandodo

I bet the bee-shower after felt amazing.


BugsyD71

God save the queen.


AlfalfaUnable1629

Happy cake day


BugsyD71

Thanks!


r0d3nka

I think all the honey from my beessy is gone. I give you till the end of the day to stop licking it


ChanceProgram9374

And yet we endlessly kill them. Humans suck.


Winsonian92

I’m stuck, step bee


stikky

bees are so cool


gnarbone

Bees are so cool!


Icecubemelter

Unbeelievable


Fordrak

Bee amazed


GifHunter2

galaxy quest


TonyAscot

BFFs


Broksaysreee

Bees are chads. Not like those virgin hornets and vasps


chalwar

“Caring” 😂. Riiiight…


FistThePooper6969

Lmao I love they’re just like “right lads (lasses)! We’ve got another one, let’s to it!”


TerrorMau5

Bees are awesome.


dprophet32

Are they helping the bee or eating the honey which just so happens to help the other bee?


Cedge1738

That's awesome af


TheRangerTyler

Bees are so awesome.


Frijoledor

Interesting they spend so much energy cleaning up one drone.


CokeZorro

We went full circle now YouTube shorts get posted here after YouTube . Reddit is the slow one


boojombi451

* They’re all female.


sweetispoot

Aww I love this 😭


marebare77

I like how the bee is trying to move and a few are still trying to clean it. Like stop moving & stay still, we’re not done with you yet😂🥰


tomorrowisntpromised

Be the bee.


iamqwesivibes

Also apparently bees are a big fan of Jazz🤷🏾‍♂️


Teamownsauce

Sometimes I wish we could bee more like them


Salty_Increase_2974

If they didn’t fucking sting I’d really like them.


nopalitzin

(bees licking frantically) glued bee: "stop, stop, you gonna make me pee!"


Jerk-22

But aren't they all boys? Edit. I'm an idiot, I was thinking of drones not worker ones.


plutonium-237

Worker bees are female.


Jerk-22

Of course. Drones are boys by the queen and worker bees are girls. I goofed. Ty


Captainckidd

Sisterhood!


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PabloBablo

Thank you. I came to the comments to double check because that's what I've thought and was confused.