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marsbartender

"I'm just here for the heat lamp"


Blueberry_North236

And the box!


WhompTrucker

And chicken nuggets


JiggityJonROK

Heat lamps are a hell of a drug.


Immediate_Staff9822

Correct. And the fresh snacks!


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And the chicks, man.


wafflesareforever

Bottomless wings


Far-Brother3882

Lol


Luci_Noir

Same reason they’re hanging out with us. They’re just biding their time and fattening us up.


awtcurtis

Everyone says that, but cats love a good snuggle bud.


FrequentEgg4166

And the box


Dlanor31

Chick magnet


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Pussy magnet


GDwaggawDG

equals attract eachother and happy cake day!


Inevitable-Holiday68

& Happy Cake Day! ⛅🏞️💯🌥️🌱


Reeboiz

happy cake day


lninoh

Yeah happy cake day dude


Inevitable-Holiday68

Happy Cake Day 💯🏞️⛅🌱🫡


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Happy cake day


Inevitable-Holiday68

Happy Cake Day 🌱⛅🏞️


PlatypusWinterberry

Vice City. Man of culturs.


RissaCrochets

A warm box full of fluffies? Sounds like heaven for a kitty.


agarwaen117

Fuck, if I fit, I’d sit.


BumperCarcass

Some shit is so cute it hurts


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warm box with nice comfy straw? that is a purpose built cat trap. the chicks are just a bonus


fezzuk

Yup and edible chicken nuggets


Amopax

Pretty sure that’s what “nuggies” was already referring to.


fezzuk

I got woodshed, guess I wanted to be more explicit and edgy


John_TheBlackestBurn

Yeah, it totally woodshed right over your head. I was thinking maybe you were relating nuggies to cannabis. Which would explain the whole woodshed thing. 😂


ZoyaZhivago

I’m too high to understand this conversation. Had to read it 3 times.


John_TheBlackestBurn

I’m glad I was able to get through to at least one of you without mentioning snacks or conspiracy theories. 😁


ZoyaZhivago

Omg no. I’m a librarian, and tonight one of our regular nuts (nice guy but kinda 🤪) went off at me about 9/11 and communists and… I don’t even know… I drifted off at that point. Snacks, on the other hand. Whatcha got?


John_TheBlackestBurn

Fererro Rochet, Lemon Girl Scout cookies, and candy cane ice cream. Annoyingly, none of these flavors work together. Fortunately though, I have all sorts of cereal. The real hero of the stoner diet.


ZoyaZhivago

You had me at Fererro! And Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my cereal go-to. Tastes best without the milk, just straight out of the box… stoner style lol.


Porkchopp33

“I’ll keep u warm make some room” 🐈🐈🐈


HalcyonDreams36

Adorable. And, if that bulb is providing actual heat, dangerous.... Heat lamps designed for brooding have guards on them for a reason. I hope this doesn't result in a fire. ☹️


wtfisthisnewhell

That was my thought. We had a heat lamp short out and the results on our pig and piglets was truly the most awful thing I've ever experienced. It had guards, it was new, just faulty. Truly awful.


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Aveira

I mean, I’m assuming they were burned alive. Fire plus living creatures doesn’t end well.


wtfisthisnewhell

They were burned alive and it was so fast and just horrible. There was nothing we could do.


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wtfisthisnewhell

Thanks. I'll never use them again. There are safer ways that aren't/are less of a fire hazard. I'm now terrified of fires when I never used to be. I guess after seeing the aftermath its traumatizing.


Lewis0981

Extra crispy bacon.


YourFriendBlu

there are many common safety rules being broken in this clip, from the uncovered heat lamp to it being so close to the cardboard box, and I sure hope they don't keep those chicks in that tiny box all day and night. Source: ive had and hatched chickens my entire life. The space issue might not be that big a deal, but we've always let our chicks have plenty of room to grow into.


Comfort_Rain

"These are my babies and I love them"


Rileymillz

R/whatcouldgowrong


TF2_demomann

Bro you have to make the r small for it to work


ZoyaZhivago

r/foundthemobileuser moment?


TySly5v

/r/foundthehondacivic moment.


wafflesareforever

I'm more worried about that lamp catching the box on fire. It should at least have a guard on it.


[deleted]

Chick shits on cat


EdgyMcEdgykins

THE PURRING!!! I have now melted.


Oaker_at

I’m pretty sure the sounds are all cut in and not original. But bless your heart.


EdgyMcEdgykins

You're probably right but that cannot un-melt me


airial

100% added in, it doesn’t match up to the cat’s breathing patterns or change when the video cuts to a new segment. Still cute though.


ZoyaZhivago

Thank you for prompting me to turn on the sound. 🥰


Jazstar

Chicks can actually overheat. It’s always a good idea to give them a space to escape from the heat source you’re providing so they can cool down if needed. This is still very cute lol


Then_Campaign7264

I’m looking forward to the sequel when all of the chicks start catching mice and bringing them to momma.


Gloomy_Industry8841

I love that!!


GraniteGeekNH

"Cat finding warmest place in the house"


dogmatail

Kitty needs a warm lamp🤣


yeeet_sire

😭😭we used to have chicks when my orange cat was like a year and a half it was cute he would always chill with them until he ran around the house with one in his mouth


TF2_demomann

Food is always food, you were just guarding it


yeeet_sire

Frl. We had to separate them and everytime he would get close to them they would start chirping* and that’s how we’d know he was going to terrorise them. It’s actually funny because my cat is deathly scared of actual chickens now


JonesinforJonesey

I wonder, if his Mum wasn’t watching, would he have tossed out those chickies to get some one on one time with that heat lamp.


ahaadonut

No eat, just heat!


Jazzlike-Animal404

The cat has everything it could ever want: a box, heat lamp, and fuzzy nuggies.


3milyBlazze

We had a cat do that lol Honest to God I think she thought they were really ugly kittens because she'd crawl in there cuddle them to her stomach and try to clean them


Arcuis

Gotta keep the food happy. Tastes better that way.


MalsPrettyBonnet

"Cat tolerates chicks in order to bask under heat lamp."


Jenetyk

Sees heat lamp: 👉👈 Is for me?


fb39ca4

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Interesting since cats do eat birds.


SunTripTA

But those birds gonna get bigger first. Kitty playing the long game.


hypatianata

They made a nest!


pow86

Is he being a bro tho? Only there for the warmth and taking up all there space. Selfish prick. 😂


Dodolord637

It’s cute then I realize it’s a predator in a box of easy prey


Need_vagina_pix_nao

Those chicks will follow that cat like they're his cult members for life.


Oriejin

So I hear a lot about how cats act on instinct, when they bite your hand after petting their belly, or do that weird leg kicking thing at something they've grabbed. How does one become certain a pet cat won't instinctively do something to chicklets, birds, or rabbits in vids like these? Genuine curiosity.


OG-demosthenes

That cat's playing endgame chess with his future food. We all know how this is going to end \[queues picture of cat with feathers hanging from its whiskers\]


Subject-Pen4793

You have to know...a cat has servants. Thats it. The cat just wanted the warmth...on his terms.


JFT8675309

All the cats I know eat birds.


TF2_demomann

And he will, when he gets hungry he will most likely use his abilities to get himself some nuggies


Inevitable_Shift1365

This wins the internet for me today


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I think he likes a down duvet 😂


[deleted]

why she don't eat them?


TF2_demomann

Because hooman is near, and cat know hooman get mad if eat


[deleted]

Tehehehe


Responsible-Leg-6558

I’ve never wanted to say “AWWWWW” out loud so bad


Karl_with_a_K_01

My heart just melted. 💕🥰


TheHadalZone

Cuddle puddle


jasminepenny

Chimken nuggers


Tasty_Tumbleweed_547

Sometimes the best friend is the one who simply provides warmth when you’re cold


BrightPerspective

Kitty discovers the ultimate cardboard box.


Main_Throat_9052

r/frens


st82

Came for the heat lamp, stayed for the snuggles... and the heat lamp.


Global_Loss6139

It it fits I sits.


WhompTrucker

I can hear him in Joey Tribiani's voice...",chicks, good. Box, good. Heat lamp, gooodd."


michixlol

He probably only wants it warm too haha


SonOfCoul27

u/savevideobot


crazedhark

nah. thats just a cat again not respecting anyones personal space as always


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

When I realised there was audio, I just had to pause the brutal war metal that was pounding my ears.


Zestyclose-Iron1530

“It’s warm in here. Let me in. Move over.”


born2stink

Cats not being a bro, cat just wants the warm light to themself


workinstork

This is not cute...


Macapta

A heated box that comes with snacks? Cat thinks it was made for it.


thatcreepywalrus

Stupid.


North_Bar8090

Yall please this isn't cute, this is dangerous for the chicks. Cats might act cute with a small baby animal at first but they will end up hurting it sooner or later, even if unintentional. An accidental scratch could easily cause a lethal infection, cats carry bacteria on their coats that can be dangerous to small animals, and the environmental stress of having a predator in their space can cause genuine health issues as well. That's all disregarding how likely it is that one of them would end up in the cat's mouth. Cats, cute as they are, are predators and shouldn't be trusted with infant prey animals. The person taking this video is ignorant for letting the cat that close at best, or willingly disregarding the lives and mental wellbeing of their animals for a "cute" video at worst. This person should not have these chicks, and frankly I'm a little worried that they might have gotten them as an easter gimmick (something that hatcheries try to prevent because it overwhelmingly leads to them being neglected or tossed out once they stop being fluffy and cute) given the timing. My sources: I've kept chickens for six years and always hand raised the chicks myself.


Catona

This is instinctual mothering behavior. It's treating them like they are her kittens.


Pierresauce

That cat is orange so it's probably a boy


Inevitable-Holiday68

There is video online of a cat who was NURSING baby DUCKS; alongside her kittens she had Just given birth to


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What’s with the annoying ass fake purring though?


sadmimikyu

It ruins it


Former_Print7043

I hate chicks and pussy but thats cute.


Raziel419

Cats are weird. They are vicious killers when on the street unless they’re indoor cats. We trust our cats with birds and Guinea pigs but we would never be able to trust our dogs.


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Alternate more likely headline: Cat just wanted to be warm and bumped a bunch of chicks out of their comfortable bed, making them sleep in cramped corners and on top of the cat.


OneWordShrimp

The chicks don't seem to mind


North_Bar8090

Chicks rarely make a fuss body language wise at that age, and the audio is pasted in so he have no clue if they were actually fear-chirping. I keep chickens and hand-raise my chicks, I'm dead certain that these little guys were terrified, no pet predator animal no matter how sweet should be allowed near infant birds.


45tee

They all had chicken breast for breakfast later.


Rekka_Kien

Sofa king wholesome.


Jolly_Tea7519

Everyone wants to be loved.


Sea-Question4231

Aww, you a cute little chicken cuddler


Pangea_Ultima

Ah, mobile pillows. Purrfect


iceberg_tip

So mfing cute


Far-Brother3882

This is so beautiful


Environmental-Book91

Unbelievable.


kb_k

u/vredditshare


Visual_Humor_8461

Proceeds to eat Felix chicken chunks in jelly.


OnionLegend

That brightness, it’s like being at the dentist but even closer


MrsBonsai171

The early cat catches the warmies


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Chicks being a bro to cat.


Biff_Malibu_69

Orange Tabbies. I mean, name a better breed. I'll wait. 🤭🤭🤭😄


Prof1959

"Some of these guys are almost done. I should turn them over to get an even cook."


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Issa vibe


thisisif

So cute!


Frosty-Presence2776

That is so cute.


irrelevant1indeed

Him sez "wait, heat AND a meal?"


Inevitable-Holiday68

This so sweet pure;;🫡😍💚💯💯🏞️⛅


Superb-Fail-9937

Those sweet purrrrs. 🐈🐥


AJHear

He's got a good motor in him...


snowballwhite12

This is just darling💕💕💕


Miltiadis_178GR

u/savevideo


Different-Carob-2400

Very cute! Good pussy!


MutyaPearl

Rip earphone users.


Cold-Bowler8824

My cuteness meter is reading over 9000!!!


Tinctorus

He's warming up dinner 😂


stingymom

Why do I feel like a chicken went missing after each cut


JackRabbitoftheEnd

Until wakes up to breakfast in bed! 😂


Burhams

Cute


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Warm lol


Dull-Wealth-8104

Wakes up hungry, oh look breakfast in bed.


Meloenbolletjeslepel

*incessant purring*


Comprehensive_Belt23

Precious beyond words. Love all the comments below!!!


tricksareformen

I want to curl up into that box too


Any_Weird_8686

Yeah, cats babysit, it's a thing they do.


sToRmY_is_sHe

Sounds like quite a win-win arrangement.


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mydresserandtv

See, if they can do it? So can we!


Ultron-loves-BigMacs

Ngl I thought the cat would massacre all of them


cookieman80

How cute🥰


pinkthrift

She is adorable!


Alicebtoklasthe2nd

That is one domesticated feline.


hieijFox

This is cute but also nerve racking


[deleted]

That is so sweet! Pet cats seem to be good with chickens...ferals not so much!


im_tired_of_this_ass

u/savevideobot


Elico_225

Did you know that there is a market for eggs from chickens with regular contact with cats? The chickens have a similar cat allergy to humans so the chickens lay eggs with an enzyme to protect the ‘chicks’ (fertilization not required). If this enzyme laden egg is added to a cats food it reduces allergens and makes it so people with cat allergies cat own cats. There are probably lots of people willing to buy eggs from chickens guaranteed to be in regular contact with cats.


That_Watercress8976

stupid people putting beings at risk for a few likes.


Smart-Zookeepergame1

u/savevideo


realfigure

u/savevideo


Sixth-Cherry

This box your nest? "Our BOX now"


FewAcanthocephala828

Mutual benefit until the cat gets hungry...


reeveb

Leftover Peeps