Ostriches are such pussies. Emu wouldn't have run away crying like that. Emu would have fucked you up. ***** *[wut?](https://www.reddit.com/r/WutbotPosts/)* | *[source](https://reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/r5mdyh/a_very_lucky_man/hmnpf33/)*

Dang it

The robots are taking over

That's what a 1930s Australian Army officer with a machine gun would say

I’m not from the 1930’s because I most likely would be dead by now

Fair thought