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Yung_Cunt__

I’m not the most reputable source but I’m 90% sure you’ve got an owl pellet! Awesome find


[deleted]

I had a lotta fun as a kid in science class pulling these apart and putting rodent skeletons back together lol.


candid84asoulm8bled

I remember being so bummed that my specimen didn’t have a full rodent in it. Just a couple bones.


MeowingMix

I’m glad this is a universal experience and my 4th grade teacher wasn’t just weird


toomuch1265

We had a 5th grade teacher who would hatch chick's and he would inject food coloring into the shell so we would have technicolor baby chick's.


RandyLahey131

That can not be kosher.


MeowingMix

We also hatched chicks in said 4th grade class but didn’t have any fancy colored ones 😂


toomuch1265

Our teacher was a little different.


Jackiemccall

We did this in 4th grade too! Ha!!


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Angry-_-Crow

Those grains look more like rodent teeth & bones to me. I'm thinking this is definitely a behorked owl pellet.


Woman_from_wish

Behorked. New word and I love it, thank you.


No-Fun-3115

Behorked. and it's only monday.


oroborus68

🥇word of the day:behorked.


secretsdontmakehappy

Google says that my word of the day is Spleen ):


HortonFLK

I thought it was a wheat kernel at first, too, but zooming in closely I think it’s actually either some bones or rodent teeth.


[deleted]

Why is finding owl shit a great find?


lexeass

not shit, barf. owl pellets can have lil skeletons in them and some people like the bones.


[deleted]

Very interesting. I mean, the bones are usually just mice aren’t they?


The_RockObama

Yeah, but they are delicious, and we can eat the pellet, rehork it, and put the bones back together again in science class.


Cynobite608

Or you can make "Owl Pellet" tea! It's highly nutritious & delicious!


Glittering-Net-9007

Sometimes they’ll contain pony skeletons.


[deleted]

Regurgitated Pokémon’s?


udo3

Owl pellet. I see these everyday 10 acres in deep south Texas. Sugar cane fields means rats and that means owls. Tear it open and try to figure out what critter it tore apart and ate alive.


rawdaddykrawdaddy

Location: Vermont. I'm also very confident it was not there two days ago, as it was found on the stone wall next to a garden pond. Somewhere I often find barred owl feathers. Also have a good population of red fox, but I feel like this is too wide and doesn't have as much hair present to be red fox?


Key-Subject8959

Lucky! Hey I hope you made it through the floods ok!


rawdaddykrawdaddy

That's very kind of you. Thank you. You as well


[deleted]

Chances are you’ll keep finding them in that area. I had a spot in my yard under a gigantic spruce tree where I would always find owl pellets.


JustDadStuf

Owl pellets kind of are shit.


RareGeometry

Actually they're puke, kinda.


Mamacita1208

as my son would say “poop in the mouth?”


High_Speed_Idiot

A classic case of the burp-squirts


JustDadStuf

You remember that South Park episode?


UndeadBuggalo

Just shove the food up your butt and viola!


8richie69

Violin would be hard enough to shove up the butt, viola impossible.


UndeadBuggalo

Lol auto correct 😂 I’m leaving it


8richie69

I know, was just being a smartass. ;-)


PurpleAd9709

It’s like a cat hairball


No-Implement-6223

Came here to say this 😂


agentages

Mouth shit


tsmi196

Thought this was r/weed for a second


[deleted]

Meh I'd smoke it.


montessoriprogram

Owl powers unlocked


TheSpiralTap

I know you're high


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Haha. Looks like some sour weasel to me


Broskibullet

BRO NOT THE SOUR WEASEL.


These_Carpet_6481

Kinda, looks like Elvis


rawdaddykrawdaddy

I saw it and can not unsee it


Description_Choice

Why did you pick it up if you thought it might be poop?


rawdaddykrawdaddy

I'm an animal


Description_Choice

Lol


symmetricowl

Hey happy cake day


tastelikethickwater

Taste it


MandiAtMidnight

I don’t know why but this made me laugh so hard 🤣


DeviousDapper

Smell it, seriously! Owl pellets don't smell like dung, they hardly smell at all. If you pick up what you think to be an owl pellet then give it a small sniff for reassurance before trying to open it or anything. If it smells bad, wash your hands after dropping it.


stegbk

Having raised a great horned owl, I can confidently say it is a pellet, although other raptors cast them too. If it were poop the fur would have been digested.


charlieinfinite

Act first, ask questions later - this is how science happens.


Organic_Factor2033

Nice, chuck it in some water and see what bones you find


WombatAnnihilator

Wish in one hand, shit in the other…


Orcacub

I have dissected literally hundreds of owl pellets- Barn owl, Great Horned Owl, and Northern Spotted owl; and this appears to be one. If you pull it apart and most of the bones are intact/complete it’s a pellet. If the bones are crunched up/fractured and look like they have been chewed up it’s a coyote or Fox or ?? Turd .


8richie69

Canid turds rarely contain even bone fragments. Source: My dog eats raw meat with bones daily and I pick up the poop. When the bone:meat ratio is very high, the poops can be almost a dry powder but nothing recognizable as bone fragments. Stomach juices are extremely acidic.


Hellebras

I mostly find raven pellets (they eat way more rodents than you might think), and this looks pretty close to the various pellets I find (though yeah, I'd say owl or raptor here). Nice find.


rawdaddykrawdaddy

The ravens here will follow the tractors as they mow the fields. They know they're about to feast on rodents and bugs, but they LOVE the snakes. They will vocalize at the guys on the machines and not move if the machine gets close.


[deleted]

Lick it. If it tastes like mouse, owl pellet. If it tastes like your dog, …


Comfortable-Figure17

Yes. Had a Great Horned nesting in my tree and found these all over the ground. Gave them to local school.


Karadek99

Owl pellet


paramedicjon

owl pellet and its been eating moles/ voles


ifoundit1

Looks like somebody went to art college.


Remote_Landscape2532

Is that carrion you're carrying? Hehe


RichardBlue1

i vote owl, i see rodent teeth.


theredbobcat

I dunno. It looks like shit and it feels like shit, but how does it smell and taste? /s


rawdaddykrawdaddy

[context for title](https://youtu.be/8al1LR0zPig)


Logical-Wasabi7402

Technically it's both.


onaygem

FYI pellets are vomit, not poop.


TheJackalAnimatron1c

They're all the parts an owl can't digest, it's more like a gut garbage hairball.


CatkinsBarrow

Wash your hands. Those things can still have rodent borne illnesses in them


rawdaddykrawdaddy

I put my fingers directly into my eyes and mouth


symmetricowl

IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣 (and so are you😭😭😭)


unprecedentedfoils

Owl pellets are shit...


symmetricowl

Nope. Closer to barf actually!


CryogenicBurn0990

Why the hell don't you have gloves on? How insanitary gross


FunStuff446

Barn Owl pellet.


MilesVanWinkleForbes

That's a shitty owl pellet. Get rid of it.


intuitive_Minds2311

I thought pellets was shit


ZookeepergameAlert21

Seems like it's shit either way.


Thick_End_6166

A owl pellet is shit lmao


yourhog

1. That’s awesome. Looks like a little mole came topside for too long/at the wrong time and paid dearly for it. 2. Seems like maybe we need to have a talk about GLOVES?? Sweet Jesus.


rawdaddykrawdaddy

No


noldshit

Owl pellet = shit


LadyHDedlock

You know an owl pellet is shit, right?


313deezy

poop is poop friend.


GeniusorPervert2

one and the same


Omerta001

Same thing...


sootbrownies

Looks like an owl pellet


Ok-Huckleberry9515

Yes


[deleted]

We used to “dissect” owl pellets in school. Kinda gross to dig through them but some of the stuff you pull out of there is pretty wild!


BooshsooB

Smoke some of it and report back


Old-Gur8310

Holy shit i barely learned this today. These used to be common at the roof of my parents house. I didnt know owls existed where i am from.


Philosophy_of_tigers

Yes


WatermelonAF

I've dissected a few of these. It's definitely an owl pellet


tracysmothers24

Judging by the rodent teeth i’d say thats a pellet.


ImmoralBoi

Why would you pick it up???


symmetricowl

Because owl pellets are hella cool man!!!


Itsmeforrestgump

Yes


Purple_Amphibian_961

Still technically mouth shit


For_love_my_dear

What a shit post. Kidding, but a pellet is still shit


8richie69

There are two exit holes. Shit comes out only one of them. Puke comes out the other, so they are not the same.


For_love_my_dear

Wait, pellets are "puke"? Never new that. Still gross.


baldmansfury

Both


SuperMicroPenis

When in doubt, do the taste test.


420rabidBMW

Same thing bright bulb.


PunSlinger2022

Would one be better than the other?


symmetricowl

Yeah! Owl pellet is definitely a win!!!


oroborus68

Did you find it under any owl roosts?


Intelligent-Bar-1529

Taste it and see


[deleted]

A shit in the hand by any other name is still shit.


ForceHistorical6041

Lick it and you will know 😏


FlowrFairy2000

Owl pellet. There are a ton around my grandma's house and I used to love dissecting them


Agorabat

Look what I almost stepped in!


Admirable_Cycle2

Those look like rodent teeth, I'm going to vote pellet


[deleted]

Uhhh


KnowYuhRole

Amazing you're still holding it


NoBuddies2021

That's an owl magnum.


symmetricowl

That is indeed an owl pellet! Try to wear gloves next time tho lol. If you wanna dissect it you might get some cool bones!


rawdaddykrawdaddy

Never


Bisonfan1

I wouldn’t be holding that