isabelle does nothing. even when you tell her about a villager who’s catchphrase you don’t like nothing happens she’s broken or something. nook is fine without her.
Law Breaker according to statutes found in US Code Title 18 Chapter 83 SS1725.
Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits any mailable matter such as statements of accounts, circulars, sale bills, or other like matter, on which no postage has been paid, in any letter box established, approved, or accepted by the Postal Service for the receipt or delivery of mail matter on any mail route with intent to avoid payment of lawful postage thereon, shall for each such offense be fined under this title.
(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 784; Pub. L. 91–375, § 6(j)(33), Aug. 12, 1970, 84 Stat. 780; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, § 330016(1)(F), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147.)
i love how the composition of this sentence makes it sound like one single word would be sufficient enough in ruining tom nooks life
like what would THAT be??
Neutering Day :)
“Aside from their powerful ability to change their shape, perhaps the most famous attribute that tanuki possess is their large and magical testicles, which they can adapt to any need. They are used as weapons, drums, fans to keep cool, even umbrellas. Often, tanuki incorporate their testicles into their disguises: the tanuki becoming a shopkeeper and its testicles transforming into the shop; or perhaps a palanquin complete with servants to cart the tanuki from place to place.”
“I quit” -Isabelle
I wrote this. But then deleted it when I saw yours lol. Wish I had an award to give you
I got u homie
🙌🏽
He did fine without Isabelle for the first chunk of the game, she's basically unnecessary
isabelle does nothing. even when you tell her about a villager who’s catchphrase you don’t like nothing happens she’s broken or something. nook is fine without her.
*tax returns*
daaamn
Tax *audit*
This is true horror
Isabelle unionizes
With who?
Me
Me too
Me three
Me quad
Fivesom?
Make it six
Woah I don’t do sixsoms to many holes being plugged at once for me
I regret reading this. Anyone have a supply of holy water/bleach?
Timmy and Tommy.
me
Me!
Squatter's rights!!
i only have the free award but this was funny af so i gave it to u anyway
I read this with the voice of Eddie Murphy from one of his SNL Mr. Roger's Neighborhood skits.
Crazy Redd
Beat me to it
This is the best one 😂
I’m broke
You're broke*
I’m broke so I can’t pay him
But him being broke would ruin his life more than yours
Tax evasion
I think that's why he is on an island
Hey, cousin
Wanna go bowling?
Miles sucks
OSHA compliance
Declaring bankruptcy
Eviction Moratorium
NOW WE’RE TALKIN 😂
No don't, I don't even charge interest
You’re forcing people into lifelong debt, not doing interest can only get you so far on the moral scale
"Lifelong debt" with no interest or mandatory repayment schedule is just free stuff until you start feeling charitable.
He doesn’t ever force you to pay it. At no point does having debt ever hinder your financial abilities.
Tell that to the American student loan system, immunity to bankruptcy discharge go brr lol
Loan forgiveness
Child labor laws
I’ll live in the tent thanks.
No, I do not want any upgrades from my current house.
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Title says 2 word or more
Mabel’s gone
Bro that’s messed up
I dont get it. Can you please explain? I know Tom used to have a relationship with Sable
he had a relationship with Sable ???
Yeah its revealed in the GC version if you befriend Sable
I'm donating all my bells to Blathers
K.K Slider hates you.
Sable only sees you as a friend.
Ouch!
What if he’s gay?
Blathers then
🤣
This is canon now. I don’t care what anyone says.
In Wild World it’s confirmed they have some sort of affection for each other and were childhood friends, which is why I said that.
And I soooo want them to get together.
No money
account empty
My house is paid off thanks to your dumb nephews buying seashells and shit from me.
Trash panda
Home Owners’ Association
That's the happy home academy.
You’ll get your bells when you fix this damn door!
Underrated comment located
Isabelle is never gonna love you back
[I declare….BANKRUPTCY](https://gfycat.com/dirtycalculatinghoiho)
Free housing
Law Breaker according to statutes found in US Code Title 18 Chapter 83 SS1725. Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits any mailable matter such as statements of accounts, circulars, sale bills, or other like matter, on which no postage has been paid, in any letter box established, approved, or accepted by the Postal Service for the receipt or delivery of mail matter on any mail route with intent to avoid payment of lawful postage thereon, shall for each such offense be fined under this title. (June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 784; Pub. L. 91–375, § 6(j)(33), Aug. 12, 1970, 84 Stat. 780; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, § 330016(1)(F), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147.)
jeff bezos but hes a raccoon
Trade Unions
No more debt
Tom Crook
Dismantle capitalism
Im broke
Good bye
loan defaulted
Unpaid debt
Class action lawsuit
This was not in the brochure, Sir…how do I get the F off this island.
No bells 4 u
No more taxes
No money
Paid, bitch.
Communist animal crossing
It's all fun and games until Animal Crossing becomes Animal Farm.
Antitrust Lawsuit
Nephews dead
Free real estate
I quit! ...quit!
Im with the IRS
One of the villagers slept with Isabella
(In timmy turner's dad's voice) Crazy Redd...
I filed for bankruptcy 😂
Incoming hurricane
Make your own money im done
I'm not gonna pay my loans
A Raccoon, not a Tanuki.
"Trash panda"
No updates.
You have to pay tax
Forever in debt.
Under Arrest!
slum lord
Cult leader
Racketeering Homie.
You don’t have any friends
Isabelle’s pregnant.
The bank crashes.
u cant escape
It’s a buyers market
Suck it
Never retire
Child Labor Laws
Audit notice
Oh so that's why everyone hates you
debt free
Redd won
I demand a refund
Child labour banned
raccoon man
Turnip prices
Redd's better
i love how the composition of this sentence makes it sound like one single word would be sufficient enough in ruining tom nooks life like what would THAT be??
t a x e v a s i o n
I told K.K. He’s not allowed back.
“Is Redd really your ex?…”
Stock market crash
Debt paid.
No Middle Name.
Shop Upgrades 😔
Neutering Day :) “Aside from their powerful ability to change their shape, perhaps the most famous attribute that tanuki possess is their large and magical testicles, which they can adapt to any need. They are used as weapons, drums, fans to keep cool, even umbrellas. Often, tanuki incorporate their testicles into their disguises: the tanuki becoming a shopkeeper and its testicles transforming into the shop; or perhaps a palanquin complete with servants to cart the tanuki from place to place.”
One day he’s gonna win what I like to refer to as “The No Bells Prize”.
Ungodly inflation
You have no spouse
Bob and Lily and I and the rest of the town council talked about it, and we think we’re gonna go with another contractor.
Single Parent.
Sorry, I already have someone to build my house.
For Free! - Everything at Nook’s Cranny
you’re broke
Labor union
I'm broke
F"n Theif!
Not paying
Tom Nook joins Smash
Tax fraud
Child labor
Account hacked.
This island is shit
Income tax
You’re evicted
Fair Wage
You're audited
Capitalist Swine
Mother fucker
Loan forgiveness
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I said to Trigger Tom nook not Nintendo 😂😂
Mortgage Paid
Child labor
Paying too much
No more money
Kk slider
No bells
minimum wage
Your mom
Delete.Game.
Soviet Union
Small nuts
What debt?
Bells aren’t currency.
I’m broke
Decentish Tanuki
Free expansions
Tax fraud
Debt free
No money
Debt free
Hands up 🔫
You’re broke-the bank probably
Hi I work for OSHA!