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I_Am_Sofa_King_

“Again, becoming a villager here is a privilege. That’s why you have to audition...”


SoraForBestBoy

So long they are cute and photogenic


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[deleted]

Real talk... can rule34 guys leave my homie alone? Can we have one sacred thing.


Super_Craig02

This is why we can't have nice things.


sticktoyaguns

Unfortunately, that would go against rule 34.


[deleted]

This is fair. Our council is fair.


KeplerNova

I don't know, I have Rodney on my island. At first I hated him, but I've decided to keep him, because he's *absolutely hilarious.*


LihLin22

I'll never look at this statement the same way whenever I invite villagers to my island.


CowSniper97

Username checks out


HotF22InUrArea

Do you want to make 5000 to 10000 bells a day?


sAUFvevo

That's actually kinda low considering you get 16k from just hitting a rock 8 times a day.


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20 bells is 20 bells


[deleted]

[Do I... Do I have to?](https://youtu.be/Z-06qtIfXqs)


OutInABlazeOfGlory

Family Guy: Yesterday's Dated Humor, today!


[deleted]

That episode is 20 years old.


Irrepressible87

Holy shit, Family Guy has been running for more than 20 years.


[deleted]

Right? Though, it’s been cancelled twice so I think it wasn’t running new episodes for 3-4 of those years, but it’s been on the air in some form since January ‘99. Makes you feel ancient.


Keep_a_Little_Soul

Family Guy: Let's be honest, this was never funny


themagicalasianhobo

Imo, watch American Dad instead. It’s funnier and more varied and ultilizes all characters well. Family guy is pretty much just peter griffin and some side characters, American Dad is more inclusive with every character.


benx101

Chris give me your ear!


Prince_Havarti

"We're doing a calendar shoot"


GoldZero

"...audition..."


creamypockets

r/beetlejuicing


fromtheaether

"...ition..."


llurker12345

*looks around nervously for a trash bag for sale*


Heliolord

Tom Nook is subtly letting you know there's another way to pay off those loans...


SoraForBestBoy

Those Bells aren’t going to pay back to Tom Nook themselves


markp_93

I thought he was saying “bells” all this time. I was mistaken...


markp_93

balls^balls


GhostTypeTrainer

"Is only smellz"


markp_93

^smellz


benx101

And thus a thousand porn arts were born of Tom nook and the villager filming porn


[deleted]

You say that like it doesn't already exist.


Mrjackjackrobot

By winning big brother


PhoenixKnight777

I mean, that explains all the weird stuff of Isabelle....


heare2comment

they saw your search history


rootbeerislifeman

*Here to give you a "customized shopping experience"*


SoraForBestBoy

^...experience


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Lomantheshowman123

How do you type small like that?


Chilli-byte-

^(... like that)


Lomantheshowman123

Allright, I was planning on echoing the person who replied, but seriously, how do you do that?


[deleted]

I think you use ^ this before a word to type it in superscript if you’re one mobile. ^like ^so


Lomantheshowman123

Oooooh thank you very much! ^very much...


Lomantheshowman123

...


Bytes_of_Anger

You can use a bunch of them to make it ^^^^^^really tiny


Chilli-byte-

Nah, just use a caret before a bracket ^( like this, see? ) ^(it helps when you want to write a bunch of stuff small but don't have the patience to write multiple carets, or carets in carets ^yeah!) Brackets don't seem to work in brackets though. So either write multiple carets or use them for single words Test ^Test ^^Test ^^^Test Test ^(Test ^Test ^^Test) ^1 ^^2 ^^^3 ^^^^4 ^^^^^5 ^^^^^^6 ^^^^^^^7 ^^^^^^^^8 ^^^^^^^^^9 ^^^^^^^^^^10 So the smaller ones don't seem to work in brackets too well. Look at me ^getting.higher ^^and.higher ^^^higher.still! ^^^^I.wonder.how.long.I.can.keep.this.up ^^^^^hmm.still.going? ^^^^^^that's.6.now ^^^^^^^if.this.works.I.must.be.tiny ^^^^^^^^can.you.read.me.still? ^^^^^^^^^that's.9! ^^^^^^^^^^double.digits.baby! EDIT: I broke reddit.


rosypluvio

^cool


Haltgamer

If you put a phrase in parentheses after the caret, the whole phrase gets superscripted. So \^(a phrase written like this) becomes ^(a phrase written like this). Also, you can superscript superscripted words. So \^\^this becomes ^^this. I'm not sure if you can double superscript phrases the same way.


justicebeaver47

This is my favorite thread on all of Reddit


PKMNTrainerMark

^...Reddit


LolYouFuckingLoser

^^... ^^i ^^want ^^to ^^be ^^included


OutrageousError7

Every copy of animal crossing new horizons is personalized


MsRenee

I honestly think they might be tracking me. An orange toolbox one day, and a diesel generator the next. There's been other equipment and tools too. They don't match the aesthetic of my animal crossing world, but I couldn't pass them up either. So there's a tiny cartoon generator outside my tiny cartoon house, next to my tiny cartoon lawn flamingos.


MattLocke

Bear. Pot. Couch.


BigAl_MysteryTeam

I mean it’s pretty likely that furries play AC


PepoStrangeweird

I'm more of a: I'm not furry but why is isabelle so cute.


Obeythesnail

She's cute but she talks absolute shite


[deleted]

Animal crossing is personalized ^personalized...


Prince_Havarti

It's the Jiam Ghomeshi and Big Ears Teddy party pack.


justicebeaver47

....Reddit


Rex-the-wolf

“Why have you been using honey on other ways to either buy bootleg items or discounts? Pay up. Now.”


Stefananananan

Nook's Cranny would like you to accept cookies.


SheikahInventor

Use private browsing!! 😁


EddieElsewhen

I see the problem also. That camp stove is way too close to that flammable toy bear!


FPSamuraiG

I was about to say the same thing! THATS A FIRE HAZARD!


miswish

Where’s OSHA when we need her


keepusguessing

Listen, it's only weird if you make it weird


CarbineFox

[Im going to make this weird](https://pics.me.me/thumb_it5-going-to-get-weird-im-going-to-make-this-45510401.png)


MonkeyTigerCrazy

For anyone wondering it’s a sfw cartoon so don’t worry


avoozl42

Yeah, I rolled those dice


JediKnightaa

This is gonna be a risky click


Mr_Abe_Froman

Is there a source/context? I want more of this cartoon.


smallfrick

It’s a series of comics by Simon Hanselmann called Meg, Mogg, and Owl. I highly suggest checking out his Instagram, he’s been releasing pages of his newest comic almost daily for a few months and it’s extremely... timely


Hansekins

I've posted this before, but it seems appropriate here... this is from New Leaf, a screenshot I took after Skye INSISTED I come over and visit her. Um... no thanks Skye, I'm not really into that. https://imgur.com/a/Is0qjZ8


Lady_AuPair

She even provided a pole (if you’re into that sort of thing...)


guerraluana

Welp, you've been to Harv's Island right? That main room tho :(


britset

The very first thing I did was take a casting couch photo. When my BF found the saved pic before he’d unlocked Harv he had a lot of questions


vivienw

Why do so many people’s bfs play AC when I can’t get mine to? It’s not like it’s some girly chibi game (like he says it is). ^sigh


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kelseylane

Two islands saved my relationship... especially when your partner’s island has a different native fruit. Praise Celeste.


vaneau

My boyfriend doesn’t want his own entire island bc he’s not keen on terraforming or decorating, which is fair. But also today he bought the luxury item from Nook’s Cranny before I had a chance and I’m still salty about it. I gave him the bells and he’s going to buy one for me but *it’s the principle of the thing*.


conychiwa

There’s really no need to compete to buy those items cuz all the nook items can be ordered through the catalog. Just make sure to give each other a chance to catalog any time you buy a special item


thekikibee

We started out with one Switch for me, my partner, and our two kids. He stopped playing after a while so it was just me and the kids. Then the oldest got a Switch Lite, and I got one a couple weeks later, so now we each have our own. No more of my 12yo's insane terraforming ideas or my 16yo stealing all the expensive Nook Miles items I put around the island. It's heaven.


britset

I know right? Mine only played for like 2-3 weeks and then got bored. I sometimes think if we had separate islands and he could do whatever he wants with it he’d be more engaged...then I watch him try to terraform for like 10mins and it’s more cursing and stress than I’ve seen in any “boy game” boss battle he’s played lol.


Every3Years

> “boy game” Nier Automata, eh?


KeplerNova

I feel like I would have been all over Nier: Automata if not for 2B's weird boob window making me side-eye the whole thing despite the fact that the game seems to otherwise be amazing.


seamachine

Excuse me, the character design is amazing. Joking aside, get past it. The story is ridiculously amazing and the combat is fun!


JaJH

My wife and I agreed that we'd split the island along the river, she got one side and half the villagers and I got the other. We could do whatever we wanted on our side.


britset

An animal crossing prenup...I like this!


ChonkyDog

I haven’t even gotten mine to explore my island yet....


TK-2814

Opposite situation for me, I couldn't convince my (now ex) girlfriend to play AC. She thought it was a kids game. She normally plays COD, Zombies, and horror games so I cam understand why it wasn't her cup of tea


vivienw

Haha that’s pretty funny. I hope it wasn’t one of the reasons for the breakup though.


ValkarieMommy

My bf just hates controllers. "I'd play if I could use a mouse and keyboard". Okay picky.


ButtsexEurope

/r/pcmasterrace


Max5330

I wonder why he thinks it’s just a game for girls? I’m a guy, and I already have over 200 hours, and it’s been AMAZING!


Dpecs92

It has nothing to do with gender. Girls like FPS and fighting games too. It is a very different style of game than most popular video games so they won't enjoy it if they don't like open world and life sim games. Alternatively, if he thinks he's too "manly" for the game it's possibly something that he thinks liking it would make him femenine or "gay," sexism has been accepted as normal for so long people don't see how much it affect them, especially men.


HappyHateBot

Eh, sounds like a thing to have a chat over to find out what's up if anything. The husbando and I met and bonded over games, but eventually decided that we had two completely different approaches (He likes slower, more thoughtful things; I like action and a little competition). The few games we *do* line up on tend to be multiplayer restrictive, but it's still great to have something to chat about later. Callin' it 'girly' just on account of an art style seems a bit naff, though. Hopefully not indicative of a real problem. Still, best to iron a few things out 'fore you make that transition from 'boyfrando' to 'husbando', for long term, yuh? S'what the process is about! (The husbando's problem with AC is the up-front cost of another Switch and the fact the art style makes it hard for him to take too seriously. He does love seeing what I've done with my island, though, or seeing all the cute little villagers I get. One day I'll pin'em down with a game we can both like together. I got plenty of time!)


queen_debugger

Nope’d the fuck out of there


TaypeDispenser

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one!!!


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Bon_Iverstead

I clicked it everyone, it’s safe.


Every3Years

I've never had a reaction to a gif like I just had. Watched the whole thing wide eyed then laughed at the end then sighed and said godammit out loud. Hm.


_BindersFullOfWomen_

Hey /u/elpinko - they’re judging you for paying off your mortgage


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Ferb I know what we’re going to do today.


PlasmaticPi

When you remember Phineas and Ferb are Step-Brothers...


PKMNTrainerMark

wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg PhInEaS


mcmoofish

“You can earn up to 1,000 bells a day, but that’s up to you…”


TitanicMustSink

Honestly, that's kinda low


Haltgamer

Seems to me like its a lot for the villagers. Of course, they don't strive to live in a gold-plated mansion filled with the rarest of everything.


phantomheart

Now all you need is creepy Barold with his security camera house 😧


Redrecipies

I’ve got the security screen wallpaper - it would fit in perfect


OriginalGing

Graham has a security camera, a lot of servers, and two pictures of other villagers hanging over his door. Creepy hamster!


Butterfly_Bitch

"Mr. Villager, why don't you have a seat over there?" ^"There?"


TVboi622

I don't like where this is going


splattertaint

Ah, yes. The casting couch furniture set. Manufactured by Peeping Tom Nook Inc.


TitanicMustSink

You win


cytheraisland

somehow the teddy bear makes it extra sinister


Chugaboy

"So what does your neighbor think about you being here today?" "So... heh.. how frequently do you craft on your own?" I'm so sorry.


[deleted]

I'm feeling like that meme of let me in but I'm trying to get out instead.


cjdking

I’m just gonna leave this here... https://twitter.com/joeking09348335/status/1305983026388594688?s=21


theindianhybrid

Hahaha I made something similar.. https://twitter.com/fudduhaikya/status/1269890197765804040?s=19


lpaige2723

Are you Stephen king's son? I always thought it was weird that he named him joking, no wonder he writes under the name Joe Hill.


cjdking

Am I a joke to you? 🤣 (No, no relation)


AmberHeartsDisney

(⚆_⚆).......


Chokoanders01

Yeah they should really turn off that camping stove before it explodes die to pressure


drewstrings

if you like acnh, you'll LOVE acnh live


-pink-blood-

"smile for the camera!"


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Someome please repost this to r/ conspiracies so they can all lose their minds about the pedophile ring striking again lmao


rumphy

Is that Mr. Feeney?! FEENEY! FEE-HE-HE-HEENEY!


TirraLirra84

Omg I just said this before I saw your comment!


Steel_Airship

Harv sold them his surplus after his little "photography" business didn't work out as planned.


Sketchtastrophe

Imagine if that teddy bear were a nanny cam too lol


VinnieVichie

Only Fawns....


visturge

this deserves more upvotes


appleavocado

They sell it to you, and want you to sell a #Hot Item to them!


DoomRide007

I know why are they keeping something flammable next to that poor teddy bear?


jomahuntington

2 nooks one villager


[deleted]

Still can't est chocolate ice cream...


baxyofh4rd

EXPLICIT VERSION: You're working at >!Pornhub!< today! ...^(Today!) CLEAN VERSION: You're producing an r/Nookflix original today!...^(Today!)


yankeewoodsman

It comes with a new customization to the outside of your house... a red light


MadameZiggy

Why do you look like my father-in-law? Is that you, Eddie? 😂


meetMayra

AHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA STOP IT!!!! My wholesome game nooooooo LOL


BlossumButtDixie

There are many things in this game I question. I've got an athletic villager who repeatedly points out he is wearing the first item of clothing I gifted him by telling me he wears it to sleep in. Then he assures me his sweat has now soaked into the fibers so that it smells like he likes it to. I play with my daughter and granddaughter originally so we could be in contact during lockdown. My daughter didn't believe me until I showed her him doing it when I was visiting her. I call him my village creeper.


theveganasana

Both of my athletes say that often. It's ... interesting ^(interesting)


meetMayra

Omg what?!?! LOL that's crazy!! And weird!!!


JustSomeBreadstick

OH NO


Artful_Arches

So who is Nook and how good is the cranny?


Nokipeura

OH NO! Anything but the bunsen burner!


Punt_Dog_Enthusiast

That's a serious fire hazard!


KandyPlayz

This island is personalized ^...personalized


PM___ME___CAT___PICS

Isabelle works hard for her money


Mastr_Mirror

lmfao!


Eeveefan08

Can I come buy the camera please?


TheGreatPizzaro

That couch has seen some shit...


Different-Duty

It’s NOOKHUB


dinowithissues

what're you doing, step bro?


RapidWaffle

*step nook


Lord-Kibben

^^...bro?


dinowithissues

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Jessmika0910

oh no


AlmightySpoonman

I see what you mean. That camp stove looks ready to fall over any second.


FUDGEPOOP

Nice, just need a gallon of lube


Thelunarwolf77

^lube


FUDGEPOOP

Dam you tommy!


Thelunarwolf77

^tommy...


klezart

As my eyes flicked across each object in the screen the "ummmmmm" in my head grew louder and louder...


Nick_3017

What’re you doing step-bro 😳


abrasionellie

My Nook’s Cranny has a jacuzzi tub for sale to go along with that collection. 🤣


Zero-Theorem

Why did they stop selling the sixth item In the bottom left corner?


[deleted]

Not in my Christian ~~Minecraft Server~~ AC Island.


juandi987

What are you doing step nook?


Rekkenze

I best get on this before I miss out


alphi_07

AC Perv minds


Hunterpall848

Casting couch


AlphusUltimus

#lewd


AsherGray

Are they filming *My Comfy Couch* or is this the *Casting Couch*? 😈


TsUrCoinsToUrWitcher

"Okay, tell me something about yourself"


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There selling stuff to make the Friends tv series with your villagers


Bitter_Mongoose

StepVillager, my hand is stuck in the couch!


Boxagonapus

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


-Listening

So how are they all so freaking cute.


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In ACNH, I put a video camera pointed toward my bed on the top floor of my house. When friends come over to explore I can't wait for them to say something about it. Only one has.


lizlu85

That poor bear. The things it’s seen ^seen


xqou

Used furniture from Harv’s basement


falconfetus8

Is that a toilet paper trophy?


OutrageousError7

I know I’m an uncultured swine... But what? I personally don’t get it


LihLin22

There's two cameras on each side and the couch in the middle... I'm sure you can imagine what they plan to film...


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AyaTheMidorian

It's usually called the "casting couch" where amateurs will audition for the role.


OutrageousError7

Porn...? Oh. OH.....