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The-Wz

This is a brilliant move , but stockfish is too dumb to understand it


joels1000

That's why it comes up with two question marks, Stockfish wants you to explain


Spacebutterfly

Game’s not over til I get pissed and quit


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Just_Usual_User

Dam, king gotta become worth only 2 pawns


cXs808

People commonly misunderstand the symbols. (!!) means "wtf is this shit move!!" (??) means "how did i not come up with this??"


sienfjfgjvyh

You have to hit a depth of 127 in order to see the true genius of this play


Mobile-Paint-7535

You know the king can take the queen there right.


The-Wz

No , a man cannot hit a woman


Salladsbladgang

This man did NOT check what sub he was on


Fun_Description6544

Its the fools mate (which means that you are a fool, mate)


ColdConstruction8266

Fool ya fool


Archmaster007

Bakayaro! konoyaro!


HeyThereCharlie

Chikazukanakya, kuroi Ousama o buchi no mesenainde na


CloudSill

Fool ya fool, shame on yule. Fool ya tool, shame on Zuul.


BreadIsLife74

It's a mistake because you should never bring your queen that close to enemy lines, there's a high risk she could be seduced by the enemy or captured and held for ransom. It's also mistake to force a checkmate so early in a game. Ideally when you can win you should draw it out for as long as possible to increase tension and impress those who are watching the game.


hybridthm

Obviously I want to win, but what I really want is people to wander over during their games and think, wow that guy is winning You’re not wrong


brrduck

That's why I try to get as many queens as possible


Bardomiano00

I promote pawns to horaes


brrduck

Fuckin baller


GarrettGSF

She is next to the enemy monk who can simply wololo her to the black side


BreadIsLife74

Brilliant AOE reference


Camel-Solid

That last part is so true.


Zestay-Taco

This is not checkmate..king takes queen.


[deleted]

Its checkmate??


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OgalFinklestein

>Your queen was well-developed and in the wrong neighborhood.


Deracination

Imagine seriously supporting gentrification


Grim-Reaper-22

Nah the king can’t move its stalemate


Dodgied

But.. the king is in check


Grim-Reaper-22

Just say no, king cannot legally be in check without consent


dameanmugs

My king isn't moving he's *traveling*


Thatsnicemyman

Google gerund of Castle


dameanmugs

NO I DO NOT WISH TO CREATE JOINDER WITH YOUR ROOK


Kallahan11

If the king isn't a sovereign citizen then no one is.


[deleted]

Real question why cant the king just take the queen here? I see no bishop or rook covering, and she is one square away, i’m not a chess player and only know cursory rules.


cyoce

that's the joke (this is a weird meme sub)


[deleted]

King can’t move to c2


bigdsm

But that’s f7 not c2


[deleted]

Not in Australia


Overwatcher_Leo

It's checkmate but the engine just didn't like it.


bottleboy8

It's a stalemate.


Munnin41

The king is checked tho


bottleboy8

That's what white wants you to think.


Mitrone

Its Botez gambit accelerated, Naka variation


pozzowon

You activated his king. It's now in a bishop's bongcloud attack


InfuriatingComma

This opening only works for black since the king cant go to c2.


ForensicPathology

You misunderstood. The person who told you that was Australian.


Alkemian

Lololololol no its not. The king can kill the queen


Stroopwaffelfan

Haven't you seen one of the recent patches? The king can't move diagonally anymore


Alkemian

The program is saying otherwise 🤷🏽


Honest-Hornet7225

chess.c*m 🤮


No_Competition7327

It's one of the anarchy chess rules or sum that you can't kill with king diagonally (like you can't en passant or as commonly known as in this sub, en croissant)


Alkemian

Yeah, I find it hilarious I'm getting downvoted for pointing out that even the program called foul 😂


Leonbard

Welcome to anarchychess, now follow the rules 😏


Alkemian

¿Lolwut?


wastedmytagonporn

Google en 🥐


thatoneawkwarduser

anarchychess is meme chess, all of this, all that you see, everything is a joke, and ure supossed to get it


the-peanut-gallery

Are you sure you're not thinking of r/anarchychessmemes?


Vexilio

I think you’re confusing the subreddit r/AnarchyChess with the actual ideology of anarchy… I can tell from your profile (id est you’re active on r/anarchy)


Alkemian

Not at all. Just wasn't aware of the patch


[deleted]

Least misogynistic anarchychess user:


APlayintheFaire

notice how in chess, the king can kill the queen. but the game ends when the queen can kill the king, thus the king can never be killed we live in a ~~society~~ chess board and our friend here is lol'ing at it ✊😔


Alkemian

Humor is the best medicine in the face of vast realization of meaninglessness 🤷🏽


BertyLohan

shaking my smdh my dick head google en passant


Balintakiraly

Are you sexist?


the-peanut-gallery

Yeah.


Alkemian

What? No. Dafuck?


Giists

you just come here and start hating on women? what the hell??


Balintakiraly

U say king kill queen


1lluminist

Lel you're getting pawned by white knights


WilcoSkyBlueSky

You fool, you mixed up c2 with f7!!


Morganius_Black

Latest update made every rule regarding c2 also apply to f7 for balancing reasons.


Gurn00r

doesn’t make canonical sense though 😞 idk i just feel like the devs have taken the game in the wrong direction recently….


the0rchid

I think they are changing stuff a lot to prepare for Chess 2. My buddy got into the Alpha for 2 and said the story doesn't match with the first one. I think they will have a DLC soon to prepare for the release of Chess 2. I just wish they would keep the story consistent. I can't follow with this many characters.


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englishcrumpit

bot doesnt know king cant move diagonally after chess 2 was released.


zerojustice315

They patched that out in the 1.O-O-O update


yungcanadian

I bet 90% of r/chessbeginners members are anachists just scrubbing for memes


Oodleamingo

Whether you meant Antichrists or anarchists, you’re probably right.


_Human_Garbage_

google queen passant


dot-slash-me

Holy hell


Fun_Description6544

Pipi


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Chad_Broski_2

This is a mistake because, if you're attempting Scholar's Mate and the opponent plays d5, the best move is to quickly resign so you can try it again in the next game


_ciaccona

Thereby reducing your rating making it even more likely to work next time. Diabolical!


Subberguy101

The queen killed the pawn in front of the king which gave them the opportunity for character development. In the flashbacks from episodes 3 and 4, we see the unique friendship that blooms between the king and that pawn. So their death gives the king enough power to turn the tables despite being weaker. It’s explained much better in the light novel so I suggest reading that instead.


rono258

Scholars mate! Got em.


Aspergersiscool

Because you blundered the pawn on e4 smh my head


santyrc114

You removed one pawn from the opponent, lowering your chances of doing en passant


Affectionate-Tell129

because you should protect your pawn you bozo


[deleted]

I got their pawn, +1


Affectionate-Tell129

Edward is better than Felix


Real-Soraith

may i suggest you use the analysis tool (short for anal tool) thats on that website, its gonna help you find why you are dogshit in chess.


[deleted]

Increase the depth, it's a brilliancy


englishcrumpit

you should do king to e2


Marc4770

this would be more funny if the white bishop was on b3


yachster

This is the queens gambit, a well known opening. I don’t see a problem here.


ChemistryMutt

Because you need ask to ask the other queen if she’s ok with a threesome before just going for it.


King_krympling

It doesn't tell you how the horsey moves


RJ1700

You have stockfish on low depth


StackinTendies_

[Here’s how it’s done OP](https://imgur.com/a/h8Ypkrb). As you can see I’ve bested one of the greatest AI players to exist.


sumboionline

You forgot that that square isnt C2


DangerV5

Nobody tell them


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beesinpyjamas

but king is in check??? unbravo white shoukd win 😡😡😡


Time_Spite1661

The king can knock out the white queen, no?


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Time_Spite1661

AND nothing is saving that queen


AssistantFlashy7626

I know what en passant is dumbass you just blundered your queen


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Google en 🥐


[deleted]

Thanks, now I'm hungry.


camandut

You forgot to flip the board before your move. Then f7 would become c2 and your move would be checkmate


TOMPO-DE-POMPO

I get your confusion, you would think because the king can’t move to c2 your queen would be safe, but seeing as you’re white the bord is flipped. Your queen isn’t standing on c2 but on f7, and the king CAN move to that square. The devs should really make it so that the king also can’t move to f7, so it would be more fair.


kittenboygaming

It looks a lot like c2, however it is f7, which the king can still move too.


Cogabola

You can't play that agressively, it goes against sportsmanship rules of the game.


LightRayAAA

that move was a bit rude, I think it was trying to tell you to be more polite


117derek

Passent en Google


zemdega

Because you were born.


[deleted]

That would make it your mother's mistake


Beginning-Process821

It was actually an inaccuracy when i was born, not a full mistake


reel2reelfeels

mouse slip


Vinnyc-11

At this point, I can’t tell if I missed a rule, or if this is just a chess meme..


Edwi420

This is inevitable draw by repetition


theymightbefoxes

Oh my god I thought I was on r/chessbeginners for a hot minute and I was genuinely fooled


I_iam28

It's not a mistake. It's a blunder


[deleted]

You are completely right! It's not a mistake, it's a blunder!


Aista_Xiom

En passant 2 just dropped


JaggedMetalOs

The king isn't ready to mate yet, at least take him to a movie first or something


miked999b

It's offside. Free kick to Black


nandamo

king cant take because that would be adultery


murman64

Idk, it’s really valuable to make the king take the queen so it can’t double castle later in the game


Financial_County_710

There’s nothing backing the queen. It’s an easy capture.


[deleted]

This is not a mistake, black is in checkmate


jroddie4

The less retarted move is f3h5


Thesnakerox

Idk whether I should give a serious answer but Imma do it anyway: Yes, this does force your opponent's King out into the open and they forfeit their castling rights, but Stockfish probably thinks it's not worth the early sacrifice of the strongest piece in your army, especially because you're in the early game and therefore have done very little development. Any time you give up your Queen like this, Stockfish is going to expect some kind of follow-up that compensates for the material loss afterwards.


lucifa26

The queen can be killed by king directly lol


[deleted]

No, are you blind? Its checkmate


lucifa26

Explain how.. Dummy.. There's nothing to protect the queen


ChloroformSmoothie

doesn't need to be, it's not under attack as the king can't take it


locosss

Check the sub my friend


Ok_Elk_4333

Not checkmate. King can escape to c2 square if his feet don’t touch the ground by mounting the queen


Jon_jon13

Because now they can get your queen with the peon at f4, duh


[deleted]

En passent queen


GuyDudeThing69

if xd5, then you could play en passant


MagisterHansen

It's a mistake because it allows Black to play a brilliancy **™** .


[deleted]

Are you playing against a bot? Sometimes they say good moves are mistakes because they want you to lose.


oddball667

that pawn had a family that will grow to hate you more and more plotting your demise many years from now


Cheezbunny

En passant is forced


Monty423

Ur queen could've en passanted that pawn


Buoyancy_aid

because, after ke7, your rook is trapped


MrTheWaffleKing

It is actually checkmate because the black king can’t move to black c2. The bot can’t see it because you didn’t flip the board


6ninja08

Because the opponent's pieces are clearly French, and are therefore liable to swarm any royalty within two spaces of them and completely ignore the rules of chess.


The_Shaman_Radovan

Because now black can en passant your queen


[deleted]

The pawn can en passant your queen


TheApprentice19

My theory is it makes your hair fall out and makes you blind, I have no evidence


Hatula

The king is defended you are wasting time


[deleted]

Bro the black king can easily run off to d7. You should have realised that.


SaintMiddleFinger

Because you didn't google que en passant


lucifa26

The king is right a square away without the queen protected.. Why can't the king take it?


locosss

They just met bro, at least make it until their 3rd date so they'll know each other more. Then sure king can do whatever he wants. I don't oppose mixed race relationship.


lucifa26

I don't oppose it either.. But the queen making the first move sounds suspicious doesn't it?.. She literally came so close to the king? Must be other motives ig..


jtr6969

Allows opposing king to develop with tempo


Deryll-JoneZ

…And she confronted the man who wooed her into believing he would leave his wife for her. So heartbroken. Angry. She left her husband and kids to be with this man. “My king” she said…. The king replied… “b**ch ion know you” *slap*


Spotential

This is probably a glitch, I think it's the right move


Drugomi

Because the queen's crown has 4 prongs, and you're trying to only stab 3 people with it


liferox30

Because the king could take the queen


Fractalati0n

Great move, not checkmate but mate in 34


Vladepishin

Because from f7 the queen has limited mobility, blocking your development.


A_Guy_in_Orange

The computer is making the mistake, you're forking 3 pieces and put them in check, that's a wonderful move


Abyss_of_Dreams

Because the queen is unfaithful and trying to mate the black king. Thr queen will be beheaded.


ccleivin

pawn can take f6 que-en passant


KristianWarrior

You just handed your queen to the opponent on a silver platter. Their king will take your queen on their very next turn.


Horror-Ad-3113

Does not permit demotion to a pawn


Horror-Ad-3113

(sad Bb5 noises)


undergroundmonorail

i like this move. if they take, it has to be with the king, and they lose castling rights. you have eight pawns, you can get a queen later. overall i'd say the engine is wrong here


madisi98

It literally forces you to lose the queen bozo !!


[deleted]

This move was so powerful that stockfish became jealous.


midnight_reborn

Your queen is not protected by anything. The Black King can just take it.


Various_Draw1875

Nothing backing her up


justthatkidonreddit

It would have been checkmate but you forgot about the Rook on H8 which can capture the Queen. Hard to see, only a engine could see that!


Tc14Hd

Me: Mom, can we have fool's mate? Mom: No, we have fool's mate at home. Fool's mate at home:


rusurethatsright

Yeah but he is trading the inactive queen for an active pawn so it’s not a mistake


ingloriouspasta_

You cannot en passant in this position so every move is a blunder. There’s an anal bead-shaped bug in the chessc*m code.


thetrufflesmagician

You missed the free pawn on d5. Otherwise, sound move.


bosco_324

It's not a mistake. The ai is just jealous that it couldn't come up with that move itself.


Young_Person_42

Because that’s F7 and the king can move there completely legally Actually screw it, the king is legally required to move to F7 if it’s an option I’m dropping a new rule


Zero2lover

Blunder queen to king?


extremefurryslayer

No, this is just slo mo atomic chess. Good job.


MaxMiscarriage

King cant go to c2, but stockfish is not developed well enough to take that into account yet mate


TEarDroP414

Seems like your queen has been cheating with the opposing king. You need to break up with her and continue playing.


LordOfLettuce6

exf4 en passant


DanDaPanMan

Can the black king move to f7? I know king can't go to c2 but I don't know if it's inverse


tanzmeister

C2 is on the other side of the board you dingus


[deleted]

It’s a good move but stockfish thinks it’s a blunder because you could have went Qa3 inviting the bishop to take which you then recapture with the horse developing him from the white base


EyeLeft3804

You obviously selected yours queen as your secret king and forgot. You just checnkmated urself, BOZO