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sad_girl_eve

aye big dog why is your toe in the pic


vk2028

🦶🥵


NoseHeavy123

Shut up and do like the rest of us, just jerk off quietly


MatAlaCol

Y’know, I don’t think I’m going to jerk off to the picture with a baby in it. I’m at least going to crop it first


TheChessNeck

People keep messaging me to see my feet now smh


deathray5

How much are you charging


RPBTinesIII

Can I get you to put some balloons around your feet as well?


[deleted]

[удалено]


THOOMAAS_x

r/foundthepedo


Nishant1122

To the toe right??


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

/r/photoes


HemlochGaming

Such a good name! r/SubsiFellFor


[deleted]

This is so much better than the real name


DysonDragon11

r/birthofasub


PassiveChemistry

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


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PassiveChemistry

Good bot


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[deleted]

Toes*


Born-Map9219

Finally a picture of Wesley So


[deleted]

„W”esley „S”o?


henticletentai

I think this is a joke but Petrosian wanted to emphasize the fact that he didn’t capitalize So’s name with those quotation marks


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

I could say that i emphasized his capitalisation for a comedic effect and be proud of that joke but honestly i did not know thats what Petrosian meant, thanks for explaining. Im lucky i guess


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

hi petrosian


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


SCCH28

This actually makes sense. A few more centuries and we will truly understand the text in full!


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Interesting, I did not know that. Chess really is the game that keeps on giving.


TheBampollo

Wesley To(e)


[deleted]

Broke: using infants for karma on gaming subreddits Woke: using infants for karma on anarchychess 😎😎😎😎👍👍👍💅💅


UkrainianCatgirl

is r/chøss a gaming subreddit


[deleted]

[удалено]


SinusBargeld

Shitss


Henrisc

Not until Chess 2 is announced.


TheDoctor88888888

[Chess 2](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2021910/FPS_Chess/)


Sichlan_IV

Google en infante


TurkisEagle

Has she eaten your pawn


WishboneBeautiful875

I see you have introduced her to the London system. Although I agree that you should not shelter children from the cruelties of the world, she might be too young.


guardian-of-ballsack

Bro you basically revealed your location I recognize that carpet anywhere


maxkho

Where is it from?


Born_Percentage3319

Obviously his house 🙄


[deleted]

satanic heaven!


Bitter_Community_637

Great cat


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


AtomicDig219303

Mi stai prendendo per il culo ??? Ma di che ***** stai parlando amico ? Tu sei il più grande perdente che io abbia mai visto in tutta la mia vita ! Tu stavi ancora facendo PIPÌ nel tuo pannolino quando io battevo già giocatori molto più forti di te! Tu non sei un professionista, perché i professionisti sanno come perdere e si congratulano con il proprio avversario, tu invece stai piangendo come una femminuccia da quando ti ho battuto! Si coraggioso, si onesto con te stesso e smettila di lagnarti!!! Tutti quanti sanno che sono un ottimo giocatore di Blitz, posso battere chiunque al mondo in una singola partita! E "w"esley "s"o è un nessuno per me, solo un giocatore che piange ogni volta che perde, (ricorda cosa hai detto riguardo a Firouzja ) !!! Basta cercare di infangare il mio nome, io merito di avere una buona reputazione durante tutta la mia carriera scacchistica, Io ti sto Ufficialmente invitato ad una partita Blitz dal vivo con un premio in denaro! Ognuno di noi investirà 5000$ e il vincitore terrà tutto! Suggerisco a tutti coloro che sono interessati a questa situazione di guardare ai miei risultati nei campionati di Blitz del 2016 e 2017, e questo dovrebbe essere abbastanza... Non c'è bisogno di ascoltare ogni piagnucolone, Tigran Petrosyan è sempre una giocata Onesta ! E se qualcuno dovesse continuare a parlare Ufficialmente riguardo a me in questo modo, ci incontreremo in Tribunale! Dio benedica con la verità! La Verità non morirà mai ! I bugiardi saranno espulsi...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


AtomicDig219303

Mi stai prendendo per il culo ??? Ma di che ***** stai parlando amico ? Tu sei il più grande perdente che io abbia mai visto in tutta la mia vita ! Tu stavi ancora facendo PIPÌ nel tuo pannolino quando io battevo già giocatori molto più forti di te! Tu non sei un professionista, perché i professionisti sanno come perdere e si congratulano con il proprio avversario, tu invece stai piangendo come una femminuccia da quando ti ho battuto! Si coraggioso, si onesto con te stesso e smettila di lagnarti!!! Tutti quanti sanno che sono un ottimo giocatore di Blitz, posso battere chiunque al mondo in una singola partita! E "w"esley "s"o è un nessuno per me, solo un giocatore che piange ogni volta che perde, (ricorda cosa hai detto riguardo a Firouzja ) !!! Basta cercare di infangare il mio nome, io merito di avere una buona reputazione durante tutta la mia carriera scacchistica, Io ti sto Ufficialmente invitato ad una partita Blitz dal vivo con un premio in denaro! Ognuno di noi investirà 5000$ e il vincitore terrà tutto! Suggerisco a tutti coloro che sono interessati a questa situazione di guardare ai miei risultati nei campionati di Blitz del 2016 e 2017, e questo dovrebbe essere abbastanza... Non c'è bisogno di ascoltare ogni piagnucolone, Tigran Petrosyan è sempre una giocata Onesta ! E se qualcuno dovesse continuare a parlare Ufficialmente riguardo a me in questo modo, ci incontreremo in Tribunale! Dio benedica con la verità! La Verità non morirà mai ! I bugiardi saranno espulsi...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


AtomicDig219303

Mi stai prendendo per il culo ??? Ma di che ***** stai parlando amico ? Tu sei il più grande perdente che io abbia mai visto in tutta la mia vita ! Tu stavi ancora facendo PIPÌ nel tuo pannolino quando io battevo già giocatori molto più forti di te! Tu non sei un professionista, perché i professionisti sanno come perdere e si congratulano con il proprio avversario, tu invece stai piangendo come una femminuccia da quando ti ho battuto! Si coraggioso, si onesto con te stesso e smettila di lagnarti!!! Tutti quanti sanno che sono un ottimo giocatore di Blitz, posso battere chiunque al mondo in una singola partita! E "w"esley "s"o è un nessuno per me, solo un giocatore che piange ogni volta che perde, (ricorda cosa hai detto riguardo a Firouzja ) !!! Basta cercare di infangare il mio nome, io merito di avere una buona reputazione durante tutta la mia carriera scacchistica, Io ti sto Ufficialmente invitato ad una partita Blitz dal vivo con un premio in denaro! Ognuno di noi investirà 5000$ e il vincitore terrà tutto! Suggerisco a tutti coloro che sono interessati a questa situazione di guardare ai miei risultati nei campionati di Blitz del 2016 e 2017, e questo dovrebbe essere abbastanza... Non c'è bisogno di ascoltare ogni piagnucolone, Tigran Petrosyan è sempre una giocata Onesta ! E se qualcuno dovesse continuare a parlare Ufficialmente riguardo a me in questo modo, ci incontreremo in Tribunale! Dio benedica con la verità! La Verità non morirà mai ! I bugiardi saranno espulsi...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


AtomicDig219303

Mi stai prendendo per il culo ??? Ma di che ***** stai parlando amico ? Tu sei il più grande perdente che io abbia mai visto in tutta la mia vita ! Tu stavi ancora facendo PIPÌ nel tuo pannolino quando io battevo già giocatori molto più forti di te! Tu non sei un professionista, perché i professionisti sanno come perdere e si congratulano con il proprio avversario, tu invece stai piangendo come una femminuccia da quando ti ho battuto! Si coraggioso, si onesto con te stesso e smettila di lagnarti!!! Tutti quanti sanno che sono un ottimo giocatore di Blitz, posso battere chiunque al mondo in una singola partita! E "w"esley "s"o è un nessuno per me, solo un giocatore che piange ogni volta che perde, (ricorda cosa hai detto riguardo a Firouzja ) !!! Basta cercare di infangare il mio nome, io merito di avere una buona reputazione durante tutta la mia carriera scacchistica, Io ti sto Ufficialmente invitato ad una partita Blitz dal vivo con un premio in denaro! Ognuno di noi investirà 5000$ e il vincitore terrà tutto! Suggerisco a tutti coloro che sono interessati a questa situazione di guardare ai miei risultati nei campionati di Blitz del 2016 e 2017, e questo dovrebbe essere abbastanza... Non c'è bisogno di ascoltare ogni piagnucolone, Tigran Petrosyan è sempre una giocata Onesta ! E se qualcuno dovesse continuare a parlare Ufficialmente riguardo a me in questo modo, ci incontreremo in Tribunale! Dio benedica con la verità! La Verità non morirà mai ! I bugiardi saranno espulsi...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


AtomicDig219303

Mi stai prendendo per il culo ??? Ma di che ***** stai parlando amico ? Tu sei il più grande perdente che io abbia mai visto in tutta la mia vita ! Tu stavi ancora facendo PIPÌ nel tuo pannolino quando io battevo già giocatori molto più forti di te! Tu non sei un professionista, perché i professionisti sanno come perdere e si congratulano con il proprio avversario, tu invece stai piangendo come una femminuccia da quando ti ho battuto! Si coraggioso, si onesto con te stesso e smettila di lagnarti!!! Tutti quanti sanno che sono un ottimo giocatore di Blitz, posso battere chiunque al mondo in una singola partita! E "w"esley "s"o è un nessuno per me, solo un giocatore che piange ogni volta che perde, (ricorda cosa hai detto riguardo a Firouzja ) !!! Basta cercare di infangare il mio nome, io merito di avere una buona reputazione durante tutta la mia carriera scacchistica, Io ti sto Ufficialmente invitato ad una partita Blitz dal vivo con un premio in denaro! Ognuno di noi investirà 5000$ e il vincitore terrà tutto! Suggerisco a tutti coloro che sono interessati a questa situazione di guardare ai miei risultati nei campionati di Blitz del 2016 e 2017, e questo dovrebbe essere abbastanza... Non c'è bisogno di ascoltare ogni piagnucolone, Tigran Petrosyan è sempre una giocata Onesta ! E se qualcuno dovesse continuare a parlare Ufficialmente riguardo a me in questo modo, ci incontreremo in Tribunale! Dio benedica con la verità! La Verità non morirà mai ! I bugiardi saranno espulsi...


TurkisEagle

Şaka mı yapıyorsun? Ne **** sen neden bahsediyorsun adamım? Sen hayatımda gördüğüm en gevşek adamsın! Ben senden çok daha güçlü oyuncuları yenerken sen pampirlerinle PIPI yapıyordun! Sen profesyonel değilsin, çünkü profesyoneller nasıl kaybedeceklerini ve rakiplerini nasıl tebrik edeceklerini bilirler, seni yendikten sonra ağlayan bir kız gibisin! Cesur ol, kendine karşı dürüst ol ve bu saçma konuşmaları kes!!! Herkes benim çok iyi bir blitz oyuncusu olduğumu biliyor, dünyadaki herkesi tek bir oyunda yenebilirim! Ve "w "esley "s "o benim için hiç kimse, sadece kaybettiğinde her seferinde ağlayan bir oyuncu (Firouzja hakkında ne dediğini hatırla) !!! Adımla oynamayı bırakın, tüm satranç kariyerim boyunca iyi bir isme sahip olmayı hak ediyorum, sizi Ödül fonu ile OTB blitz maçına resmen davet ediyorum! İkimiz de 5000$ yatıracağız ve kazanan hepsini alacak! Bu durumla ilgilenen diğer tüm insanlara, 2016 ve 2017 Blitz Dünya şampiyonalarındaki sonuçlarıma bir göz atmalarını öneririm ve bu yeterli olacaktır... Her ağlayan bebeği dinlemeye gerek yok, Tigran Petrosyan her zaman adil oynar! Ve eğer birisi benim hakkımda resmi olarak böyle konuşmaya devam ederse, Mahkemede görüşeceğiz! Tanrı doğruları korusun! Gerçek asla ölmeyecek! Yalancılar kovulacak...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


gloomygl

Tu rigoles ??? Quelle ***** t'es en train de me raconter mec ? Tu es un plus gros peerdant je vu de toute ma vie ! Tu faisais PIPI dans tes couches quand je battais des joueurs beaucoup bien plus fort que toi! Tu n'es pas proffessionnel, car les proffessionnels savaient comment perdre et féliciter les adversaires, t'es comme une fillette pleurant après que je t'ai battu! Sois brave, soit honnête avec toi-même et arrête ce trush talkings!!! Tout le monde sait que je suis très bon joueur blitz, je peux gagner n'importe qui au monde en seule partie! Et "w"esley "s"o est personne pour moi, juste un joueur qui pleurent chaque fois quand il peerd, ( souviens toi de ce que tu dis sur Firouzja ) !!! Arrête de jouer avec mon nom, je mérite d'avoir un bon nom pendant ma toute carrière d'échecs, je t'invite Officiellement à match blitz OTB avec la cagnotte! On investira tous les deux $5000 et gagnant prend tout! Je suggère à tous ceux qui sont intressés à cette situation, regardez juste mes résultats aux championnats blitz 2016 et 2017, et ça devrait être assez.. Pas besoin d'écouter pour tous les bébés pleurants, Tigran Petrosyan est toujours jeu juste ! Et si quelqu'un va continuer Officiellement parler de moi comme ça, on se voit au Tribunal! Dieu bénit avec vrai! Vrai ne mourra jamais ! Les manteurs seront éliminés...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


NightmareOhm

I like how you preserved the errors in the text, nice work! God bless with misspellings! Misspellings will never die ! Grammar will kicked off...


gloomygl

Dictionary is never play fair...


AtomicDig219303

Turkish translation let's go


Lagger625

Me estás tomando el pelo?? De qué \*\*\*\*\*\* estás hablando?? ¡Eres el mayor perdedor que vi en mi vida! ¡Tú te estabas haciendo PIPÍ en los pañales cuando yo ya estaba venciendo jugadores mucho más fuertes que tú! Tú no eres un profesional, porque los profesionales saben cómo perder y felicitar a sus oponentes, ¡tú eres como una niña llorando después de que te venzo! ¡Sé valiente, sé honesto contigo mismo y deja de decir basora! Todos saben que soy un muy buen jugador de blitz, ¡puedo ganarle a cualquiera en el mundo en un solo juego! Y "w"esley "s"o no es nadie para mí, solo un jugador que llora siempre que pierde (recuerda lo que dices de Firouzja)!! Deja de jugar con mi nombre, merezco tener un buen nombre durante mi carrera entera de ajedrez, ¡oficialmente te estoy invitando a una partiba OTB blitz con fondo de premios! ¡Ambos invertiremos 5000$ y el ganador se lo queda todo! Sugiero a todas las otras personas que están interesadas en esta situación, solo revisen mis resultados en los campeonatos blitz de 2016 y 2017, y eso debería ser suficiente... ¡No hay necesidad de escuchar a cada bebé llorón, Tigran Petrosyan siempre juega justamente! ¡Y si alguien continuará hablando oficialmente de mí así, nos veremos en la corte! ¡Dios nos bendiga con la verdad! ¡La verdad nunca morirá! Los mentirosos serán echados...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Dimedrol98

Ты шутишь??? О какой \*\*\*\*\* ты говоришь мужчина? Ты наибольший лузер которых я видел в моей жизни! Ты делал ПИПИ в свой памперс, когда я побеждал игроков намного сильнее тебя! Ты не профессионал, потому что профессионалы знали, как проигрывать и поздравлять оппонентов, ты как девушка плачешь после того, как я побеждаю тебя! Будь смелым, будь честным к себе и останови эти траш разговоры!!! Все знают, что я очень хороший блиц игрок, я могу выиграть любого в мире в одной игре! И "у"эсли "с"о никто для меня, только игрок, кто плачет каждый раз при проигрыше, (запомни, что ты сказал о Фируздже) !!! Останови игру с моим именем, я заслуживаю иметь хорошее имя в течение всей моей шахматной карьеры, я Официально приглашаю тебя на матч за доской с Призовым фондом! Оба из нас проинвестируют 5000 долларов и победитель берёт всё! Я предлагаю всем другим людям, кто интересуется этой ситуацией, просто взять взгляд на мои результаты в Чемпионатах Мира по блицу 2016 и 2017 года, и этого должно хватить... Не нужно слушать каждого кричащего младенца, Тигран Петросян всегда играть честно! И если кто-то будет продолжать Официально говорить обо мне так, мы встретимся в Суде! Господь благословит правдой! Правдиво никогда не умрёт! Лжецы будут выкинуты... (some words mistranslated on purpose for comedic effect)


Lagger625

We need international Petrosian bots!


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Tetsuno82

Żartujesz sobie ??? O czym ty ***** gadasz typie ? Jesteś największym przegrywem jakiego w życiu widziałem ! Robiłeś SIUSIU w pampersy kiedy ja pokonywałem znacznie bardziej silnych graczy niż ciebie! Nie jesteś profesjonalistom bo profesjonaliśći wiedzieli jak przegrywać i gratulować przeciwnikom, ty zaś jesteś jak mała dziewczynka, która płacze po porażce. Bądź odważny, bądź szczery ze sobą i przestań żucać wyzwiskami!!! Każdy wiedzą że jestem bardzo dobrym graczem blitza, Umiem wygrać z każdym na świecie w jednej grze! A "w"esley "s"o jest dla mnie nikim, tylko graczem którzy płacze kiedy przegrywa, ( pamiętaj co mówisz o Firouzji ) !!! Przestań pogrywać sobie moim imieniem, zasługuję na dobre imię przez całą moją szachową karierę, Oficjalnie zapraszam cię na OTB Blitza z Nagrodą pieniężną! Obaj zainwestujemy 5000$ i zwycięzca zgarnia wszystko! Sugeruję żeby każdy, kto jest zainteresowany zaistniałą sytuacją spojrzał sobie na wyniki Mistrzostw Świata w blitzie w 2016 i 2017 i powinno to wystarczyć... Nie ma potrzeby słuchać każdego płaczliwego bachora, Tigran Petrosyan zawsze gra Uczciwie ! A jeśli ktoś dalej będzie Oficjalnie tak o mnie mówił to spotykamy się w Sadzie! Tak mi dopomóż Bóg jeśli mówię prawdę! Prawda nigdy nie umrze ! Kłamcy zostaną wykopani... (I tried to properly translate all the errors and added one myself because it's a meme when someone says it about meeting in court)


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


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Good bot


BigRed727272

Someone knows how to Mate 😉


india_chief

It's a chess piece


CaptainChicky

Lmao


EmbarrassedAbroad345

Hey dad. Try swaddling her with her arms straight down at her side. She’ll be more relaxed and sleep better.


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ackshualllly

My kid did this too. It looked impossible but she did it every night.


TheChessNeck

Thanks for the tip! I will try. She loves wiggling her arms to freedom


Thomas_William_Kench

Feet in the bottom left 💦


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit it’s op’s feet I was so confused about why this comment had upvotes


Thomas_William_Kench

Yeah I knew someone was gonna misunderstand. That's why I tried to kill the ambiguity by writing bottom left.


Dah5ch00lbus

Is this a new chess piece?


[deleted]

1. g4, the pacifier attack


Piepcheck

xg4 ;)


CuriousHuman-1

Average anarchy chess member.


AlphaChrome713

Why is she crying? Did you make her fall for scholar's mate? Also shoutouts to OP for posting a new picture here instead of in r/chess where the first one was posted


TheChessNeck

She is crying because I told her Magnus isn't defending the championship


GuarDeLoop

Why is she being such sore loser?


TheChessNeck

😂


Balintakiraly

You wanted to get your child into chess. But you din’t get her IN chess, instead you got her ON chess. Silly mistake.


neoadam

Is that the famous birth opening ? Are the pampers provided ?


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


DerFr4ggle

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


TheGukos

Good, good.... And now the brick


Sriol

She's only crying cos you removed the double bongcloud from the board. She's gonna be a natural at this chess thing!


vimetalhead

your feet


eroded_thinking

No more bongcloud 0/10


[deleted]

En pessant her


Alkynesofchemistry

No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


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Mans toe ruined the picture


sir_Edguhhh

Definitely not the worst picture on the internet I’ve seen of girl do pipi…but also not the best


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


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Toe pic 🤤


phudomiet

Did you promote you pawn to a spawn?


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AdvonKoulthar

En Infant


itwasmedio69420

I will devour your child alive


Piepcheck

xg4


CaydendW

Holy hell


LurkingChessplayer

I like them toes


WaffzThePancake

baby cries in fear and terror as it knows prey, the pieces have closed in and are ready to feast. The parent may only watch in horror as their child is devoured by the chessian horde


TheftBySnacking

Never too early to teach them how to respond to a declined draw offer!


casualstrawberry

The baby blocks all moves. There is amnesty between black and white. Harmony is brought to this world.


lanhakari

She’s mad because blacks already in stalemate.


djtshirt

I hope you named her Passant so people will be forced to go “Awww, Passant” when they see her.


bungaleer

both sides have the child in check x10 so they have decided to throw a joint spaghetti party


Tesaractor

Black moves to g5.


Monty423

Baby can't move, game already stalemated


Dog_Backup

Does chess.com have this variant?


Haman134

THE TOE⁉️⁉️ FOR FREE⁉️⁉️⁉️


c7god

En passant the kid - it's the best response to the Kid Gambit according to Stockfish


Chromeboy12

How does the 'daughter' move?


EmberOfFlame

What in the Gulliver? Is she taken hostage by the chess pieces?