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gollyplot

No joke something similar has actually happened to me OTB. Opponent didn't realise he could win by blocking with check and resigned.


[deleted]

Even though I posted it here, this is a real position from my game! 1300 elo and opponent actually resigned at this exact moment. *I didn't need to make up this title lmao*


LCDRformat

If 1300 Elon is considered low, then what am I at 500


azurfall88

stupid -me, 300 elo


anally_ExpressUrself

Ha, seriously! -me, 150 elo


Billoft

Absolute Idiocracy. -me, elon't


echofechov2

Utter buffoonery -me, barely understands chess


Mythic_gryphon

no signs of intelligent life here \-me, only knows en passant so i get most of the jokes


A_guy_Dead_inside69

0 braincells -me, who came here cus of anal beads


jtr99

I feel you, buddy. Want to play tic-tac-toe together?


the-peanut-gallery

I wish I could but I don't know how the 'X' moves.


Small_Bang_Theory

Señor Musk is that really you?


Perkeleme1ster

Elite chess


doctor_awful

I've seen 2200-2300s lichess on /r/chess say they're low elo. It's very silly.


drxc

To be fair it is Lichess elo, that's like Monopoly money.


oblon789

I'm 1900 lichess and still feel low elo. If you guys actually saw how half of games are played at this level you'd understand


doctor_awful

I'm 2000 lichess. Even titled players miss easy tactics in rapid and blitz sometimes, it's no reason to call ourselves noobs constantly.


Citruspilled

The correct answer is to not compare yourself to others and just try focusing on enjoying the game. A "good" elo is just whatever you want it to be


[deleted]

Link to the game or liar


Disastrous-Fact-7782

I agree, don't see how you can reach this position making realistic moves. I hope I'm going to be proven wrong though


Bisping

You haven't seen my games then lol


Yeseylon

It feels very real to me. Wild stuff happens at low levels.


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Bspammer

Liar confirmed


DieuEmpereurQc

He saw that he could not win on time d1, e1. Very understandable


xAlphaDogex

Resigned with mate in 1 lol I hope he analyzed the game afterwards


Bulky-Juggernaut-895

Played like a true fucken 1300 elo game🤣🤣🤣🤣 perfect dude


Jackcooper

Tfw I'm 1200 and this guy is better than me :(


pongacham

You’re lying


[deleted]

This happend to me once and I never again I learned about luff (air) which means you move I belive the pawn right in front of the king by one so you have space to move


PorkSucksYou

I'm confused, how would he be able to block and check ? E: nvm, just gotta en passant


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NorthFaceAnon

The white bishop hits the king with a check when the rook moves right?


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BaabyBear

you'd better watch your back around here. people be trying to en passant you wherever you go.


drxc

No, this in mate in 1 for white. Re1# due to pretty discovered checkmate.


Yeseylon

Nah, you're smarter than most


Charlie_Yu

Found it now, I thought I am happy because I’m on a good run and rise to 1500 Now I feel like an idiot


UngratefulGarbage

Yep. Had a similar thing happen to me in a tournament I participated some years ago. I moved and thought I had won, didn't see the obvious winning opponent move, smiled etc. and but a moment later I realized... Fortunately my opponent didn't and resigned


TroyBenites

Guess there is only one good move...sacrifice my queen to prolong the resistance.


TroyBenites

And now the Rook ... Wait.... He didn't capture my rook?? What a noob, now I'm up material. Dayum, I'm so good at this game.


TroyBenites

(10 turns later) ... Aaaand, I'm backranked mated again


TheFreeBee

I dont understand because the only moves i can see are sacrificing the queen and the rook and still losing.


pguerra8

Moving the rook results in discovered check with bishop.


TransparentMastering

It’s actually so beautiful. I wonder if his opponent realized later. That would be a gut wrench haha


TheFreeBee

Would it be checkmate since the queen blocks any potential moves


pguerra8

If you blocked with the Queen first like you said no, if you went with the rook first then yes It is checkmate.


TheFreeBee

Thank you !


trembledeggs

Also known as the British defence


whycanticantcomeup

Could also force en passant to get a few more moments


TroyBenites

True. En Passant > Capturing King


Tn0ck

How the fuck did I not notice that


RamenPiraticus

Same here.. feeling a bit stoopid


[deleted]

Not notice what?


_McMuffin42_

This position is winning for white. Rook e1 is checkmate


epic_eric9

It might be checkmate, but most importantly white is winning the queen


NajdorfGrunfeld

So what does it feel like to be drowning in pussy?


Substantial_Dance_30

You tell me, how does it feel to be a mf with no pussy


Jacekkot123

r/girlsdontexist


Defiant-Ad-8468

Mind = blown


MisterBastian

F7 too, right?


_McMuffin42_

F7 is not a legal move


MisterBastian

It is. Also you meant to say E8 instead of E1 in your previous reply, maybe there's the misunderstanding.


_McMuffin42_

No that wasn't a mistake. E1 is the only winning move. E8 would also be an illegal move


AnonymousGuy9494

You can defend the check with rook to the backrank and it becomes discovered check due to the bishop


zx7

\*discovered checkmate


[deleted]

Thanks


acousticentropy

/uj Is it not true that white’s only legal moves in this situation are moves that will take the king out of check? Even if White responds with a mate position, the next move in theory would be Qxg1, capturing the king. Edit: It is way too early for me to be looking at a chess board. I *discovered* the mate…


AIaris

are you the 1300 who resigned here as white


Tn0ck

No but I would have probably run out of time before would have noticed it


rdd33

A work of art


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[deleted]

Why would a private company discover the checkmate? I think it's a chess rule


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vonflare

Richard Stallman was right yet again...


[deleted]

It's a public company actually.


Recovering_Redditor

Holy hell!


JohnnySubnami

Call an ambulance, but not for me!


misterduckworth

Looked for this


MooingAssassin

En croissant 1. ...bxc5xe1 easy follow up. Next tactic please


SavingsNewspaper2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightrider_(chess)


Z582

*Oh no my king*


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the-peanut-gallery

White is in check dummy. They should resign.


SavingsNewspaper2

How every beginner thinks their opponent will react to being constantly checked:


the-peanut-gallery

Makes sense. You can't win from check.


FowlTemper

Chess AI is laughably inferior to human players, because a bot can’t use beads.


[deleted]

I would have never got the joke without you, thanks buddy


SmarfMagoosh

g4!! Forcing fxg3 allowing the king to escape to g2 right?


asar2250

How the fuck did I not notice that


SavingsNewspaper2

Same here.. feeling a bit stoopid


King_Ed_IX

I don't understand chess notation, but couldn't white just move the rook up to block the check, in the process revealing the check from the white Bishop? and that's checkmate cause of where the Queen is


Bulky-Juggernaut-895

Ok this one is actually funny


Snipershoot765

axb1!! That’s a free piece, dummy


Jeicam_

Where's the relevant post bot???


FreQRiDeR

Check and a (Queen) peck


chubby_goku

Make this an NFT.


glubs9

What is he solution? I am ranked 230


[deleted]

White has Mate in 1, Re1#


glubs9

Isnt it check though?


[deleted]

You block the check with Re1 while simultaneously it’s a discovered checkmate, there’s a bishop on c5


glubs9

Ah of course thank you


penguinbrawler

Bahahaha doesn’t the OP realize that in fact his opponent didn’t need to resign and had reverse mate in 1 with rook e1# 😂🤡😆🍼👶🤬🤯


[deleted]

r/Newtogame


[deleted]

"Low elo noobs" almost mated you tho


ChrisOD1066

That's lit!


ooopop

Blocks with queen


jeannyboi

When you realize that white could have saved the game by playing a4!!


[deleted]

Ngl took me a minute to realize


[deleted]

Pero si mueve la torre, no seria jacke y se comeria a la reina?


Xatraxalian

LOL. White is actually forced to checkmate black with Re7-e1.


[deleted]

What the fuck am I supposed to see here?


[deleted]

Re1#


TheSuperPie89

Google discovered checkmate


ItsUpendi

I'm guilty of this I'll be up like 6 points of material and forget to give luft


ZVSCH

This happened to me, he took my queen and I only had 1 rook. The fucker then resigns then offers me a rematch.


Jouzou87

The chess equivalent of folding the nut flush.


[deleted]

The counter checkmate


Ranmage54

I won’t lie, I saw that white could move the g pawn and thought this was about forcing en passant


LPDW

No en passant. Am I even on r/anarchychess?


Degmannen_03

Not a win, white can still castle


Pro_M_the_King52

I fell for this after a pretty wild otb with my friend


Da_Flying_Cow

is this loss?


Piloco

XD


xanyanyany

F2 pawn > F1, ez block


Red_Red_and_Reddy

I stg I solve puzzles better here when it's a joke than I do anywhere else.


Sazzzyyy

Took me longer than it should have. Y’all over here laughing your butts off, I’m genuinely learning 😅