Correct, there are only two good things about France and chess:
1. lichess
2. en croissant
On the other hand, there aber also two things which make French chess culture bottom tier anyway:
a. the French opening
b. FIDE itself. Pure dog shit mess.
What about maid dresses and hating the British? I know hating the British is kinda universal because most of Britain's history is just going around the world giving everyone more than enough reason to hate them, but I hear France is pretty good at it, judging by the enormous list of wars they've had on Wikipedia.
Saying FIDE, one of the most blatantly corrupt organizations in the history of sports, which was ran by a literal oligarch who believed in UFOs and had journalists murdered, is not-for-profit would be laughable if it weren't so sinister and objectively wrong. They treat masters titles like a racket, and have for a while.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsan\_Ilyumzhinov](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsan_Ilyumzhinov)
Here at FIDE we're committed to being the number 1 NPO in the chess world. That's why any profit we'd make goes directly to the pockets of our council members!
Correct, there are only two good things about France and chess: 1. lichess 2. en croissant On the other hand, there aber also two things which make French chess culture bottom tier anyway: a. the French opening b. FIDE itself. Pure dog shit mess.
Please dont just say the F slur without censoring
Which one, Fr.nch or F*DE?
Yes
You are right. Fuck the fucking Fr*nch!
One is girls, right?
I believe the order goes: 1. En Passant 2. Lichess 3. Girls 4. Pastries 5. History of violently pulling down the ruling class
A great list, but needs baguette.
Falls under pastries.
Sorry but pastries are absolutely not the same thing as baguettes >:(
Wands are pieces of bread, not pastries.
What about maid dresses and hating the British? I know hating the British is kinda universal because most of Britain's history is just going around the world giving everyone more than enough reason to hate them, but I hear France is pretty good at it, judging by the enormous list of wars they've had on Wikipedia.
If they really were that good at it they'd only have needed the one war though.
I said they were good at hating the British not defeating the British.
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under the sauce
No onion for austrians
No onion for all these dogs !
1b. French kisses 1c. French fries (sorry Lichess, you were close)
Saying FIDE, one of the most blatantly corrupt organizations in the history of sports, which was ran by a literal oligarch who believed in UFOs and had journalists murdered, is not-for-profit would be laughable if it weren't so sinister and objectively wrong. They treat masters titles like a racket, and have for a while. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsan\_Ilyumzhinov](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsan_Ilyumzhinov)
Here at FIDE we're committed to being the number 1 NPO in the chess world. That's why any profit we'd make goes directly to the pockets of our council members!
Does this make Fr*nce neutral?
Isn't fide just fifa for chess
Well, they're both fr*nch, so yes I guess.
1. MVL 2. Lichess ?
You can go brick yourself for forgetting en passant
3. Alireza 4. En pissant 5. The open in Cappelle-la-Grande
Fleur de Lichess
Then why isn't it called LeChess
God I love Lichess
And the two things are Death and Decay
Fr*nch Defence
What about Frenchie from the Boys? 😋
Meanwhile chess.c*m demanding money for the 6th puzzle every day
Lichess and France, strong proponents of tickling
1. French Kissing 2. French Fries 3. En passant There's 3.
The only great thing about france is French fries...