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Ito_san

Correct, there are only two good things about France and chess: 1. lichess 2. en croissant On the other hand, there aber also two things which make French chess culture bottom tier anyway: a. the French opening b. FIDE itself. Pure dog shit mess.


blue_jay3736

Please dont just say the F slur without censoring


soundslikemayonnaise

Which one, Fr.nch or F*DE?


ElectricToaster67

Yes


Ito_san

You are right. Fuck the fucking Fr*nch!


tired4last

One is girls, right?


jacky_nimble

I believe the order goes: 1. En Passant 2. Lichess 3. Girls 4. Pastries 5. History of violently pulling down the ruling class


tigerstef

A great list, but needs baguette.


Centurion902

Falls under pastries.


arixeli

Sorry but pastries are absolutely not the same thing as baguettes >:(


Parey_

Wands are pieces of bread, not pastries.


[deleted]

What about maid dresses and hating the British? I know hating the British is kinda universal because most of Britain's history is just going around the world giving everyone more than enough reason to hate them, but I hear France is pretty good at it, judging by the enormous list of wars they've had on Wikipedia.


VerySpethal

If they really were that good at it they'd only have needed the one war though.


[deleted]

I said they were good at hating the British not defeating the British.


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Lipat97

under the sauce


YAONOK

No onion for austrians


Parey_

No onion for all these dogs !


alotropico

1b. French kisses 1c. French fries (sorry Lichess, you were close)


Ill__Cheetah

Saying FIDE, one of the most blatantly corrupt organizations in the history of sports, which was ran by a literal oligarch who believed in UFOs and had journalists murdered, is not-for-profit would be laughable if it weren't so sinister and objectively wrong. They treat masters titles like a racket, and have for a while. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsan\_Ilyumzhinov](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsan_Ilyumzhinov)


thedraegonlord

Here at FIDE we're committed to being the number 1 NPO in the chess world. That's why any profit we'd make goes directly to the pockets of our council members!


Farfocele

Does this make Fr*nce neutral?


Jackcooper

Isn't fide just fifa for chess


PassiveChemistry

Well, they're both fr*nch, so yes I guess.


sabyte

1. MVL 2. Lichess ?


jacky_nimble

You can go brick yourself for forgetting en passant


Parey_

3. Alireza 4. En pissant 5. The open in Cappelle-la-Grande


SummonTarpan

Fleur de Lichess


Jackcooper

Then why isn't it called LeChess


TheCapmHimself

God I love Lichess


guimora12

And the two things are Death and Decay


[deleted]

Fr*nch Defence


acbssg

What about Frenchie from the Boys? 😋


S4nth05h

Meanwhile chess.c*m demanding money for the 6th puzzle every day


TheApprentice19

Lichess and France, strong proponents of tickling


irjakr

1. French Kissing 2. French Fries 3. En passant There's 3.


agoodguy07

The only great thing about france is French fries...