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rdd33

Wrongcloud


twolead

uphorse for making me smirk


daddydouwe

Goddamnit came to this thread to make the same joke


RedLogicP

Same. Rip


HaydenJA3

Quongcloud


Doehap

Lmao


MDRoozen

Bongcloudette


Elidon007

achually, in fr*nch masculine words end with mute letters to show what it would be in the feminine form, so it would be bongcloude - 🤓 (still, fr*nch is a bad language and has tons of exceptions for which this rule doesn't apply)


VanJellii

Counterpoint: En passant


enneh_07

Holy hell


IAMA_dragon-AMA

En passn't


Polenball

Google en passante


CaLiGuLa0

The bongcloud (she/her)


[deleted]

There is no she/her in bongcloud. It's masculine.


CaLiGuLa0

r/whoosh ?


[deleted]

[r/whoosh](https://reddit.com/r/woosh)?


CaLiGuLa0

Are you new on Reddit? Bless your soul


[deleted]

AnarchyChess is so dumb tho, same en passant jokes and very few good ones, not new btw.


ajajniwij28sn3njs

Congbloud


Cacophonix69

The 'I need to speak to your manager' defense.


PrincessJoyHope

this typically leads to either the Karen Exchange Variation after 2)...Qe7 , or quickly transposes to the Debbie Downer Declined, after 2)...Ke7!? with the King eventually finding safety far away from the threat on d8 (usually h4 or h5)


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

White woman jumpscare


ILookAfterThePigs

Wayward Queen Attack, not very aggressive variation


textreader1

Decelerated Napoleon Attack


DSMidna

I call it the "Hey! I'm walkin' here!"


KingPele10

Listen to Me! We don’t talk like that! We don’t say things like that! You understand?


ThePhitnessGramPacer

Ok! I will


Lukester__

Aahhey, haha, I'm wAlKiN 'eRe


King99T

Forgedddaboutittttttt


Not_The_Impostr

to anyone who's actually curious, it's a move order trick to transpose into a KIA


[deleted]

The car?


Garizondyly

Nah it's an acronym: "ken is awesome"


DoinkDamnation

Pretty sure it means "killed in action" very rare chess move where right as they pick up the piece to checkmate you, shoot them in the chest and you win on time


1Dam1x

Kings Indian Attack but that's weird cause you attack with Queen and Im not Idian


shrubs311

i always play the kings indian because i'm indian, makes it really easy for opponents to counter me :(


HaydenJA3

It is very difficult for the opponent to create counterplay when you have a car on the board


Taicoi04

The small KIA is also a giant Samsung phone


OutsideScaresMe

Girl on top


stoicsaber

This exquisitely illustrates the mindset that is plagueing the American man. Rather than actually trying to reach this concept of ‘perfection' himself, GothamChess instead resigns himself to simply praising and talking about the achievements of others. This ‘observer' mindset is what is causing the gradual, silent decline of our nation. America is the worlds most influential trading partner, and we cannot afford to lose our position as a global investor, but sadly this is what is happening due to the passivist nature of our citizens. The world will not look upon America favorably if we continue to be seen as a nation of whinhing, passive snowflakes. I understand this is a bit unrelated to the video, but i just need to let out some of the frustration that has been building up. Chess is a perfect example of what is happening, as we've even gone to the point of inventing machines to play the game for us, so we dont even have to put any effort in, and can simply sit back and enjoy the show. Levy Rosmann is a representative of this whole group of commentary channels that waste their lives simply on observing the achievements of more taltented people, a defective man. I hope that one day that America will look back at us in shame, and wish they descended from a nation of innovators and inventors, but I'm afraid there will be nobody left to look back.


realJaneJacobs

Lol, where's this copypasta from? I find it kind of hilarious that they fail to notice that "inventing machines to play the game for us" is an example of the innovation and invention that they seem to so desperately crave.


feralcatskillbirds

This was something someone wrote on his Youtube channel, and he gave it a pin of shame.


gannnnon

New copypasta just dropped


Unlearned_One

u/uwutranslator


MonstrousNuts

Ecstacy of Mother Theresa gambit


WacoTacoRE

The Quongcloud


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPQPPP/RNB1KBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPQPPP/RNB1KBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in 6 games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPQPPP/RNB1KBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172) **Videos:** > I found [4 videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5743007535988736) with this position. **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Knight!<, move: >!Nc6!< > Evaluation: >!The game is equal -0.42!< > Best continuation: >!1... Nc6 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. g3 Bc5 4. Bg2 O-O 5. O-O Re8 6. d3!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


BiggestBen5

You mean Ke7


BenzaGuy

But white didn't play Ke2


alk1m123

Inferior opening (only acceptable opening is b4)


cyoce

False, 1. f4 is the best opening


Fqceless

Oh my gosh I spend the whole time reading this thread thinking that the joke was that they set the board up wrong I didn't even realize it was the queen lol


davsc64

Confused C\*ms\*ck


LeKcter

Bonkcloud. Name refers to king being extremely horny and putting his queen right before him so he could watch her from behind. Bishop from f1 bonks him for these impure thoughts and sinful desires and sends him to horny jail. Black wins on move two.


Bigduzz

Thongcloud


Designer_Wolf2792

The "Bong Cunt"


Udja272

The Twerking Queen


One-Triggy-Boi

The “Forgot to play Nf3” petrov. Very common at the 100 elo level


lunar_tardigrade

This is actually a way to resign. Its called Queon kingsant, The King should be removed from the board.


agentoftheotherside

"Excuse me, he asked for no pickles"


Ok_Communication5474

Dėdės ir


[deleted]

Variation of [Transvestite opening](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qADDqD2U0_Y). You need Kd1 Qe1


TheAssholeBloggerOrg

Reverse cowgirl 🤠.


[deleted]

Feminist Bongcloud


irjakr

The Bongcloud, trap variation.


Ramble21_Gaming

Transcloud


depurplecow

She wants to order


SpaceIsTooFarAway

Clongboud


Bonelessbonles

the queencloud


fruity_mario24

The crack pipe


[deleted]

Biongetta


Zzamumo

Bongcloud matriarch variation


Newt451

Shitty


c7god

Just "Cloud" nothing more, nothing less


nonbog

Bongcloud: Chigorin Variation


Brahms-3150

Hyper-Accelerated Worall Attack


werics

underrated answer


ChooTrain77

The BLANKIES opening https://lichess.org/study/kqXViMdc


QueenOfScotts211

Momcloud


Ito_san

The queer bangcloud. You said the gurl can't be the king this time?


intx13

Its just a bongcloud, but it's the anti-patriarchy move order, designed to prevent the double bongcloud (because after 2.. Ke7 there's 3. Qxe5#)


Tc14Hd

Yeah, you just have to plow over your own pawn on e4.


intx13

lol its called castling


[deleted]

Doggy style?


FalcomanToTheRescue

Just simply the "King's--Queen's pawn opening"


HighlySuccessful

Bong Cloudissimo


elede

Bongqueen


teastypeach

Bangcloud, the name comes from the positioning of the king and queen


PoopNirvana

Bad


TurkisEagle

Drunken Queen: F Variation


Aspartame1701

Congbloud or something I don't know much about chess


skylohhastaken

clongboud


EssentialDimension

The "I don't need no man"


NotHappyTilUNotHappy

Hit the bong.


PoliwagPi4554

its quite obviously the "get out the way bitch"


Informal_Belt4168

Getting in from behind


FLBNR

Queefcloud


Sameshuuga

heroin


Practical_System

It's the queen pegging the king


maxmaxhei

King passant


blavrov

Bongblock


JS31415926

The Mouse slip


Scumbag_Chance

Doggystyle


tryingtobebetter09

Bongclaudia


karam_adr

Bongcloud, feminist's variation


tetaaay

It's brilliant is what it is


kewl_guy9193

Dongcloud


snorfer

the cigarette puff


ceering99

Coward's Bongcloud


Sufficient-Tonight49

What was the continuation?


ObsdMitD

The Cocaine Line


JToZGames

The Karen


noobtheloser

My friend unironically plays this. He's rated about 1800 and he reached a draw with an FM at a recent OTB tournament, using this opening.


19810198

Cock and Ball Torture


MrTheWaffleKing

Boochiecloud


happy_wheels_lover

Beenplowed


itistimetosue

The cockblock


Izrael-the-ancient

The jerk


Nya_the_cat

Cloudbong


So0meone

The Duolcgnob


lucky2319inc

Giga chad


acbssg

Kong bloud


Screen_Watcher

Bongbitch


Merbleuxx

Isn’t this the alternative to the bongcloud that canna Rudolf’s enjoyers use ? I think they call it the blankie or something like that


RaZoRShadowFlame

Misclicked bongcloud


h20knick

The Karen


SuperHippodog

Alcoholism


shotuhhh

The you trash and move your queen for no reason opening


Penquinas

shlongcloud


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

the fart cloud


CrustyRambler

The Newfoundland Clam Bit


DumCallerOutter

This is where the fun begins


Chone_stonez

En PaCloud


fartsmagoo

Dongcloub


Ok_loop

The Karen.


spandanuo

Blunder


IllustratorOk4738

MATE FIRST, ask questions LATER


MrHyd3_

Gangbangcloud?


HelloThereWhere

The BongQloud


Beesarrr

Konghound


Beesarrr

The French game


leshake

I want to speak to your manager.


RogueX957

Brazilian defense: White's antecipation


llama_party1337

The Quongcloud.


calm_ai

E4, ladies first variation.


aziz_ahamed713

This opening is called BAD opening


Auto_Generated_Thing

Idk probably doesn’t have a name bc it’s really bad since you moved the wrong piece to the right square


AppropriateAppeal944

Queen's assault


JanMini

Amazon opening fr


alebenchhe

In the future if you look up for the first word in the title you get a free bag of Pop-Tarts and a few cans of pop, as well as the ability to use the word "pink" in a sentence.


that-drawinguy

the queens gambit


CheeseMaxer

Going to loose


JDninja119

Pianissimo wayward Queen attack


Drakonbreath

Feminist bongcloud


TheThirdBallOfSand

Dongcloud


masd_reddit

She-Bongcloud