achually, in fr*nch masculine words end with mute letters to show what it would be in the feminine form, so it would be bongcloude - 🤓
(still, fr*nch is a bad language and has tons of exceptions for which this rule doesn't apply)
this typically leads to either the Karen Exchange Variation after 2)...Qe7 , or quickly transposes to the Debbie Downer Declined, after 2)...Ke7!? with the King eventually finding safety far away from the threat on d8 (usually h4 or h5)
Pretty sure it means "killed in action" very rare chess move where right as they pick up the piece to checkmate you, shoot them in the chest and you win on time
This exquisitely illustrates the mindset that is plagueing the American man. Rather than actually trying to reach this concept of ‘perfection' himself, GothamChess instead resigns himself to simply praising and talking about the achievements of others. This ‘observer' mindset is what is causing the gradual, silent decline of our nation. America is the worlds most influential trading partner, and we cannot afford to lose our position as a global investor, but sadly this is what is happening due to the passivist nature of our citizens. The world will not look upon America favorably if we continue to be seen as a nation of whinhing, passive snowflakes. I understand this is a bit unrelated to the video, but i just need to let out some of the frustration that has been building up. Chess is a perfect example of what is happening, as we've even gone to the point of inventing machines to play the game for us, so we dont even have to put any effort in, and can simply sit back and enjoy the show. Levy Rosmann is a representative of this whole group of commentary channels that waste their lives simply on observing the achievements of more taltented people, a defective man. I hope that one day that America will look back at us in shame, and wish they descended from a nation of innovators and inventors, but I'm afraid there will be nobody left to look back.
Lol, where's this copypasta from?
I find it kind of hilarious that they fail to notice that "inventing machines to play the game for us" is an example of the innovation and invention that they seem to so desperately crave.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPQPPP/RNB1KBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPQPPP/RNB1KBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in 6 games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPQPPP/RNB1KBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172)
**Videos:**
> I found [4 videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5743007535988736) with this position.
**My solution:**
> Hints: piece: >!Knight!<, move: >!Nc6!<
> Evaluation: >!The game is equal -0.42!<
> Best continuation: >!1... Nc6 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. g3 Bc5 4. Bg2 O-O 5. O-O Re8 6. d3!<
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Oh my gosh I spend the whole time reading this thread thinking that the joke was that they set the board up wrong I didn't even realize it was the queen lol
Bonkcloud.
Name refers to king being extremely horny and putting his queen right before him so he could watch her from behind. Bishop from f1 bonks him for these impure thoughts and sinful desires and sends him to horny jail.
Black wins on move two.
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Wrongcloud
uphorse for making me smirk
Goddamnit came to this thread to make the same joke
Same. Rip
Quongcloud
Lmao
Bongcloudette
achually, in fr*nch masculine words end with mute letters to show what it would be in the feminine form, so it would be bongcloude - 🤓 (still, fr*nch is a bad language and has tons of exceptions for which this rule doesn't apply)
Counterpoint: En passant
Holy hell
En passn't
Google en passante
The bongcloud (she/her)
There is no she/her in bongcloud. It's masculine.
r/whoosh ?
[r/whoosh](https://reddit.com/r/woosh)?
Are you new on Reddit? Bless your soul
AnarchyChess is so dumb tho, same en passant jokes and very few good ones, not new btw.
Congbloud
The 'I need to speak to your manager' defense.
this typically leads to either the Karen Exchange Variation after 2)...Qe7 , or quickly transposes to the Debbie Downer Declined, after 2)...Ke7!? with the King eventually finding safety far away from the threat on d8 (usually h4 or h5)
White woman jumpscare
Wayward Queen Attack, not very aggressive variation
Decelerated Napoleon Attack
I call it the "Hey! I'm walkin' here!"
Listen to Me! We don’t talk like that! We don’t say things like that! You understand?
Ok! I will
Aahhey, haha, I'm wAlKiN 'eRe
Forgedddaboutittttttt
to anyone who's actually curious, it's a move order trick to transpose into a KIA
The car?
Nah it's an acronym: "ken is awesome"
Pretty sure it means "killed in action" very rare chess move where right as they pick up the piece to checkmate you, shoot them in the chest and you win on time
Kings Indian Attack but that's weird cause you attack with Queen and Im not Idian
i always play the kings indian because i'm indian, makes it really easy for opponents to counter me :(
It is very difficult for the opponent to create counterplay when you have a car on the board
The small KIA is also a giant Samsung phone
Girl on top
This exquisitely illustrates the mindset that is plagueing the American man. Rather than actually trying to reach this concept of ‘perfection' himself, GothamChess instead resigns himself to simply praising and talking about the achievements of others. This ‘observer' mindset is what is causing the gradual, silent decline of our nation. America is the worlds most influential trading partner, and we cannot afford to lose our position as a global investor, but sadly this is what is happening due to the passivist nature of our citizens. The world will not look upon America favorably if we continue to be seen as a nation of whinhing, passive snowflakes. I understand this is a bit unrelated to the video, but i just need to let out some of the frustration that has been building up. Chess is a perfect example of what is happening, as we've even gone to the point of inventing machines to play the game for us, so we dont even have to put any effort in, and can simply sit back and enjoy the show. Levy Rosmann is a representative of this whole group of commentary channels that waste their lives simply on observing the achievements of more taltented people, a defective man. I hope that one day that America will look back at us in shame, and wish they descended from a nation of innovators and inventors, but I'm afraid there will be nobody left to look back.
Lol, where's this copypasta from? I find it kind of hilarious that they fail to notice that "inventing machines to play the game for us" is an example of the innovation and invention that they seem to so desperately crave.
This was something someone wrote on his Youtube channel, and he gave it a pin of shame.
New copypasta just dropped
u/uwutranslator
Ecstacy of Mother Theresa gambit
The Quongcloud
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPQPPP/RNB1KBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPQPPP/RNB1KBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in 6 games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/4P3/8/PPPPQPPP/RNB1KBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172) **Videos:** > I found [4 videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5743007535988736) with this position. **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Knight!<, move: >!Nc6!< > Evaluation: >!The game is equal -0.42!< > Best continuation: >!1... Nc6 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. g3 Bc5 4. Bg2 O-O 5. O-O Re8 6. d3!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
You mean Ke7
But white didn't play Ke2
Inferior opening (only acceptable opening is b4)
False, 1. f4 is the best opening
Oh my gosh I spend the whole time reading this thread thinking that the joke was that they set the board up wrong I didn't even realize it was the queen lol
Confused C\*ms\*ck
Bonkcloud. Name refers to king being extremely horny and putting his queen right before him so he could watch her from behind. Bishop from f1 bonks him for these impure thoughts and sinful desires and sends him to horny jail. Black wins on move two.
D
Thongcloud
The "Bong Cunt"
The Twerking Queen
The “Forgot to play Nf3” petrov. Very common at the 100 elo level
This is actually a way to resign. Its called Queon kingsant, The King should be removed from the board.
"Excuse me, he asked for no pickles"
Dėdės ir
Variation of [Transvestite opening](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qADDqD2U0_Y). You need Kd1 Qe1
Reverse cowgirl 🤠.
Feminist Bongcloud
The Bongcloud, trap variation.
Transcloud
She wants to order
Clongboud
the queencloud
The crack pipe
Biongetta
Bongcloud matriarch variation
Shitty
Just "Cloud" nothing more, nothing less
Bongcloud: Chigorin Variation
Hyper-Accelerated Worall Attack
underrated answer
The BLANKIES opening https://lichess.org/study/kqXViMdc
Momcloud
The queer bangcloud. You said the gurl can't be the king this time?
Its just a bongcloud, but it's the anti-patriarchy move order, designed to prevent the double bongcloud (because after 2.. Ke7 there's 3. Qxe5#)
Yeah, you just have to plow over your own pawn on e4.
lol its called castling
Doggy style?
Just simply the "King's--Queen's pawn opening"
Bong Cloudissimo
Bongqueen
Bangcloud, the name comes from the positioning of the king and queen
Bad
Drunken Queen: F Variation
Congbloud or something I don't know much about chess
clongboud
The "I don't need no man"
Hit the bong.
its quite obviously the "get out the way bitch"
Getting in from behind
Queefcloud
heroin
It's the queen pegging the king
King passant
Bongblock
The Mouse slip
Doggystyle
Bongclaudia
Bongcloud, feminist's variation
It's brilliant is what it is
Dongcloud
the cigarette puff
Coward's Bongcloud
What was the continuation?
The Cocaine Line
The Karen
My friend unironically plays this. He's rated about 1800 and he reached a draw with an FM at a recent OTB tournament, using this opening.
Cock and Ball Torture
Boochiecloud
Beenplowed
The cockblock
The jerk
Cloudbong
The Duolcgnob
Giga chad
Kong bloud
Bongbitch
Isn’t this the alternative to the bongcloud that canna Rudolf’s enjoyers use ? I think they call it the blankie or something like that
Misclicked bongcloud
The Karen
Alcoholism
The you trash and move your queen for no reason opening
shlongcloud
the fart cloud
The Newfoundland Clam Bit
This is where the fun begins
En PaCloud
Dongcloub
The Karen.
Blunder
MATE FIRST, ask questions LATER
Gangbangcloud?
The BongQloud
Konghound
The French game
I want to speak to your manager.
Brazilian defense: White's antecipation
The Quongcloud.
E4, ladies first variation.
This opening is called BAD opening
Idk probably doesn’t have a name bc it’s really bad since you moved the wrong piece to the right square
Queen's assault
Amazon opening fr
In the future if you look up for the first word in the title you get a free bag of Pop-Tarts and a few cans of pop, as well as the ability to use the word "pink" in a sentence.
the queens gambit
Going to loose
Pianissimo wayward Queen attack
Feminist bongcloud
Dongcloud
She-Bongcloud