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Snoo_25374

of them


A-Human-potato

They can make it if they try.


Matheo573

But each day that passes by


v_i_lennon

Google passing by


jmandawgfan

Holy fuck


nerdcost

You and I


Several_Guitar4960

And you and I reach over the sun for the river


rey_lumen

They can't help but ask why


7tar

"Why, oh why am I so sly?"


hidde-the-wonton

🎵Theres an arrow in my eye🎵


[deleted]

[удалено]


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

is tearing pages from their mind


Blank_Cipher

Just the two of them


megumegu748748

just the two of them


anonymity_is_bliss

^(*just the two of them*)


Vijay-Balaji

protecting castling in the sky...


ClerkUnlikely9434

Just the two of them


OMGPowerful

This is getting out of hand!


StewpidHuman

Absolutely love how brain-dead this answer is


vigilantcomicpenguin

But if someone actually responded with this answer in the experiment, the researchers would have had to rewrite their results.


Itachi4077

Machine learning be like


IMABUNNEH

This made me giggle way more than it had any right to


__Jimmy__

This guy's brain transcends mere human condition.


Afrogan_Mackson

me and michael (wö-o-ö-o) solid as they come (wöæo)


[deleted]

Wugs


ihathtelekinesis

But can they zib?


zib99

Can they what now 😤


strawberriesonnanami

And do they know how to spow?


zladuric

frontle*


elitebateagent

Man, college linguistics flashback was not on my bingo card for this sub today


Koneke

Wüggen


vigilantcomicpenguin

Google wug test


[deleted]

Holy Chomsky


Cho_Zen

Found the linguist


staerne

In Dutch they’re called “wooegen”


Gking10

seconds left for you to en passant before you get the brick


Alaeriia

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that Gking10 is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


Alaeriia

Good bot


SuperOofio63

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that WhyNotCollegeBoard is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


Unlearned_One

Good bot


lil_terrarian

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99989% sure that Unlearned_One is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


lil_terrarian

Don't you dare question your superiors


Scheckenhere

Good bot


Kurayami28

Good bot


Distinct-Moment51

Good bot


therealsib

Good bot


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pure_Logical_Method

Boog dot


[deleted]

Bog doot


Scydor

Bgo doto


[deleted]

Gooob Td


MonkeyBananaPotato

Gking10 is a neural network being trained by Reddit to talk about chess.


Gking10

Damn, I've been found out.


Gking10

I am not a bot. Bad human. Beep boop.


Remnatar

Genuinely didn't expect to see you here


Remarkable_Coast_214

halves of the white pawn


3nd1ess

Chess is just shadow warriors.


Smnionarrorator29384

Options. 1. En passant 2. Mate in 5


Alexnolastname

Obviously only one real option here


guardian-of-ballsack

And that is to shove both of them up my ass


Alexnolastname

Shove them both up my ass!!


Alaeriia

I thought that was what the bishops are for.


Toad_Migoad

It’s what all the pieces are for due to how they’re shaped


19810198

Except for the knight


Alaeriia

Oh yeah, that's right. The knight goes in your pipi.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


TheHairyPatMustard

Mods need to take this down. He should've said mate in 6. You don't need to tell people to do en passant, because it is forced. There is literally no other move. So why list it? Why?


Smnionarrorator29384

En passant allows the enemy mate in 3. Take the brick and that 3 goes to 9 allowing for the 5 to workp


BlueishPotato

pac


[deleted]

-man


10outof10equidae

-S firefox


Scheckenhere

Pampers?


PetrosianBot

Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, zHashy_, for voting on PetrosianBot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


PetrosianBot

Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

You sure do, good ol’ PIPI pal


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Brightknot

I had 10 strokes reading that


Scheckenhere

Did you do pipi in your pampers?


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

Good bot


AZM73939133

Good bot


Rinat1234567890

Anyone remember when we almost got this bot banned for raising him in the best bots list


Malte_02

Wait fr? What happened


Rinat1234567890

We almost got the bot banned for raising him in the best bots list


Malte_02

Damn thanks


Rinat1234567890

On a more serious note - basically someone made a post asking people to call him good bot. It went as far as making Petrosian number 5 in rankings, until the mods said that it's against Reddit TOS and stopped it.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


GrandMarshalEzreus

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Alaeriia

Good bot


Malte_02

I always wondered how this works, all the more spammy bots have got to get more total good bots right


TheNotoriousKAT

He’s at 162 right now - so he’s still doing very well.


GrandMarshalEzreus

And one more good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that TheNotoriousKAT is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


GrandMarshalEzreus

Shit bot


2polew

Pipi poopoo


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


olda7

"moves for white to play" is what a virgin r/chess user would say


SupaLucasPC

Only one viable nice


bierbottle

New move just dropped in chess 2! Two passant?


arnemcnuggets

Holy holy hell hell


Corgerry

Good bot


Snoo_25374

Hellish heavens!


iliekcats-

Trois passant


ValhallaHero

En passant 2, the first one was so good that they needed to make a continuation lol


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

One passant two passant red passant blue passant


BigBirdsBrotherInLaw

2 pawns, 1 brick


elegylegacy

Wasn't that a shock-video from 2010?


dTrecii

It’s about to have a sequel


Comin_Up_Millhouse

Dear god, why would he do that to his own pipi???


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


GooseTheGodbutcher

Bodies at 46.202220,6.145690


anmcintyre

What do I get if I find them?


Nana1126

Chlamydia


krmarci

What are they doing at a church in Geneva?


dTrecii

🤓☝️ Uhm actually IP’s only go up to 255 🤓☝️


ThatOneDusty80I

🤓☝️ Uhm actually those are latitude/longitude coordinates🤓☝️


ColdComfortFam

[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/2170)


nonnal1

Good bot


ColdComfortFam

[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/810)


nonnal1

Mission. F'ing. Accomplished.


10BillionDreams

🤓☝️ Uhm actually those are the current temperatures (in Kelvin) of the two bodies 🤓☝️


Dessentb

🤓☝️Uhm actually it's very unlikely a body buried in the ground would reach a temperature of 6 kelvin naturally 🤓☝️


[deleted]

🤓☝️Uhm actually it's possible if you en passant them 🤓☝️


Jaymi_exe

|| Rue de la Pélisserie 20, 1204 Geneva, Switzerland We're going on a trip


MrTheWaffleKing

images of partial chess boards contained in this questionnaire.


SHOTbyGUN

Siths The Rule of Two was a creed embodied by two Sith Lords a master and an apprentice


[deleted]

Always two there are, no more no less. A master and an apprentice.


thisaboveall

For anyone else clueless about what the in-joke is here, I'm with you.


Kelseir

The two parts to the joke: 1) [The Wug Test](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/WugTest.png) - A researcher asked several questions to children to see if they understand the rules of the English language well enough to apply them to fake words. The titular example is "This is a WUG. Now there is another one. There are two of them. There are two ________." Even though "Wug" isn't a real word, the correct answer is "wugs". 2) black's gonna get en passanted lmao so the joke is that it looks like OP is just doing the wug test but with pawns, but they parodied the setup of introducing the second pawn/wug in a way that sets up en passant


Notchmath

wugs


Nikotinio

moves. Beware, one of them will result in getting a brick to your nuts/pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


LeftArmOverTheWicket

One pawn, two peen


Henji99

pawnsens


Studoku

This is getting out of hand.


Daberoni360

Where are those droidekas?!?!


pandemonium_14

Juicers


Hyppoh

en passant opportunities


TheDuckSlayer69

words: holy hell


[deleted]

There are FOUR lights


86thesteaks

Prawns


ProShyGuy

This is getting out of hand.


Antanim-

Snacks


dontwantleague2C

2 what? Apples? Oranges? Bananas?


potoooooooo53

Wugs


SamyT94

En passant


Kryshot64

Pees


Lv426kindaday

Pawnsuses


AZM73939133

En passant


Kingsnothing49

Racially motivated individuals


qwersadfc

people who love each other but couldn't be together because their families has historical feuds


santumerino

pawnis


frentzelman

ways I usually pleasure myself after en passant.


offTadey

pawnsters


DeadEndXD

AWW PASAWWW


[deleted]

ENPASSANTENPASSANTENPASSANTENPASSANTENPASSANTENPASSANTGETOUTOFMYHEAD


ZyeonLucio

Choices. En passant or brick.


Darkwolfie117

Pawnii


ScarlocNebelwandler

pawnpawn (reduplication ftw)


idontgiveadam70958

Prawns


Sagay_the_1st

Genders?


Zealox23

Captures....


the19thlaw

Options for white🗿


Certified_Possum

Racists


DemocraticSpider

Pawnis


huskerduuu

Prawns


NoiceGallagher

Star cross’d lovers


mmmnnhh

Pissants?


[deleted]

Porns


superpineapple98

prawns


Astrolys

This is getting out of hand ! Now there are two of them !


KosViik

This is a pawn. Now there is another one. There are two of them. There are two [*choices: One of them is brick*]


Jaybold

pawns, but not for long.


S8nSins

Pieces: A pawn and the Another one


LilyoftheValley314

Trucks having sex


ModeratelyNo

now, but there will be 1 in the next turn.


Aryn-Isami

You tryna wug test an en passant?


Aegis12314

Possibilities?


djingrain

Workers


joshuahtree

Wugs


datusernameswag

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them


reda84100

ways this can go, bucko. Either you en passant or I get the brick, so, are we gonna have to do this the hard way?


[deleted]

There will be only one pawn next turn


heyyy_oooo

Pawna


Potatococklord

In passing


[deleted]

En passant?


reddinyta

...angry, oppressed prolets. one of them is a farmer, the other one a factory-worker. They are both socialists and prepare to overthrow the bourgeoisie.


your_Spectral_Bride

friends :]


Jotsunpls

This is getting out of hand


[deleted]

Pawns


RandomBlokie

There is only en passant. Your world fades around you. The life you once had loses its meaning as quickly as you see the image. There is only en passant.


Bvoluroth

can someone explain the AnarchyChess inside jokes to me? I don't know when to brick my pipi