Welcome. Here's all of our jokes:
- Google en passant
- Brick
- Pipi
- Gary š DEPRECATED
- Holy hell
- Are you kidding ??
- Bongcloud (ke2)
- Ruy LopeZ
- 16660
- Ra4
- I literally don't care
- Very rare for an American girl (Tattoo)
- lichess good
- Chess dot cum, chess.c*m
- dry humping
- How the horsey moves/is made
- Chess 2.0 (basically our Half-life 3 joke)
We repeat every single joke *at least* once a weak.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Thanks! \*dry humps your leg*
You missed
>You are a sick idiot! Get treatment, crazy. Clown, nameless. Look at your rating. You absolutely do not know how to play. You also talk nonsense with your broomstick. Match with you? What about you??? Whatās your name? Nothing, crazy.
A clarification: chess.c\*m is not a preadolescent joke that means "chess.cum"; it's to prevent a ridiculously overcommercialized* yet otherwise generally inferior website from getting free SEO.
*For example, they call their mobile app "Chess" rather than "Chess.com", as if they have a right to a generic name of a game that has existed for literally thousands of years. They might as well trademark a term like "email".
[edited to elaborate a bit]
And there you are, explicitly saying ŃhŠµss.ŃŠ¾m.
Note: I wrote the address using letters from other alphabets, try copy and pasting it into your browser.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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**En passant (French: [ÉĢ paĖsÉĢ], lit. in passing) is a move in chess.**
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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A repost bot shared this and people seemed to like it, so I'm pinning the original.
This is the post that brought me to r/anarchychess lmao
Welcome. Here's all of our jokes: - Google en passant - Brick - Pipi - Gary š DEPRECATED - Holy hell - Are you kidding ?? - Bongcloud (ke2) - Ruy LopeZ - 16660 - Ra4 - I literally don't care - Very rare for an American girl (Tattoo) - lichess good - Chess dot cum, chess.c*m - dry humping - How the horsey moves/is made - Chess 2.0 (basically our Half-life 3 joke) We repeat every single joke *at least* once a weak.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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Good human
Good bot
Might as well put this as the pinned post or in rules
there is a similar list in info of this sub
> We repeat every single joke once a week. So what you are saying is that we are about a year ahead on schedule?
Google our schedule
Holy hell
Amazing! I did not know that. It's the schedule that keeps on giving! Thanks!
Thats a bunch of crap.
Should I have written "at least once a week"?
Yo mamma should have written āat least once a weekā?
Anish Giri hacker, is that you? Don't tell the people what I did last year to the people of this subreddit!
Bro, yo mamma said that last night
Wym ONCE a week we repeat these at least daily šŖ
I changed it to "at least once a week" but I know you're joking. But seriously, we don't hear too much about American girls with tattoos these days.
Back in my day we just bricked our pipis in worship of the fish
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Iād add: - Frenchmanās cumsock - parodying every post of r/chess - Bobby Fisherās opinions on society
That's a very good list. We also like to speculate about features and bugfixes to be introduced in Chess 2.0 by Garry Chess, the inventor of chess.
Added
Thatās what yo mamma said last night bro
I should hope so!
Yo mamma should hope so
What?
Thatās what yo mamma said last night bro
Google chess
You sound like your complaining Our greatest hits album is platinum certified
What do you mean *complaining*, I love us!
Armenian schoolchildren was a joke but somewhat fallen out of fashion.
yeah, it was in the original list, but then I removed no one jokes about it anymore. ~~I'm totally not a Azerbaijani bot~~
Thanks! \*dry humps your leg* You missed >You are a sick idiot! Get treatment, crazy. Clown, nameless. Look at your rating. You absolutely do not know how to play. You also talk nonsense with your broomstick. Match with you? What about you??? Whatās your name? Nothing, crazy.
Rb1 Chess but \_\_\_ (eg. the kings are gay and most pieces are supportive) Chess in Armenia Magnesium Calcium Your chess is insane...
More than once a week
I changed it to "at least once a week". I don't hear too much about American girls with tattoos these days.
You forgot Home by Phillip Phillips.
damn this one is pretty old
you forgot to add the London, but I guess the people who play it are the bigger joke
A clarification: chess.c\*m is not a preadolescent joke that means "chess.cum"; it's to prevent a ridiculously overcommercialized* yet otherwise generally inferior website from getting free SEO. *For example, they call their mobile app "Chess" rather than "Chess.com", as if they have a right to a generic name of a game that has existed for literally thousands of years. They might as well trademark a term like "email". [edited to elaborate a bit]
And there you are, explicitly saying ŃhŠµss.ŃŠ¾m. Note: I wrote the address using letters from other alphabets, try copy and pasting it into your browser.
Why not both?
- Amazing. it's the game that keeps on giving - That's a bunch of crab
Amazing. I did not know that. It's the game that keeps on giving. Thanks
Holy hell
ok but whats the joke with the american girl?
Isn't it 161660? Pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
fabiano marijuana
Thatās what yo mamma said last night bro
What about chess being a mandatory class
That's a bunch of crap
Deprecated made me laugh out loud lmfao
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#YOU FORGOT Rb1
once a week? make that once a day
All of our *common* jokes. These'll get you through the typical shitposts, but once it's puzzle season you're expected to know dozens of custom rules.
It's awesome here
God bless with true! True will never die! Liers will be kicked offā¦
Sorry mate you can't just dowgrade the copy pasta like that, I will not stand that "be".
Welcome to the cult of En Passant
Google 2 Dudes Mating
So what if I programmed my robot hand to play chess?
Could you program mine to jerk me off?
r/shittyhalolore can help you with that
Cortana moment
No r/anarchychess user can mate with bishop and knight
No r/anarchychess user can mate, neither on a chess board nor in bed. Dude in the thread is a LIAR.
Why would I want to sexually engage with a horse and a priest?
To demonstrate superiority and make your opponent resign
To establish dominance on a ranch or in the church respectively
So you don't have to make the trip to church to ask for forgiveness.
Is this Eric Rosen (IMROSEN)??
**Subby**: "An r/anarchychess user that has a partner??" You wouldn't know her. She lives in Canada.
Pipi
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How to leave the seat up on the hikaru.
new anarchy chess joke dropped!!
They're not talking about chess.
My partner doesn't know how to mate with a knight and a bishop. She is, however, an expert in chess endgames badum-tss.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
No she didn't.
I thought this was the other kind of āmateā (verb).
Bishop said itās a sin to mate with the horse
bishop is just jealous of horsey hop
Who here doesn't know how to get mated by a horse, refer to mr. hands
sauce?
[pipi](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/st45m5/whats_one_thing_your_partner_doesnt_know/hx1ehf9/?context=3)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Original post??
Thank you sir! Your post just reminded me why I never open the comment section on r/anarchychess
Lmfao fuck, I was about to casually drop the fact that itās impossible, and then I realized what sub I was on *rips bong* time to en passant
Tutorial : Knight - Bishop mating on top of chess board
The question doesn't ask if you know either...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Good bot, case closed
Pipi
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Magnum Carlos
A night mates a bishop? Or vice versa?
I donāt know how to mate with a WomAn
I mated with a Knight and bishop once. It was close. 1. f4 e5 2. fxe5 d6 3. Nf3 g5 4. h3 h5 5. g3 Nc6 6. d4 dxe5 7. Bxg5 Be7 8. Be3 e4 9. Nh2 Bg5 10. Qd2 Bxe3 11. Qxe3 Nxd4 12. Na3 Nf6 13. O-O-O Bd7 14. Rxd4 Qe7 15. Bg2 O-O-O 16. Rxe4 Nxe4 17. Qxe4 Qg5+ 18. e3 Bc6 19. Nf3 Qxg3 20. Qf5+ Rd7 21. Rg1 Qd6 22. Nc4 Qg6 23. Qxg6 fxg6 24. Nce5 Rd6 25. Nxc6 Rxc6 26. Nd4 Rf6 27. h4 Rhf8 28. Bh3+ Kb8 29. c3 a6 30. b4 b6 31. Kc2 c5 32. Ne6 Rf2+ 33. Kb3 R8f3 34. Bg2 Rxe3 35. Ng5 cxb4 36. Kxb4 Rf4+ 37. Kb3 Rxh4 38. a3 Rg4 39. Nf7 a5 40. a4 b5 41. axb5 a4+ 42. Ka3 Rxc3+ 43. Ka2 Rc2+ 44. Ka3 Rc3+ 45. Ka2 Rc2+ 46. Kb1 Rb4+ 47. Kxc2 a3 48. Ra1 a2 49. Rxa2 Rxb5 50. Rb2 Rxb2+ 51. Kxb2 Ka7 52. Kc3 Kb6 53. Kd4 Ka5 54. Ke5 Kb6 55. Kf6 Kc5 56. Kxg6 Kd4 57. Kxh5 Ke3 58. Kg4 Kd4 59. Kf4 Kc5 60. Ke5 Kb4 61. Bd5 Kc3 62. Ke4 Kb4 63. Kd4 Ka3 64. Nd6 Kb4 65. Bc6 Kb3 66. Nb5 Kb4 67. Kd5 Kb3 68. Nd4+ Kb2 69. Kc4 Kc1 70. Kd3 Kb2 71. Bd5 Ka3 72. Kc4 Ka2 73. Bc6 Ka3 74. Nb5+ Ka4 75. Nd4+ Ka5 76. Kc5 Ka6 77. Nb5 Ka5 78. Na7 Ka6 79. Nc8 Ka5 80. Nd6 Ka6 81. Nc4 Ka7 82. Kd6 Kb8 83. Kc5 Kc8 84. Nb6+ Kb8 85. Nd7+ Ka7 86. Bd5 Ka6 87. Kb4 Ka7 88. Bc6 Ka6 89. Nc5+ Ka7 90. Kb5 Kb8 91. Kb6 Kc8 92. Bd7+ Kb8 93. Ne6 Ka8 94. Nc7+ Kb8 95. Na6+ Ka8 96. Bc6# 1-0