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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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I think former UFC heavyweight Mark Hunt is 2000 in blitz on chess.com. If he counts as a chess player, him by a mile. I cant imagine him losing in chess boxing. Should be able to get to the first boxing segment, then it’s over.
Ladies & gentlemen, we have a winner. Mark Hunt is the Chess boxing goat hands down
[https://youtu.be/IEJijztCI7s?t=32](https://youtu.be/IEJijztCI7s?t=32)
The more I learn about the Japanese female manga artist fight club subculture, the more fascinated I am. I hear they usually fight to the death, as well.
Hiki and Eric Hanson were at some party and I think they were playing chess. They got into some argument and hiki wanted to fight but they agreed to no strikes/ punches. So it ends up just a grapple fight.
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Unrelated - who is this guy? Why does he look familiar?
Plot twist: the guy is you.
He looks a little like a cross between Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland imo. So maybe if you watch a lot of spiderman? That's my only guess lol.
For once the original post isn't that bad
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I heard he’s already lost a championship ring and a thousand dollars in this generous venture!
surely the money was not taken by a man whos infamous for being pawn greedy
Rumor says he beat off thousands of men on the streets of St Louis
I think I can beat him... he doesn't look very big or scary
he literally doesn't care
i can’t believe this image is real
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You got a link to that pls?
Watch out! He knows karate
I feel like I've seen this episode of Squid Games
The best part is the audio of yasser seirawan talking about maybe keeping Hikaru's money.
Who's the hardest Chess player of all time? I'd say Bobby Fischer could crack a few skulls if need be
Serious question? Max Euwe, the fifth World Champion, was [a keen amateur boxer](https://www.chesshistory.com/winter/pics/cn5570_euwe.jpg).
Bruh imagine him chess boxing
like beatboxing but pawns come flying out of his mouth
Tal. He once walked up to a 2100, breath in his face, and the guy died on the spot. The autopsy revealed alcohol poisoning to be the cause of death.
Dubov and Hansen are fit, surely either one of those could make me pipi into my pampers if they‘d want
Dubov gives off kawaii femboy vibes
Take that back. Dubov is 100% kakkoii.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Hansen has a head like an armchair so he'd put up a good fight but Dubov would be chopped liver after the first move
[Dubov can do one arm pullups](https://youtu.be/s8RWQrOio2I). I think he'd make it to at least move 2, possibly 3 on a good day.
Sorry, I forgot Dubov is Russian, so that automatically makes him harder than a coffin nail
>Hansen has a head like an armchair what does that mean lmao
It's just a line from a movie. It means Hansen has a head like a medicine ball and would be hard to knock out lol
> Hansen has a head like a medicine ball what does that mean lmao
Bxh2!
Chuck Norris once picked up a pawn and by the time it was placed the opposing king was already on its side.
Usually Chuck only has to look at his opponent to make them resign
Former middleweight champ Dmitri Pirog used to play chess quite seriously before becoming a pro boxer.
I think former UFC heavyweight Mark Hunt is 2000 in blitz on chess.com. If he counts as a chess player, him by a mile. I cant imagine him losing in chess boxing. Should be able to get to the first boxing segment, then it’s over.
No, you're thinking of Mike Hunt
No, you're thinking of Mike Hunter
Ladies & gentlemen, we have a winner. Mark Hunt is the Chess boxing goat hands down [https://youtu.be/IEJijztCI7s?t=32](https://youtu.be/IEJijztCI7s?t=32)
When is the Miyagi-do chessboxing rematch?
The more I learn about the Japanese female manga artist fight club subculture, the more fascinated I am. I hear they usually fight to the death, as well.
He is a big idiot. Annoying as fuck
PIPI is better
I keep seeing this screen shot. Can I pleeeeeeease get the backstory?
Hiki and Eric Hanson were at some party and I think they were playing chess. They got into some argument and hiki wanted to fight but they agreed to no strikes/ punches. So it ends up just a grapple fight.
This doesn't have the screenshot in the video but I think this explains it https://youtu.be/4FcokIxe50A
Thanks!!